2012 the first
of the many
3 word games
Another new year.
after the old
outlook of the
quite annoying and
nagging Buddha Loves You that
was 2011 lol
But the Mayans
are laughing because
all the silly
scrotum cleaning apointments
are taken quite
rapidly farting tunes
in harmony with
andy griffith show
past present and
FUBAR the head
. So with stoic
I passed the
big fat copper
Down at the
local gey bar
. Than He Said,
Hey sugar take
it up the
Hand off the
table over at
Big Jimmy's Socks
With a carrot
and a cucumber
then made a
nother 3 word
With no bread
or any tuna
But strangely it
still tasted good
Flavoursome yet subtle
3rd three word
He then left
without his pants
Which was normal
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 12, 2012, 04:11:49 AM
Which was normal
Oh there is so much I would love to post for this but I don't know you yet so......
in summer weather
It was so
her chest hairs
Later that day
up misters snatch
'twas a sight
and a shock
They rode on
a magic carpet
to great heights
and looked upon
the naked bodies
of nubile young
Barely legal teen
sluts, and they
Wearnt wearing much
sunscreen over their
Backs of hands
or on their
Bottoms of feet
or tips of
Their button noses
Or between their
Webs of toes.
or under their
Detached ear lobes
but then they
Spotted us and
screamed like banshees
A piercing shreek
like shrieking things
so they all
Upped and ran
Home to mum
but detoured to
gstwins home town
And hit the
Local park for
fun bags out tuesday
(good counting ability slips)
to titilate those
(filter doesn't like tiiiiiits)
Big ass boobs
When she was
a small lass
She killed small
Children for money
And organ harvesting
genitalia mostly, but
The taste of
little boys doodles
(that's f%$king wrong!)
Was pure filth
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 15, 2012, 04:44:58 PM
(that's f%$king wrong!)
Was pure filth
Little boys doodles are otherwise known as cheerios!!! The little red sausages at the supermarket. Get your mind out of the gutter.
and then some
Lovely cool moscato
to top off
the great day
At the park
it was decided
Until they got
Soggy wet clothes
and cramped muscles
And a crasont (I can't spell it)
You flunked French?
What is French?
Ooh la la
have a mocha
I hate coffee
try tea then
Diet coke instead?
Or bundy rum
Onward they rode
off to the
pub we go
To drink up
And get sloppy
And real drunk
then crawl home
And take a
long hot bath
If beer and
lemonade are mixed
They form the
cocktail called shandy
It's for pussies
like slippy is
I drink coffee
and tim tams
and hot chocolate
Much more hardcore
than emo punk
but not as
refined and smooth
As southern comfort.
Or bundaberg rum
Or schweppppppppeeeeessssss lemonade
the pink kind
The gheyyist kind
Makes you hyper
So take Ritalin?
I ate weed
With cookie dough
i spewed up
Big baby chunks
then power hurled
little pink elephants
known as heffalumps
into the face
of the nearest
promo girl who
Was showing off
her nice assets
Big ass titties
and itty bitty
Nicely shaped butt.
Cods secretly snaps
A blurred photo.
"for research reasons"
The spank bank
for later perusal
With hand lotion
some toilet paper
and some lanolin
a target catalogue
and Kmart too
Best and Less
no fancy overheads
Super Cheap Auto :dunno_black:
And Ikea too
Ikea? Oooh kinky.
Mega turn on
Yeh baby wooh!
Flatpack oh yeah
oooooh assemble it!
do it fast
Use that Allen
key and screwdriver
dont forget to
Glue the joints
, screw it hard
Screw it fast
screw it tight
Screw that piece
till it's firm
And fully assembled
then do another
Look at catalogue
and then buy
a happy meal
Make it healthy
because I'm dieting
With diet coke
and rabbit food
And French fries
the healthy kind
but not maccas
Only Hungary jacks
or Burger King
Yum yum yum
Watch out for
slippy and twisted
bits of metal
in your ass
Cods likes it
less than slippy
Tasty French fries
that he keeps
In the box
of assorted goodies
Of gold, frankensence
and myr but
And your butt?
and slippy's butt
on your camera
Shiting on cods
Now that's kinky
Cods loves it
Is he German?
yes he is
Cods loved it
Echo in here?
Reiteration of origional
going downhill fast
on two wheels
on his ass
clenched real tight
Cods tight ass
How dooya know?
An uneducated guess
or intense research?
Lazy guess really
I hope so
My best work
is done in
My man cave
or "the dungeon"
A creative place
where slippy wanks
to Target catalogues
and kmart catalogues
maybe even BCF
now thats twisted
Penthouse for me
This is living
Pitch your tent
Break out the
sausages and beer
And rib fillet
maybe some rissoles
And tiger prawns
Don't forget to
Pull the slipperymongoose
then the Gecko
Finish with spiderman
outfit to turn
The sex move
all night long
With background porn
music from the
Musical talent of
someone who makes
music sound whack
smack the rap
upside the head
Down with dubstep
Long live Rock!
and shale and
yes granite too!
the Italian kind
and also the
powder form is
great for snorting
naisily and it
works as polish
One last try