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Title: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: john on January 24, 2013, 11:26:42 AM
Next months contest will be longer but more fun.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: jdoorn14 on January 24, 2013, 11:59:01 AM
Quote from: john on January 24, 2013, 11:26:42 AM
Do you're best....


Please fix this. You really want to use 'your.'  :thumb:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: adidasguy on January 24, 2013, 12:26:51 PM
Maybe he means:

Doh! You are best!

He's trying to complement us as he rides in full skin gear in his avatar. The emperor has invisible gear?
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: cbrfxr67 on January 24, 2013, 12:51:45 PM
are there any rules to this,....contest?  I see we are not tf'd.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPg5sfYeSNKNMC8OgnrrINkIoBXKRfZGEdmMnWONSCIfgGs41YKw)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: Badot on January 24, 2013, 01:32:24 PM
Quote from: adidasguy on January 24, 2013, 12:26:51 PMHe's trying to complement us as he rides in full skin gear in his avatar. The emperor has invisible gear?

Wait, that's a guy in that .gif? For some reason I always assumed it was a girl... and now that I'm actually looking at it, if you look close/zoom in whoever it is on the bike appears to be in a yellow bikini top...

On the other hand, I've seen stranger things.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: adidasguy on January 24, 2013, 02:08:52 PM
Why, it IS a girl! I always though some old bald dude riding shirtless.
I thought it was HIM!
He's a girl? He had a sex change?
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: xunedeinx on January 24, 2013, 02:32:53 PM
-rustles john's jimmies-

Done, and done. :cheers:

Beer time!
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: slipperymongoose on January 24, 2013, 02:33:13 PM
I bet no one has a rustle with his jimmies anymore.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 24, 2013, 07:27:38 PM
define jimmies john  :o lol
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: john on January 24, 2013, 10:11:37 PM
Quote from: jdoorn14 on January 24, 2013, 11:59:01 AM
Quote from: john on January 24, 2013, 11:26:42 AM
Do you're best....


Please fix this. You really want to use 'your.'  :thumb:

Yea yea yea.  No jimmies were rustled in the making of this post.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: slipperymongoose on January 24, 2013, 10:24:56 PM
It must be like that scene from scary movie when the guy pulls the girls pants down and the bats fly out
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: xunedeinx on January 24, 2013, 10:25:19 PM
While enjoying a drink with his mate one night,ryan decides to try his luck with an attractive lady sitting by the bar.She lets him join her for a drink and to his surprise asks him to accompany him home.They spend the night hard at it.Finally they finish;Ryan rolls off,pulls out a cigarette and looks for his lighter.
He asks his new love if she has a light.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer",she replies.
Opening the drawer he finds some matches on top of a framed photo of another man.Naturally he begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he enquires nervously.
"No,silly" she replies.
"Your boyfriend then?"
"No",she replirs,snuggling up to him.
"Who is he then?"
"Thats me,before the operation!"
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 24, 2013, 10:26:03 PM
damn me for doing this. but this got him riled up last time, who knows it may work again. ( or i may get banned)
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Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2013, 12:44:57 AM
<-----this has worked before, lets see if it does again  :o
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: Janx101 on January 25, 2013, 02:55:55 AM
Hah ... I'll be f%&ked!!! ... I thought rustled my jimmies was just a 'John being an old fart and making up a silly shaZam! saying' .... But googled it to be sure... Loads and loads of Yankee silly bloody references about why it was/is so popular a phrase... I've never heard it before.. Spose it's a redneck-ism of some kind?! ...

Trying to think of an Aussie equivalent ... I mean ... A phrase that has credibility unlike rustled jimmies... Hmmmm...

Pull yer head in? ..  No that's a response but not a mental/physical reaction to being annoyed ..

Bullshit mate! .. No that's still a response ....

Hrrrrm .... Really gets on my fun bags! ... But is that Aussie?

... That prick got right up my nose!? .. Again I'm unsure of the provenance country

Ahh stuff it... Silly fucken game anyway!
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: peteGS on January 25, 2013, 05:09:19 AM
You want... that's the duck's guts... or the bee's knees...

See, takes an Aussie to get it right  :thumb:

I fear this is more like how John is at the moment...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rGUTjLHbWmk/T38D30ckdsI/AAAAAAAAB8M/pH0clAkhFnw/s1600/rustled-jimmies-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: jdoorn14 on January 25, 2013, 06:36:43 AM
Quote from: john on January 24, 2013, 10:11:37 PM
Quote from: jdoorn14 on January 24, 2013, 11:59:01 AM
Quote from: john on January 24, 2013, 11:26:42 AM
Do you're best....


Please fix this. You really want to use 'your.'  :thumb:

Yea yea yea.  No jimmies were rustled in the making of this post.

Oh, you thought I was trying to rustle jimmies with that post? Not even close.

I do my best jimmie rustling in person...before breakfast....every day except Tuesday...and every third Wednesday... :cool:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: cbrfxr67 on January 25, 2013, 08:08:41 AM
http://video.xnxx.com/video2573282/hot_kinky_jo

john makes a cameo in this video towards the end,.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: Paulcet on January 25, 2013, 10:11:24 AM
Dude, warn me for NSFW! Glad I wasn't on the company wifi!
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: cbrfxr67 on January 25, 2013, 10:16:02 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTyDhRyK7hkOr2N4iVygOIfZ9D39MkhQO5pkckirTqTjvJfmbXpqw)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: cbrfxr67 on January 25, 2013, 10:39:16 AM
then,....
(http://www.gstwins.com/images/annegs500anim.gif)

,...now
(http://i.imgur.com/7WOOV.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: cbrfxr67 on January 25, 2013, 12:16:43 PM
So I went back and read up on some posts by 'John.'  Carefully perused a few past posts,....sometimes, condescending, antagonizing, haughty, but always annoying and typically the guy you want to accidentally elbow in the chest and watch him crumple to his knees and I thought, 'i wonder who this guy really is?'  Whining about the server, or trying to be witty, giving advice in a 'i'm not giving you advice i'm telling you cause i'm smarter than you' kind of uppity way. 

I mean who doesn't like uggs boots? 
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2zqjIPzW8qA/Tlv2sVbX55I/AAAAAAAABi4/rCUS4FPcuL0/s1600/uggs2.JPG)  :dunno_black:

But I have to give it to him on being a hemorrhoid specialist.  That bit of advice for hemmies was a gem: "There are different kinds of hemmies.  Blood blister type and the wirse type where part of you is hanging out."  God knows what he did to become an expert,...

(http://v026o.popscreen.com/eGp5dWs1MTI=_o_treatment-for-external-hemorrhoids---bleeding-.jpg)

And then there's this whole custom titles fun he's having,....'bat shaZam! crazy,' 'Momma said I'm "special," 'Timing is Retarded,' 'I make an ass out of myself OFTEN.' I mean you can see obviously this guy's self esteem is crying out from his small pee pee, trying to assume some kind of manly dignity by regarding fellow members with impunity. 

Maybe it's more than that, perhaps it is isn't his little pee pee but a social perversion, ignited by the whole 'i can swing a banana hammer' and really he's this guy:

(https://diasp.org/uploads/images/scaled_full_8817111c0a9f5b55ebd2.gif)

Stop hiding behind the computer screen John!  We know!  Just kill yourself now before you ruin another life! 


Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: mister on January 25, 2013, 12:25:34 PM
I think Rustle My Jimmies is a little like Fries my grits. An expression of annoyance/anger.

So what do we have in Australia like that?

Nothing really cause we don't let our grits get fried. We tell the person to go fuk themselves and move on.

Maybe.... that sh!ts me. Or we might say "Bugger!" and get on with whatever we were doing.

Gets under my skin is not really a widely used thing.

See, if people start to get the sh!t or whine, we tell them to Harden The Fuk Up and that's the end of it.

Understand that Australia is the place where we call out mates cvnt and we call cvnts mate. Where the place Wagga Wagga can be shortened to Wagga but Woy Woy can never be shortened to Woy. Where Melbourne is pronounced Mel-b'n and Brisbane Bris-b'n. Where we call each other cockroaches and toads, and love it. Where it's polite to say 'scuse me over the more rude excuse me and so on.

Even with the recent Muslim push to have Australia day renamed Citizen day, our collective response is, if you don't like it, fuk off back to where you came from.

Australia, the place that just got the world record for the number of cars doing a burnout, simultaneously...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wML9hNbMTWY and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38hlxUuzx2o
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: adidasguy on January 25, 2013, 12:43:03 PM
"I think Rustle My Jimmies is a little like Fries my grits. An expression of annoyance/anger." How about "grinds my gears"?

Then nothing seems to bother the old, balding guy that PRETENDS to be a girl on a bike in the avatar just because it was edited to appear to be wearing a bikini. Is then John before or after the operation?

If Yama can't piss him off, nothing can. So I'll try.....

How can you piss off someone that won't give us a picture gallery despite all the complaints? Then someone who in his (her or its) arrogance won't accept the offer for someone else (read that adidasguy) to provide one with servers for free? Someone who doesn't keep website up to date? Buy a manual for $20 to support GStwins? Its $23.86 and the 89-02 Clymer manual. At least link to a newer manual. Website down message was up long after the date it posted. Spend time playing with custom titles and avatars and not take tome to keep website OR GALLERY up to date? Heck - the message board software is ancient because you can't directly post pictures or embed videos. There IS message board software that allows that AND CAN COPY OVER ALL EXISTING MESSAGES - even Yama's!
New Wall of Fame Gallery Installed: yep - maybe "new" was 5 years ago. Take off the link since there is no gallery at all.


The GStwins survey is up to date as of 2001. Huh? Probably those in the survey aren't even around anymore. I love the part of favorite TV show. I still watch Married With Children. What was la Femme Nakita?

I still think that's you in the avatar - old bald dude riding without a shirt. Its a trick to think it is a girl in a bikini.

OK - any success here? Probably not.

Yama - your turn to try.

And for your enjoyment, another way to bring cats into every thread.
Here are 2 cats fukcing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iizkn9Mlu6w

And a cat jerking off a dog (who says cats aren't good for anything?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNLSV3ErDRE&NR=1&feature=fvwp

And a dog raping a cat to porn music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=0ZXP03W8-AM&NR=1

Another picture of/for John?
(http://ism.sitescout.netdna-cdn.com/dr_02-297fa37-9109b07-92e21fe.jpg)
Ooohhh - Dr OZ? Is that Australian?

MORE CATS! Cat on a GS500...
(http://a188.g.akamaitech.net/f/188/920/1h/www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I20171-2002Jul30)

More cats...
(http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/thuesday-funny-animals/thumbs/thumbs_cat_riding_motorcycle.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: cbrfxr67 on January 25, 2013, 12:56:06 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjjoUohMJUmv0WVzPwNcbA4xtWfY_YbSGhAg14qIwroZcBRfDV4w)(http://gardentractortalk.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/bigrofl.gif)(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnBZHPaL8zmOcBWqnOvvDg9Ed9zIGQBLvdqvWb48Y3YSOargOgiA)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: adidasguy on January 25, 2013, 01:17:31 PM
Vote: Which is John?
(http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/just-plain-wtf/thumbs/thumbs_wtf_gay_unicorn.jpg)

(http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/just-plain-wtf/thumbs/thumbs_what_situation_could_explain_this.jpg)

(http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/just-plain-wtf/thumbs/thumbs_wtf_5_fat_guys_in_spandex.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: Badot on January 25, 2013, 02:05:34 PM
Somewhere between the unicorn man and the little guy in the green unitard that looks like he just noticed his privates are rotting away.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: jestercinti on January 25, 2013, 02:43:02 PM
You want to raise hell?  We Ohioans have been through hell and back from Youngstown to Moraine and let's not start with the John Kasich Obama ass-kissing administration.

Call me bat sh!t crazy if you want, but I don't hide behind silly custom titles. 

If I don't like someone, I let them know.

You sir, need to grow a pair. And for fvck's sake. Wear a shirt and helmet.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: john on January 25, 2013, 02:53:07 PM
Quote from: cbrfxr67 on January 25, 2013, 10:39:16 AM
then,....
(http://www.gstwins.com/images/annegs500anim.gif)

,...now
(http://i.imgur.com/7WOOV.jpg)

Not rustled, but damn.  Glad this wasn't a make me laugh, you lose thread.  Next time.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: peteGS on January 25, 2013, 02:56:25 PM
Urban dictionary told me "Rustle My Jimmies" was something that was good and awesome... nothing in this thread is rustling my jimmies I can tell ya'!

For me this thread has been rather... FUBAR... pic wise anyway  :cookoo:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: john on January 25, 2013, 03:12:42 PM
(http://www.gstwin.com/temp/jimmiesready.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2013, 03:16:16 PM
Quote from: adidasguy on January 25, 2013, 12:43:03 PM
"I think Rustle My Jimmies is a little like Fries my grits. An expression of annoyance/anger." How about "grinds my gears"?

Then nothing seems to bother the old, balding guy that PRETENDS to be a girl on a bike in the avatar just because it was edited to appear to be wearing a bikini. Is then John before or after the operation?

If Yama can't piss him off, nothing can. So I'll try.....

How can you piss off someone that won't give us a picture gallery despite all the complaints? Then someone who in his (her or its) arrogance won't accept the offer for someone else (read that adidasguy) to provide one with servers for free? Someone who doesn't keep website up to date? Buy a manual for $20 to support GStwins? Its $23.86 and the 89-02 Clymer manual. At least link to a newer manual. Website down message was up long after the date it posted. Spend time playing with custom titles and avatars and not take tome to keep website OR GALLERY up to date? Heck - the message board software is ancient because you can't directly post pictures or embed videos. There IS message board software that allows that AND CAN COPY OVER ALL EXISTING MESSAGES - even Yama's!
New Wall of Fame Gallery Installed: yep - maybe "new" was 5 years ago. Take off the link since there is no gallery at all.


The GStwins survey is up to date as of 2001. Huh? Probably those in the survey aren't even around anymore. I love the part of favorite TV show. I still watch Married With Children. What was la Femme Nakita?

I still think that's you in the avatar - old bald dude riding without a shirt. Its a trick to think it is a girl in a bikini.

OK - any success here? Probably not.

Yama - your turn to try.

And for your enjoyment, another way to bring cats into every thread.
Here are 2 cats fukcing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iizkn9Mlu6w

And a cat jerking off a dog (who says cats aren't good for anything?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNLSV3ErDRE&NR=1&feature=fvwp

And a dog raping a cat to porn music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=0ZXP03W8-AM&NR=1

Another picture of/for John?
(http://ism.sitescout.netdna-cdn.com/dr_02-297fa37-9109b07-92e21fe.jpg)
Ooohhh - Dr OZ? Is that Australian?

MORE CATS! Cat on a GS500...
(http://a188.g.akamaitech.net/f/188/920/1h/www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I20171-2002Jul30)

More cats...
(http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/thuesday-funny-animals/thumbs/thumbs_cat_riding_motorcycle.jpg)
DUDE you found motokat  :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: i owe you bigtime for that one. have not seen it in years. thank you
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2013, 03:32:56 PM
now we can see johns bra/bikini top / whatever the flack it is
(http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u360/gstwin/annegs500anim_zps0b255a26.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2013, 05:09:05 PM
I still remember when john moved out west. ( he was in visual range of my old workplace) ( DSFCU)
This site is maintained by John and Anne Callahan.  John is an unemployed and unloved sod who is now meandering through life looking for a direction and a purpose.  John received his Associates in Business Administration and attends ASU taking more college courses  If you think you have a job for John in the south Phoenix area please email us!

Anne has worked as a veterinarian technician for 19 years.  Anne enjoys motorcycle riding and going to watch races. She learned to ride in her teens, her first boyfriend rode a Norton, he helped teach her to ride that old Norton in a hay field (yes crashed her first time), then got her own bike which was a Honda cb350.  Anne stopped riding for a while, and then started up when she meet John (loser above) 14 years ago and bought a 250cc Suzuki and then moved up to a GS500e in 1999.  Anne has since bought a 2001 Ninja ZX6R. 

has he hid anne in the basement again?
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: mister on January 25, 2013, 05:23:57 PM
Quote from: adidasguy on January 25, 2013, 12:43:03 PM
"I think Rustle My Jimmies is a little like Fries my grits. An expression of annoyance/anger." How about "grinds my gears"?

Nope. If it is used in Aust I've never heard it.

Have heard, "Do'n my head in." But that's more like a frustration at complete and utter stupidity thing.

We have had, "Brain explosion" for people who just Erupt out of the blue.
Going postal, is another.
But nothing comes to mind to denote anger.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2013, 05:27:01 PM
all this publicity has gone to annes head i think
(http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u360/gstwin/annewarped_zps43c1c6f4.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2013, 05:29:57 PM
Quote from: mister on January 25, 2013, 05:23:57 PM
Quote from: adidasguy on January 25, 2013, 12:43:03 PM
"I think Rustle My Jimmies is a little like Fries my grits. An expression of annoyance/anger." How about "grinds my gears"?

Nope. If it is used in Aust I've never heard it.

Have heard, "Do'n my head in." But that's more like a frustration at complete and utter stupidity thing.

We have had, "Brain explosion" for people who just Erupt out of the blue.
Going postal, is another.
But nothing comes to mind to denote anger.
i first read ( rustle my jimmies) here, and thought john wanted someone to "excite him", im thinking No.... last time i got a custom title was because i aggrivated him. what the hell i could use a new title for my decade here.  so im throwing down the gauntled and going in full bore.  or as someone said in times past, " Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead"
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: mister on January 25, 2013, 05:33:53 PM
How much more of a big fat hubcap loser do you want to be, yama?
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2013, 05:44:10 PM
Quote from: mister on January 25, 2013, 05:33:53 PM
How much more of a big fat hubcap loser do you want to be, yama?
was " big fat loser" after last tangle with john. preceeding that was piss ant"  i asked a mod to add hubcap to the title after this run
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUUTra6xO8 this was when i lost the third out of 4 hubcaps. these old police cars were bad for that. i found a knox co deputy and gave them the 4th one. theyre like wtf? i said i lost 3 of them 1 wont do me any good. thius video was numbers 1 and 2 lost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16rJuDcQOAk
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: adidasguy on January 25, 2013, 06:10:48 PM
This thread needs more cats.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydzcnA9xo1ro8wkyo1_400.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lucuioSj381r5zje1o1_500.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrd09pcM1f1qdt23mo8_250.gif)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lktot5nIGr1qz5k14o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: Janx101 on January 25, 2013, 10:08:15 PM
Hmmmm ... (Researching JB's posts .... He always seemed to have a certain flair for jimmies and the rustling of) ... Hmmmmm indeed... Interesting
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2013, 10:30:14 PM
could always sign john up for some jimmie rustling sites
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: Janx101 on January 25, 2013, 11:12:53 PM
I have chosen a different method  ;) ... Dissemination of information using misinformation ..   :icon_idea:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2013, 11:14:35 PM
btw ive figured out the person in johns avatar i believe is anne. ( his wife. the cofounder of this wonderful site. until john broke it. now were jsut a huge disfuctional family of postwhores. long may we reign :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies
Post by: Janx101 on January 25, 2013, 11:17:24 PM
Quote from: peteGS on January 25, 2013, 05:09:19 AM
You want... that's the duck's guts... or the bee's knees...

See, takes an Aussie to get it right  :thumb:

I fear this is more like how John is at the moment...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rGUTjLHbWmk/T38D30ckdsI/AAAAAAAAB8M/pH0clAkhFnw/s1600/rustled-jimmies-1.jpg)

No no no you wombat!! ... Ducks and bees are positive

Jimmies is hacked off!
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2013, 11:19:44 PM
gaah dont bring lorena bobbit into this. i didnt hear jhn talk about that particular operation  :nono:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: mister on January 26, 2013, 12:04:59 AM
It seems Addy is now getting into the Fun part of the Forum.  :woohoo:

Welcome Addy. We goof off and do all kinds of "this is so not serious" stuff in these here forgotten parts.

Gladwrap on cat door is cruel, but funny.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 12:10:06 AM
also a sock on cats head. mean as hell ( glad i dont do that anymore. dammit is like a son to me lol) also in hte mean as hell category, a LIGHT chip bag clip. maybe an oz or 2, clipped onto the loose hairs on cats tail. cats DISLIKE anything clamped onto their tail. or tape. nowadays or from here onwards, i treat my cats like children.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: adidasguy on January 26, 2013, 12:38:00 AM
Actually, the clip on the back of the next has been shown in videos by vets. It doesn't hurt them. That's where their mom grabs them to carry them. That's how cats can be safely picked up if necessary.

Some of the videos are very interesting. They call it "How to turn off your cat". It helps vets with an unruly puss so they can examine and treat it.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: mister on January 26, 2013, 12:42:29 AM
And chickens get a belly run to turn them off.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: adidasguy on January 26, 2013, 12:44:15 AM
Quote from: mister on January 26, 2013, 12:04:59 AM
It seems Addy is now getting into the Fun part of the Forum.  :woohoo:

Welcome Addy. We goof off and do all kinds of "this is so not serious" stuff in these here forgotten parts.

Gladwrap on cat door is cruel, but funny.

Well, I just got tired of some people beatching at me for no apparent reason and decided to just post away with some inspiration from Yama. AND I have found HUNDREDS of cat GIF's so I'll just keep posting cats. If anyone complains about cats (or anything) - MORE CATS!

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9juhaz4hN1rnao5mo1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: Janx101 on January 26, 2013, 12:46:04 AM
I assume that's belly rub mister....... And it's nonsense!!  .... I rubbed a chicken up and down my belly once and the bastard went berserk!!  :D  :flipoff:

That's a cool one Addy! ... Bruce Lee walking cat!! Bahahhahah
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 12:48:58 AM
Quote from: adidasguy on January 26, 2013, 12:38:00 AM
Actually, the clip on the back of the next has been shown in videos by vets. It doesn't hurt them. That's where their mom grabs them to carry them. That's how cats can be safely picked up if necessary.

Some of the videos are very interesting. They call it "How to turn off your cat". It helps vets with an unruly puss so they can examine and treat it.
yup the cats go essentually limp. i was referring however to applying said clip to tail. in my younger days. i am grateful that i refuse to be that mean anymore. i rescued dammit from a bad hosuehold. they would sling that cat. by its tail. these people were friends of mine. i said WERE. i took that cat at gunpoint. well not drawn. but visible. this cat is mental. it however looks at me like im its parent. it follows me wherever i go in house. damn thing is weird though.he will lay down behind me while im sitting in the office chair. and fall asleep. not wise when im gassy. im slowly bringing this cat out of his mental state he was in. he weigs now 14lbs. of muscole. there is no fat on this cat anywhere. but he makes a good shiatsu massager. if its my flanks due to kidneys or my sciatic nerve. or my leg muscles. he knows where to put the claws.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: Janx101 on January 26, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
Reckon he is 'buffing up' for a eventual payback to the PO's? ... Lol.... It's good you stepped in for him ...   :thumb:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: mister on January 26, 2013, 01:03:14 AM
Put some margarine on my cats paw - the top. He looked at it like WTF, flicked his paw a million miles and hours - like you know how they shake their head So very fast. Marg went flying. He licked the rest off then went and licked the marg off of where it landed.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: adidasguy on January 26, 2013, 01:06:40 AM
(http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-cats-425684.gif)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: Kijona on January 26, 2013, 01:11:59 AM
How in the hell did this thread turn into a CAT THREAD?

...Adidas! I bet you're behind this...
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: adidasguy on January 26, 2013, 01:16:30 AM
Perhaps, my pretty.....
Rustling his "jimmies" yet?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8nr6lGHHz1rvaly5o1_500.gif)
Soon the master of the board will reach overload on cats and explode in to a rain of litter upon the peasants.
Rustling his "jimmies" yet?
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: mister on January 26, 2013, 01:22:46 AM
Who the hell cares, Kijonas. Not like you play here anymore anyway. Well, maybe to pop in and leave four word sentence messages and then split again. So the cats are welcome.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: adidasguy on January 26, 2013, 01:38:57 AM
Seems we have rustled Kijona's jimmies. That's one down and 45,978 to go.....

...and the battle shall continue
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbn8dlshWw1qcm3x2o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: mister on January 26, 2013, 01:47:45 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m831w1X2rT1qgdv5ro1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: adidasguy on January 26, 2013, 01:57:03 AM
 :thumb: :woohoo: :thumb:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: slipperymongoose on January 26, 2013, 02:02:16 AM
Awwwww cutie kitty cat
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 03:51:06 AM
Johns official pornographic music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: Janx101 on January 26, 2013, 04:02:29 AM
That's just brutal Yama!
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 06:20:55 AM
Quote from: Janx101 on January 26, 2013, 04:02:29 AM
That's just brutal Yama!
:icon_twisted:  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: john on January 26, 2013, 10:24:13 AM
You guys really need to save your creative juices for next month, when I make a "I laugh, I lose, you win" thread.  Winner will get a real prize... if my package from China ever arrives.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: mister on January 26, 2013, 12:13:45 PM
We are practising.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: peteGS on January 26, 2013, 04:24:32 PM
I'm lost... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jimmy%20rustling (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jimmy%20rustling)

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1.    Jimmy rustling   410 up, 201 down
A term used in many different occasions when strong emotional needs are met. These emotions can range from sexual emotions to hateful emotions.
"Dude, she's so hot!"
"Yeah, she's really rustles my Jimmies."

"I was so angry, my Jimmies were rustled."

"She looks like she'd rustle your Jimmies."

"I got a good Jimmy rustling the other day."
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2.    Jimmy rustling   8 up, 46 down
Another name for the game commonly known as "Hacky Sack".
"Come on mate! Get out the jimmy and we can start rustling!"

"Nice Jimmy Rustling there man!"
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: john on January 26, 2013, 06:16:50 PM
Quote from: peteGS on January 26, 2013, 04:24:32 PM
I'm lost...
Quote
1.    Jimmy rustling   410 up, 201 down
A term used in many different occasions when strong emotional needs are met. These emotions can range from sexual emotions to hateful emotions.
"Dude, she's so hot!"
"Yeah, she's really rustles my Jimmies."

"I was so angry, my Jimmies were rustled."

"She looks like she'd rustle your Jimmies."

"I got a good Jimmy rustling the other day."
buy jimmy rustling mugs & shirts
jimmy rustling sex angerful rustled
by DylanGification Aug 26, 2011 share this add a video
2.    Jimmy rustling   8 up, 46 down
Another name for the game commonly known as "Hacky Sack".
"Come on mate! Get out the jimmy and we can start rustling!"

"Nice Jimmy Rustling there man!"

Interesting.  I thought it was only an expression for irritation, angst, anger, etc...  In that case I will declare a winner now, so next month we can have some fun competing for something.  cbrfxr67 wins.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 07:07:27 PM
congrats cbr. all three of mine were NOT flattering. heres hoping yours is. although being here a decade come june, i got used to it. except idk where john found that pee wee herman on acid picture. he put that as my avatar, that i had to beg to get rid of  it lol.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: john on January 26, 2013, 09:05:53 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 07:07:27 PM
congrats cbr. all three of mine were NOT flattering. heres hoping yours is. although being here a decade come june, i got used to it. except idk where john found that pee wee herman on acid picture. he put that as my avatar, that i had to beg to get rid of  it lol.

He gets to pick it.  Co.ck gobbler would probably not be his first choice.  A c.ock is a chicken BTW...
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 09:20:07 PM
i remember back in teh day, i got piss ant cause i damn near begged for a custom title. after stealing your avatar, i got the pee wee herman pic.   :technical: i was getting pm's from members asking me to remove hte picture. it was scaring them. i wish i could find that picture again to show folks NOT to mess with teh gs gods here lol.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 09:27:54 PM
 :flipoff:tbh i thinkit might have been this one. or one close to it. damn you john lol
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l204/sjblack9/pee_wee_herman.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: adidasguy on January 26, 2013, 10:20:28 PM
Nothing was as scary as Coda's clowns.

Kina like dis:
(http://i870.photobucket.com/albums/ab268/4cabbage/Avatars/scary-cat-lips.gif)

Here's a scaredy cat:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9kkdOvA21rhh6nuo1_500.gif)

And with that cat, Slips just got another Karma Korn and so did Yama.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 26, 2013, 10:25:16 PM
as did adidas.  251 is good, but we gotta double that at least
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: cbrfxr67 on January 27, 2013, 05:12:19 PM
woo hooo!  I win!  Wait,...what? 

Yea yama I'm sure whatever it is, it won't be flattering but gotta be able to take it if you dish it out, right?


Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: xunedeinx on January 27, 2013, 06:01:09 PM
f%$k you cbrfx, never even finished your cbr/gs swap.

-nudge nudge- get back to work, UPDATES! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 27, 2013, 06:56:34 PM
Quote from: cbrfxr67 on January 27, 2013, 05:12:19 PM
woo hooo!  I win!  Wait,...what? 

Yea yama I'm sure whatever it is, it won't be flattering but gotta be able to take it if you dish it out, right?
John said you did have a choice Eh?, what about Ürapnus or Ürapenís
Title: Re: Custom title to the person that rustles my jimmies -updated
Post by: BockinBboy on January 27, 2013, 10:24:28 PM
Quote from: john on January 26, 2013, 10:24:13 AM
You guys really need to save your creative juices for next month, when I make a "I laugh, I lose, you win" thread.  Winner will get a real prize... if my package from China ever arrives.

Chinese New Year... Good luck with getting your package...

- Bboy
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 27, 2013, 10:29:50 PM
well he got his jimmies rustled, so why not hispackage? :confused:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: john on January 28, 2013, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on January 27, 2013, 10:29:50 PM
well he got his jimmies rustled, so why not hispackage? :confused:

I actually have a couple packages coming from China and one from Hong Kong.  It has only been 10 days.

I just tracked the shipments, and two of three packages are now in my home state.  China post & USPS does a good job with package tracking.  I could follow it all the way from SHENZHEN China.
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: Janx101 on January 28, 2013, 01:25:18 AM
You've got a new 'package' coming from china!? .... Beware ... Those devils always stuff it up ... It's probably gonna be much 'smaller' than advertised... If I was ever gonna order a new 'package' I would be thinking more Jamaican product!! ... Lol ... Yeh Mon!  O0

Did your original loss of 'package' ..... Hurt much!?!  :icon_eek: :flipoff:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 28, 2013, 01:47:25 AM
Quote from: Janx101 on January 28, 2013, 01:25:18 AM
You've got a new 'package' coming from china!? .... Beware ... Those devils always stuff it up ... It's probably gonna be much 'smaller' than advertised... :
It wlil prolly break too. or be made of lead
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: Janx101 on January 28, 2013, 01:53:17 AM
... Well ......... Lead in the pencil and all that..... Right!?  :D
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: cbrfxr67 on January 28, 2013, 08:29:22 AM
"when I make a "I laugh, I lose, you win" thread." <-can't wait for this  :rstar: :rstar: :rstar:
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 29, 2013, 03:28:20 AM
and weill change your title to Ürapnus
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: john on January 29, 2013, 09:43:27 AM
I got my packages from China!  We have prizes!
(http://cloud6.lbox.me/images/384x384/201205/portable-sipik-sk68-3w-zoom-flashlight-with-cree-q5-led-assorted-colors_nmvdbr1338272231996.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom title to the person...cbrfx67 wins.
Post by: Kijona on February 17, 2013, 06:09:25 PM
(http://goinggear.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/o/l/olighti1_LRG_1.jpg)

Amazing little light here. I had the AAA version (comes in CR123, AA, and AAA)...80 lumens out of light smaller than a Maglite Solitare. I can't imagine the awesomeness of the CR123 version.

http://goinggear.com/olight-i1-eos-180-lumen-xm-l-cr123-led-flashlight.html