A stranger was seated next to Little John on the plane when the stranger
turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little John, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little John. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same
stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pelleile a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little John, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know s h i t ?"
how 'bout this, a millionaire retires and decides to buy a farm. so he locates and purchases the land, and then wonders "what do i do next :dunno: ,. then he decides to get some animals. so he drives down the road and sees a woman selling rabbits. he says excuse me maam, how much for a rabbit?, she tells him a price, and says around here we dont call 'em rabbits, we call them peters. he continues down the road and sees another woman selling chickens. he asks her the price, and he buys 1, before he leaves, she says around here we dont call 'em chickens, they are known as pullets. finally he runs into a man selling donkeys. they agree on a price, and he gets 1. before he leaves, the man says around here we dont call them donkeys , we call them asses., also they can be stubborn at times, so occasionally you gotta scratch them to get them to move. the man gets on the donkey with the rabbit and the chicken, and lo and behold the donkey stops. wont budge :x , after about an hour a woman comes by asking him if he needed any help., he said yes maam,
can you hold my peter and pullet while i scratch my ass? :mrgreen: :bs: :nana: :dunno: :mrgreen: