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Title: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: The Buddha on October 03, 2012, 07:14:28 PM
I need a gubbamint job, bad.

I am perfect for a job @ FDIC, SEC, the Fed reserve, Comptroller of the currency, IRS or any of those other bureaucrats that are bean counters on steroids combing through terabytes of data looking for which little old guy father of 7 that worked all his life paying bills and putting kids through school ... yea we need to find that he instead of writing out a check for $121 back in 1991 wrote it for $112 and we nail his arrrr$$$3333.

Yes I want to be that creep. So please lay it on me, how do I go get me a gubbamint job. Yea need to be federal gubbamint, state ... unless it is NC or SC I am out.

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 03, 2012, 07:16:00 PM
www.irs.crap
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: PachmanP on October 03, 2012, 08:05:35 PM
Why do you hate america?
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 03, 2012, 08:12:25 PM
Quote from: PachmanP on October 03, 2012, 08:05:35 PM
Why do you hate america?
me or buddha?, myself i dont. buddha is just being himself lol.
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 08:22:49 PM
I work for provincial govt, dose that count?
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 03, 2012, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 08:22:49 PM
I work for provincial govt, dose that count?
well since your other toy has fun bags, then yes it counts   :cheers:
Title: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 09:13:09 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 03, 2012, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 08:22:49 PM
I work for provincial govt, dose that count?
well since your other toy has fun bags, then yes it counts   :cheers:


Not sure what this means but in response all I have to say is. Clinton licks beavers ;)
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 03, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
Quote from: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 09:13:09 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 03, 2012, 08:44:06 PM
Quote from: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 08:22:49 PM
I work for provincial govt, dose that count?
well since your other toy has fun bags, then yes it counts   :cheers:


Not sure what this means but in response all I have to say is. Clinton licks beavers ;)
was copying your line below avatar. didnt noticet*ts was edited lol.
Title: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 09:22:20 PM
I know what you were doing, just side t see relevance to post. I was confuzzled
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 03, 2012, 09:53:55 PM
Quote from: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 09:22:20 PM
I know what you were doing, just side t see relevance to post. I was confuzzled
good point my friend. really no relevance. ( unless i made it up in my twisted mind lmao)
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: The Buddha on October 04, 2012, 05:01:53 AM
Dont make me come down there you 2 ...

Anyway, the gubbamint is hiring people to mow the yard when the building is burning down.
So I am looking for a job doing that.

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: jdoorn14 on October 04, 2012, 06:59:32 AM
Quote from: The Buddha on October 04, 2012, 05:01:53 AM
Anyway, the gubbamint is hiring people to mow the yard when the building is burning down.
So I am looking for a job doing that.


Sure, because you're guaranteed to make double your current salary & benefits while doing 1/3 the work because there are three other people who also do your same job functions. One for me, too, please.
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: The Buddha on October 04, 2012, 07:27:20 AM
Quote from: jdoorn14 on October 04, 2012, 06:59:32 AM
Quote from: The Buddha on October 04, 2012, 05:01:53 AM
Anyway, the gubbamint is hiring people to mow the yard when the building is burning down.
So I am looking for a job doing that.


Sure, because you're guaranteed to make double your current salary & benefits while doing 1/3 the work because there are three other people who also do your same job functions. One for me, too, please.

Not quite more $, However considering that I have been unemployed a few months every year maybe it is more $ ...
1/3rd the work ... I'd almost bet its nearly 100 times the work, cos as soon as I leave one of my previous jobs, the work I did there almost immediately gets deleted. I will bet the job I left last week, they have deleted everything I did and most of the junk that was failing before I got there has started failing again.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: Higgins13 on October 04, 2012, 08:59:12 AM
im the guy with the black pen and small little book where your information goes...sometimes i leave you a present  :cheers:
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: TheGoodGuy on October 04, 2012, 10:54:40 AM
www.usajobs.gov


thats your federal system for jobs.. regardless of what system (federal/state/local), it takes weeks / months to get a job, so place high on the reserve list and hope for the best... and for the feds, be ready to accept a position anywhere, even alaska.... ;)


M
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: hawaiianGS on October 04, 2012, 08:12:05 PM
What the good guy said. USAJobs is your best bet. And you can choose the location that you would prefer.
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: Huff1371 on October 05, 2012, 06:17:10 AM
I contract with DoD,  I no joke got paid (well) to sit and do absolutely nothing other than fix the occasional stripped screw, for five months straight. There is definitely a problem but I got to pay my bills
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: The Buddha on October 05, 2012, 12:35:25 PM
Quote from: TheGoodGuy on October 04, 2012, 10:54:40 AM
www.usajobs.gov


thats your federal system for jobs.. regardless of what system (federal/state/local), it takes weeks / months to get a job, so place high on the reserve list and hope for the best... and for the feds, be ready to accept a position anywhere, even alaska.... ;)


M


Yea feds are that way, I've done that ... lots of applied, some rejects some I got past the initial application stage ... so I guess over the next many months ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: Rob_02gs500 on October 14, 2012, 03:03:53 PM
Quote from: TheGoodGuy on October 04, 2012, 10:54:40 AM
www.usajobs.gov


thats your federal system for jobs.. regardless of what system (federal/state/local), it takes weeks / months to get a job, so place high on the reserve list and hope for the best... and for the feds, be ready to accept a position anywhere, even alaska.... ;)


M

All the jobs i have seen and people that have gotten hired (Federal/DoD) it was a 6-8 month process. Be prepared to wait and wait and oh yeah...did i say wait. Im sure there are some that take less, but this seems to be the norm. It just takes time to route and process all that paperwork!
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: The Buddha on October 15, 2012, 03:44:23 PM
I seem to have got the rejects rather quickly.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: jestercinti on October 15, 2012, 07:57:53 PM
Thought you didn't sign with your name anymore?  Something about labcorp and a bad lease deal.


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Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: The Buddha on October 16, 2012, 06:31:59 AM
Quote from: jestercinti on October 15, 2012, 07:57:53 PM
Thought you didn't sign with your name anymore?  Something about labcorp and a bad lease deal.


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Thanks I forgot.
Not labcorp, those fools have been bashed into submission.
The lease break yes my wife was worried ... but its been 5 years now. I dont think no one is coming after us. Weird, they have my SSN and address, but she was worried about my posts on gstwin ...  :cookoo:
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 16, 2012, 08:42:24 PM
its not like a house forclosure THAT id be paranoid about. theyve got ways to find you. had they wanted to they'd have done so already
Title: Ok who here works for the federal government.
Post by: jestercinti on October 17, 2012, 08:05:38 PM
Yes Yama they do. True story:

12 years ago the wife broke a contract with a gym. We kept the paperwork for 10 years then tossed.

2 years later get sued by said gym due to breach of contract. Said this is bogus...drive 2 hours to court (moved since then) only to find out that they tried to sue her before, but the address was bad.

That was enough to null and void any statute of limitations. It was her word against said gym. This was 12 years ago, and been drunk since then.

Lost and settled for $700. They finally found her using the work number.

Wild, but sometimes shaZam! never goes away.


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