Australia or England? What say you? I say England, because of all the bogan banana benders we have here on the site.
Seriously what makes each country awesome?
I say ...England: Fish and chips -nobody does it better
Too fukking cold and wet in England.
I say Australia just for the weather and the all year round riding. :flipoff:
England too crowded and shaZam! weather.
england?.... why on earth would anyone like england?! .. thats where all the convicts came from!! .... full of criminal breeding dens that place is!! ;) ;) ;) :thumb:
Australia wins. Beer is cold, ladies are hot, beaches are topless.. the reasons are endless. And we also make some damn fine fish n chips!
Australia hands down.... We don't talk funny :cheers: ( although I do but I'm European lol) on another note , I love escape to the country
Australia John geez best roads and best women and best beer and best spirits
What a stupid question! Seriously? C'mon there's too many things to love about Australia! :cheers:
New Zealand is supposedly bikers paradise.
Australia is close.
I considered moving to one of those 2 in the late 90's ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Meh id take the isle of man . who cares about the rainy weather in england, or the damned hot in australia :kiss3:, one word wins for me motorcycles
Only John would start this thread... Buddha is a close second, but the subject matter would probably be more divergent...
- Bboy
All I think of is drunken aboriginals.
Quote from: john on September 04, 2013, 10:08:03 AM
All I think of is drunken aboriginals.
I think of fast bowlers ...
England has lots of drunks too ... in fact its common for people to have a couple beers @ lunch ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Not much difference.
Australia is a colony set up to house the prisoners and convicts of England.
So Australia is full of convicted people.
England is full of the ones that haven't been caught yet.
Seems both are full of crooks.
Lololol funny.....Oz best...ugg
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Wasn't me... can't prove anything... didn't see nuthin'...
Well - I would have to say a definate lack of cold weather makes Aussieland the next best thing to here in NZ compared to England.. although to be fair the wind was at 70kph gusting to over 120kph last night, and its 2 degrees outside... I would gladly be sitting on the Gold coast at the moment with a beer in my hand. :thumb:
Hey! ... We did our time!! ... And There's plenty of drunken Caucasian folk too!! The aboriginals don't have that sewn up!!
Though ... I wouldn't mind being one of those jetset types ... Couple weeks in NZ riding the landscape and chillin .. Month in Isle of Man visiting with Yama at his watch shop/cafe/pub/goped workshop emporium!! ... Couple weeks over in Scotland trout fishing ... Fly back via Dubai to watch those sand drag 4wd lads go up that big dune ... :thumb:
Hell .. Even over to the US to ride the dragon and such .. Drop in at the bike cave .. Drop in at .... Ummm ... Wherever John lives ... To light a 'special' paper bag at his door then knock and run ;) :D .. See a NASCAR race live .. For the sound .. Few other things I've gone blank on... :icon_rolleyes:
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Comeon you have to crash your bike on the snake and be on rnickeymouse
well.. rnickeymouse does sound tempting... but after the other night... i might do something completely new and different.. and post up a mulholland vid that doesnt involve a crash!! ... it could be the new black!! :D
Win the lotto like I told you fly there take me with you. Ill Have a gs and you can get the Yamaha triple and well drag knee on the snake and get on the mollhoand riders videos he does
sheeeeit! ... a plan!! ... but... theres a drawback....
just how wide angle do you think his lens is?!?!?.... the Yammie is gonna be like around that corner and gone up the straight before your poor old beemer gets into shot on the low road approach?! ... unless he has some serious 'star trek tech' panoramic lens its just not gonna work!! :flipoff: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Nah well buy a gs from addy unless you wanna ship my mighty steed over the lake
ahh .. you meant a proper GS500 ... not one of those poncey BMW GS123? tech tractors.... thats fair enough then... :thumb:
Hey if you bought me the new water cooled gs1200 adventure I wouldn't say no
well... if i was that obscenely rich .. i could i suppose.... for mulholland and the dragon ... but could you leave it behind when coming back to Aussie? ... contract specifies it must be given to the squidliest person we could find over there!! :D
All these roads and we have none up here in the north ( well just one but it's a one way trip up and back ) :(
England is shaZam!! (or i could just be saying that because im scottish :P)
Come to scotland ^^
yep!.. scotland... home of booze, salmon, bagpipes .. and fighting!! :thumb:
my nan was a McIver ... not a big name mob... but scots all the same!!
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Wasn't the world based on Scotland ??? Lol aka Ewan mcgregor
janx, gs500fmrex, you're both missing the point.. Australia is the best. :icon_mrgreen:
Yes of course... I said so previously ... But Scotland is still Mungo Better than England !!
I'd love to see Ireland, and there's a few places in the UK I'd like to see before I kick it. Been to america 4 times but never to Europe..
Hard a thing other week... Potatoes originally came from South America ... Which I used to know but had forgotten ...
But it begs the question ... What did the Irish love before potatoes?
Hahahaha zoo - I totally agree but damn Europe has some awesome cars and roads - I was born near the alps and nothing beats it ;) now I'm right near the tropical beaches of north qld. Aussie Aussie Aussie ............
Janx , that is a good question - mash with out potato?
Ahh the Irish always had booze so that's my best guess!
OI OI OI !! :thumb:
Quote from: Janx101 on September 09, 2013, 02:57:45 AM
OI OI OI !! :thumb:
Ey well done ;) thanks mate footy is almost over cricket is starting ...... Oooops did I start the ashes debate??????
Oh no you didn't just mention that!!! .. :icon_lol:
Quote from: Janx101 on September 09, 2013, 03:04:05 AM
Oh no you didn't just mention that!!! .. :icon_lol:
They had a lucky win last month
irish had parsnips before potatoes :P
Roads, views and biker culture is great here in scotland, If you can handle the occasional rainy day, makes the sunny days just bliss :P
The Australian Mist Cat
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Pretty kitty! Don't think I've ever seen one though. :confused:
my sisters mum in law had one of those mist cats .. but it had a face like grumpy cat and was a sour tempered cuss!! ... the person and the cat actually! :icon_rolleyes:
Hahaha lets hope she is not on this forum :o
Nah bro ... She's in the ground eh! ... Snorkelling drunk at a resort and passed out ... It's sad .. But she wasn't a very nice person
Woooooow I'm sorry to hear, god bless. I'm watching 25 women fighting over 1 man at the moment ..... The Aussie way lol
what fun it would be to be that one guy Eh?
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lol "flamin"
Wow I must have a lot of people up here not being Aussie then --- they hate kangaroos ( for some may say good reason) to me, I see 10 dead roos every morning killed on the side of the road and I hate seeing that. Anyway I'm not aussie cause i don't drive a Holden lol go the cowboys (finals)
I'm aussie as and I don't drive a holden.. I drive a ford! :D
Quote from: Zookmang on September 13, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
I'm aussie as and I don't drive a holden.. I drive a ford! :D
Wont hold that against you.
You poor bastard :cookoo:
I drive the Missus crazy :D :cookoo: :thumb:
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Haha! That phrase could work for holdens too, seeing as holden's badge is a circle and ford's is an oval. But nah I like both holdens and fords, owned both, prefer the ford. Shame it's all coming to an end in 2016.
Quote from: Zookmang on September 14, 2013, 12:15:35 AM
Haha! That phrase could work for holdens too, seeing as holden's badge is a circle and ford's is an oval. But nah I like both holdens and fords, owned both, prefer the ford. Shame it's all coming to an end in 2016.
Yea I have had both too but prefer the holden engine. Shame its not in the Ford Body then all would be good in the world :thumb:
Love holden's styling, love fords barra six cylinder. The holden is much easier to work on though, oil changes on the ford are a nightmare as the filter is jammed up the side of the engine whereas changing the oil in my old holden was a breeze. Swore I'd never buy another ford after doing an oil change on my old one, but look what I've gone and done! :icon_lol:
Quote from: Zookmang on September 14, 2013, 12:15:35 AM
Haha! That phrase could work for holdens too, seeing as holden's badge is a circle and ford's is an oval. But nah I like both holdens and fords, owned both, prefer the ford. Shame it's all coming to an end in 2016.
Eh?
Ford is stopping local Australian production of the ford falcon yam. :)
Ehhh imho not been a true falcon since the 60's lol. not seen but one aussie falcon. guy imported it a few years back. and promptly wrecked it. seen it in junkyard. it was parked alongside a morris minor. both of which htey wont sell, and are allowing to rot away :technical: :technical: :technical:
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Quote from: Banzai on September 15, 2013, 04:45:13 AM
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Bit slow dude I already posted that on the first pageFAIL :icon_twisted:
:whisper: Must be aussie :cookoo: lmao
I think that sticker is so big that it actually defies Australian safety law. How bogan. :)
speaking of bogans ... the bloke who put that sticker up on his ute... is no way a bogan!! ... no spelink dramas eh! .. no crap gramma! .. nice neat rhyming phrases ...
he's a wannabe bogan!! ... :icon_lol:
So his a wanker
Lmfao hahahaha brilliant!!! Aussie Aussie Aussie ......... You's two crack me up
OI OI OI !!!
Flamin ( slang) in other locations can usually call into questions ones orientation lol.
Can here too!
But I believe when used in the company of those that may represent the said term that the g be included .. Ie ... Oh dahhling, you look such a flaming homo queen in that outfit ....
... So I'm told
LOL watch out. john hands out titles lol
What? Huh? .... Ohh! :D ... That's quite good actually :thumb: .... :cheers:
Quote from: Janx101 on September 18, 2013, 02:28:22 PM
What? Huh? .... Ohh! :D ... That's quite good actually :thumb: .... :cheers:
Indeed. its not bad actually
See bit of a moot point it's hard to insult an Aussie or a pommy bastard
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guys in the hoodies are gon' git it!