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Title: LMAO today @ work
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 07, 2012, 05:39:19 PM
opening/servicing a timex watch, i use a knife instead of case opener, cause case opener is too blunt . anyhoo knife skips across back, cuts thru half my fingrertip and stabs me in the palm. damn cleanup was not fun. 6 stitches later, difficult to postwhore, cause  i hit middle finger ( typing) LMAO ohh what a day lol
(http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u360/gstwin/Mobile%20Uploads/0907021853.jpg)
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: codajastal on September 07, 2012, 07:25:37 PM
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ive done that before lol. No stitches for me though cause Im fucken hard but it hurt like hell at the time.
Hope it heals fast yama cause a damaged finger is a real PIA.
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 08, 2012, 06:47:14 PM
i am laughing about it cause after either ER or myself removes the stitches, it will scar like a smiley face :) if i were to flip someone off with my palm facing them, theyd get a bird and a smile
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: pave_spectre on September 08, 2012, 07:11:54 PM
I have done something similar, jamming a knife right into the first joint of my index finger nearly down to the bone (or last joint, whichever one that attaches to the palm). My mum being a nurse, decided it might need stitches, but just used some steri-strips to hold it together :D. Now I have a centimetre and a half curved scar right in the joint.
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: adidasguy on September 08, 2012, 09:13:12 PM
Super glue works on cuts. Keep a tube handy next time you play with knives.  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: pave_spectre on September 08, 2012, 09:18:02 PM
Just be careful if you use superglue.

The household stuff is different to medical grade superglue, and can get significantly hot.
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: Watevaman on September 09, 2012, 05:19:20 AM
 This is why you never have your hand in the way the knife will travel.

Learned that a long time ago with a utility knife.
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: Alphad0g on September 09, 2012, 11:18:32 AM
Ohhh, knife wounds. So much fun.

Went over to my parents house to pick up a box that had been delivered, decided to sit inside for a minute. Didn't notice the smell of natural gas from the stove leaking until after my mom got back.

In a mixture of wanting to open the box, and being stupid from breathing in gas, I decided to open the box with a broken knife that was in my old room, and managed to slip and cut my thumb and arm wide open. Bloods evarwhar.
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 09, 2012, 01:58:45 PM
Quote from: Watevaman on September 09, 2012, 05:19:20 AM
This is why you never have your hand in the way the knife will travel.

Learned that a long time ago with a utility knife.
unfortunately im predominately right handed. so left holds watch. but now on, will use knife in a pivot motion NOT pressure like i did. wont use pressure unless absolutely necessary. and pave you are right. i DO have several tubes of super glue and jewelers glue as well in desk.  yes it does get hot. but after cleaning up all the blood ill deal with heat lol. funny thing was  i didnt feel it hit finger tip i DID FEEL the stab though. but had my fingernail not stopped the blade ( or had blade not hit nail) be be sans fingertip. docs were discussing removal :/
(http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u360/gstwin/Mobile%20Uploads/stabbie2.jpg)
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 10, 2012, 05:45:25 PM
todat i didnt cut myself. but DID get to see a pretty rare bike
(http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u360/gstwin/Mobile%20Uploads/downsized_0910021529.jpg)
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: Janx101 on September 10, 2012, 07:22:16 PM
whats the bike Yama?... i mean it looks a bit like a Harley 48 but not .. excuse my under-edumacation .. in some respects i have the same bike recognition skills as my missus ... '2 wheels ... motor ... handlebars .. yep thats probably a bike!' ... or half a lawnmower  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 10, 2012, 07:39:00 PM
an xr1200  :cheers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6reaix7j8Lc
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: Janx101 on September 10, 2012, 08:20:25 PM
ahh ok... it was wheels threw me off a bit... it looked familiar somehow ..

i know one bloke that has one (to say hello to anyway) .. and have seen about 3 or 4 others around my district area in the last 2 years .. quite popular over this way.. from memoery though i would have said they had spoke wheels ... though that may be the local 'flavour'

old mate that i say g'day to though .. .dont even know his real name.. everyone just calls him Dirty Dave ..  :thumb:
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 11, 2012, 05:57:36 PM
rode one a few miles @ the charity bike ride i work every year. that one makes 2 ive seen in 5 years. or 2 that i know of anyhoo
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: Janx101 on September 11, 2012, 06:22:08 PM
one of these days soon... i'll take the DSLR up to the local weekend stop spot .. always some interesting rides passing through ... i'll see if i can make you a 'jealous much?' album  ;)
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 11, 2012, 06:26:53 PM
go for it. i enjoy seeing bikes, that i cant get my hands on easily  :cheers: theres plenty of sporty 1200's hell i can "upgrade" an 883c and harley will warranty it could build one looking like the xr. its just theres not many. quite possibly. more made it your way versus my part of the country.
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: Janx101 on September 11, 2012, 06:31:19 PM
yeah true.... just had a thought ... mebbe .. just mebbe .. theres a 'adidas-analogue' over here somewhere .. but for the xr1200! ...  :D .. he collects the parts and bikes just the same.... just a whole heap more chrome ..  :thumb:
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: von der Neeth on September 11, 2012, 06:32:06 PM
Way off topic by now, but interesting sign in the background of the Hog.

Is there much of a market for 'used game'?
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 11, 2012, 06:34:39 PM
go for it, i insist. harley honors my work because of the education/training. but get the pics for sure. i got paid by hd for working on my own bike LMAO. ( when the ban angle switch went out.)
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 19, 2012, 08:52:41 PM
pulled stitches out. unlike moses and the red sea, it didnt part  :cheers:
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: cbrfxr67 on September 24, 2012, 10:49:37 AM
thread title seems appropriate - I was cracking up looking at these

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7212/7192626160_19f8bd0b4c_b.jpg)
Title: Re: LMAO today @ work
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 24, 2012, 04:23:55 PM
LMFAO @ ad