We'll start with the cheesy line: I'm indefinitely loaning a firearm to a very, very good friend (as a note, she's the only non family member I would ever consider loaning a firearm to) as I'm handing it over, I say: 'I really care about this one so take care of her OK' she replies 'don't worry, I will and I reply 'I was talking to the gun' she almost teared up :embarassed:
Quick cheezy line that got no reaction but silence and a dirty look.
At work ( big office building ) I went into the mens room to take a leak and overheard a guy standing at the sink having a conversation with a guy in a stall who was making some hellaciously disgusting non stop bowel noises. The guy at the sink said to the other guy; Where have you been, haven't seen you in a while?.......Answer; Been on vacation, just got back! ...........Guy at the sink; Where did you go?......... ME chiming in; Let me guess---- Mexico City?
Note; Anyone who has ever taken a vacation or even visited Mexico city gets a horrendous case of the sh*ts.
cheesy pick up line that actuly has worked a few times, toss the girl a snow ball (dont be an a$$ and throw it or it wont work) then when she catches it out of a reaction say "i knew you were a good catch" :kiss3:
cheesy as hell line. just dont sue me if you get slapped.
find soeone incredibly attractive nearby, motion for them to coem to you using only 1 finger. when they do. answer/say " see i knew i could make you come with only 1 finger"
Of course, the flip side here is that I'm completely and utterly in love with her. We were out having dinner tonight and the guy a few seats down struck up a converation. At one point he says to her 'you really love him don't you?' I nearly passed out and she couldn't form even a single cohesive word for several minutes.
Man you need to hit that quick yo.
go for it dude, take her to a movie and say "if you were a pirate would you like your parot on this sholder?" (place your hand on the nearest sholder to you in a kind of bird shape) "or would you like it on this sholder?" (move your hand behind her neck and put your arm around her)
i used to be a lumber grader in a sawmill. the place would need constant repairs and maintenance but they would let things run messed up until it totally failed. one week at a safety meeting i said to management and the crew that they should find out how many maintenance people worked here and hire an equal number of lesbians, then we would have twice as many people walking around that don't do duck.
drop a packet of sugar on the ground in front of a waitress then pick it up and say, excuse me I think you dropped your name tag.
(Note: does not work with Equal or Splenda)
Like I always say ... "thank goodness for chef Dohabee"
BTW wtf happened to those chef Boyardee ads and the old lady that used to sound like she was choking on some spagettio's when she said that.
Cool.
Buddha.
Well Mickey and Minnie were getting a divorce and Mickey was on the stand. The judge looked at him and said " I can't give you a divorce on grounds of her acting funny" Mickey looked at the judge and said "She's not crazy I said she's Flucking Goofy"
Terrible, I know.
Mary
Quote from: dohabee on September 01, 2011, 05:36:51 PM
drop a packet of sugar on the ground in front of a waitress then pick it up and say, excuse me I think you dropped your name tag.
(Note: does not work with Equal or Splenda)
The Equal one *might* work if she's a hardcore feminist. It might also get you decked though...
Had dinner again.........well, it actually started as just drinks.....then she got hungry and we split a burger. As we waited for a pair of seats at the outdoor bar, two nice older British gents gave up their seats and made a comment about the view being great for a couple of lovebirds (sunset on the sound) again, we were both momentarily at a loss for words. I'm seriously farked up over her. I've never felt like this about anyone before.
So is it safe to say, you can just sit and talk for hours and hours and hours on end?
Michael
Don't say anything stupid to get her mad because she's got your gun now.
- Porkchop
"We split a burger"
I give it a month, it may take a few weeks for the glow to wear off and it finally sinks in just what a tightwad you really are.
Depending on your response to this we'll also see if you have a sense of humor.
Quote from: ojstinson on September 02, 2011, 10:02:56 AM
"We split a burger"
I give it a month, it may take a few weeks for the glow to wear off and it finally sinks in just what a tightwad you really are.
Depending on your response to this we'll also see if you have a sense of humor.
It is a overall misconception that women dont like cheap skates. The thing though ... you cant spend $ on yourself and be a tightwad everywhere else.
I think that is the line between frugal and cheap ... dont buy your clothes @ Nordstroms and let her only go to yard sales. I think though with an american woman being frugal puts you firmly in the "husband" category, and they'd dump you till they need a husband.
So, Be like buddha ... wifey go to ross and buddha shops @ the flea market and you dont have to worry about them loose women getting attracted to you. >:(
Cool.
Buddha.
I'm pretty sure that would make her the tightwad, she picked up the bill last night :wink: actually, that's the only thing we've ever argued about. We both get pretty crafty about picking up the check. Actually, if I don't get crafty about it and just try to pay when the check comes, she usually just elbows me in the ribs until I drop my credit card.
Ohh, yeah, a few minor issues. She's 21 yrs older than me, my boss at a part time job and I'm terrified that at some point down the line I would end up hurting her and I don't think I could live with myself if that happened. She's been hurt a lot and I don't know if I'm good enough for her, by my own standards.
Well, she's out of town until Wednesday. I'm at a regular hangout of ours right now and not having any fun.....
At least I know she can defend herself while shes travelling.
Okay SPC this is getting like the Miller light commercial. Are you the guy that cries when you leave her too? That would be the second unmanly thing you did today ;)
Mary
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on September 03, 2011, 11:10:37 PM
Okay SPC this is getting like the Miller light commercial. Are you the guy that cries when you leave her too? That would be the second unmanly thing you did today ;)
Mary
uh oh mary is gonna revoke your
(http://officialmancard.com/omc/wp-content/themes/mancard2/images/mancard-slide-small.jpg)
yes i got one of these when htey used to be free lol. ( someone here posted it lol)
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on September 03, 2011, 11:10:37 PM
Okay SPC this is getting like the Miller light commercial. Are you the guy that cries when you leave her too? That would be the second unmanly thing you did today ;)
Mary
Sorry, I dont watch commercials for cheap booze.....(said while sipping an incredible 18yr talisker while watching the beginnings of what should be a gorgeous sunset on the beach)
No crying, but she's always on my mind.
a pic:
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w317/spcterry/IMAG0082.jpg)
Quote from: ojstinson on September 02, 2011, 10:02:56 AM
"We split a burger"
I give it a month, it may take a few weeks for the glow to wear off and it finally sinks in just what a tightwad you really are.
Depending on your response to this we'll also see if you have a sense of humor.
the first date with the girl i am currently with was at a bar to watch a Detroit Red Wings Hockey game, and she wouldent even let me pay for the fries we split.
I have to ask, If she is 21 years older than you, how old are you, 5?
Here's a true story. We hired a new engineer at work about ten years ago. He's being shown around the building by one of our supervisors. Our new hiree sees a young girl in the hallway. He says "Hey, who's she? She has nice, big fun bags!" The supervisor says dryly, "That's my daughter."
Quote from: bill14224 on September 06, 2011, 03:06:49 PM
Here's a true story. We hired a new engineer at work about ten years ago. He's being shown around the building by one of our supervisors. Our new hiree sees a young girl in the hallway. He says "Hey, who's she? She has nice, big fun bags!" The supervisor says dryly, "That's my daughter."
Sorry man, we gonna need pics or else it never happened.
Cool.
Buddha.
Quote from: mcgimp on September 06, 2011, 02:58:24 PM
I have to ask, If she is 21 years older than you, how old are you, 5?
I'm 26. She's not bad for 47 eh?
damn terry im envious. a FINE lady there. ( ohhhhh the face :D) and the talisker. my great uncle wed sit and drink this while he was reminiscing his days during ww2 as a b17 TG. some good stuff i must admit. before health went south id get a bottle whenever i could. still have half of one in my cellar.
Quote from: spc on September 06, 2011, 05:22:48 PM
Quote from: mcgimp on September 06, 2011, 02:58:24 PM
I have to ask, If she is 21 years older than you, how old are you, 5?
I'm 26. She's not bad for 47 eh?
If I remmeber you're in Jacksonville right ? was she with the football team you have over there ... the Jacksonville Cougars ? You know as like a cheer leader or something ... she looks like she would be y'know ...
Y'know "Nothin's finer than a Jaxon cougar" as they say in the low country ...
Cool.
Buddha.
I prefer to use the term 'absolutely stunning and what's on the inside is even more incredible :embarassed:
Buddha (as a note, I've just finished reading the dhammapada, a very enlightening read) the whole cougar/cub thing just pisses me off. That dynamic does not come into play at all, I genuinly love this woman and the age difference isn't a factor at all.
yama, I've got a bottle of Taliskers 10yr, 12yr distillers edition and the 18yr sitting on my bar. All very good.
Quote from: spc on September 06, 2011, 07:28:52 PM
I prefer to use the term 'absolutely stunning and what's on the inside is even more incredible :embarassed:
Buddha (as a note, I've just finished reading the dhammapada, a very enlightening read) the whole cougar/cub thing just pisses me off. That dynamic does not come into play at all, I genuinly love this woman and the age difference isn't a factor at all.
yama, I've got a bottle of Taliskers 10yr, 12yr distillers edition and the 18yr sitting on my bar. All very good.
i agree. im an inside person myself. looks are irrelevant. BUT she has an absolutely GORGEOUS smile/face if i had to look at exteriors. very beautiful :bowdown: :bowdown: i am envious. to me the cougar label. makes it a sexual conquest. ( the end result. ) that aside, im glad the talisker and the crown , amongst others , dont turn to vinegar lol. because ive all but ceased drinking. but do like an occasional highball on teh rocks
Her smile can completely stop me in my tracks and turn my day around. We both know exactly what it takes to cheer the other up when its been a rough day.
Gotta work tomorrow, but it is all good because she will be there :) then we're heading to a bar that overlooks a marina for sunset drinks and dinner. :icon_mrgreen:
That's amazing. My daughter is mid 40s and this girl looks like my granddaughters age. Great picture.
Fine fine fine I am a lecherous old man ... OK thanks.
Now this pic does not look like it is someone in their 30's even ... I know of some 50 yr olds who look like they are 30 ... and in real life without plastic surgery I know of precisely 1.
Lets try this - Sela Ward in Fugitive looked right to be Harrison Ford's wife. Then in the TV show in the 90's with the 3 sisters whatever that was called looked like she'd be Harrison fords's daughter. Now on CSI I can see she'd pass for Harrison ford's granddaughter.
Sorry I am a poor judge of age but I'd guess her age a bit closer to her actual age than anything like 30's.
Cool.
Buddha.
I agree with Buddha ( I can't believe I'm saying that ), she looks 40+but she is cute. A lot of guys like that mature been around the block woman who has done some things, been some places, and has something to say----I know I do.
It also has a lot to do with the shot and angle, I think he picked just the right photo to send.
Some people get better with age ... she I will say is one of those ... Buddha isn't
Some people also get smarter with age - the buddha isn't one of those, but buddha pretend good.
Cool.
Buddha.
I think she shows her age, but wears it incredibly well....a few more
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w317/spcterry/IMAG0034-1.jpg)
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w317/spcterry/IMAG0022-1-1.jpg)
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w317/spcterry/2011-06-29_13-02-46_24.jpg)
Actually, I think she looks better about 10lbs heavier, but her current weight makes her happy and that's more than good enough for me.
I was just the opposite, I was 42 and married a 25 year old---disaster---boring, I couldn't deal with the culture and life experience difference.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/x59gue.jpg)
Oj, you kinda hit it dead on. My trepidation in really pushing a relationship is that I don't want to get 10 or 20 yrs down the line and want out because of the life experience difference etc and end up hurting her. I couldn't live with myself if I ended up hurting her.
Well Terry if it is any consolation my biological creators were 40 years apart my mom ( I hate calling her that she doesn't deserve it) was the young one. My father (hate that even more) would have been 90 this year. My BF is my mom's age we are 20 years apart. Guess it is an Arkansas thing. I'm a heart person not looks.
My knight in rusted armor LOL. Not his best pic but neither one of us do pics :dunno_black:
(http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr264/Toogoofy317/Bill-1.jpg)
Mary
So SPC, you dont want to Hurt her, then don't. Don't split. Stay together and she won't be hurt, will she? You're worried about 20 years down the track and maybe hurting her. Dude, at 20 years down the track you will have been with her for nearly as long as you've been walking around. There will be no "life difference" by then - whatever that means.
As far as I am concerned, young girls are too skittish. Their head is still in white wedding knight in shining armor fantasy mode. Where the opinions of their gym buddies is most important, etc., and Partying and Going Out and Having A Family turn them into unable-to-be-reasoned-with automaton droids.
Sade knew a thing or two http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxNJV83EMJw
Michael
That's true, just focus on the here and now and continue to give each other those little thrills for as long as it lasts.
Quote from: mister on September 08, 2011, 04:28:20 AM
As far as I am concerned, young girls are too skittish. Their head is still in white wedding knight in shining armor fantasy mode. Where the opinions of their gym buddies is most important, etc., and Partying and Going Out and Having A Family turn them into unable-to-be-reasoned-with automaton droids.
I'm reminded of a droll saying from a book character or summat, which was something like:
"Choose an older, more mature woman, over a younger one. Older women dont smell, dont yell(at you?), dont tell.. and are grateful as hell" :D
You left out "Don't swell" as in conceive.
We're goin shooting tomorrow then to dinner. I've got to have a pretty serious talk with her anyway. I thought I was just over reacting, but a few other people have mentioned that she hasn't seemed quite right for the last two weeks :cry: there's something wrong and I've got to get it out of her, it kills me to know there's something wrong...
I'm very pleased with her performance at the range. The worker at the range assumed we were a couple and when we tried to correct him, the lady working with him said 'bull$h!t, its easy to see you both love eachother'
We had some very nice, serious conversations while driving the back roads in her car and I'm really glad she shared, but now I'm even more worried. How can I add one more stress to her life by telling her when I know there's so much going on in her head.
What exactly is it you are going to tell her?
Quote from: spc on September 09, 2011, 08:40:45 PM
I'm very pleased with her performance at the range. The worker at the range assumed we were a couple and when we tried to correct him, the lady working with him said 'bull$h!t, its easy to see you both love eachother'
We had some very nice, serious conversations while driving the back roads in her car and I'm really glad she shared, but now I'm even more worried. How can I add one more stress to her life by telling her when I know there's so much going on in her head.
Like oj said, what is it you feel you need to tell her so desperately?
Hint: A woman does NOT spend time with a guy she is not interested in.
Michael
http://www.linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html LMFAO has an attempt/success meter there too well a chart
We were at a regular hangout, having dinner last night. She got up to hit the ladies room and the older lady sitting next to us leaned over and said 'you and your wife remind me of myself and my husband when we were younger'
I said 'she's not my wife'
she said 'why not she'd say yes'
That's irrelevant, that doesn't mean anything, that's someone making a meaningless observation. Are you basing your relationship on the spontaneous utterances of complete strangers?
Maybe he is writing all this mushy junk about her so he can "accidentally" leave the page open for her to see. :dunno_black: :cookoo:
You never know.
Honestly, I'm just thinking out loud.....on the internet.
I'm still amazed at how I feel about her...a little scared as well. There are some things going on I'd rather not post about, but suffice it to say I've been worried sick about her recently...
Quote from: mister on September 10, 2011, 12:05:41 AM
Quote from: spc on September 09, 2011, 08:40:45 PM
I'm very pleased with her performance at the range. The worker at the range assumed we were a couple and when we tried to correct him, the lady working with him said 'bull$h!t, its easy to see you both love eachother'
We had some very nice, serious conversations while driving the back roads in her car and I'm really glad she shared, but now I'm even more worried. How can I add one more stress to her life by telling her when I know there's so much going on in her head.
Like oj said, what is it you feel you need to tell her so desperately?
Hint: A woman does NOT spend time with a guy she is not interested in.
Michael
unless she is trying to wring every last dime out of him. and this applies to guys too. but yes. normally if she wasnt interested, youd just get lied to and left. but she wouldnt attach herself to you if she had no interest. ( imho)
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on September 16, 2011, 09:11:29 PM
Quote from: mister on September 10, 2011, 12:05:41 AM
Quote from: spc on September 09, 2011, 08:40:45 PM
I'm very pleased with her performance at the range. The worker at the range assumed we were a couple and when we tried to correct him, the lady working with him said 'bull$h!t, its easy to see you both love eachother'
We had some very nice, serious conversations while driving the back roads in her car and I'm really glad she shared, but now I'm even more worried. How can I add one more stress to her life by telling her when I know there's so much going on in her head.
Like oj said, what is it you feel you need to tell her so desperately?
Hint: A woman does NOT spend time with a guy she is not interested in.
Michael
unless she is trying to wring every last dime out of him.
Well, in that case, Yama, she is still Interested isn't she? Just for a Different reason.
Mr Gibson, can you phone your office please...
Michael
In a roundabout way yes. been through enough of that shaZam!, plus mindgames in my life. might as well remain celibate lol
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on September 17, 2011, 12:31:49 AM
In a roundabout way yes. been through enough of that shaZam!, plus mindgames in my life. might as well remain celibate lol
You can always still visit hookers, just stay single. :thumb:
Michael