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Title: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 14, 2013, 09:57:26 PM
Contains odor-fighting "atomic robots" that "shoot lasers" at your "stench monsters" and replaces them with fresh, clean, masculine "scent elves" ( on a container of old spice high endurance deodorant. ) this was in same store that sold a tshirt to me that said " its all fun and games until someone loses their weiner. " ( two stick figures standing around a camp fire having a hot dog roast. )
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: ShanghaiPete on June 14, 2013, 10:47:27 PM
Malaysian shops sell Pineapple Brand Toilet Paper Roll. My dad always has laugh when he see the paper in shop. Mummy says :cookoo:
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: ShanghaiPete on June 14, 2013, 10:49:07 PM
At college the toilet paper box says "recycled toilet paper" and that makes me laugh too. Maybe dad has given me his sense of humour?? :D
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 15, 2013, 04:17:19 PM
Quote from: ShanghaiPete on June 14, 2013, 10:47:27 PM
Malaysian shops sell Pineapple Brand Toilet Paper Roll. My dad always has laugh when he see the paper in shop. Mummy says :cookoo:
Would be funny if you told someone to use the pineapple to wipe their arse Eh?
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: ShanghaiPete on June 15, 2013, 06:34:48 PM
Yes, we always laugh in our house about using pineapple after the toilet! When I was child my dad took me to see old sailing ship and they showed us how they used to wiope their asses with ragged end of big thick rope and then put it back in the water to clean the rope so that the next sailor might use it to wipe themselves too. Interesting in navy and with sailors. They do things differently to land people.
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: RossLH on June 16, 2013, 12:14:24 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on June 14, 2013, 09:57:26 PMthis was in same store that sold a tshirt to me that said " its all fun and games until someone loses their weiner. " ( two stick figures standing around a camp fire having a hot dog roast. )

I used to have that shirt. :D
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 16, 2013, 11:26:16 PM
funny thing is on register display said " Weiner $4.00, deadpanned " ill be damned I thought I was worth more than that lol
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 16, 2013, 11:54:40 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/17/y7yhuva7.jpg)

I face palmed when I saw this
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: john on June 17, 2013, 01:05:51 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bITLPakVoOY/S9Vn777r19I/AAAAAAAAAR8/z6GAqPN1Ivc/s1600/salty-taste-of-the-chicken.jpg)

I'm sure coda is already googling where to buy this product.
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: codajastal on June 17, 2013, 01:14:18 AM
oh youre the one that posted the photo :flipoff:
Anything you wanna tell us John :icon_question:
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 17, 2013, 08:57:53 PM
I take it he likes the salty tast of the chicken Eh?
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: nutmunk on June 23, 2013, 12:13:09 PM
 This always made me wonder....since it's packaged in a TIN can... :cookoo:

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Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 24, 2013, 08:39:47 AM
Indeed. cept it is airtight in the can. anyone ever notice the warnings on medications or other things?, a side effect on i believe ambien ( sleep aid) was drowsiness. i was like i f%$king hope so lol
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: Vindicate on June 27, 2013, 07:03:29 PM
In Brazil there are potato crisps selling with the name "Prick". This is true.
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: codajastal on June 27, 2013, 11:49:49 PM
This is Johns favorite, he cant get enough of his>>>>(http://www.womens9.com/files/0/0/1/5/00152862.jpg)
Title: Re: Laughable product descriptions
Post by: Tallemertes on June 28, 2013, 07:56:39 AM
Anyone hungry? I found this in my aunts pantry.
(http://s24.postimg.org/ety1nqsqt/image.jpg)