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Title: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: ojstinson on October 18, 2012, 04:30:00 PM

1. "FEELINGS"---MORRIS ALBERT.

2. "YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE"---DEBBIE BOONE.

3. "HONEY"----BOBBY GOLDSBORO.

4. "BIRD IS THE WORD"---THE TRASHMEN.

5. "MCARTHUR PARK"----RICHARD HARRIS.

6. "TIGHTEN UP"-----ARCHIE BELL AND THE DRELLS ( ALSO, THE ABSOLUTE WORST MUSIC VIDEO EVER ).

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: slipperymongoose on October 18, 2012, 05:05:00 PM

Aqua - Barbie girl!

DJ odzy (I can't remember) - hey baby

That f%$king snappy song

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 18, 2012, 06:50:12 PM

one night in bangkok- mike tyson
be forwarned here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0JzBIUOfZ8

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: ojstinson on October 18, 2012, 07:02:02 PM

Hey Mike, don't quit------------hey, wait a minute------- he doesn't have a day job.

Natural rhythm?------so much for that myth.

Title: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: Higgins13 on October 18, 2012, 08:11:20 PM

Anything by dustbin bieber

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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 18, 2012, 08:57:19 PM

or lady blah blah :icon_eek:

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Post by: mister on October 19, 2012, 12:09:56 AM

Or Brian Adams...

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Post by: adidasguy on October 19, 2012, 12:20:44 AM

That awful "Our House" Christmas song.

Title: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: jestercinti on October 19, 2012, 07:51:43 AM

Macarena
Snow - Informer
Livin la vita loca

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Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: ojstinson on October 19, 2012, 08:44:16 AM

Checked all those out, I never realized there was so much crappy music out there.

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: The Buddha on October 19, 2012, 09:47:46 AM

Quote from: jestercinti on October 19, 2012, 07:51:43 AM

Snow - Informer

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Dude ... that is wrong, so wrong ... Informer is my favorite ... I have 12" of snow on cd and 2 LP's 1 still sealed. The whole album is OK, but Informer is just killer. Think about it ... a white canadian who had a real rap sheet, was in prison and on the streets and in public housing before and well, after as well ... Snow was the real deal. Not a wanna be like eminem ... 1 hit wonder ... but that 1 hit was the real deal.

Cool.
Buddha.

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: mister on October 19, 2012, 12:13:26 PM

The ketchup song

Agadoo by Black Lace

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Post by: The Buddha on October 19, 2012, 02:11:22 PM

Oooo most christmas music is pretty crappieeee ...
Cool.
Buddha.

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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 19, 2012, 06:03:35 PM

Walkin round in womens underwear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJ8kE5Kf3g)

Title: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: jestercinti on October 27, 2012, 09:54:16 PM

Hanson - mmmm bop!
Most things by Bjork as of late...just bizarre
Any song by David Hasselhoff. I hear he's big in Germany.

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Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: OldTwinzNeverDie on October 28, 2012, 02:08:17 PM

Great choices!

One more in a similar "vain" (intended spelling)

Ironically titled: "I write the songs that make the whole world sing"- Barry Manilow

Better than Ipecac! Of course just lookin' at the guy would probably do the trick.

Quote from: ojstinson on October 18, 2012, 04:30:00 PM
1. "FEELINGS"---MORRIS ALBERT.

2. "YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE"---DEBBIE BOONE.

3. "HONEY"----BOBBY GOLDSBORO.

4. "BIRD IS THE WORD"---THE TRASHMEN.

5. "MCARTHUR PARK"----RICHARD HARRIS.

6. "TIGHTEN UP"-----ARCHIE BELL AND THE DRELLS ( ALSO, THE ABSOLUTE WORST MUSIC VIDEO EVER ).

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: ojstinson on October 28, 2012, 04:06:16 PM

Oldtw, I agree, why didn't I think of that one-----and he didn't even write the song.

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: Huff1371 on October 29, 2012, 05:04:32 AM

Pretenders- Brass in pocket
The local "rock" station slurps this song, It's so f%$king dumb

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: iclrag on October 29, 2012, 10:07:59 PM

Quote from: Higgins13 on October 18, 2012, 08:11:20 PM
Anything by dustbin bieber

you mean dustbins beaver?

call me maybe is really annoying to

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on November 05, 2012, 08:30:03 PM

Quote from: jestercinti on October 27, 2012, 09:54:16 PM
Hanson - mmmm bop!
Most things by Bjork as of late...just bizarre
Any song by David Hasselhoff. I hear he's big in Germany.

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one of the hansons is now a father. GOD have mercy on that kid.
now thehoff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8 - hooked on a feeling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQH-W-yBqvg - rhinestone cowboy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLq1XR88EtQ - wtf?

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: slipperymongoose on November 06, 2012, 01:03:13 AM

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on November 05, 2012, 08:30:03 PM
Quote from: jestercinti on October 27, 2012, 09:54:16 PM
Hanson - mmmm bop!
Most things by Bjork as of late...just bizarre
Any song by David Hasselhoff. I hear he's big in Germany.

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one of the hansons is now a father. GOD have mercy on that kid.
now thehoff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8 - hooked on a feeling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQH-W-yBqvg - rhinestone cowboy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLq1XR88EtQ - wtf?

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: jdoorn14 on November 06, 2012, 01:21:10 PM

Chocolate Rain :confused:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA)

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Post by: slipperymongoose on November 06, 2012, 03:35:23 PM

Oh come on dont go knocking chocolate rain. What about darth vader chocolate rain that is funny lol.

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on November 06, 2012, 07:52:02 PM

well sappy crongs are fun to laugh at

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Post by: Beemersworld on November 06, 2012, 10:20:10 PM

we built this city-Jefferson Starship/airplane

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Post by: slipperymongoose on November 07, 2012, 01:22:53 AM

LOVESHACK! If I hear that song again ill snap necks!

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: Janx101 on November 07, 2012, 04:30:27 AM

Anything by Kris Kross... Errr I mean any of what they made that noise pollution with ... So ... All of it !

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Post by: adidasguy on November 07, 2012, 12:08:53 PM

TV theme songs:

1. Brady Bunch
2. Family Ties
3. Three's Company

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Post by: jestercinti on November 07, 2012, 02:18:04 PM

Speaking of TV Themes...Small Wonder!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Oe03Z39rA

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on November 08, 2012, 09:04:27 PM

1. Popozao - Kevin Federline
2. American Pie - Madonna
3. Magic - B.o.B Featuring Rivers Cuomo
4. All Day Long I Dream About Sex - JC Chasez
5. Lonely - Akon
6. Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
7. Butterfly - Crazytown
8. I'm A Girl, Not Yet a Woman - Britney Spears
9. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
10. I Played Chicken With A Train - Cowboy Troy
11. Black and Yellow - Wiz Khalifa
12. It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp - Djay f/ Shug (OSCAR WINNING SONG)
13. Country Girl - DF Dub
14. Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
15. Shut Up - Kelly Osbourne
16. Ring The Alarm - Beyonce
17. Starry Eyed Surprized - Oakenfold
18. Laffy Taffy - D4L
19. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
20. A Little Less Conversation - Elvis vs JXL
21. She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy - Kenny Chesney
22. Sorry - Justin Guarini
23. Friday - Rebecca Black
24. Pimpin' All Over The World - Ludacris featuring Bobby Valentino
25. Unfaithful - Rihanna
26. Hey Ma - Cam'ron feat. Juelz Santana, Feekey Zekey and Toya
27. Grillz - Nelly, featuring Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp
28. Beautiful Soul - Jessie McCartney
29. Your Body Is a Wonderland - John Mayer
30. Picture - Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow
31. American Life - Madonna
32. Float On - Modest Mouse
33. She Bangs - Ricky Martin
34. I'm Real - Jennifer Lopez
35. You're Beautiful - James Blunt
36. I'm In Love With A Stripper - T. Pain with Mike Jones
37. I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
38. Sorry 2004 - Ruben Studdard
39. Catch My Disease - Ben Lee
40. Black Suits Comin' - Will Smith
James blunt, you kiddin ME?

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: ojstinson on November 08, 2012, 09:53:39 PM

WOW, that is a list of crap, as far as country, if you think the sexy tractor song is bad you should listen to "You Don't Treat me no Good No More".

Title: Re: Worst songs in the history of the world.
Post by: adidasguy on November 08, 2012, 10:19:12 PM

Music video by David Bowie & Mick Jagger performing Dancing In The Street.

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Post by: mister on November 09, 2012, 02:38:34 AM

Lee Kernigan - I Milk Cows http://youtu.be/PzWoeHnKyFg

Joshua Kadison - Picture Postcards from LA - http://youtu.be/kXPKNiUFPls (She said do you think I'm pretty, I said just send me postcards from LA)

Southern Sons - Hold Me In Your Arms - http://youtu.be/p3fsgR-fmJY (I want to stab my ears with an icepick when I hear this song.)

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Post by: Huff1371 on November 09, 2012, 05:32:50 AM

Quote from: adidasguy on November 08, 2012, 10:19:12 PM
Music video by David Bowie & Mick Jagger performing Dancing In The Street.

maybe not the worst but by far the most alternative lifestyle man man-slurping crap besides ghey cowboy porn. For those tea-baggers out there its the reason marriage in this country is being ruined.

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Post by: slipperymongoose on November 09, 2012, 04:26:50 PM

Hey I support ghey marrage as long as both girls are hot! lol

I'm gonna put this out there, ALL COUNTRY MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on November 09, 2012, 09:33:56 PM

some joshua kadison is okay. IMHO of course. ( jessie for example) and james blunt idk why its on the list. again my opinion. COURSE i am WEIRD lol have an eccentric taste in music lol

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Post by: Huff1371 on November 10, 2012, 08:28:09 AM

Quote from: Huff1371 on November 09, 2012, 05:32:50 AM
Quote from: adidasguy on November 08, 2012, 10:19:12 PM
Music video by David Bowie & Mick Jagger performing Dancing In The Street.
maybe not the worst but by far the most alternative lifestyle man man-slurping crap besides ghey cowboy porn. For those tea-baggers out there its the reason marriage in this country is being ruined.

:D :D :D content filter on here is more humorous than original text. alternative lifestyle man is alternative lifestyle man

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