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Main Area => General GS500 Discussion => Topic started by: sledge on December 20, 2011, 07:01:47 PM

Title: The gstwin comedy relief thred
Post by: sledge on December 20, 2011, 07:01:47 PM
ok...so anyone who admits to having a sense of humour adds their name to the list. I have taken a few liberties to get things rolling.

1) Sledge
2) Kenny
3) Mole (the)
4) OJ
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Post by: XealotX on December 20, 2011, 07:22:30 PM
I have a sense of humor...the voices in my head (almost) always laugh ay my jokes.
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Post by: mimikeni on December 20, 2011, 09:38:29 PM
I don't know. You're a tough crowd.  Take my wife, please.
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Post by: ninja_steve on December 20, 2011, 09:56:38 PM
is this a profanity friendly message board?  :laugh:
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Post by: mister on December 20, 2011, 10:12:07 PM
Quote from: sledge on December 20, 2011, 07:01:47 PM
ok...so anyone who admits to having a sense of humour adds their name to the list. I have taken a few liberties to get things rolling.

1) Sledge
2) Kenny
3) Mole (the)
4) OJ

5) mister
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Post by: rayshon on December 20, 2011, 10:12:53 PM
ignore this post
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Post by: ojstinson on December 20, 2011, 10:36:05 PM
Good evening ladies and germs, I just flew in from the coast and boy are my jokes tired.-------------- Is this thing on?  Is this an audience or an oil painting?  Take mimiKeni's wife-----please.   BaDump BaDump Cheee .....................But seriously folks.




Tough crowd indeed.
Title: Re: The gstwin comedy relief thred
Post by: mister on December 20, 2011, 11:18:57 PM
I once played a crowd so tough...

How tough...

Well, I'm so tough my rice bubbles don't go "snap. crackle, pop" they go "Ssshhhh here he comes." Well, this crowd was so tough my rice bubbles wouldn't even come out of the box.

So to save the crowd the hassle, I threw rotten tomatoes at myself before I went on.

You know when you're walking down the street and a fly is annoying you. And it just wont stop? And you wave and wave it it keeps going right. And then at some point you're like "Fack off" and moving around. Well, you know, the people across the street from you, the ones watching you, they cannot see the fly.
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Post by: twinrat on December 21, 2011, 01:22:55 AM
ha ha  mister
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Post by: bigfatcat on December 21, 2011, 05:31:04 AM
So a horse walks into a bar - bartender says

"Why the long face ? "

>rimshot<

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Post by: jmelchio on December 21, 2011, 06:21:06 AM
And right after the horse a skeleton walks into the same bar and says to the bartender, a beer and mop please ...
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Post by: twocool on December 21, 2011, 06:45:50 AM
Two peanuts were walking down the street.  One was "assaulted".



"My dog has no nose."

"Then how does he smell?"

"Awful!"

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Post by: steezin_and_wheezin on December 21, 2011, 07:25:42 AM
mehh jokes, laughing, and being happy are all overrated..
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Post by: ASUDave on December 21, 2011, 09:50:56 AM
A man walks into a bar...the next one ducks.  <rimshot>
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Post by: ghostrider_23 on December 21, 2011, 11:27:06 AM
I was told I am about as funny as a red ant in a rubber :icon_question:
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Post by: JAY W on December 21, 2011, 11:43:13 AM
I will never forget my childhood.My mum would make me climb inside a tyre and then throw me down a hill...They were goodyears.
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