Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the check-out counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The pharmacist continued... "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "No... not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother. You see he's four and we saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one... so we are going to help him learn!
haha, that was great!! Almost as fun as doing doughnuts in the parking lot today or handbreak turns around town tonight!