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Title: What would Yoda say...
Post by: scratch on December 21, 2010, 03:18:29 PM
if he rode a motorcycle?

"Commit to turn. Or, do not. There is no try."
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Post by: redhawkdancing on December 21, 2010, 08:38:37 PM
If you asked about changing motorcycles?

"Size matters not"
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Post by: redhawkdancing on December 21, 2010, 08:41:15 PM
upon stalling a motorcycle?

"Happens to every guy sometimes this does"
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Post by: bettingpython on December 22, 2010, 01:00:38 PM
I sense much fear in you, fear leads to target fixation, taget fixation leads to crashing.
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Post by: VWAG on January 04, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
the shiny side, keep up
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Post by: The Buddha on January 04, 2011, 12:11:50 PM
Dweebs, bikers are.

Cool.
Buddha.
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Post by: Adfalchius on January 04, 2011, 08:59:05 PM
Upon looking at the cylinders:

"Always two there are, no more, no less..."
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 04, 2011, 09:56:17 PM
Fart cans on motorcycles not. There is no rice :icon_razz:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 05, 2011, 09:40:48 PM
Upon reading a certain mods ramblings:
A weird and strange one, that buddha is
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Post by: frankieG on January 09, 2011, 08:17:37 PM
look where you steer you must, if not crash you will
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 11, 2011, 03:29:35 AM
A strange one he is, that liberal above ^ :icon_eek:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 25, 2011, 10:52:31 PM
and later on when rider gets teh hot girl home for some extracurricular fun he says these things:

‎10. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!" 9. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
8. "Feel the force!"7. "Foreplay, cuddling – a Jedi craves not these things." 6. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
5. "Do me or do me not – there is no try."
4. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
3. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
2. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?"