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Title: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: Homer on June 29, 2010, 09:59:51 PM
Rode to Virginia last week (up Highway 62, if anyone's familiar with it).
At about 7 pm, I encountered a very angry, very confused turkey.  
The road cleared a group of trees and opened up into a field of hay about 300 meters deep.  The crazy bird was about 100 meters off the road, and plotted an immediate intercept course.
I've heard of dogs doing it.  Never turkeys.  Has anyone else?  

He was all alone.  I assume it was a "he".  Can't figure it out.  Maybe my green bike looked like a giant tasty bug?
I was doing about 80.
Couldn't remember the MSF course recommendation, so I just sped up.  The crazy f*cker made a course adjustment!

Edit:
Don't have a related image.  Take this truck-ipede instead. 
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t196/84CrapJ7/899895704_Q7s8o-M.jpg)
Title: Re: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: Deros514 on June 29, 2010, 11:05:46 PM
I've had this happen to me before. I was riding some trails on my mtn bike and got on the road to head home when I came across a small group. All but one scattered, the one that didn't charged towards me. Surprised the hell out of me.
Title: Re: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: Homer on June 30, 2010, 08:11:01 AM
The hunters are full of sh!t with all that camouflage. 

I wonder what would happen if you charge one back. 
Title: Re: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: spc on June 30, 2010, 11:32:50 AM
I went Turkey 'hunting' with a friend once.  None of that getting dressed up in camo, getting up early crap.  I drove and he hung out the window with a shotgun while we drove down some back roads.  Worked like a charm.
Title: Re: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: Paulcet on June 30, 2010, 06:41:03 PM
I always heard you should roll off, roll on.  Works for dogs in my experience.  They make the first trajectory correction, but can't make the second.  And with a Yoshimura can and no noise baffle, my bark is louder than the dog's!
Title: Re: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 30, 2010, 10:34:34 PM
Quote from: spc on June 30, 2010, 11:32:50 AM
I went Turkey 'hunting' with a friend once.  None of that getting dressed up in camo, getting up early crap.  I drove and he hung out the window with a shotgun while we drove down some back roads.  Worked like a charm.
i went cougar hunting once, does htat count? O0
Title: Re: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: Elijafir on June 30, 2010, 11:18:57 PM
I once had a Buck charge my car.  To, what I would assume was, protect his mate.  He had me swerve all the way off the left side of the road and drift the dirt.. just missed him.  He chased me for about 10 seconds until he realized I was much faster than him.
Title: Re: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: natedawg120 on July 04, 2010, 08:29:59 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on June 30, 2010, 10:34:34 PM
Quote from: spc on June 30, 2010, 11:32:50 AM
I went Turkey 'hunting' with a friend once.  None of that getting dressed up in camo, getting up early crap.  I drove and he hung out the window with a shotgun while we drove down some back roads.  Worked like a charm.
i went cougar hunting once, does htat count? O0
only if it was with 12g spermicidal rounds  :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: spc on July 05, 2010, 09:09:17 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on June 30, 2010, 10:34:34 PM
Quote from: spc on June 30, 2010, 11:32:50 AM
I went Turkey 'hunting' with a friend once.  None of that getting dressed up in camo, getting up early crap.  I drove and he hung out the window with a shotgun while we drove down some back roads.  Worked like a charm.
i went cougar hunting once, does htat count? O0

I went cougar hunting last night.  I walked into my regular bar and almost fell over.  There were 4 excellent examples, all quite inebriated. :icon_twisted:  ........
Title: Re: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: Homer on July 05, 2010, 03:34:12 PM
Ok, we get it.  You like to hump old women. 

No one has jokes on the truck-ipede at all?   :icon_sad:
Title: Re: Suicidal Turkey
Post by: PachmanP on July 05, 2010, 06:29:06 PM
Quote from: Homer on July 05, 2010, 03:34:12 PM
Ok, we get it.  You like to hump old women. 

No one has jokes on the truck-ipede at all?   :icon_sad:


Dude, nobodies gonna hump a truck-ipede. (or at least admit it).