In the context they appear they make sense. Out of context their are jibble, funny or just plain WHAaaaaaat?
- Maybe I'll just hang out and drink beers instead
- if you take your god screw to a Lowes/Home Depot type store you can find a match
- The problem is definitely somewhere
- go grab yourself a torch and duct tape it to the handlebars
- I am looking for enlightenment - although some of my personalities think I have already attained it
- he writes "illumination" because he doesn't know how to spell "light".
- It must be one of my personalities or alter-egos popping out to have a look what's going on
- I must have taken a dumb@rse pill today I swear.
- Hmmm... violent unmitigated emoticon slaughter. That's just wrong
- Don't let them suck you
- Chavez makes too much money getting beat around the ring
- hack of Johnny wilkonsons arms and legs and beat him to death with the blooded limb
- does his GF ride him while he postwhores on his bike enroute to work?
- How'd you like to ride on the little pillion
- don't play golf with Darth Vader
- Is there some secret contest that I dont know about where the person who talks the most BS wins?
- I'd say the leak is Castrol, maybe Valvoline....I'd have to smell and taste it though, to be sure
- I agree...."mike" it is..... I had a different leak once...That was "george"
- have reached the diode, but I cannot find it.
- Wipes foam from mouth then continues foaming. wipes foam again slaps self begins foaming again. still foaming but less while continuing to wipe it away
- Gas is a possibility but next time it happens pull off | I didn't think to do that. Do I just yank
- ill call my dad and tell him im stealing
- Hush up V-strom boy
Michael
I may be biased for resembling one of the remarks, but about half a quarter of those make perfect sense on their own.
- Maybe I'll just hang out and drink beers instead - Always a good plan
- The problem is definitely somewhere - Always true
- Go grab yourself a torch and duct tape it to the handlebars - Makes sense in the petrol and lorry lands
- Don't play golf with Darth Vader - Always wise to avoid golf with people that have telekinesis
- Is there some secret contest that I dont know about where the person who talks the most BS wins? - Yes it's called the internet
- Hush up V-strom boy - Hater's gonna hate
A few can lend themselves to misinterpretation of a sexual nature out of context, but I'd probably misinterpret them in context anyway.
- It must be one of my personalities or alter-egos popping out to have a look what's going on - :oops:
- Don't let them suck you - that depends entirely on who "them" is :thumb:
- Chavez makes too much money getting beat around the ring :confused:
- How'd you like to ride on the little pillion - I like to think of it as the big pillion thank you very much :wink:
- I'd say the leak is Castrol, maybe Valvoline....I'd have to smell and taste it though, to be sure - I guess if you're into that sort of thing... :dunno_white:
- have reached the diode, but I cannot find it. - *snicker* "diode" :laugh:
- Gas is a possibility but next time it happens pull off | I didn't think to do that. Do I just yank - Burritos are bad date food :embarrassed:
Yaaaaaaaay I made the cut with two if them. Randomness is my thing lol.