My future wife - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFE6DdIBUj8
She would snap you in half - but I'm sure you would enjoy it!
When is the wedding?
Maybe we can have a double wedding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEYpGibVJQ&feature=related
Ha ha deal! I'll bring the pole you bring the red pvc suit
You wanna talk about dream girls that could snap me in half...
I watched 2 seasons of American gladiators just for this girl haha
http://youtu.be/jZ4bwBGKNIY
I'd...something something...dance my pole...something something...
Quote from: tt_four on February 08, 2012, 08:03:56 PM
You wanna talk about dream girls that could snap me in half...
I watched 2 seasons of American gladiators just for this girl haha
http://youtu.be/jZ4bwBGKNIY
I knew who it was even before I opened it.
:cheers:
Quote from: shonole on February 08, 2012, 08:31:57 PM
I knew who it was even before I opened it.
:cheers:
Haha, it's a pretty safe bet, although to be fair there are other acceptable answers
(http://prettysleepy.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/phoenix.jpg)
Quote from: Unsane on February 08, 2012, 04:47:52 AM
Maybe we can have a double wedding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEYpGibVJQ&feature=related
Holy Crap, she could suck your nuts while you achem achem. Dayam!
I'm so confused.. This thread.... Why aren't these women in the kitchen? WTF Is wrong with you guys. Any women can suck your junk.. not every women could make a good pasta tho! GOSH!!!
Not any woman can such your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out.
Quote from: mister on February 09, 2012, 03:13:26 PM
Not any woman can such your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out.
Mister.. I question your spelling sometimes, are you native English? Not that I'm a grammar Nazi, but sometimes its not even spelled wrong, just stated wrong.
but to what you said, You'll be starving then.. f%$k I like a good meal after I'm done making my girls love me some more.. :)
Except for the walking part I first saw such pole control 30 years ago, but yeah, she's way hot.
Quote from: J_Walker on February 09, 2012, 03:21:43 PM
Quote from: mister on February 09, 2012, 03:13:26 PM
Not any woman can such your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out.
Mister.. I question your spelling sometimes, are you native English? Not that I'm a grammar Nazi, but sometimes its not even spelled wrong, just stated wrong.
Ummm.... He's freakin' Australian! Have you read some of your own posts?
Quote from: Paulcet on February 10, 2012, 01:17:12 PM
Quote from: J_Walker on February 09, 2012, 03:21:43 PM
Quote from: mister on February 09, 2012, 03:13:26 PM
Not any woman can such your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out.
Mister.. I question your spelling sometimes, are you native English? Not that I'm a grammar Nazi, but sometimes its not even spelled wrong, just stated wrong.
Ummm.... He's freakin' Australian! Have you read some of your own posts?
Hahahahahahahahaha. My thoughts exactly.
I haven't sensed too many English Majors posting on this forum over the years (including myself...).
with attitudes like this i wonder how you have women in your life?
Quote from: J_Walker on February 09, 2012, 03:21:43 PM
Quote from: mister on February 09, 2012, 03:13:26 PM
Not any woman can such your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out.
Mister.. I question your spelling sometimes, are you native English? Not that I'm a grammar Nazi, but sometimes its not even spelled wrong, just stated wrong.
but to what you said, You'll be starving then.. f%$k I like a good meal after I'm done making my girls love me some more.. :)
You know what your problem is Jay, you canna read right? You see, I write how you speak. I write this way because Most people mentally say the words in their heads. So it makes for more effective communication to write exactly how they say it to themselves in their heads.
So Mr English Lit... how about you point out, point by point exactly what you think is wrong with what I wrote. Better yet, as you can understand it - I think you can, I don't know you only being 19 and all - why don't you rewrite it how you think it should be written. Let us all then judge your literary awesomeness.
Here, I'll paste it for you to save you the effort...
"Not any woman can suck your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out."
Now correct away...
Michael
Quote from: J_Walker on February 09, 2012, 03:21:43 PM
Mister.. I question your spelling sometimes, are you native English? Not that I'm a grammar Nazi, but sometimes its not even spelled wrong, just stated wrong.
but to what you said, You'll be starving then.. f%$k I like a good meal after I'm done making my girls love me some more.. :)
You should really start sentences with a capital. Oh man you asked for it :flipoff:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 11, 2012, 01:55:41 AM
with attitudes like this i wonder how you have women in your life?
Hey now! I hold this woman in high regard! :angel:
THIS is the best pole dance move (around the 25 second mark)
http://www.videobash.com/video_show/amazimg-pole-dancer-29373
:kiss3:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on February 13, 2012, 05:56:55 PM
THIS is the best pole dance move (around the 25 second mark)
http://www.videobash.com/video_show/amazimg-pole-dancer-29373
:kiss3:
f%$k me! That gets my vote :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Quote from: codajastal on February 13, 2012, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on February 13, 2012, 05:56:55 PM
THIS is the best pole dance move (around the 25 second mark)
http://www.videobash.com/video_show/amazimg-pole-dancer-29373
:kiss3:
f%$k me! That gets my vote :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
It may be more sensual, but the steps definitely takes better body control. Still impressive either way.
Pretty sure that is the same girl as in the one I posted.