A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly
naughty place. She explains the problem and the doctor tells her to
take all her clothes off and lay on the examination table.
He inspects her quickly and then says, "Right, just give me
a second, please."
He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that
has a hook on the end.
"Oh my god!" screams the woman in terror, "what are you going
to do with that thing?"
The doctor replies, "I'm going to open a window. It f%$king
stinks in here."