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Title: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: pliskin on April 05, 2012, 11:58:18 AM
Ok, without being to graphic I'll ask this. On my old dual sport the seating position was upright...no problem. Now on my GS I'm leaning forward and I have to say my "junk", (if you catch my drift) is getting squashed such. No matter what I do it seems like it starts creeping back under. I can't be the only one? It's starting to get really annoying. I don't know if it's the friction of the seat fabric and my pants, my jockies or what. My old DS smooth vinyl seat never did this. What to do? Tips? keep it clean please. Could be kids reading this.
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: adidasguy on April 05, 2012, 12:41:19 PM
I have adidas brand underwear. Works for me.
You should be proud your junk is so massive there is no room for it.  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: mister on April 05, 2012, 12:46:58 PM
So cup your junk high and release as you sit on the bike. THEN, stay seated. No need to stand up on the pegs again and let your junk fall back down so you end up sitting on it again.

Michael
Title: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: kyleGS500 on April 05, 2012, 01:11:48 PM
Defiantly not the only one. That's one of my few complaints with the GS I wish the front of the seat was textured like the back.


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Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: pliskin on April 05, 2012, 01:25:47 PM
Adidas underwear huh? I was thinking something like Hanes. You know....Hanes, won't bacon :icon_lol:
Or
Adidas...no squashing.

People gotta be thinking WTH when the see me standing on the pegs and moving like Elvis trying to get things in place. At least other bikers know. They should make a seat with a groove like they do for men's bicycle seats. Now that would be nice.

In all seriousness I think it's because I mainly ride in work pants like Dockers and shift forward and back on my 45min commute. They're a little baggier with more room for things to get displaced than do jeans.
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: mister on April 05, 2012, 01:30:55 PM
Solution = stop sliding forward and backward  :thumb:
Title: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: kyleGS500 on April 05, 2012, 01:42:56 PM
I feel you pain my ACU's(Army Combat Uniform) make me do the same thing. It's not so bad in jeans.


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Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: PachmanP on April 05, 2012, 06:18:58 PM
Handlebar risers? Going to a slightly more upright seating position might help?

A more drastic approach could include surgery, but you'd probably need to be leaning that way to begin with.

I suspect that if a GS causes these issues, you probably shouldn't start lusting after a Ducati just as an FYI.
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: zute72 on April 05, 2012, 07:32:07 PM
Sure glad I don't have junk to worry about  :woohoo:
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: Tombstones81 on April 05, 2012, 08:58:26 PM
same problem here as well.

I've actually started to consider getting this for the front as well as the back.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SUZUKI-GS-500-E-1989-2000-GRIPPY-PASSENGER-SEAT-COVER-/230435310602?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&hash=item35a703cc0a

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or actually, one that covers the entire seat.
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: Juan1 on April 05, 2012, 09:03:09 PM
I know this isn't the cheapest solution, but you could add padding to the front of the seat so you aren't pushed towards the tank, and then replace the seat cover with a textured one.

This is a common problem on modern motorcycles with a deep cutout for the seat. 
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: john on April 05, 2012, 09:52:26 PM
My nuts were borked long ago. After awhile you develop callouses on them.
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: shonole on April 05, 2012, 11:04:33 PM
I can't recall who, but someone on the boards here cut off the very front of the seat where it covers the tank, and then moved that portion back on the seat as a cosmetic mod.  Seems like that would be a good option, if you're willing to hack up your seat.   :thumb:
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: Toogoofy317 on April 05, 2012, 11:43:32 PM
Uhm, I don't have that problem anatomically. But I do notice when I'm getting tired (not using my abs as much) I start sliding down. So, maybe work on the abs and grip the tank more with your thighs to keep from sliding down.  :dunno_black:

Mary
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: adidasguy on April 05, 2012, 11:57:38 PM
Watch that you're not getting lazy and arching your back. Your junk will get underneath you if  you start arching your back. Sit up and hump your back a little.

What handle bars do you have? If you have low clip-ons/vortex/clubmans you will be leaning forward a lot putting your junk at risk.
Raise up the handle bars or move them back towards you so you sit more upright.

Good, sexy underwear that pushes the junk forward will help. Boxer briefs? Athletic underwear?
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: mister on April 06, 2012, 12:07:37 AM
Stop sliding forward and backward. I am puzzled how/why you do this?

Grab your junk with your hand, pull it up and out of the way, get on bike. You're good to go.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Squashed "Junk"
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 06, 2012, 01:34:19 AM
or mod the padding of seat to accomodate mr johnson. ( or look into  a cup/supporter of some kind. ) if the aforementioned techniques dont work. risers are a good idea though.