Beautiful day - for once - here in the Land of Oz, so I'm out for a decent fang and I'm taking her up to the 9s in third and it was magic and then I booted her up to fourth and what a CRAP gear change THAT was...found a big bunch of neutral...sorry bike, so sorry, all my fault. Still a nice sunny day, though :D
I understand each of those words individually but not put together in this manner... could mister or aussiegs translate this for us yanks?? I think Buddha now has some competition for "the most uncomprehensible posts" title :laugh:
-Jessie
Say what? :dunno_black:
On a beautiful day, which in Australia this time of year is rare, he decided to take out his motorcycle for an enthusiastic ride. He was getting around 55.9 mph when he upshifted into fourth gear. It did not engage all the way, and his fun was prematurely ended by a gearbox stuck between third and fourth, essentially neutral. i am sorry for doing this to you, Ms.Bike, so sorry. Regardless of the shitty gear change, the sun still shone down on him happily while he frantically apologized to his bike.
Pretty close for a yank, eh?
Quote from: xunedeinx on February 16, 2012, 09:01:15 PM
On a beautiful day, which in Australia this time of year is rare, he decided to take out his motorcycle for an enthusiastic ride. He was getting around 55.9 mph when he upshifted into fourth gear. It did not engage all the way, and his fun was prematurely ended by a gearbox stuck between third and fourth, essentially neutral. i am sorry for doing this to you, Ms.Bike, so sorry. Regardless of the shitty gear change, the sun still shone down on him happily while he frantically apologized to his bike.
Pretty close for a yank, eh?
Haha couldnt have said/translated it better myself
What a bottler of a translation, xunedeinx, yer a lttle beauty an we'll be pleased to buy ya a beer when ya get down here for a hol. :D
Quote from: noworries on February 16, 2012, 09:48:52 PM
What a bottler of a translation, xunedeinx, yer a lttle beauty an we'll be pleased to buy ya a beer when ya get down here for a hol. :D
Just, please, if we hit the pub, call it beer, not piss.
I'll die laughing, than get my ass kicked and thrown to the angry abo that lives behind the place.
Wow, I've only had false neutrals while downshifting..never while upshifting... :icon_eek:
Can someone explain why the OP needed a translator? LOL
His Australian and Americans can't speak Australian. And well make it a bar with a tittie girl, and you should no you'll be right just don't tip your glass upside down.
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 16, 2012, 10:15:59 PM
His Australian and Americans can't speak Australian. And well make it a bar with a tittie girl, and you should no you'll be right just don't tip your glass upside down.
Why would I tip my glass upside down, all my beer will fall out.
I tend to drink my beer, thank you very much!
Quote from: xunedeinx on February 16, 2012, 10:19:33 PM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 16, 2012, 10:15:59 PM
His Australian and Americans can't speak Australian. And well make it a bar with a tittie girl, and you should no you'll be right just don't tip your glass upside down.
Why would I tip my glass upside down, all my beer will fall out.
I tend to drink my beer, thank you very much!
He means after you have drunk the beer. Do NOT put your glass on the bar upside down or you will not be able to drink beer for a while.
Oh, may I ask why?
Thats usually the sign of "I need a refill please"
Quote from: xunedeinx on February 16, 2012, 10:36:53 PM
Oh, may I ask why?
Thats usually the sign of "I need a refill please"
Because you may end up in hospital being fed through a tube when someone tries to shove that empty glass up your ass.
Here it means you want to have a fight with everyone at the bar.
I learnt this when I did it once about 20 years ago. lucky for me I knew the owners and they set me straight.
Quote from: codajastal on February 16, 2012, 10:46:16 PM
Quote from: xunedeinx on February 16, 2012, 10:36:53 PM
Oh, may I ask why?
Thats usually the sign of "I need a refill please"
Because you may end up in hospital being fed through a tube when someone tries to shove that empty glass up your ass.
Here it means you want to have a fight with everyone at the bar.
I learnt this when I did it once about 20 years ago. lucky for me I knew the owners and they set me straight.
Ouch, thanks for the info. I assume a glass shoved up the rear side may hurt, but maybe I should ask ms.Paris Hilton if it does...
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Ouch, thanks for the info. I assume a glass shoved up the rear side may hurt, but maybe I should ask ms.Paris Hilton if it does...
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LMAO
You could probably carve "brooks was here" in her rectum while you did.
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Stupid toilets.
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Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Stupid toilets.
Stupid clocks!
Quote from: mister on February 17, 2012, 03:36:23 PM
Quote from: xunedeinx on February 17, 2012, 09:09:32 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Stupid toilets.
Stupid clocks!
Stupid Paris Hilton.
Quote from: codajastal on February 17, 2012, 05:59:05 PM
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Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Stupid toilets.
Stupid clocks!
Stupid Paris Hilton.
Stupid glasses
Stupid gear change
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 17, 2012, 06:52:02 PM
Quote from: codajastal on February 17, 2012, 05:59:05 PM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 17, 2012, 05:37:14 PM
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Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Stupid toilets.
Stupid clocks!
Stupid Paris Hilton.
Stupid glasses
Stupid gear change
Stupid gear change lever
Quote from: mister on February 17, 2012, 10:20:35 PM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 17, 2012, 06:52:02 PM
Quote from: codajastal on February 17, 2012, 05:59:05 PM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 17, 2012, 05:37:14 PM
Quote from: mister on February 17, 2012, 03:36:23 PM
Quote from: xunedeinx on February 17, 2012, 09:09:32 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Stupid toilets.
Stupid clocks!
Stupid Paris Hilton.
Stupid glasses
Stupid gear change
Stupid gear change lever
stupid kmph
Quote from: xunedeinx on February 17, 2012, 10:26:29 PM
Quote from: mister on February 17, 2012, 10:20:35 PM
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Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Stupid toilets.
Stupid clocks!
Stupid Paris Hilton.
Stupid glasses
Stupid gear change
Stupid gear change lever
stupid kmph
Stupid bright sunny day
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 17, 2012, 11:02:13 PM
Quote from: xunedeinx on February 17, 2012, 10:26:29 PM
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Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Stupid toilets.
Stupid clocks!
Stupid Paris Hilton.
Stupid glasses
Stupid gear change
Stupid gear change lever
stupid kmph
Stupid bright sunny day
Stupid coochies.. (HA ITS NOT BLOCKED!!!)
Quote from: xunedeinx on February 17, 2012, 11:03:27 PM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 17, 2012, 11:02:13 PM
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Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Stupid toilets.
Stupid clocks!
Stupid Paris Hilton.
Stupid glasses
Stupid gear change
Stupid gear change lever
stupid kmph
Stupid bright sunny day
Stupid coochies.. (HA ITS NOT BLOCKED!!!)
Stupid quotes
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 17, 2012, 11:25:07 PM
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Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"
Stupid toilets.
Stupid clocks!
Stupid Paris Hilton.
Stupid glasses
Stupid gear change
Stupid gear change lever
stupid kmph
Stupid bright sunny day
Stupid coochies.. (HA ITS NOT BLOCKED!!!)
Stupid quotes
Pretty patterns :icon_lol:
You're all stoopid! :flipoff:
We're having fun with the thread!
It's quoting good fun :woohoo:
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 16, 2012, 11:29:09 PM
You could probably carve "brooks was here" in her rectum while you did.
Am I the only one that's seen The Shawshank Redemption?
Quote from: Kijona on February 19, 2012, 08:27:54 PM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 16, 2012, 11:29:09 PM
You could probably carve "brooks was here" in her rectum while you did.
Am I the only one that's seen The Shawshank Redemption?
Obviously not? :dunno_black:
Clearly not cause I came up with it and there is a secondary reference to family guy.
Get back to the stoopid quotes NOW
Quote from: Kijona on February 19, 2012, 08:27:54 PM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 16, 2012, 11:29:09 PM
You could probably carve "brooks was here" in her rectum while you did.
Am I the only one that's seen The Shawshank Redemption?
Book was better :flipoff:
There was a book?
There's always a book
Not true
What are these books you speak of?
Why would you even try and read the book? The movie was way long so the book would take forever
Yeah movie it is for me.
Of course I do read every night before I go to sleep but if given the choice movies it is.
Quote from: codajastal on February 20, 2012, 08:55:02 PM
Of course I do read every night before I go to sleep but if given the choice movies it is.
According to sunrise you shouldn't be doing that it can overstimulate you and give you trouble sleeping.
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 20, 2012, 09:24:09 PM
Quote from: codajastal on February 20, 2012, 08:55:02 PM
Of course I do read every night before I go to sleep but if given the choice movies it is.
According to sunrise you shouldn't be doing that it can overstimulate you and give you trouble sleeping.
Makes no difference to my sleep except it gets me to sleep quicker. I usually sleep around 3 to 5 hours a night if I am lucky without reading and 4 to 6 with reading.
Coffee puts me to sleep
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 20, 2012, 11:14:12 PM
Coffee puts me to sleep
Same here. I usually have one about an hour before bed time and Ive noticed if I dont have one I dont sleep any better for those that are about to say that why no sleep.
This thread has gone so far from a bloke taking his bike for a fang and messing up a gear change
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 20, 2012, 11:24:09 PM
This thread has gone so far from a bloke taking his bike for a fang and messing up a gear change
Well at least its getting some use?
Yeah but it's so far off track
Well get back on track then.
I did the same thing as well yesterday and it was all my fault as well :icon_razz:
Quote from: codajastal on February 21, 2012, 02:06:24 AM
Well get back on track then.
I did the same thing as well yesterday and it was all my fault as well :icon_razz:
I buggered up a downshift last summer when making a sharp right hand turn off of a 60mph highway onto a 25mph residential street. Tried to drop down from fifth to third just before making the turn, messed up, and heard the most awful noise. Pulled in the clutch lever, and tapped the shifter until I hit first and was coasting at an indicated 15mph, let it out and rode the last couple hundred yards to my girlfriend's house. Bought Taarna some shiny new parts to try and make up for making her upset.
Do they have books in the land of oz?
I hear theirs an Australian Stig...
Some say he was born kin of a kangaroo/Aborigine mishap,
Others say he can He can get a faster lap around the Nuremberg ring while wrestling an crocodile faster than Micheal Schumacher can chug a pint of warm beer...
All we know is that HES AUSTRALIAN STIG!!
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 19, 2012, 10:45:15 PM
Clearly not cause I came up with it and there is a secondary reference to family guy.
What I was saying was that nobody responded. I was asking if I was the only OTHER person that had seen The Shawshank Redemption, LOL!
Quote from: Kijona on February 22, 2012, 01:04:27 AM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 19, 2012, 10:45:15 PM
Clearly not cause I came up with it and there is a secondary reference to family guy.
What I was saying was that nobody responded. I was asking if I was the only OTHER person that had seen The Shawshank Redemption, LOL!
Parts of it.