Ok, so I think it would be cool to make a motivational/demotivational poster for the GS. I'm posting here to fish for awesome slogans.
A few ideas of mine:
GS500E
Ride Naked.
GSTwins
Still faster than a car.
GSTwins
Stop watching those wheelie videos.
GSTwins
0-120: Never. But at least I'll live long enough to have kids.
Suggestions?
GS500E:
Boxy... but good.
GS500E:
When you absolutely, positively must get laughed at by every motherf*cker in the riding group.
GS500E:
Hey, at least it's not a Buell
GS500 - It's paid for and I can kick your ass. Questions ?
gs500e - ride naked
gs500 - love it, hate it, love to hate it
gs500 - deep down inside, you know you want one
gs500 - just as fast in corners at half the cost
GS500
Because horsepower and speed does not equal skill
Oh yea ... try this ...
GS500:
The Chicks dont know it aint a GSXR.
Cool.
Buddha.
GS500
Because *your* pee pee is big enough
;)
Quote from: vtlion on October 21, 2009, 02:32:34 PM
GS500E:
Hey, at least it's not a Buell
+1 hahaha
GS500E:
No, it is not a moped.
GS500E: It fits between my legs, and i know how to use it
or GS500E: my insurance is cheaper than yours
GS500E: Because sitting on naked twins never felt so good!
THANK YOU THANK YOU! I'll be here all night! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
+1 for the GS500: Ride Naked esp if you actually have a nekkid lady on the bike in the pic
GSTwin: 'Cause you know Buddha has the part
GS500: 'cause in my day 500cc was a mid-sized bike
GS500F: Just a low-side away from naked
GS500: Why I can't date a fat chick
GS500: The guy said it was just like a GSX-R
GSTwin: When it's raining and you absolutely don't want to do homework.
Tussey, that kicked ass. i want to make a tshirt of this. can i get your permission?
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 23, 2009, 12:16:57 AM
Tussey, that kicked ass. i want to make a tshirt of this. can i get your permission?
of course! As long as you post pics! :woohoo:
But of course :bowdown: :thumb:
GS500:
Costs less than a Honda and it might just outrun it!
I swear its my first bike!
Don't worry, I'll meet you later.
Because you need a license to ride it.
Because saving for a real bike means more.
+1 for 'ride naked'
+1 'Hey, at least it's not a Buell' and
+1 'love, hate, love to hate it'
"I'd let you ride it, But I'm afraid the power might underwhelm you."
PJ
GS500: Give me 30 reasons not to own one.
GS500 - It's not the size, it's how you use it
gs500
will outrun your riced-out civic! at the same price as your exhaust!!
Oh this topic is still alive ...
Fine ...
GS500, when it breaks, the buddha will pass snide comments @ you.
GS500 - its numerology. It means, cannot afford a real bike.
SV650 - Its numerology. It menas Cannot afford a real bike, but I am getting close.
SV1000 - Its numerology as well. It means cannot afford a real bike, but I am so close I can taste it.
Ninja - Its japanese. It means "squid who cannot see a over beaten cliche if one were to jump up and down making loud noises wearing fluorescent green".
Cool.
Buddha.
GS500: Just a rejet away from suspension upgrade
hahaha +1 ^^
(http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r430/elkcloner/poster32625446.jpg)
Geez, I was all excited to finally be upgrading to a GS500 from my stinking 155cc scooter.
I was gonna be Cool at last. A real bike, with a clutch & gears even! <oh joy>
Now, after reading the GS500 slogans in this thread, I just got a big dent in my preconceived machismo. :confused:
Do they make helmet stickers that say My other bike is a Busa ?
GS500 - Who needs 50hp anyhow?
GS500E: My bike cost less then your insurance idiot!
GS500F: Yeah that's me still in your rear view
GS500: Real man, nothing to prove
Quote from: vtlion on October 21, 2009, 02:32:34 PM
GS500E:
When you absolutely, positively must get laughed at by every motherf*cker in the riding group.
^And yes you can borrow some money for gas
GS500F- .....ah wtf, at least it's a bike!
GS500-
Hope you're not in a hurry
One notch above a Schwinn
Yeah, I get my insurance off the Super Value Menu.
Trust me, your guardian angel can keep up.
Because 'cool' is only skin-deep
Power Commander? You mean a jet kit, right?
You'll never see one outside a psychiatrist's office
I also clip coupons
GS5 Rider-
You know, the one that always looks like he's in pain
GS500 - When you have nothing to compensate for
Quote from: redhenracing2 on November 15, 2009, 09:46:41 PM
GS500-
.
Trust me, your guardian angel can keep up.
.
Power Commander? You mean a jet kit, right?
.
:thumb:
Exactly!
Quote from: TheDrunknmonky on November 15, 2009, 10:16:06 PM
GS500 - When you have nothing to compensate for
I liked it so much, I went ahead and made one :D
(http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae43/MajorMalphunction/GS500Compensation.jpg?t=1266998824)
GS 500 - You spend more on your cell phone.
GS 500 - The cheapest therapy there is.
GS 500 - I'll get a "real bike" when this one stops running.
GS 500 - It's old, slow, reliable, good-looking, and cheap, just like me!
GS 500 - The bike you really need.
Quote from: MajorMalphunction on February 20, 2010, 12:35:13 PM
Quote from: TheDrunknmonky on November 15, 2009, 10:16:06 PM
GS500 - When you have nothing to compensate for
+1 :D
Nobody riding these other bikes made a crack about mine:
(http://photos3.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/5/e/a/d/600_13284237.jpeg)
But if they did, I would have come back with the quote above!
If you are interested, the other bikes are:
CBR929RR, '95 ZX-6R, ZX-10R, '02 RC51, '08 ZX-6R
Man, that RC51 sounded great. Ridden by a girl, too.
Quote from: bill14224 on February 23, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
GS 500 - It's old, slow, reliable, good-looking, and cheap, just like me!
I'm not old :P
Fact, I'm still older than my bike xD
Quote from: bill14224 on February 23, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
GS 500 - The cheapest therapy there is.
GS 500 - I'll get a "real bike" when this one stops running.
Both I like :D
+1
Trial #1
I used contact paper to make a stencil and used white fabric paint. Unfortunately the contact paper didn't quite keep the paint from bleeding under, and in the fine/delicate areas it peeled up quite a bit, allowing globs of paint in and mushing up the letters in some areas. It actually looks better in the picture, but then again, so does my bike.
(http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww360/jessiedoran/ridenaked.jpg)
Maybe lighter coats next time, or the 'spray' type of fabric paint. Geez, this is getting more complicated than painting a bike. :dunno_white: The whole thing took about an hour, which is 45 minutes more than I'd like to spend if I'm going to make more. Any other ideas (besides iron-ons; I hate them)? NakedGS- thanks for letting me use your words- "0-120: Never" is the next one I want- I'll send you something when I actually get it to look decent (never perfect).
-K
Gs500: when you feel like being a carb hero
Gs500F: my bike is one highside away from being naked
Gs500: my insurance is cheaper than your new kicks
gs500: I <3 carbs. Nuff said.
GS500E: Not the wand but the Magician
GS500F: Not the wand but the aerodynamic Magician
Well done! I like this! :woohoo:
Quote from: Adfalchius on February 25, 2010, 10:17:42 PM
(http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww360/jessiedoran/ridenaked.jpg)
Quote from: pandy on February 26, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Well done! I like this! :woohoo:
Quote from: Adfalchius on February 25, 2010, 10:17:42 PM
(http://i735.photobucket.com/albums/ww360/jessiedoran/ridenaked.jpg)
I second this! :D
Quote from: MajorMalphunction on March 01, 2010, 02:20:49 AM
I second this! :D
You know you're just happy cuz the e is an E! :flipoff: :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: pandy on March 01, 2010, 03:49:11 PM
Quote from: MajorMalphunction on March 01, 2010, 02:20:49 AM
I second this! :D
You know you're just happy cuz the e is an E! :flipoff: :icon_mrgreen:
Yes on this. :D
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:cheers:
So... GS500E or GS500e? I just copied what it said on the fairing.
It's up to you Adfalchius :dunno_white: