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Title: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on August 29, 2013, 11:26:24 AM
Feel free to let loose here. Ill start  :technical:
At the shop, im a watch guy, i repair and rebuild watches. also im the go to guy on computers. most of the computers belonged to ppl who had no business owning one. aka 15 toolbars. I end up recovering them orreinstalling windows. Not worth the time to remove cr*p. tired of that sh*t.  :technical: :mad:. i repaitr an EEE mini ( netbook) soldered a power jack on it. its running great. its stablemate which i had performed a reinstall on, WAS running great, i come in after doing some outside work on the marquee,
I find it blackscreened. ¿wtf?, i restart. its not seeing its HDD. at all. i tear it apart, remove HDD, reinstall. and pwoer up. same thing. Great. got to find a lappy HDD. or an external i can cannibalise IF the drive is SATA. or just break out the hammer  :technical: :technical: :technical:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: adidasguy on August 29, 2013, 12:17:19 PM
Why do courts still have "sketch artists"?
Haven't we progressed beyond the days of bright flash photography (which I imagine is the reason).
Come on, cameras are stealth and silent.
And these so called "artists" are getting really crappy. Worse than some Japanese anime or a monkey scribbling his poo on the side of a building.

And why can a judge "strike it from the record". It happened - so why edit it? Everyone in the court heard or saw it. Justice is edited to suit the judge and politics.

Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Kiwingenuity on August 29, 2013, 02:27:41 PM
We have moved offices 3 times in the last month and a bit following earthquakes and inspections.. useless people didnt help with moving gear out of the old office building, and expect it to magically teleport to the new offices somehow... 

My last Month and a bit..

EDIT: Earthquake 1 :EDIT
Week 1 - Move 1 - partner company office, limited WAN, limited access (Tokens got forgotton) - Like a LAN party, but everyone is expected to do work
Week 2 - Move 2 (Back to original office) - Life is good (aside from useless people expecting teleporting of their equipment).
EDIT: Earthquake 2 :EDIT
Week 3 - Move back to partner office - lessons learned on what gear to take - life semi ok if you don't mind 3 people to a desk
Week 4 - Get new temp office, assist IT guy with fitout (desks power and temporary network). No Comms except for mobile
Week 5 - no Domain Controller, no printers, no landlines (VOIP), WAN access via Aussieland over 3G wifi.
Week 6 - no Domain Controller, no printers, no landlines (VOIP), WAN access via Aussieland over 3G wifi VDSL.
Week 7 - Fritzy Domain Controller, finally get local printers, still no landlines (VOIP), WAN access slow but not too bad...
And our corporate overlords wonder why productivity is down this month...

Oh well, can't complain - I rescued the coffee machine, so thats improved morale and productivity. More importantly, I don't have to walk 1km to get to my bike park... Trying to get a systems and control paper finished this semester and its been rather busy...

Yama - does it show a disk failure? or just total black screen (no POST?)
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Zmerica19 on August 29, 2013, 02:32:27 PM
hey yama, any chance you have a factory reset disk for my hp presario cq56 laptop? i want to start fresh because i downloaded a bad music program, then a friend tried fixing it and never finished. i tried doing a reset from a save point and its not far enough back to fix my computer

and now my rant, here in Rochester, NY there is big news about a 5 month "pregnant" african american woman being taken down by an officer. a neighbor had called the cops because some family members were fighting in the street, when the officers were trying to subdue a gentleman the "pregnant" woman tried intervening. she pulled a can of pepper spray on them and when he restrained her you can see that she keeps reaching for the officers belt and he clearly tells her to stop. so as a tactical move he gave her a open handed smack on the back of the head to change her focus because she was resisting arrest and took her to the ground.  if she was pregnant she should be more concerned about the welfare of the child in her stomach rather than fighting with the police, she continued to scream and act like a fool. now you can call a racist card all you want but a large percentage of crimes in rochester are in the black community, there are constant shooting and stabbings.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: adidasguy on August 29, 2013, 02:45:36 PM
I really get pissered off when people pull the race card.

Then:
You have the national association for the Advancement of Colored People - but they don't want to be called "colored" so... why don't you change the name of the NAACP?

United Black man College Fund - but you can't use that term so why not change the name of the UNCF?

Miss black America is OK but Miss White America is racist.

Black Entertainment Awards is OK but not White Entertainment Awards.

As far as I'm concerned, you can have those, as long as there can be a "white" of the same thing.

People need to know why they are against something or why it is bad. When I was a kid, everyone said communism was bad. Good or bad, no one had any answer when I asked why except "They don't believe in god".  There's more to a reason - but people blindly follow like sheep when told something.

Cuba is bad because of communism but China is not? Why? Must be money. Why do we still have a cob up our butt over Cuba?

"I believe in Values!" Now doesn't that make me sound like a really great guy? Politicians use that statement, but never say "what values" they believe in. That's up to your imagination. That's why you vote for them.

Ammo shortage is getting over - the good news. Outdoor Emporium has unlimited 9mm Blazer Brass  and MagTech for $14 a box. Only shortage is .22's (But they had a pallet of them for a week until they sold out). No limits on what you can buy.



Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Zmerica19 on August 29, 2013, 03:36:03 PM
oh and the entire time they were calling the officers crazy a$$ crackers. i understand that using the N word nowadays is bad but in order to get respect you have to give/earn it. calling people crackers is sort of a racist term in my eyes. i work in the city, i do like some african american people, some are really nice and friendly and dont talk with slang. then there are the hood rats like the low life scum in my rant
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: adidasguy on August 29, 2013, 04:09:27 PM
Every group has their share of scum bags. We tend to accept the dooshbags that are in our circle. If we didn't how could Harley people ever put up with each other?
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on August 29, 2013, 05:00:18 PM
wow .. thats a lot of stateside angst!! .. all in one day!! ... getting tetchy cos its closer to end of riding season guys?!?  :dunno_black: ;)

.. cept for Kiwi of course... man! .. i can relate to that issue... doing removals is my business ... seeing how many people in a lot of offices can barely help themselves get organised .. we pick up the pieces a lot over the years .. dont envy you Kiwi Bro!  :thumb:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Kiwingenuity on August 29, 2013, 06:06:40 PM
The one good being refugees from our old office is no one has been able to bring ALL their crap over.. nothing like a forced clean out and clutter free office..  :thumb:

That and I am glad to see the powers that be actually looking out for the minions workplace safety and getting us out of a dodgy building into one that is 105% of code...
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on August 29, 2013, 06:22:51 PM
yup! ... safety plus+ is always good...

you watch ... the hoarders ... they will gradually try to sneak in a lot of their old familiar crap!! .. like packrats!!  :D
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on August 30, 2013, 09:13:36 AM
Try getting a UNCF scholarship as a white guy. it wont happen. good luck filing a racism challenge lol. anyhoo ill stop. as far as the cq57/56 problem, try this. open up start, err hit windows key/click start if possible. type in recovery, should be something in there saying same thing. get into that menu. look for "advanced recovery methods. " should be something like " restore computer to factory condition"  as long as it doesnt say ( requires windows disc)  it WILl erase drive and reinstall windows. BTW addy, BET fits as a name. but white entertainment television COULD be confused with a porno channel, cause its initials would be WET
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on August 30, 2013, 09:30:25 AM
Quote from: adidasguy on August 29, 2013, 04:09:27 PM
Every group has their share of scum bags. We tend to accept the dooshbags that are in our circle. If we didn't how could Harley people ever put up with each other?
or suzuki, or even those weird asustralian BMW riders? lol
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Zmerica19 on August 30, 2013, 02:40:40 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on August 30, 2013, 09:13:36 AM
as far as the cq57/56 problem, try this. open up start, err hit windows key/click start if possible. type in recovery, should be something in there saying same thing. get into that menu. look for "advanced recovery methods. " should be something like " restore computer to factory condition"  as long as it doesnt say ( requires windows disc)  it WILl erase drive and reinstall windows.

i already tried that and unfortunately it requires the disk. but i think its like $30 and for a disk that i may use once kind of sucks!
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on August 31, 2013, 06:36:31 AM
Quote from: Zmerica19 on August 30, 2013, 02:40:40 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on August 30, 2013, 09:13:36 AM
as far as the cq57/56 problem, try this. open up start, err hit windows key/click start if possible. type in recovery, should be something in there saying same thing. get into that menu. look for "advanced recovery methods. " should be something like " restore computer to factory condition"  as long as it doesnt say ( requires windows disc)  it WILl erase drive and reinstall windows.

i already tried that and unfortunately it requires the disk. but i think its like $30 and for a disk that i may use once kind of sucks!
kk was afraid of that. which version of 7 ( im assuming) is it?, you CAN download an iso of 7, and put that in, and use the key from computer. ( it IS legit) that is an option to consider
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Zmerica19 on August 31, 2013, 09:10:16 AM
i might have to bite the bullet and buy the disk. a friend of mine tried messing with it and downloading a different disk on to my computer. then it asked for what model in specific. the cq56 has 2 series and like 8 versions in each series. now he lives in south carolina along with the disk, i did find out what model it was though!
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: The Buddha on September 01, 2013, 07:10:15 AM
Since this is open season on ranting ...

Rant #1

Who the Fluck designed pants with pockets that are not wide enough that stuff you put in your pocket ends up on the outside of your leg, and slide down to under your butt when you sit or ride ...
If the pocket was wide enough, the stuff will be on the inside of your leg, and not go anywhere, cos its limited by the pocket itself. 20c of material, and 100 times more useable ...

Here is #2 ...

OK restaurants and fast food places serve sweet tea ... I get it, it has to be made hot, else it wont steep ... But they make it to drinkable strength ... ecxept its still warm ... if you want it cold, they say put Ice in it ... you morons, hot tea + ice = watery tea = undrinkable ... How many times did you flunk 3rd grade before you became fast food manager ???

The best part is ... if you ask em if they have tried it, they promptly say, I dont drink that ... very nice I would say ...


Here is rant #3 -

Its not a rant per se, more of a joke ...

I went to a yard sale saturday ... the 3 people @ yard sale were a white woman in her 60's maybe, another white woman in her 30's and a little white girl 5-6-7 ...

And there was a box full of clothes titled ... "BABY GIRL CLOSE" I decided to be a smart ass and make up a joke explaining it ... I went like a blind guy ... reaching for the things in the box, and finally when I touched something ... I said, yes the baby must be "close" they looked @ me like I was  :cookoo:

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Zmerica19 on September 01, 2013, 09:42:05 AM
-i dont even want to get started on people texting and driving or just blatantly pulling out in front of motorcycles. in rochester it seems never ending, these jackass's have their own rules for the road.

-my work is a block or two from the scrap yard so i do get a kick out of the things i see people putting in or on there vehicles, scrappers will load those cars full just to get that little bit of money, because you have to remember. all of that driving around they do costs money, so finally they get a car full of scrap metal, take it to the yard and make very little on it.

-i work for a siding company so on resides we usually have old aluminum that we take off of houses; fascia and what not. so anyways, one day we were finishing up a reside, yanking gutters and putting new fascia on the house and had a nice sized pile of aluminum. a scrapper pulls up and asks for the metal and i simply tell him no and he drives off. towards the end of the day my foreman starts getting a little dickish because there is alot to do and not alot of time; of course this makes me a little heated. THEN a second scrapper decides to show up and i tell this guy no its ours, sort of with an attitude of course, and this guy decides to give me some lip. calls me an a$$hole and as he is driving away decides to yell "fluck you" .... so anyways the nerve of some people, i may be in the wrong but i dont think i should work my ass off to make a living and people have the nerve to come around asking for free hand outs so they can make money off of it and not work
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: john on September 01, 2013, 11:54:51 PM
What really pisses me off is when people at work get spyware/ransomware and somehow it's my fault.  We try to make sure machines are protected but some users (owners, VP's) insist on having admin rights.  I then get to spend time cleaning/fixing their shaZam! only to have them breathing down my neck to get it done.  The zeroaccess rootkit is a particular favorite of mine.

It makes me want to punch a baby. 
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Zookmang on September 02, 2013, 01:38:26 AM
Makes me irate when a taxi or a hirecar swerves from the far right lane across two lanes into the bus lane with no indicator on, almost killing me and honking me for it.. and when people merge into you in the merging lane with no indicator on... and when people lean on your car or brush against it on their way past... bastards...
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 04, 2013, 09:13:51 AM
Quote from: john on September 01, 2013, 11:54:51 PM
What really pisses me off is when people at work get spyware/ransomware and somehow it's my fault.  We try to make sure machines are protected but some users (owners, VP's) insist on having admin rights.  I then get to spend time cleaning/fixing their shaZam! only to have them breathing down my neck to get it done.  The zeroaccess rootkit is a particular favorite of mine.

It makes me want to punch a baby.
put a keylogger in. tell ya wherever they go. course telling them to lay off the pr0n might not bode well for ones career Eh?
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: The Buddha on September 04, 2013, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: Zookmang on September 02, 2013, 01:38:26 AM
Makes me irate when a taxi or a hirecar swerves from the far right lane across two lanes into the bus lane with no indicator on, almost killing me and honking me for it.. and when people merge into you in the merging lane with no indicator on... and when people lean on your car or brush against it on their way past... bastards...

Sadly this crap is far too common with today's drivers ... texting, speaking and all sorts of crap while driving ...
I'd put a cell jamming device in any vehicle, or write some code into the cell towers, if the stupid phone is moving more than 5mph disconnect the bugger.
10 times in the last 2 weeks atleast, I've honked @ people for sitting there after the light has gone green ... honked for drifting into my lane ... one genius with a tiny little kia in front of me drifted into the right lane where there was a massive F350 modded to be a work truck, complete with those locker cases, and that entire thing was a bright red. How did she not see that ... 100 other POS like this.

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 04, 2013, 10:03:01 AM
Aint that the damned truth. was watching a carrier documentary ( uss nimitz) anyhoo fighter pilot said " you climb into the cockpit, you lose 50% of your brainpower" this happens in cars too. put the phones down or pull over.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Zmerica19 on September 04, 2013, 02:34:28 PM
i wish i had more knowledge on this whole U.S./ Syria deal going on, but i get frustrated too easily and dont always agree with the presidents ideas
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on September 04, 2013, 04:36:29 PM
Quote from: The Buddha on September 04, 2013, 09:56:19 AM

I'd put a cell jamming device in any vehicle, or write some code into the cell towers, if the stupid phone is moving more than 5mph disconnect the bugger.

noooooo!! .. what about Jason Statham in Cranked?! .. if he had lost his cell phone coverage while having to race around everywhere then  we might not have got to the end of the movie!!  ;) ;) :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: tmbr_wulf on September 13, 2013, 01:42:48 PM
Drivers are the worst.  I was riding by guy in a super jacked-up truck [just ridiculous] and due to traffic he's jockeying lanes and we keep overtaking each other.  The thing that killed me is he's making these jerking maneuvers in a 2-story house without using his turn signals.  And to top it of he's a pro-fisherman and has his name on the tailgate of his truck...:icon_twisted:  I wanted to send him a letter telling him to use his @#!*$& turn signals or to publicly shame him with a website or something, but I forgot his name within a couple of blocks.  But the lack of appropriate turn signal usage is really infuriating to me.

The other thing that I've been noticing A LOT lately is people with burned out tail lights.  And since I'm on the bike I want to get out or ride next to them at stoplights and tell them because that stuff can get dangerous.  Everyday I spot at least one burned out tail light.

The other thing that kills me is people that let two or three car lengths build up in front of them before they even take their foot off the brake, and then I see them waving their free hand around because they need to express themselves while they talk on their phone or to their passenger.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 25, 2013, 06:48:42 PM
to john, and the powers that be. although my main stomping ground is here. if you want to see spam, and how bad it can be, cruise over to gopednation. and pretty much pick a thread. I know mods and admins are busy folks, but they literally don't give a sh*t
heres ONE thread. almost 90% of them have pages of this tripe
http://www.gopednation.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340925
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: john on September 25, 2013, 08:31:57 PM
I have been looking for Uggs cheap.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on September 26, 2013, 02:38:59 AM
 :icon_eek: ... thats .... thats not even like 'lost in translation' ... that fool cant even get from one end of the sentence to the other without switch in 5 different concepts!! ..

thats even more spam than this!! .... maybe even 10 of these!!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DIZKE4k0Sb4/TrMA3j8QTZI/AAAAAAAAEBw/BycWIn2V2eY/s1600/Spam-Can.jpg)
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 26, 2013, 08:35:28 AM
If it werent for the occasional needing goped parts or information, id abandon that place. it is really that bad. other than scooterwiki and places like that theres nothing. cept for billetboards. ( or something of the like
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Electrojake on September 29, 2013, 07:04:56 PM
No Sir. Do not abandon this thread.
It has proved (several times over) that I am NOT the biggest idiot here.
Maybe the oldest idiot here, but certainly not the biggest.

And a rant you say??? OK, let's start a fire...
I'll hacksaw off my exhaust system (loud pipes save lives), install one of those engine killing grit-sieve K&N filters on my air box,
(an air box that probably already has a bunch of 1/2 inch moron-holes drilled in it anyway), then run some exotic and blindingly over-priced synthetic racing oil in the crankcase.
I can then I'll top it all off by installing a "racing" oil filter that shows a torque curve chart on the box promising an extra 10% power at 9 million RPM.
Did I forget anything... (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/urinal.gif)
Remove the turn signals?
Hack off the fenders?
Run ridiculously over-sized tires?
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: The Buddha on September 29, 2013, 07:12:06 PM
Yea ... you lower the bike so stuff scrapes the paint on the road, stend <- Yes that is the spelling "stend the arm" 3 feet, run a rear tire that is 3ft wide, so you need to have an idler pulley on the swingarm pivot and have a second counter shaft to power it, and say the bike is more aerodynamic cos yo ushaved the turn signals and mirrors and replace all the bolts with spike head bolts, and ... yes lets not forget, the ridiculous side mounted licence plate ...
Its one of those ... lets drop 40g in this bike right here doing all possible sheiete to it ... and ... uh-oh ... we forgot it needs to carry a license plate ... OK lets slap that on right here ... Yea OK.

Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Electrojake on September 29, 2013, 08:34:57 PM
Exactly Sir!
You've obviously seen me on my Harley.  :D
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 29, 2013, 08:38:36 PM
naah it was your gixxer :p lol
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on September 29, 2013, 10:07:46 PM
"to all the customers who leave things to the last minute" ..

Now listen up people! ..
No i dont have any truck availability for over the long weekend!!! (4-6 days time) ..
No i cant just tell the other customers (who did book up to 3 weeks ago!!) that i have to do your job instead 'because you are desperate to move' ...
No you cant pay me over a few weeks when your dole cheque comes in! ..
No i cant 'just do it' ...
Yes i do mind if you leave your stinking piss stained sheets on the bed ...
Yes its true that if my workers walk in to your house and there is animal crap on the floor that they will leave again until your lazy ass cleans that putrid mess up! ..
Yes we will hold anything of value on the truck when unloading till you pay your bill in full ..

....but this is all inconsequential!! .. because .. we are still booked out for most of this week and next week ... it doesnt matter how many times you get your friends or mum to ring me the answer is still 'no i cant do it' .. it doesnt even matter if you get a Recognised Charity to ring on your behalf and plead with me!.. booked out is booked out! .. if you had got your act together 2-3 weeks ago when you were given your confirmed availability for the new place and made a phone call then!!! .. things might have been different ..

... yes i've been called that and given directions to hell many times!.... have a nice day!  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 29, 2013, 11:13:37 PM
lol been there. done that. got the shaZam! too.
Heres one:
our shop closes at 6pm. we don't run TBI gun checks after 530. cause if TBI drags their feet, were obliged to remain there. we ARE and WILL leave at 6pm. so don't show up at 5:55pm and expect this to happen  :nono: and don't curse me when you don't get your way. sorry, but ive a life too
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on September 29, 2013, 11:48:27 PM
they give you a whole 5 mins!! ... sheeeeeit! .. i'd be runnin from the car and sliding on the gravel through the door at 5:58  :icon_twisted: ;)
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: adidasguy on September 30, 2013, 12:25:00 AM
Sorry - this is the order line. We do not do support calls. Yes, I am aware that the support phones are busy this time of year. You have to keep trying. Use the web support or the on-line chat. Here is how to get there..... and 10 more minutes of this crap.....

No, I told you 3 calls ago this is the order line - not the support line. No I can't take your number..... 10 more minutes of this

.... Again, this is not the support line. His line is not busy. If you called it instead of the order line you could have gotten through. (5 more minutes of this). Well, if you had hung up and called support you would gave gotten through. It is busy now......


The idiots just have to call an 800 order line. Even with nearly everyone with free long distance, they complain about a non-800 number. You get your software update for $29 and want to use 4 hours of tech time? How do we make money and then you want US to pay the high prices for an incoming 800 number?

You had to work hard to find the 800 order number. It is no where in the program or the manual.

The program has all the stuff and even a chapter on how to get support/help but you find it too hard to click on that button with the spanish guys name "Manual".

Then the program has a big HELP button that gives you:
1. Support number and hours
2. Link to web site
3. Link to web support forums
4. Link to on-line chat.
Why the fruck do I have to give you letter by letter our web site? Use the links. And where ever you found the 800 number, right next to it would be the support number AND out web address.

AND your simple question is in the manual, the FAQ and been answered many times on the web site. READ something - oh, you're an American and have been taught to never read or take responsibility for anything so you have to call someone and have them walk  you through how to wipe your ass. People have no clue how to search a manual or FAQ but still they can find the most obscure porn of a monkey and a cat in Bora Bora on the internet.

For gods sake if you don't know how to use a computer go ask a 10 year old child for help.

And yes- our program DOES require you have a computer ---- that's why it is called a "computer program". (Yes - we have had that! AFTER they bought it!)

People can be so stupid that they can't even contact support when it is right in front of their face. No wonder companies are getting rid of all human support.

Please - for god's sake - DO NOT ask me how I know this.........
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: codajastal on September 30, 2013, 12:59:15 AM
Quote from: adidasguy on September 30, 2013, 12:25:00 AMthe most obscure porn of a monkey and a cat in Bora Bora on the internet.
Couldnt find it :dunno_black:
Found this though  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey_and_the_Cat
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 30, 2013, 06:54:26 AM
Quote from: Janx101 on September 29, 2013, 11:48:27 PM
they give you a whole 5 mins!! ... sheeeeeit! .. i'd be runnin from the car and sliding on the gravel through the door at 5:58  :icon_twisted: ;)
there is the occasional bit of gravel about lol. ( road debris lol)
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Electrojake on September 30, 2013, 04:13:26 PM
Hot Damn, this thread was a great idea!
Its good to see members vent.  :technical:

Glad im not the only one that's agitated here.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on September 30, 2013, 06:48:35 PM
from another thread ... its better in here!
Quote from: slipperymongoose on September 30, 2013, 06:21:11 PM
Yeah the 'e' models are the nakeds but I thought post  2000ish they dropped the e and just did gs500?  :dunno_black: give them the year and they should have it on the screen in front of them.

surely you jest!! .. the rego people or insurance people ... ?!! ... actually know what the hell it says on the screen or be able to use a search function with ANY degree of success?? ..  :technical: :technical: :technical: :technical: :technical: :technical:

i had to correct the rego bloke last time .. cos he managed to frag up the vin number!! .. then the system wouldnt accept the rego plate with that vin number because it belonged to a bloody volvo!! .. 'we' flipped the screen sideways ... had a look over the numbers on screen and on paper.... 'there!!! .. the vin is wrong!'  ... says I !! .... 'well sir the system says you cant have that vin, its taken!' says him ... 'mate its been the same numbers for the last 2 regos, i dont know it off by heart but the inspection man verified it less than an hour ago! .. they ARE the right numbers!' says I .. then i looked down on his out tray .. volvo paperwork resting there ... pointed out a 'very similar dont you think?' vin number to the one on screen .. him went  :oops: :oops: :oops:

... theres 2 ladies in that rego office that DO get it right 1st time every time!... but you cant just queue for them only ... the rest are muppets ... and mostly in every other rego office ive been to ... muppets!!! ...  :mad: :mad: .. if they can find their butt cheeks with both hands at the SAME TIME!! .. then i would be very much surprised !!  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: slipperymongoose on September 30, 2013, 07:39:48 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on August 30, 2013, 09:30:25 AM
Quote from: adidasguy on August 29, 2013, 04:09:27 PM
Every group has their share of scum bags. We tend to accept the dooshbags that are in our circle. If we didn't how could Harley people ever put up with each other?
or suzuki, or even those weird asustralian BMW riders? lol

Hey hey hey yamma don't make me send a drop bear you way
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 30, 2013, 08:44:16 PM
Ehh it wouldn't clear customs like start ya bastard lol
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: slipperymongoose on October 01, 2013, 12:30:21 AM
I know some ppl that know some ppl that bribe some ppl ill make sure it get to you yamma lol
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Electrojake on October 01, 2013, 04:44:22 AM
Quote from: slipperymongoose on October 01, 2013, 12:30:21 AM
I know some ppl that know some ppl that bribe some ppl ill make sure it get to you yamma lol

Chopper would know exactly what to do!  ;)
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 01, 2013, 09:41:09 AM
Ill take the dropbear if you can send some start ya bastard without the USPS orcustoms draining the damn thing lol
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: slipperymongoose on October 01, 2013, 05:20:53 PM
Looks like we have a deal
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on October 02, 2013, 12:40:19 AM
put the startyabastard in the box WITH the dropbear.... customs will be too 'fraidycats' to retrieve the can! ... or if they try they might lose fingers and stuff!! ..  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: adidasguy on October 04, 2013, 12:55:39 PM
Government Shutdown (true, too): Hire guards to close a privately funded, staffed and operated memorial simply because it is on government land. So to shut down the government we spend more money? It is all political. No cuts to foreign aid. No cuts to pork barrel spending.

Still no cut to foreign aid or supplying arms to other countries.

Restaurants in parks shut down even though they turn a profit.

Still no cut to foreign aid or supplying arms to other countries.

More parks closed - ones which charge a $5-$15 vehicle entry fee, closed and staffed with more guards even though the entrance fees paid the staff expenses. Now, no income and more staffing expenses for guards.

Still no cut to foreign aid or supplying arms to other countries.

DC memorials which before had a guard or two for security now have MORE to keep people out.

Still no cut to foreign aid or supplying arms to other countries.

Over 90% cuts to NASA. Who do you think takes care of all the GPS, spy and weather satellites?

Its all political just to piss us off.

Time for massive recalls of our elected idiots.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: slipperymongoose on October 04, 2013, 01:35:17 PM
Hey Johnny I have an GENUINE ugg boot warehouse round the corner from me you want a pair ill hook you up my seppo friend  :thumb:

Now onto today's rant:

A big f%$k you get f%&ked and f%$king die hope your balls shrivel up and fall off to Microsoft and acer and PC in general I'm sick of using your machines they suck so much in sure they could suck start a leaf blower.

On a lesser note another f%$k you to the Queensland government for having traffic blitzes over south east Queensland ruining my 4 day weekend f%$k you as well.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Zookmang on October 04, 2013, 09:16:14 PM
On that topic, I just tried windows 8 a week ago on my brother's computer. it's so incredibly f***ed i'm seriously considering buying a mac. Always been a PC user and always thought i'd stay that way but goddamn is windows 8 infuriating. Can't do anything without applying updates everytime you use the bloody thing and it couldn't be more counter intuitive. For shame.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 04, 2013, 09:22:54 PM
regarding windows 8, ill wait until the 7 update comes. to make it 7 like. my main gripe, is in 7 ( any one)  I shut down our shops computers, with 3 keystrokes. taking 2 seconds at most to shut down. ( windows key, right arrow, enter = done. once update for 8 is out, ill upgrade when I can afford a decent pc. until then ill use 7 or build a mac. ( both on same machine aka dual boot. )
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: adidasguy on October 07, 2013, 10:11:14 AM
Quote from: Zookmang on October 04, 2013, 09:16:14 PM
On that topic, I just tried windows 8 a week ago on my brother's computer. it's so incredibly f***ed i'm seriously considering buying a mac. Always been a PC user and always thought i'd stay that way but goddamn is windows 8 infuriating. Can't do anything without applying updates everytime you use the bloody thing and it couldn't be more counter intuitive. For shame.
There is an add-on I think called "Start8" which puts back the start menu and makes it work again like a computer and not a phone.
I have it on computers at work.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Kiwingenuity on October 07, 2013, 11:56:30 AM
 :laugh:

Ah yes - Windows 8.. I have suffered at the hands of the "Desktop build".  Metro is ok on a tablet or touch enabled device but I am glad M$ finally figured out that the rest of us don't want a touch UI on a non touch enabled device.

StarDock must have made a small fortune giving everyone back the start button - but its a pretty dodge fix.  I have rolled back to Windows 7 and life is much better.

Am strongly looking into the latest Linux builds (or at least dual boot) now that Steam is offering a dedicated OS for games - I have more than one PC, so I guess one machine can join the Linux flock to see how it fares compared to Windows.

My rant for the day.. I have to cordinate the move of the lemmings here at work.. like herding cats.. crazy how you have to hold the hands of fully grown adults who get all whiny about emptying their sets of drawers and desks so professional movers can move it.. next time I may not even organise movers  :icon_mrgreen:

Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: adidasguy on October 07, 2013, 02:54:59 PM
Not StartDock.

This one we use is FREE!

Publisher's Description
From IObit:

Start Menu 8 is specially designed for Window 8. It offers a perfect solution for users who work with Windows Start Menu all the time and are not accustomed to the new Metro start screen in Windows 8. This smart tool brings back both the start button and Windows Start Menu, and offers the option to skip Metro start page, allowing users who only work on desktop to boot to Windows 8 desktop directly. It's the best start menu replacement for Windows8.

Read more: Start Menu 8 - Free download and software reviews - CNET Download.com http://download.cnet.com/Start-Menu-8/3000-2072_4-75852660.html#ixzz2h4kwslKO


LIST OF ALL AVAILABLE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Start_Menu_replacements_for_Windows_8

Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 07, 2013, 04:01:41 PM
Quote from: adidasguy on October 07, 2013, 10:11:14 AM
Quote from: Zookmang on October 04, 2013, 09:16:14 PM
On that topic, I just tried windows 8 a week ago on my brother's computer. it's so incredibly f***ed i'm seriously considering buying a mac. Always been a PC user and always thought i'd stay that way but goddamn is windows 8 infuriating. Can't do anything without applying updates everytime you use the bloody thing and it couldn't be more counter intuitive. For shame.
There is an add-on I think called "Start8" which puts back the start menu and makes it work again like a computer and not a phone.
I have it on computers at work.
THANK you my friend. I get about 15 of these damned thigns coming in to sell soon this will come in handy.
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: frylockjim on October 16, 2013, 02:12:54 PM
Heres my rant of the day:
I work at a family owned Greek restaurant
just want to give a big f*** you to my boss, seriously the micromanaging needs to stop. I have worked for you for 3 friggin years on the same low paying bs minimum wage with no tips, and i am pretty sure i know what im supposed to f***ing do. There is a reason why ex employees would drink on the job, and now i started doing this as well at least once a week. Its the only way to put up with your repetitive nagging and cheap a$$ greasy business ethics. You call yourself a manager? You sir cant even manage your way out of a cardboard box. I cant wait for the day i finish up my college classes and get a better job so i can tell you to go f*** yourself once and for all.
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man that was relieving!!!  :cheers: :flipoff:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: codajastal on October 16, 2013, 04:56:21 PM
Quote from: adidasguy on October 07, 2013, 02:54:59 PM
Not StartDock.

This one we use is FREE!

Publisher's Description
From IObit:

Start Menu 8 is specially designed for Window 8. It offers a perfect solution for users who work with Windows Start Menu all the time and are not accustomed to the new Metro start screen in Windows 8. This smart tool brings back both the start button and Windows Start Menu, and offers the option to skip Metro start page, allowing users who only work on desktop to boot to Windows 8 desktop directly. It's the best start menu replacement for Windows8.

Read more: Start Menu 8 - Free download and software reviews - CNET Download.com http://download.cnet.com/Start-Menu-8/3000-2072_4-75852660.html#ixzz2h4kwslKO


LIST OF ALL AVAILABLE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Start_Menu_replacements_for_Windows_8
Thats what I use on my POS Windows 8 Laptop. :thumb:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on October 16, 2013, 09:25:29 PM
the amount of calls i get on the main business line... people sending faxes... mouthbreathers!!

you would think with all possible contact listings the fax number would be what they look for.. but no!!!!

it must be terrible bloody hard to move their eyes .. and brain .. 4 cms to the right and pickup that number in their vision!!!

:technical: :technical: :technical: :technical: :technical: :mad:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: adidasguy on October 16, 2013, 11:50:14 PM
Who designs plaid? Do you have to go to school for that? Is there a special fabric design course for plaid? If you design a plaid and it is used for boxers, would that make you feel good or embarrassed?
Plaid - where does it come from?
(And I don't mean Scottish plaid so don't even mention it or I will rand again!  :flipoff: )
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Kiwingenuity on October 16, 2013, 11:56:53 PM
Who the F#$! decides to bury reverse torx head bolts to hold an igntion on.. one that you can only get to after stripping a heap off the bike.. which can be more quickly hotwired..

Seriously - is the head an E4 reverse torx? or is it something imperial? I have tried a hex drive in 4.0mm and 4.5mm and it is somewhere very close to 4.25 (think it has the reverse torx shoulder) - am going to have to invest in a better set tomorrow (or drill the old ones out in a fit of rage)..  :mad:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on October 26, 2013, 09:36:30 PM
Nice little midday trip out with the family.... Just about home... Window down... Enjoying the breeze ... WTF!!! Burning sensation on back of jaw below right ear.... OH f%$k !! ... Bee sting!  :mad:

Ached all the way down to my right elbow and ribcage... Mother f%$k !!  :technical: :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Janx101 on October 26, 2013, 09:40:01 PM
Quote from: adidasguy on October 16, 2013, 11:50:14 PM
Who designs plaid? Do you have to go to school for that? Is there a special fabric design course for plaid? If you design a plaid and it is used for boxers, would that make you feel good or embarrassed?
Plaid - where does it come from?
(And I don't mean Scottish plaid so don't even mention it or I will rand again!  :flipoff: )

Scots have tarrrrrrrrrrtan laddie! ...  :flipoff:

But I think the designers are the people that the the paisley designer people should breed with.... Imagine the funky designs THAT child is gonna create!!  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: Badot on October 26, 2013, 10:08:12 PM
So I'm the guy that's supposed to stop people from stealing stuff from the store I work at.

I'm not allowed to touch people. I'm not allowed to threaten people.

I can bar people from the store, but need to verify ID that time and also when/if they come back to get them on trespassing. They have to give me their information/ID.

I can issue a civil demand for restitution, but first they need to give me their ID so I can get their name and address, and have them sign a statement admitting to stealing the items.

I can have the cops come and get them, but the cops have a response time of 10m-45m, usually later in that window, and sometimes they don't show up at all.

I'm glad there are people too stupid to follow the 'Don't say anything' rule, or I'd be out of a job  :dunno_black:

But it still really pisses me off that I can't really do anything about the rest of them. I work in a drug store in WV and the meth heads are ****ing terrible.


The only thing I can really do is once they touch me in a manner of "aggression" or whatever, I'm allowed to issue physical restraint. *wink*
Title: Re: Rant of the day lol
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 26, 2013, 10:12:33 PM
Quote from: Badot on October 26, 2013, 10:08:12 PM
So I'm the guy that's supposed to stop people from stealing stuff from the store I work at.

I'm not allowed to touch people. I'm not allowed to threaten people.

I can bar people from the store, but need to verify ID that time and also when/if they come back to get them on trespassing. They have to give me their information/ID. sounds like the laws governing security guards. who are nothing more than paid witnesses. most of time you cannot detain them,  or risk being sued for unlawful imprisonment. so why have the job lol. yup meth heads or tweakers, you see them coming from a mile off. then the dog breath is gnarly. most places now tho drug stores especially the ingredients are kept behind the counter. the tweakers OTOH are ingenious bastiges Eh?, I deal with them daily. but were armed so conflict is minimal. I also handle loss prevention . its a biatch Eh?

I can issue a civil demand for restitution, but first they need to give me their ID so I can get their name and address, and have them sign a statement admitting to stealing the items.

I can have the cops come and get them, but the cops have a response time of 10m-45m, usually later in that window, and sometimes they don't show up at all.

I'm glad there are people too stupid to follow the 'Don't say anything' rule, or I'd be out of a job  :dunno_black:

But it still really pisses me off that I can't really do anything about the rest of them. I work in a drug store in WV and the meth heads are ****ing terrible.


The only thing I can really do is once they touch me in a manner of "aggression" or whatever, I'm allowed to issue physical restraint. *wink*