http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2490996/Horse-riding-instructor-Jenine-Jones-led-double-life-brothel-madam.html
The bike shop I mean.
Hey I'm, married ... and very very happily so ... but ... Hypothetically ... I'll do her.
Eastern european hookers, typically dont float my boat ... but she is hottttt ... oh yea put her on a horse with those tights and britches, and give her a riding crop and let her let loose in an english accent ... It'll work.
Cool.
Buddha.
For Gawd's sake don't create a thread like this. You'll have Codsyboy creaming those tight little kevlar jeans of his - we know what he's like when it comes to anything to do with XES and, shhh, naughty things. The story up in Brissie is that when Cods bought his GoPro he was under the impression that it was actually a discount weekend package with a luscious Ozzie lady of the night. Apparently, he was most disappointed when he opened the box. Ce la vie, as they say in Frogland.
Whats the matter? Noworries, still hadnt figured out how to fap yet?
Surely not good for the business of the bike shop, or is it?
Hey, Yammi, you're the solo fun expert. Have a sit on your goped, grab a Playboy from yer shop, fantasise about yer Mum, have a little personal time with yer little tool, shoot a vid and post it all up on the GS forum for the world to see. Nobody asked ya to butt into the Ozzie rumbles. What a Richard.
Take a ride down the bike shop to take a ride! Sweet!
Quote from: noworries on November 09, 2013, 08:54:49 PM
Hey, Yammi, you're the solo fun expert. Have a sit on your goped, grab a Playboy from yer shop, fantasise about yer Mum, have a little personal time with yer little tool, shoot a vid and post it all up on the GS forum for the world to see. Nobody asked ya to butt into the Ozzie rumbles. What a Richard.
Excuse me inconsiderate jackass, my mother has been dead for nearly 4 years now. :mad:
and nobody said I couldn't participate in a PUBLIC discussion. if intended for only one person or 3. that can be done via a PM. next time you want to insult someones mother. its not nice if that person had passed on after battling cancer for nearly 5 years. okay?
Hey, Yammi, if ya can't play with the big boys, then just stay out of the playpen, OK? Nobody asked ya to stick yer little bib in, just like nobody asked Cods to stick his nose in. So, if ya don't like the way the conversation goes, why don't ya just shove off and get involved in a goped, or a pawnbrokers', or a solitary loners' forum (hey, I luv me grammar there) or something. Reckon it'd be real good for ya soul.
PS Wingmen always come second.
PSS Ya ever gonna get a GS500?...sorta what this forum used to be about.
I initially thought the dialectics between you lot were just part of some in-house joke, but now I'm not so sure... :confused:
Sure noworries i can run and play with the big boys but when someones dead mother that aint cool. The rest fine game on i can joust like the best
I gave up on the mum jokes back in school, I figured when you lose yours someday you'll never find another mum joke funny.
Quote from: GS500F2004 on November 11, 2013, 05:46:11 AM
I gave up on the mum jokes back in school, I figured when you lose yours someday you'll never find another mum joke funny.
I never properly grieved. had been nearly suicidal at times. which is why I gave up my guns for the longest time. took them to a friends home and asked him to put in safe. got rid of most of them save a couple. but yes. once you lose yours. or a friend loses theirs. and you looked at his mother like your own, it hurts.