Got to ship a package to slipperymongoose before I go away for a couple days.
He game his address but I do not know his name. He didn't give that.
Can someone PM me his name? ASAP?
LOL! Maybe the Postie knows him by Slipperymongoose? :tongue2:
I'm an international man of mystery lol
any luck adidas?
Yeah I PM'd him in the nick of time. I hope
Och ye who wisssshhhhhh to know Hizzzzzz name. We call him...
Tim The Enchanter!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V0P_2UbkBmw/Ti-B_tPEorI/AAAAAAAAEbo/jOJ8tasEr5Q/s1600/There+are+some+who+call+him+...+Tim%253F.jpg)
For hiz ability to Rrrrrrrrrrollllll his Arrrrrrrrrrsssssss (and talk like Tim The Enchanter).
What hiz rrrreal name iz we don't have a clue. He answers to Mong and Slips when we ride (Cods answers to Cods and we likewise don't know his name either). So.... :dunno_black:
I refer this question to Sargent Schultz. What say ye sarrrrgent?
(http://crayfisher.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/schultz.jpg)
.....
Nope, he knows nothing.
Michael
I ask three questions!
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the average speed of a swallow carrying a coconut?
Quote from: slipperymongoose on April 24, 2012, 09:07:57 PM
I ask three questions!
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the average speed of a swallow carrying a coconut?
Sir Arthur
The holy grail
A swallow can't possibly carry a coconut. Well, maybe if two of them tied their legs together.....
You sir are correct.
nnnNheeeeeeee !
"It's just a flesh wound"!
Ever see the special they did with the coconuts? Hilarious, on the special edition DVD!
Mary
It's not a question of where they gripped it, it's a simple matter of weight ratios...
Quote from: adidasguy on April 24, 2012, 10:01:57 PM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on April 24, 2012, 09:07:57 PM
I ask three questions!
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the average speed of a swallow carrying a coconut?
Sir Arthur
The holy grail
A swallow can't possibly carry a coconut. Well, maybe if two of them tied their legs together.....
one of my favorite shirts:
(http://derbyimages.woot.com/73175/5acfd28b-f611-4139-93af-9a065a4d2b43.jpg)
African or European?
The question was: what is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow. King Arthur asked... African or European.
The "tie a piece of string" bit was earlier in the movie while discussing the two coconut halves claimed to be a horse.
Michael
I'm pretty sure it was at the bridge keeper asking the sparrow and coconut
Yes the bridge keeper asked king arthur like I said.
The string discussion was earlier in the movie. Arthur said he had to rest his horse. The guy said it was just 2coconut halves, asked where he got them. Arthur said does not the sparrow fly... These are not strange. The fellow talked about coconuts not being native. Maybe asparrow flew over with it. Air speed velocity was mention, as were african oreuropean. That is how arthur came to ask the bridge keeper african or european
Ahhhh that's right
so slipperymongooses name is unladen sparrow? or is that his custom title?
NO Yama. Read the f'kin thread. >:( It's "Tim The Enchantor" :icon_rolleyes: :icon_rolleyes:
Quote from: mister on May 05, 2012, 03:25:38 AM
NO Yama. Read the f'kin thread. >:( It's "Tim The Enchantor" :icon_rolleyes: :icon_rolleyes:
what the f%$king hell chill out man, geez. never mind damn
I'm chill. I'm always chill. I'm so chill my body temp is 8K. When you hear tv ads say"snap frozen"that is me walking in thre room...
I can attest to this not being the case Lol :flipoff:
I can assure you, none of you have seen my angry.
None of us Have been frozen by you either lol
Yessum, I control my outward heat. To the girls I a have a natural heat, to the blokes... who cares :flipoff:
Well we need to see you with a girl to even hope of believing you.
Ah, but see, blokes are Blind to the ways of women. They don't know when a women is sending signals of attraction. Although, there was this one time....
I'm walking through Pacific Fair with my wife. Holding hands. A woman walking the other way sees me, slightly changes direction to head towards me and just as she gets near she thrusts her groin at me and say "Schwing" (ala Waynes World) and keeps walking.
That was a little obvious.
Pay more attention next time we are riding. You'll see my natural heat/aura work its charm ;) :thumb:
Michael
I highly doubt it.
You and I may think alike sometimes.
Quote from: slipperymongoose on May 07, 2012, 05:23:17 PM
You and I may think alike sometimes.
Yes I think so.
There we go again :icon_razz:
Lol funny fella
As I said, guys are blind to stuff like that Unless the woman almost strips off and makes it Soooooo obvious.
Michael
Obvious is what I like and what is easiest and requires the least amount of effort on my part
Quote from: mister on May 07, 2012, 02:10:14 PM
Ah, but see, blokes are Blind to the ways of women. They don't know when a women is sending signals of attraction. Although, there was this one time....
I'm walking through Pacific Fair with my wife. Holding hands. A woman walking the other way sees me, slightly changes direction to head towards me and just as she gets near she thrusts her groin at me and say "Schwing" (ala Waynes World) and keeps walking.
That was a little obvious.
Pay more attention next time we are riding. You'll see my natural heat/aura work its charm ;) :thumb:
Michael
the bloke speeks of wisdom here. or as we say in many parts of the us, " he aint shittin"
I do believe he does shiit.
does he then go on and post about how much better his turd is than yours or buddhas or anyone elses? LMAO said in jest btw
I do believe his poop is better than some, but is on par with my poop. Now let me put tge image of two girls one cup in your head mwahaha.
Quote from: slipperymongoose on May 07, 2012, 07:46:30 PM
I do believe his poop is better than some, but is on par with my poop. Now let me put tge image of two girls one cup in your head mwahaha.
ive seen some kinky things in my life. but that shaZam! gave me nightmares :2guns:
I had a good ole laugh
I read what it was about and refuse to watch it.
Worst Normal Movie ever = Baby of Mancome.
Michael
Try the human centepede series!
Quote from: mister on May 07, 2012, 06:37:59 PM
As I said, guys are blind to stuff like that Unless the woman almost strips off and makes it Soooooo obvious.
Michael
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=60403.msg696281#msg696281
I don't watch stupid. Cannot stand Jerry Lewis, Gilligans Island, etc. Stupid people are anathema to me
So you rather an enema instead?
so he doesnt watch himself Eh?, ( sorry michael i had to here have a beer on me :cheers:)
That it's very clever yama.
Michael
Quote from: mister on May 08, 2012, 04:02:17 PM
That it's very clever yama.
Michael
:cheers: ( the aforementioned E-beer, will make it a real one if im ever in the neighbourhood
I'll stick to ebeers. I don't drink alcohol in the real world. I don't consume anything that hinder my brain's ability to think. The way I figure, our edge over all other life on this planet is our ability to think. Why do something to diminish the only true advantage we have?
Michael
Dw mister we don't judge your choice of cold beverage
YOu mean, my choice of cold beverage when we ride to Flutterbies in Tyalgum cause otherwise it is plain water. :thumb:
HEY, shouldn't these random convos be had somewhere else?
Michael
Where should they be held?
The place where we rule the roost. Don't want to mention it here cause it might attract riff raff.
Michael
Agreed! To the bat cave robin!
Your posts get counted here though ;)
Do not lol
Quote from: mister on May 09, 2012, 10:59:29 PM
I'll stick to ebeers. I don't drink alcohol in the real world. I don't consume anything that hinder my brain's ability to think. The way I figure, our edge over all other life on this planet is our ability to think. Why do something to diminish the only true advantage we have?
Michael
good points my friend take this spider for example getting plastered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc