A lady went into a bar in Waco Texas and saw a biker with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the biker if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
The biker grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
what...do you subscribe to these?? :cheers:
nope. i go to other forums and other places and i just pass them along.
ROFLMAO!
Well done! :lol: :cheers:
im so ashamed, i wasnt the first to respond this time!!! /rude school (oh well, atleast its only 3 hours long!)
Thats good one too btw!