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Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: john on January 11, 2004, 10:07:42 PM
those crazy assed avatars?  I love his latest one  :lol:
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: Turkina on January 11, 2004, 10:39:19 PM
I wanna know too!  :)
I swear I've seen that badger(tanuki, racoon dog, whatever)/little red riding hood clip somewhere, but not sure if it was while I was in Japan or someplace on the internet  :dunno:

Hell, my avatar is pretty simple... Turkina battlemech  :P
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: Turkina on January 12, 2004, 12:07:48 AM
Heh, I found it... and it's freakier than the little bit Rich500 shows us!
Japanese Commercial (http://www.anabuki.co.jp/anabukin-chan/theater/qtmov/mov02.html) :)
Scary stuff :o  :?

Edit: Check out the entire website!  The commercial looks like it's for a construction company.  Since when do you list bust-waist-hips measurements for woodland creatures? :? http://www.anabuki.co.jp/anabukin-chan/

What is a tanuki and why does it have such big nuts? (http://www.onmarkproductions.com/html/tanuki.shtml) For your information...
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: vtlion on January 12, 2004, 10:49:30 AM
ROFLMAO  :lol:  :o  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: JamesG on January 12, 2004, 11:07:44 AM
Its a gimick.  Worked so well that its even got people on the other side of the planet looking at thier web site and talking about them...

:mrgreen:
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: Rich500 on January 12, 2004, 03:24:50 PM
Where do I get them? Its a question for the ages really.
Actually not at all... Friends from www.grounpilots.com or www.z28.com always have good ones so I ask them if I can use em here.
And thats how I do it.
I thought I was gonna get in trouble when I first saw my name in a post... SCARY!!!
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: nicebelair on January 12, 2004, 09:04:36 PM
hey rich,
i wrote u a pm but no reply? i want to know if you got the fairing like you said u ordered. please give feed back thanks,
brandon
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: Rich500 on January 12, 2004, 09:54:17 PM
/\---really? i didnt get it yet. ill check right now. I need to check mroe often. Im sincerly sorry!
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: Rich500 on January 12, 2004, 09:55:25 PM
/\---And by the way, I did get the fairing. Its at a chums house all the way in Solvang California, thats where I am going to install it this summer. Every piece was there, on time, and absolutley perfect!!! Its amazing really.
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: Turkina on January 12, 2004, 10:12:20 PM
Quote from: Rich500Where do I get them? Its a question for the ages really.
Actually not at all... Friends from www.grounpilots.com or www.z28.com always have good ones so I ask them if I can use em here.
And thats how I do it.
I thought I was gonna get in trouble when I first saw my name in a post... SCARY!!!

And I thought you'd put a little mystery into your answer... bah!  :mrgreen:
But now it's scary... there are 3 sets of sacks swinging away in unison... (3 of your posts on my screen at a time!)  :o

Man, I need to think my posts all the way through before writing them down... and now for a little ditty:
Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?
http://www.gthhh.com/hymnal/song.asp?songno=175
:lol: :cheers:
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 12, 2004, 10:37:44 PM
an' i thought it was:

Do your nads hang low,?
Do they wobble to and fro,?
Can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow,?
can you throw them o'er your shoulder, like a continental soldier,
do your nads hang low!!!! :dunno:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 12, 2004, 10:40:55 PM
(http://home.bresnan.net/~staniel03/asianballs.gif)


Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

Chorus
Ting-a-ling, God damn,
Find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman,
Find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar,
Take a flying f%$k at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

(Substitute following for lines 5 & 6
of the first verse to make new ones:)

Does your sack begin to wear,
When you drag them does it tear?

Do they make a lusty clamor,
When you hit them with a hammer?

Do they have a hollow sound,
When you drag 'em on the ground?

Can you bounce 'em off the wall,
Like an Indian rubber ball?

Do they have a mellow tingle,
When you hit 'em with a shingle?

Do they have a salty taste,
When you wrap 'em 'round your waist?

Do they chime like a gong,
When you pull upon your dong?

When you dance cheek to cheek,
Does she stumble on your meat?

If you swung them round and round,
Would the wind blow her down?

When your girlfriend died in bed,
Did she smother giving head?   (I stand corrected) :roll:
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: Turkina on January 12, 2004, 10:51:15 PM
It's a drinking song... nobody ever gets the words right!  :)
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: Rich500 on January 12, 2004, 10:52:36 PM
/\---Always in good taste, always!
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: Rich500 on January 12, 2004, 10:56:40 PM
Has the ungainly sack offended anyone?
Id be curious how our more mature members feel about it.
Being 20 (as of today!!!) I find a racoon with grossly oversized testicles highly amusing.
Imagine whne him and Mrs Racoon are getting the freak on!!!
That sound (we all know the one) must be absolutley hilarious!!!! Unbearabley infact!!! Crazy forest creatures of the night. How you make me giggle.  :cheers:
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 12, 2004, 11:32:06 PM
an' i thought i was the only one with a condo in the gutter :lol: the nads dont offend me, (ill be 29 in 2 weeks), look at it this way. it gets peoples attention :mrgreen:
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: bbanjo on January 12, 2004, 11:33:19 PM
Speaking only for this aging GSer, cartoonishly large nuts will forever be as funny as the sound of a fart. IMHO of course.
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 13, 2004, 09:27:12 PM
(http://www.bummin.org/BUMMIN_IMAGES/desky.gif)
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: ScottWV on January 13, 2004, 09:52:24 PM
(http://www.jetsystemsdead.com/forums/larfff.gif)

:lol: Actually, I find Rich's avatar more disturbing than funny...  :o
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: john on January 15, 2004, 03:31:21 PM
Oh no!  It disappeared!  :(
Title: Where does rich500 come up with...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 15, 2004, 07:16:55 PM
(http://www.versusatl.com/internet/asianballs.gif)