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Title: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: The Buddha on February 03, 2011, 12:29:26 PM
Title says all.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: Unsane on February 03, 2011, 04:48:36 PM
I am a qualified mechanic and auto electrician... possibly not a genius but relatively switched on  :icon_confused: what do you need?
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: adidasguy on February 03, 2011, 05:17:04 PM
That title leave a lot to the imagination. Like saying "I need to get laid" - so many options there :flipoff:
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: Jared on February 03, 2011, 06:34:28 PM
You have to wire the Flux Capacitor in parallel.
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: adidasguy on February 03, 2011, 06:43:11 PM
Do that AFTER you do a series continuity check for cross capacitance leakage or your underwear will disintegrate.
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: madjak30 on February 03, 2011, 07:57:59 PM
Quote from: Jared on February 03, 2011, 06:34:28 PM
You have to wire the Flux Capacitor in parallel.
That must be to smooth out the clipping from the photon rectifier...so that the power delivery is smoooooth... :icon_twisted:

Later.
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on February 04, 2011, 02:29:31 AM
that is AFTER you top off teh blinker fluid reservoir with flatulence
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: The Buddha on February 04, 2011, 06:58:22 AM
Quote from: Unsane on February 03, 2011, 04:48:36 PM
I am a qualified mechanic and auto electrician... possibly not a genius but relatively switched on  :icon_confused: what do you need?

K you're getting PM.

The other clowns that posted here get a dope slap - each.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: Jared on February 04, 2011, 08:19:01 AM

Well ask your question damnit....

and Just in case ...polarity doesn't matter with nipple clamps....So I hear.... :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: The Buddha on February 04, 2011, 08:25:15 AM
Well I bet you've never gone out with Ileen, and the reason she leans is that one side is much heavier than the other.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: scratch on February 04, 2011, 11:15:23 AM
...Or, Ireen, the asian version...
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: madjak30 on February 04, 2011, 11:35:25 AM
Now you have to watch out for the "PC Police"... :D

What's all the "electronical" hubbub about?
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: The Buddha on February 04, 2011, 12:48:43 PM
Quote from: madjak30 on February 04, 2011, 11:35:25 AM
Now you have to watch out for the "PC Police"... :D

What's all the "electronical" hubbub about?

Modding a cd player and was hoping to get someone to give me some intelligence on this vs that type fet/transistor combo.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on February 05, 2011, 03:49:49 AM
Quote from: The Buddha on February 04, 2011, 06:58:22 AM
Quote from: Unsane on February 03, 2011, 04:48:36 PM
I am a qualified mechanic and auto electrician... possibly not a genius but relatively switched on  :icon_confused: what do you need?

K you're getting PM.

The other clowns that posted here get a dope slap - each.
Cool.
Buddha.
OOOOHHHH threaten me with a good time whydoncha  :woohoo:
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on February 05, 2011, 03:53:06 AM
Ohh thats easy. modify it by wiring a testicular transducer in parallel, with a pair of breasts wired in series, coupled to a nodular resistor . if you dont, your 8 track player will short out and play cd's, via the atari console O0
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: madjak30 on February 05, 2011, 07:13:32 PM
You got it a little wrong...not the atari, it played memory cards...must be your Sega Dreamcast...that was cd's... :thumb:

Later.
Title: Re: Need electronical genius dude/ette
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on February 05, 2011, 09:40:54 PM
Quote from: madjak30 on February 05, 2011, 07:13:32 PM
You got it a little wrong...not the atari, it played memory cards...must be your Sega Dreamcast...that was cd's... :thumb:

Later.
But with teh parallel testicular transducer, a,d the series wired breasts, it also has the side effect of making our beloved gs500 think its a hayabusa as well