So 2011 was
2012 now is.
There she was
on the piss
thinking only of
the 2011 fiasco
. Suddenly the toilet
which was made
of solid graphite
mixed with a
thousand glass shards,
and touch of
honey, starts to..
solidify in to
the most interesting
bundle of turds
you ever saw
other than sliced
ham. Yet if
addidasguy would only
wear Nike instead
the universe would
blink in the
fabric of loin
Celestial cosmic panda
and the three
gs500 riders from
Brisbane Queensland Australia
went flying past
So fast they
forgot to stop
At the pie
shop at Yatala
Its a shame
we have to
There was the
Ebbw Vale shop
with taco meat
And a girl
and another girl
cheap pies and
Epically massive boobs
and then slipperymongoose
Copped a feel.
and got slapped
And kissed deeply
by misters win
Girl was hot
and burned up
From fake tanning
and crap lotion
But a waxed
map of tassie
And upper lip
the hair lip
Slippery was drunk
and smelled like
D&G the one
so he just
Class and style
could not mask
all the pain
Of a broken
left ass bone
X-rays showed that.
In the end
She had a
slipperymongoose wedged firmly
in her purse
It was Gucci.
With two Cs
that looked like
Paris Hilton's chihuahua
The skank mole.
I saw a
Big ugly zit
on the end
Of her ugly
hairy mole on
Her pinky toe.
, camel, of course,
Moving on to
Greener lands afar
scorching sand dunes
Which were red
And melted my
Chocolate paddle pop
Which then dripped
Over my fingers
on to her
Flat toned stomach
and hairy legs
I licked it
It tasted good.
soft and sweet
But she wanted
A new jeep
but she didnt
Like the color
or the shape
of his head
We were talking
while i was
Browsing the pornography
Shop window for
Some bisexual porn
and i found
compromising photos of
Cods with animals
and slippery too
That wasn't me
so he says
I do say
I have proof
Go on then
show me the
Money money money
its always funny
in my tummy
and my big
Fat greasy hamburger
with a side
Greasy French fries
Which were burnt.
so I took
A swig of
Bright pink lemonade
that mister loves
Makes him girly
and brings out
the ghey side
Of the force
which only makes
Matters worse for
the little b.i.t.c.h
To man up
or harden up
From dusk till
Dawn. One time
Dusk another time
Midday as well
2 past 10
The airplane ascended
Then banked left
and fell out
of the sky
With parachutes attached
but they didn't
see the point
of opening them
They sprouted wings
out their asses
and they smelled
with their nostrils
The foul stench
of pending doom
The crash was
A scene of
Blood and guts
And a foul
Smell of death
,smoke and dust
Which settled on
The daisy field
that was located
on slippy's head
in his dandruff
so he tried
Head and shoulders
to clear it
It totally worked
Like totally? Or
Fully sick mate
Hectic, like fully
Like so totally
You go girl!
Mmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmm yeah
Snap* Snap* Snap*
Conditioner was used
Shampoo goes first
Rinse lather repeat.
Use as directed
then rinse again
then drink beer
and more beer
and maybe another
In my bed
on the side
of my head
missed middle leg
Ended up instead
going for six
On my dirty
pile of underwear
In the corner
of the room
with the dog
And the bowl
of knick knacks
And old cheese
but no knife
Or fancy wine
not even goon.
Or inflatable pillow
or picnic blanket
Even a basket.
and no ants
in your pants
Moretein kills them
What about crabs?
Big or pubic?
The Cods region
bite me twisted
little dangley thing
On the cods
then nibble nuts
like slippy does
Only peanuts please
A big mouthful?
Space for beer
You can gargle
you can swallow
Cods totally swallows
so does slippy
Not like cods
Small or large
slippy swallows twice
Double the volume
In beer alone
No other fluids?
Beer is foremost
But yes others
that can be
Diet coke maybe?
mixed with rum
Don't like rum
West Coast Cooler?
lol thats funny
Smirnov black :)
word is lol
(was counting the smiley)
Holden or ford?
What happened there?
Change of direction
Ford - Holden - Bogan
Twisted - wannabe bogan :D
Yeh boi! Wooh!
Twisted likes ford
Mustang 69 fastbacks
I like those
in my driveway
With a charger
for my nokia
Get an iPhone
they are better
than f%$king what?
Better to throw.
mine works great
taking stalker shots
and up skirts
sounds abit rapey
And down tops
Yeh still rapey
Or a galaxy
Talking Ford again?
No a Samsung
The Milky Way
Star trek enterprise
The Millennium Falcon
Yaaaaay star ship
the last starfighter
Pilot wings 64!
The Tardis count?
Why not eh?
So who is
a fan of
the huge blue
ocean that has
Them giant squid
that make great
rubberbands for the
calamari sling shot
used to hit
wayward dwarf pirates
ships that sank
off the coast
spilling oil onto
midget breeding colonies
of Amazonionan proportions
leading to the
River of the
biggest legal case
That gramlord saw
so he packed
His pink gstring
Fishnet stockings & helmet
and ran off
Flailing his arms
like a lunatic
And a fairy
dies everytime you
Tap your head
to the beat
Of a snare
and a few
Banjo string strums
even some tamborine
And a triangle
a little gazoo
Just for affect
and mood music
Building the suspense
for the next
gruesome fairy death
with a twist
Of the wrist
and a shake
Of a doodle
and some poodles
need a haircut
And a bath
and a shave
With dull butterknives
because the price
was too high
Not paying $2.99
Just use credit
cause its easy
Rent, try, buy
Use Gift cards
Five finger discount
With extra sauce
And a side
Of wet puuusssy
four word fail
yes it was
naughty corner time
no more posting
time out slip
go to bed
Oh hell no
you been bad
so very bad
Definetly have not
Just a little
You backed down
You f#cked up
still going down
to the shop
With no notes
or shopping list
or even money
so he has
To get it
selling his body
Like gramlord does
to the ladyboys
and drag queens
And male hoes
at Mardi Gra
Very questionable behavior
was demonstrated there
and so was
the float that
He prostituted on
Even Kylie was
Throwing money around
like it was
Nineteen ninety nine
with loads of
Melenium bug mania
Some Y2k action
With a side
KY lube wrestling
in arseless chaps
with Shetland people
watching twisted and
mentally deranged hobo's
With shotguns and
long stabby things
No no spot
And drop bears
that take your
Face off with
their razor sharp
wit and their
dags and dingleberries
And red eyes
and taste for
Cods ball sack
eww and eww
It's their chocolate
They gargle them
With cianty too
You mean Chianty?
Get kony 2012!
Nah Kevin O7
Rudds my hero
I vomit out
About Konys crimes
who really does
Need to die!
Who likes stuff?
You like stuff
Stuff is good
Stuff is great
Stuff kicks ass
Stuff just works
It never fails
If it breaks
wind it will
Then it's stuffed
totally bloody stuffed
It's f%$king stuffed
I'm so stuffed
So then we
need some stuffing
More stuff needed
Go get stuffed
Stuff Stuffing Stuffed
You're a stuffer
stuff the stuffer
Stuff with fluff
Fluffy mother stuffer
Stuffy father fluffer
mother stuff father
Hop on Pop
Pop off chicken
KFC popcorn chicken
Yummy in tummies
of little fat
better than maccas
chubby kids who
ate their siblings
Faces were stuffed
With sussage rolls
and pink marshmellow
And pink lemonade
to top off
Deep fried panda
with a side
Of potato gems
and baby seals
With whale bites
and dolphin steaks
A dodo egg
Fairy Penguin wingdings
And Bilby ears
and rabbits feet
And bicarbonate soda
and a splash
Of bundabergs finest
Brougham Bull p1ss
Not Italian enough?
Nah Bogan juice
You got better?
Warm Dicken's Cider?
Jamesons Irish Whisky
It's gotta be
Cold as ice
a fluffy lamb :o
that puppet lambchop?
on the television
Lambchops play along?
lambchop alcohol juice
What is that?
alcohol extracted from
Ooooookay :cookoo: Averts eyes
Avert to this
Pee Wee's Playhouse
Like his breakfast
was long and
also very hard
To prepare it
for plunging into
Hole in wall
located in public
Dirty male toilet
which is frequented
By j.walker and
various other GStwinners
Who who who?
I hear owls
Funny that ehh?
Funny like farts
Do you fart?
Like a champion
So do I
and me too
This ain't no
fart appreciation meeting!
Get it together
or we will
Fart yo ass
will smell like
A dead horse
crossed with rotten
Zombie bodies and
a dirty nappy
Was smelt for
the ultimate pleasure
By twisted who
destroyed with fire
And own urine
two sick puppies
Cods and twisted
in your dreams
I bashed Stig
stig killed slips
I bashed him
but you're dead
You banged him?
yes he did
hard and fast
and he screamed
Blood from his
fourth pee pee which
word censor fail
( word was Pénis , but gstwin put it as pee pee )
Spattered over Yamma
he needed napkins
A refresher towelette
and some disinfectant
Pine o clean
to clean the
twisted slipperymongoose jizz
That covered yamma
and his goped
Buddha Loves You :flipoff:
Really? Aw shucks :embarrassed:
Buddha loves everyone
Especially his deck
And his balls
Cards and marbles?
You are right
Lost his marbles
he went skitzo
Banged his marbles
with a hammer
Marbles now gone
Down the sink
so he turned
Some small rocks
using drug parapernalia
into more rocks
which then were
confiscated by coppers
and used for
Illicit drug use
to ply young
Kids into the
Gangsta rap trade
singing pandys song
About her box
of rare goodies
and assorted toys
Fluffy pink bits
And bunny ears
and cottonball tail
mmmmm playboy moderator
Where's ole Hugh?
and his bunnies
And crazy sex
change operations in
Filthy makeshift thearters
And back rooms
Warts and all
seedy old men
A rusty hook
A busty hooker.
And chocolate waffles
as the main.
starter for patients
and brain surgeons
And butt doctors
some Proctologists even
Sticking it in
Twisteds fat butt
while slip drools
Over naked lesbians
that have d!cks
Painted on canvas
shaped like purple
Umpaloompa man boobs
that can lactate
Purple umpaloompa milk
into elongated oompaloompa
Male purple jelly
beans and babies
Broken back bones
from excessive thrusting
In and out
with slips manhood
And cods assssssssss
so www.ymca.ghey lol
I knew it!
so did I
Use loved it
very awkward pause.......................
For three words
its a bust
I'm not ghey!!!!!!
Bump bump bump
Bringing it back
from the deep
Depths of the
greatest gs forum
To page one
and then suddenly...
It's taken on
Doe eyed gaze
Like Lindsay Lohan
coming out of
rehab for the
fifteenth f%$king time
Victorious and determined
To get f%&ked
. One sunny afternoon
By Ron Jeremy
that did not
Touch the sides
of Lindsay's cavernous
Anus to mouth
Of scratchy parasites
Fond of peanutbutter
And honey with
a side of
Expired hungarian salami
that was really
Chopped up zombies
Rotted in daylight
that smelled like
Lindsay and Ron's
Sloppy time together
. Which made me
confused but aroused
enough to say
was enough said.
Enough is never
never enough when
Lindsay and Ron
are smoking dope
and drinking tequila
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With no lemon
or salt, but
with extra bitter
Hairy ballsack sweat
that tasted really
like ass water
Tropic Thunder boyo
Haven't seen it :icon_eek:
this topic has
Alphas ass water
But nothing else.
Lilo's a sluuuuut
Space shuttle chicken
Cosmic karate panda
Universal particular pigs
Use playdough chopsticks
To manipulate them
Into weird positions
Which looked suspiciously
Like a bunch
Of strangely curious
Wet spider monkeys
On top of
Frosty chocolate yoghurt
with sprinkles and
Tiny little marshmallows
shaped like postwhores
with nothing better
To do than
watch high resolution
Slow motion shots
of Harleys crashing
New Years parties
Drunken pool antics
They love to
Engage in gratuitous
Charitable donations to
local whore houses.
It takes a
Hardcore man to
pimp out kittens.
Trying to pay
The rent with
dirty kitten money
makes your mother
Want to hide
In the closet
with her cats
That feed on
Whiskers and hydrated
root beer milk
Tastes like nothing
that came before
Or nothing after
Matt Preston would
Take one for
A desperate bite
And glass of
Fine moscato wine
That ended spilling
Into the streets
Making it slippery
like warm gelatinous
Blood running down
the back of
A sweaty neck
Wet and sticky
With a slight
Hint of meaty
Bacon aftertaste grease
For rubbing all
Things that are
Tight and sore
kind of like
Bashed up plums
or squishy grapes
Generally unpleasant sight
For unsuspecting bystanders
without their pants
On correctly so
:dunno_black:
(What is the definition of "annual? Shouldn't it have ended and the 4th annual 3 word game started? Then someone compiles the entries into a complete story?)
:dunno_black:
Politically or not
(It's been dead for ages but has incurred a resurgence so lets keep it going for this year)
It's all good
In da hood
ghetto superstar, that
was a royal
Pain in the
Buddha Loves You
( mine got tarded, then this one took over. i dont think this one is a year old yet? going to compile mine soon, maybe this one if it goes stagnant for a few days)
Nothing a bit
of greasy sandpaper
Scraped over the
fourth miniscule ginormous
Which was shaved
Why was this?
That's the question
Will it blend?
Yet another question
It is the
Only way we
can laterally think
while moving vertically
in the orthogonal
Progression of society
Which takes hold
And wholly encompasses
the erect vàgina :thumb:.
Four word fail
damned word censors :technical:
killin' mah game
damn you slipperymongoose :cheers:
Laugh out loud
while drinking a
Gin and tonic
popsicles shaped like
Johns little balls
or his jimmies?¿¿?
Same thing really
If you care
about jimmies slipperymongoose
I don't care
lol no worries
I never worry
about not worrying
Yeah it was
a little worrying
Crazy there even
wondering why john
Thinks his funny
Little mandables should
Waffle on waffles
Sausage in bun
, likes his jimmies
Wouldn't eat it
, me neither. Instead
You would want
a good australian
To stir the
The sh1t and
Take the pi55
Out of all
The truth is
Never as it
Core of the
crappy australian beer.
The cheap stuff
, it all works
In the end
, its all piss
Usually yellow in
A Red Room
And turquoise furniture
To match the
Carpet and drapes
Upstairs and downstairs
and in the
Month of May
i will try
around early evening
to get some
Hungry, hungry hippos
Everyone's favorite game
That is played
while wearing green
Seedless sweet watermelons
as Viking helmets
Very stylish fashion
kinda like australian
cricket fans wear
sandpaper jock straps. :o
Steel spikes yamma
as well as
Nicely smelling lube
for greasing poles
Kicking asses and
kissing them too
How does one
or two pecks
Possibly scratch the
itch caused by
illl fitted briefs
Made in Vietnam
in sweat shops
With child labour
Their tiny hands
Overworked and underpaid
Well so much
For new world
affairs and politics
Supply and demand
here we go
Again on my
Own? Maybe, dunno
Going down the
shops for milk
Damn u twisted
to the Beatles
To the wall
and the floor
Till the sweat
runs down my
Grandmas wrinkled thighs
where her cat
Bit me hard
for touching its
Ping pong balls
which it stimulated
With sheer delight
And gleeful abandon
To which became
Cheers and whistles
Rainbow with cloud
Puffy white happiness
Rain filled drops
Of wetty goodness
Wetter than usual
As it dripped
saturating the ground
It ripped open
revealing the innards
Of lavary goodness
WTF is lavary?
Lava with ry
ooh fair enough
I think so
so lavary goodness
Lost my train
of lavary thought
As it exploded
in my head
My brains blew
Through the nose
Long and drawn
out like a
Horrible first date
after reading LPW.
So after that
I hopped on
the three word
challenge that we
Are still playing
and blissfully enjoying
Keepin on trucking
in a convoy
Come in rubber
preferably full latex
stretchy and tight
Very very sketchy
Not alit
Two word fail
im really disappointed
Well move on
How can we
sure it was
fun bags blah
sweet creamy goodness
cats suck balls
ha ha ha
Wtf, wth lol
booyah ha ha
sʇɐɔ ǝɥʇ sǝɹǝɥʍ
Shot with gun
They are gone
to the pound
gone for good
good riddance buddy
Soft kitty warm
kitty blah blah
Big Bang theory
is about nerds
And totally rocks
Its just okay
to flip channels
between porn and
pawn stars reality
while listening to
Sweet sweet nothings
in twisted's ear
He gasped at
What yamma said
as it was
Simply shocking to
taste such amazing
Dull dreary flavors
or even flavours
That weren't there
or were they?
Only John could
rustle his jimmies
Then he screamed
In terrifying horror
At the sight
That was before
his innocent eyes
Saw what was
minus 10000 karma
Eagle eyed poster
who'd you annoy?
Johns playing games
Hard to get?
No not really
Not really it
what games then?
Typical Aussie smartass
take the p1ss
Ha no thanks
.Johns smite button
A funny focker
that he is
and he knows
How not to
let guys on
But does suck
like a Dyson
No lost suction
guaranteed and refundable
No returns yet
We will see
That we shall
I am sure
Of it today
John sucks anus
Wait, what, what
He does daily
If you say
Yes I do
We need proof
Look At karma
+9824 to reach
It's tough love
Hard to get
-10k karma lol.
Bugger you all
You all being?
Most of you
arent like slips :flipoff: :icon_lol:
I f%$king rock
the negative karma :flipoff: :icon_mrgreen:
And real life
ok negative one :cheers: :icon_lol: O0
Blow me skank
Sticks and stones
Break many things
but whips and
Chains offend me
.A bit kinky
When you use
recycled toilet paper
As sex objects
during public displays
of affection that
Causes loud noise
made by slips
The sound is
Serious man lovin'
To several women
AKA lady boys
often regarded as
One day there
is all he
could manage to
Give yamma roses
wtf is yamma?
3 posts above
you goof ball
Hairy ball bag
Always about balls
Balls balls balls
Choke on em'
Like you did?
Like you did :flipoff: :cheers: :technical:
Like Yamma did :2guns: :2guns:
Yamma did like?
Wtf is happening?
Slips loves balls :whisper:
other peoples balls
Lots of balls
in and around
his gaping mouth
in classic teabag
dipping fashion, drool
rainbows spanned his
hairy old thighs
Which jiggled disturbingly
and quivered excitedly
As it stiffened
From repeated blows
I like oxygen
amongst other things
Medium rare steak
With mashed potatoes
No way, chips
California Highway Patrol?
With more crunch
than cat food,
What of it
,about chips is
a cool show
It's over now
but not forgotten
I still remember
The good days
A shot of
childrens panadol and
Some reddex in
The left ear-hole
gets rid of
Carbon build up
in this cavity
Makes the car
-amel popcorn taste
With butter salt
You got tastebuds?
I sure do
Like weird sh1t
Hell f%$king no
Hmmmm... I dunno
about weird shît.
f%$k that off
the left side
the other left
The left left
Left right out
The left nut
Hangs a bit
To the left
Of the right
Towards the center
Till the sweat
Drips of the
Left ball and
onto the cat.
Which then becomes
Dead like rocks
looking like slips :icon_lol:
Really was Yamma
yamma? whodat? :flipoff: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Dat be you! :flipoff:
Y'all be sweatin'
Yamma be embarrassed
embarrassed about what?
Being a ladyboy
You love them
Not at all
he does, hardcore
pornography as well
as kitty porn.
with Tom cats
and Jerry mousies,
and housemaids legs
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lenscpYwWr1qdl309o1_500.jpg)
All hairy, sweaty
and politically incorrect
Yes I agree
yes, you would
But I dont
Tell us why?
I hate the
Way that the
three word game
Just keeps going
downhill into sexuality.
Well I lied
Liar liar pants
like a dog
Dogs wears pants?
Obsessed owners do
Dumb blonde moment
. yes it was
It usually is
the case with
Fast moving women
And slow ponies
Who suck farts
nice.... but really
A bloody stinker
that no one
Has jumped so
She lit it
and smoked it
Truly nasty stuff
Containing paint flakes
With lead and
ARSEnic to make...
(Yeah that's right I said it!)
Bright yellow asbestos
Which was hard
(On ya slips ... Couple posts up ... 'and smoked it'... Now we have asbestos which is......? ) :icon_lol:
To smoke cause
The Bat-lighter had
Not enough flame
the atomic batteries
In the sugar
coated nuts that
Had corroded over
because of lax
And work practices
^ doesn't make sense
neither does mister
where's grammar gone?
president outlawed it :o :icon_lol:
and then gave
Power to guns
and their owners
Land of the
psycho shooting spree
and wild tame
Large capacity magazines
like playboy and
readers digest which
Everyone reads for
Articles of course
And the ads
Increase your size
of brain power
A few inches
causing skull cracking
Mind f%$king head
Blowing up action
Take a Panadol
Pinch a loaf
Drink iced coffee
Grab a pie
Stuff your face
Don't forget sauce
Tomatoes my favorite
smoky bbq here
Forgot about that
which when combined
create munchtime heaven
Epic meal time
and other repetitions
and wrist movements
made pie eating
rather messy at
weekly bath time
because of the
Warm bath water
penetrating all crevasses
Lapping at various
Crusted pie morsels
shaped like appendages
Fell from beardhair
Clogged up drains
and steamed mirrors
Drawing funny shapes
and seedy messages
Very funny though
and pretty immature
Still funny though
like a clown
Aaaaargh a clown!
So very creepy
Krusty clown funny
Krusty pie bits?
Prefer potato tops
Yeh, you would
Hey don't knock
Knock on wood?
Can't knock air!
You can slap
a chubby thigh
Slap it low....
ride the wave
Grab a rail
wax the board
Grab ya wetty
Yank the cord
Hope parachute works
strap it on
With a wingsuit
and occy straps
And zip ties
We're not kidnapping
More... Family redistributing!!
For a profit
For the third
annual three word
Game which will
go on and
And into the
wild blue yonder
Twisty roads instead?
Long, fast sweepers
Tight switchback hairpins
and the occasional
40' tabletop jump!
just for sh1ts
and giggles when
Corners get boring
for the squids
They want straights
That's gender inequality !!
Squids are sexist
They are? How?!
Self explanatory really
Go on then
Squids are dumb
Agreed .. And then?
That is racist
They don't know
Yeah .. And theeeeeeeen?
B o o b s and a s s
Shame on you :nono:
You're diverting Slips!
Me? Who? Nah!
Mmhmm .. So explain!
It's complicated to
Yes I know :icon_twisted:
I've given up
:woohoo: .. That's ok Pinky!
Bite me purky
Purky? What the?
(Special bus special lol) ..
(Pinky) .. and the Brain
Very funny show
If you're twelve
:icon_eek: .... Shush... It's timeless!!!!!
Growing up optional
Never gonna finish!!
Never really started
Did so too!!
You'll never know
U meant you?
I meant u
I know me !? ... ??
Yes you tool :woohoo:
Yep probably .. But
What what in
Might be tool
Is probably you
Still never growup!!
We knew that
Squeeze absolutely everything
yeahbut mygrammar sucks!! :D :D :flipoff:
We've already judged
judge judy eh?!
Sure why not
got wig too?
Dammit I forgot
pics when have! :icon_lol:
Ain't gonna happen
pah!... shy biatch!!
I don't do
hard drugs or
cheap wine with
mdma in it
but goats are
particularly attractive after
You blow chunks
in the face
Of a goat
Billy or Nanny?
does it matter!? :icon_twisted:
Janx roots them :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff:
Noooooo ... Not exactly ... Just reach the moment by myself... Give them a necklace and tell them I call later ....
Three words dude :icon_lol:
Like seriously dude
get with it
It's not hard
Sorry forgot again :oops:
You forget alot
What? ......... Look butterfly!
You bloody clown
Bloody?... Washed hands!!
In pig shaZam!
No..... Soap and water!!
f%$k sake man
No... Soap & water!! ... ???
Still failing miserably
.... Nah .. Failing happily!! :woohoo:
In your mind
That's what counts!
#2999
That's my count
Oh yeah... There it is... One up and one left from -10000 !!!! ... Cool ... Well done
#3002
I am god
Do I care? :dunno_black:
You really should
But I don't :icon_rolleyes:
Sad strange little
abacus less man
Yes you are
rides spud buses
Downfall of communism
and nudist communes
No fat chicks
like Richards videos
Dude like seriously
you like dudes?
Only on Tuesdays
Yesterday was good?
Sadly not so
next week maybe
I'm curiously optimistic
Where is Janx?
Not the faintest
learning to count?
One could hope
Math tutor time
Hair cutting time
He has none
Yeah janx hairless
Old cue ball
8 ball perhaps
reckon he waxes?
Don't wanna know
crack, back, sack.
a gross picture
don't wanna see
truck to melbourne
needs some petrol
nah back now
glad to hear
rained whole way :icon_neutral:
well that sucks!!
only if loading
got snowed on
you did? ... brrrrrrrrr!!
on the bike
:icon_eek: .. now THAT sucks!
it was fun :thumb:
Rainly ole day
streams are up
Rivers are down
Not here. Flooded.
You been inundated?
Rivers are rising
Stop the rain!
Four word fail :cookoo:
Dammit your right
two months over :flipoff:
It's all good :thumb:
almost time for
a kit kat?
a fourth annual
This threads fine
until one decides
No they won't
¿who cares? its
Three word game
only three words .. yeah??! :flipoff: .... ooops :icon_rolleyes: :icon_twisted:
¡¿5 word fail?! :bowdown: :bowdown:
There's no point
Simple rules broken :cookoo:
Eagles amongst gallahs
Cat amongst pidgeons
Crocodile amongst Zebras
Slips amongst schoolboys
Twisted in drag
racing at Willowbank
In a mankini
using Mukuni Carbs
Still didn't help
Mankini is aerodynamic
At showing everyone
how well endowed
with hair, your.....
Koala ears sticking
out between her
Left arm pit
and upside his
Upper middle leg
Jake the peg?
i guess it
Had to happen
sooner or later
To Yammas but
¿ say what man?
ok..... what man?!
would go after
exhaust pipes for
Yammas but plug
when its obviously
Up Yammas but
and around the
Crud encrusted hole
(lol and this is the clean game?) ..
small flecks of
Tiny poo particles
Floated gently downwards
Into twisted's eyes
He was there?! :icon_eek:
In the bushes
with a feather!,
From the chicken
along with green
Glowing lubricating gel
Very nicely lubricated
The dominator pipe
With large ferrets
Engraved on side
Etchings on pipe
I like turtles
Teenage mutant variety?
Ha ha ha
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot :cookoo:
could be worse!
Could be you
never that skinny!!! :icon_rolleyes:
Dont like turtles?
Herpes turtle soup
Antibiotic cream daily?
Big Bang theory
Rockin science everywhere
and rollin' nerds
Freckles n all
their pasty white
Coke bottle glasses
and high socks
Mission brown shorts
pocket calculator also
Clicker bic biro
to write equations
Finding your ex
with square root
Of pie squared
and sausage rolls
And no sauce
Yes tomato sauce
Was none of
Go get some