Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "I really need you today Hung Chow. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. Try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Not bad, not bad... :lol: That Hung Chow is quite a scamp, isn't he? ;) :cheers: