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Title: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: The Buddha on February 25, 2010, 02:00:28 PM
OK so now that I am watching olympic skating ... I have figured out its "show the world your pu$$y day".

In light of that ... how did I find out that this chick that was skating was polish ?

Yea ... she wasn't wearing panties.

BTW ... this winter olympics are the gayest ever ...

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: Jughead on February 25, 2010, 10:16:11 PM
Quote from: The Buddha on February 25, 2010, 02:00:28 PM
OK so now that I am watching olympic skating ... I have figured out its "show the world your pu$$y day".

In light of that ... how did I find out that this chick that was skating was polish ?

Yea ... she wasn't wearing panties.

BTW ... this winter olympics are the gheyest ever ...

Cool.
Buddha.

What? and I missed it? Oh well i was gettin Pu$$y. :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: PachmanP on February 26, 2010, 07:09:41 PM
Quote from: The Buddha on February 25, 2010, 02:00:28 PM
OK so now that I am watching olympic skating ... I have figured out its "show the world your pu$$y day".

In light of that ... how did I find out that this chick that was skating was polish ?

Yea ... she wasn't wearing panties.

BTW ... this winter olympics are the gheyest ever ...

Cool.
Buddha.

Pics or it didn't happen!!!!1111oneoneoneeon
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: makenzie71 on February 26, 2010, 08:18:26 PM
What was her name?  I want a video...
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: ver4 on February 27, 2010, 06:57:09 PM
Quote from: makenzie71 on February 26, 2010, 08:18:26 PM
What was her name?  I want a video...
Me too!
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: The Buddha on March 01, 2010, 09:40:56 PM
Of course y'all know the german chick seeing that the polish chick won the gold decided she was gonna do that ...

She got disqualified for being a guy ...

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: makenzie71 on March 01, 2010, 09:43:58 PM
Dude...I wanna say your English has improved dramatically ove rthe last couple years...but your English may be perfect and you just started here typing like you just discovered the language...either way...I can understand what you write perfectly now.  But I still have no idea what you mean.
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: The Buddha on March 03, 2010, 07:12:36 AM
You clown ... my english has always been perfect ... its my typing, and its not improved at all ... thought I am getting used to typing in a tiny lap top keyboard.

Anyway I was talking about olympic figure staking ... I saw so many panties I decided to make a joke out of it.
So ...
The polish chick forgot to wear panties ... and won gold.

German chick tried to copy that trick, and got disqualified for being a dude.

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: bettingpython on March 03, 2010, 08:47:34 AM
Quote from: The Buddha on March 01, 2010, 09:40:56 PM
Of course y'all know the german chick seeing that the polish chick won the gold decided she was gonna do that ...

She got disqualified for being a guy ...

Cool.
Buddha.

LOL thats funny right there!

Man did you start using rosetta stone or something? Your english has really improved. :cheers:
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: makenzie71 on March 03, 2010, 09:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Buddha on March 03, 2010, 07:12:36 AM
You clown ... my english has always been perfect ... its my typing, and its not improved at all ... thought I am getting used to typing in a tiny lap top keyboard.

I don't think you can blame grammar and sentence structure on a keyboard  :tongue2: :thumb:

Now that I know what you mean, though....lol
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: The Buddha on March 03, 2010, 12:46:43 PM
Sentence structure ... WTF is that. Come on dont tell me you're all hung up on sentence diagraming ... screw you.
I am sorta a conversation style typist.
Pause = ... and I use case and tense and whatever ...

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: annguyen1981 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:15 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091214134038AACLplE



Ok.. back to Buddha.  Name? pics? article? video?  WTF?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: raivis on March 03, 2010, 07:41:06 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:15 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091214134038AACLplE



Ok.. back to Buddha.  Name? pics? article? video?  WTF?!?!?!?


dude looks like either coloniel sanders or the boos man of walker, texas ranger    hahahahahaha        and buddha   that was funny   some people just dont understand   hahaha
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: ke7syv on March 04, 2010, 05:55:23 PM
What's you ethnicity buddah? I've always wondered if maybe that's why I'm unable to understand WTF your talking about. I've caught on to the whole conversation style of typing. Kinda unique...
BTW... nice joke, but do you know why they don't have ice cubes.
They lost the recipe.
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: Toogoofy317 on March 05, 2010, 03:37:16 PM
OUCH  :o

buddha like Yoda no?

Mary
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: Toogoofy317 on March 05, 2010, 03:40:28 PM
OUCH  :o

buddha like Yoda no?

Mary
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: jeremy_nash on March 05, 2010, 06:14:03 PM
Quote from: ke7syv on March 04, 2010, 05:55:23 PM
What's you ethnicity buddah? I've always wondered if maybe that's why I'm unable to understand WTF your talking about.

has nothing to do with ethnicity at all, (which is indian BTW)

has more to do with getting drunk and posting on internet message boards,  lol
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: The Buddha on March 05, 2010, 07:53:02 PM
Clowns ... all of you.

Some people I cannot understand on the boards. My good friend Jared (GS twinner and upholstery man extraordinaire) who I have met and get along great, I can talk to him and get it perfectly, but on the board I just dont.

Anyway Indians most of the ones in their 40's and under were almost all taught with english as their first language. So you never find non english literate people mostly in India. Typing is all great, but they can sound in comprehensible, even for other Indians due to their accents. So its the opposite of what you describe here.

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: jeremy_nash on March 06, 2010, 04:11:10 PM
I didnt agree with him, I just answered his question.
and I still think I'm right tho!  :flipoff:

if they are taught english as their first language, why is it hard to understand them anytime I have to call a customer support line?
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: The Buddha on May 20, 2010, 07:08:07 AM
Quote from: jeremy_nash on March 06, 2010, 04:11:10 PM
I didnt agree with him, I just answered his question.
and I still think I'm right tho!  :flipoff:

if they are taught english as their first language, why is it hard to understand them anytime I have to call a customer support line?

Not all Injuns are taught english as their first language. Atleast till the mid 90's, it was more $ and you had to get private school education as well as make sure you were getting english as the medium of education. Sadly a lot of companies dont check for that when hiring people.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.
Post by: mister on May 22, 2010, 12:52:55 PM
ACTUALLY... yonks ago there was a Polish Female Runner who was accusing other female runners of being guys - cause they beat her, you see. After it was proven the others were not guys the Polack just got on with coming second a lot. Years later, it was discovered, the Polish Female runner was REALLY a guy!!!

Obviously, thinking, the only way they could lose would be to another guy, he accused the winners of being guys.

Michael