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Main Area => Odds n Ends => Topic started by: ryott52 on May 21, 2011, 04:27:30 AM

Title: Alleged Rapture
Post by: ryott52 on May 21, 2011, 04:27:30 AM
So, since the world is supposedly going to end today, would anybody like to will me their stuff in the event that I am left behind? That'd make my Saturday special. Thanks.
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: mister on May 21, 2011, 12:43:49 PM
Quote from: ryott52 on May 21, 2011, 04:27:30 AM
So, since the world is supposedly going to end today, would anybody like to will me their stuff in the event that I am left behind? That'd make my Saturday special. Thanks.

Was this the end of the world according to that religious culty fellow?

Didn't he know that the world ended last month or whenever we were supposed to have the pole switch?

Doesn't he know the Myan calendar  blah blah blah

Doesn't he know that since a lot of Nostradamus's stuff hasn't all come to fruition yet, that the world cannot end until after those predicted events?

And frankly, I'm not seeing Nabiru yet. So, I'll just sit back with a nice warm cup of tea...

Michael
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: ryott52 on May 21, 2011, 12:51:24 PM
Me either, I'm just hoping somebody who does think the world is ending in a few hours will give me all their stuff. No luck just yet.
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: XealotX on May 21, 2011, 06:57:52 PM
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."

-Mark Twain
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 21, 2011, 08:21:14 PM
Quote from: mister on May 21, 2011, 12:43:49 PM
Quote from: ryott52 on May 21, 2011, 04:27:30 AM
So, since the world is supposedly going to end today, would anybody like to will me their stuff in the event that I am left behind? That'd make my Saturday special. Thanks.

Was this the end of the world according to that religious culty fellow?

Didn't he know that the world ended last month or whenever we were supposed to have the pole switch?

Doesn't he know the Myan calendar  blah blah blah

Doesn't he know that since a lot of Nostradamus's stuff hasn't all come to fruition yet, that the world cannot end until after those predicted events?

And frankly, I'm not seeing Nabiru yet. So, I'll just sit back with a nice warm cup of tea...

Michael
ill be here laughing january 1st 2013. like i didnt blow my life savings on survival gear for y2k. etc. only GOD knows when. i dont, and wouldnt want to.  closest equivalent would be like me sitting on death row. no more appeals. knowing tomorrow at 6am i die. no thank you lol. if/when i go dont tell me. wanna have fun until that time
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: spc on May 21, 2011, 10:11:35 PM
Personally, I'd like to die as an old(er) man, in bed with an 18yo hooker, surrounded by $50k in Coke.
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: pave_spectre on May 21, 2011, 10:29:12 PM
If you are still surrounded by the coke when you die, I would suggest you bought it too late
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: k.rollin on May 22, 2011, 03:09:24 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83/DAYWALKER__/248855_10150188432906274_715186273_7170746_4064334_n.jpg)

On Saturday, May 21, 2011, a flying elbow from Randy "Macho Man" Savage saved us all from the rapture.
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: Electrojake on May 22, 2011, 08:03:23 PM
Hold your glee boys.
As I understand it, May 21 is the only the "beginning" of the end of the world.
The grand finale is supposed to be on October 21.
The fellow that explained this to me also mentioned that getting religious in the eleventh hour isn't going to help much because heaven already has done its head-count and the gates have been closed for some time now.
Just sayin'
It's pretty much a done deal.  :dunno_black:
-Ej-
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: Big Rich on May 22, 2011, 08:13:30 PM
Just curious, who is the fellow that told you this?
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: Shaddow on May 22, 2011, 08:16:49 PM
That's okay. The gates of hell will welcome me, I have no problem with that.
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: Electrojake on May 22, 2011, 08:32:49 PM
Quote from: Big Rich on May 22, 2011, 08:13:30 PM
Just curious, who is the fellow that told you this?

"Walter"

He is an Electrical Engineering Tech I work with that specializes in writing complex PLC latter-logic. Extremely bright fellow. He's 60 years old and sharp as a tack. Has spent his life working on various projects in South Africa, Asia, and the USA as an E-Tech and more recently a programmer.
Wish I had his skill set. A smart fellow and a likable guy.

Additionally, he is quite active with his (Christian) church.
We occasionally talk scripture but nothing too heavy.
Glad you asked! :D
-Ej-


Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: Big Rich on May 22, 2011, 08:40:25 PM
No offense EJ, but if he can't walk on water I don't believe him. I'm sure he is an outstanding character though.

Biggest problem I see is the whole "false prophet" with all this (and it's not directed at anybody in particular).
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: Electrojake on May 22, 2011, 09:02:45 PM
Unfortunately, Walter is the only "prophet" I have access to.
Now if he could just help me figure out why the ECU in my DL1000 keeps losing its Idle Reference after long highway rides I'd know for sure he was clairvoyant!

Regards,  :cheers:
-Ej-
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 22, 2011, 09:10:37 PM
naaah he would have seen randy savage coming  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: spc on May 22, 2011, 09:34:12 PM
Quote from: pave_spectre on May 21, 2011, 10:29:12 PM
If you are still surrounded by the coke when you die, I would suggest you bought it too late

Nah, the 50k is just what's left after you buy 100k from the dealer and have a Charlie Sheen style weekend.

In all seriousness, no coke for me, I just self-medicate with Scotch (preferably a Talisker 10yr).  I also seem to be swaying from my Charlie Sheen-esque ways as I'm currently smitten with a woman 21 years my senior and she's not filthy stinking rich...
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: The Buddha on May 23, 2011, 08:03:41 AM
Of course the world has ended, my wife found a zit on her nose. Its over, the world is over.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: seamax on May 23, 2011, 12:36:07 PM
Dammit, I now have to repaint my van Oct 21 instead of May 21.  :D
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: The Buddha on May 23, 2011, 01:05:50 PM
Oct 23rd. Man get your facts right. On that day the world will be 7000 years old. Yes think about that, 7000 years. The previous time the earth was destroyed by a flood. Now it will be all destroyed. Well, the 7000 years was a good run for the universe.

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: seamax on May 23, 2011, 01:41:25 PM
Quote from: The Buddha on May 23, 2011, 01:05:50 PM
Oct 23rd. Man get your facts right. On that day the world will be 7000 years old. Yes think about that, 7000 years. The previous time the earth was destroyed by a flood. Now it will be all destroyed. Well, the 7000 years was a good run for the universe.

Cool.
Buddha.

Your prophet is wrong! It's Oct 23!  :flipoff: That is when the dead come alive....or is that Oct 31.  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: steezin_and_wheezin on May 23, 2011, 02:04:35 PM
people are nuts, from one extreme to the other. i try to keep my distance, but this vid made me chukkle..

http://youtu.be/f9KlMWzKj4s
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: madjak30 on May 23, 2011, 02:21:48 PM
That was awesome...S..H..I..T..

My wifey wouldn't like it (catholic), but man I had a good laugh...and remember...let them drink the Kool Aid...hehehe

Later.
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: Electrojake on May 23, 2011, 03:13:15 PM
Geeez, you people F-ed this up! (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/emot-doh.jpg)

So when exactly is the Armageddon deal really going down?
The end of October? The 21st, the 23rd? the 31st?  :dunno_black:
Please guys, get this thing nailed down. I got shlt to do.

(http://blog.metasd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/armageddon.png)
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: mister on May 23, 2011, 03:20:59 PM
According to Bob, a random guy on the street. The world did end. But due to lack of interest no-one has noticed. Accept maybe one man, the guy who invented the internet...

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4ify7vDXrDs/Rf88MHIKPoI/AAAAAAAAAOo/q2tyZJYGgVg/s400/AlGoreAndGlowingOrb.JPG)
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: adidasguy on May 23, 2011, 03:29:38 PM
I think the wacko forgot to say what time zone.

Anyway, at about 6pm Saturday (Pacific daylight time) .....
we couldn't get the old bearing off but luckily had a spare bottom tripple and steering column so used that, we were lowering Trey back down after replacing the bearings and one side of the hoist slipped, he almost fell over. Then we see the throttle cable got pulled apart.

We fixed the cable, he didn't fall over and now Trey rides like a dream come true.

Does that mean either I or Trey were raptured and are now in heaven?
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: ryott52 on May 23, 2011, 03:43:39 PM
Afraid not, your bike needs to be liquid cooled and have at least one more cylinder to get to heaven.
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: adidasguy on May 23, 2011, 04:36:49 PM
I have 3 GS500's. If I duc tape them together - that's 6 cylinders. Then I can spray water on them to "liquid cool" them.
Now can I get into heaven?
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: dohabee on May 23, 2011, 05:35:58 PM
Only if you post a picture to prove it.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: Electrojake on May 23, 2011, 06:02:26 PM
Quote from: adidasguy on May 23, 2011, 03:29:38 PM
I think the wacko forgot to say what time zone.


Time Zone?
You mean it's a different time where you are? (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/hmm.gif)

That's impossible.
Your either stupid or crazy.
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 23, 2011, 08:34:39 PM
Quote from: Electrojake on May 23, 2011, 03:13:15 PM
Geeez, you people F-ed this up! (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/emot-doh.jpg)

So when exactly is the Armageddon deal really going down?
The end of October? The 21st, the 23rd? the 31st?  :dunno_black:
Please guys, get this thing nailed down. I got shlt to do.

(http://blog.metasd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/armageddon.png)

al gores as fake as my ex's orgasms along with his credentials lol
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: ryott52 on May 23, 2011, 10:53:27 PM
Quote from: adidasguy on May 23, 2011, 04:36:49 PM
I have 3 GS500's. If I duc tape them together - that's 6 cylinders. Then I can spray water on them to "liquid cool" them.
Now can I get into heaven?


Only if it's ridable(rideable?).
Title: Re: Alleged Rapture
Post by: The Buddha on May 24, 2011, 05:52:29 AM
Quote from: adidasguy on May 23, 2011, 04:36:49 PM
I have 3 GS500's. If I duc tape them together - that's 6 cylinders. Then I can spray water on them to "liquid cool" them.
Now can I get into heaven?


You're in seattle, so its liquid cooled.
Cool.
buddha.