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Title: So the challenge is on, eh?
Post by: pizzleboy on January 30, 2004, 09:15:49 AM

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband, You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.

Title: So the challenge is on, eh?
Post by: pizzleboy on January 30, 2004, 09:20:08 AM

I hate using up many itmes in one day, but 96GS layed it on the line.

6 rejected Hallmark cards:

1. So your Daughters a hooker and it spoiled your day... look on the bright side, she's a really good lay.

2. My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry.

3. You had your Bladder removed and you're on the mends... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of depends.

4. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I felt real snippy.

5. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.

6. You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry

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Post by: natedawg120 on August 25, 2005, 05:16:45 PM

back from the depths of bordom.... :lol: :lol:

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Post by: pantablo on August 25, 2005, 11:59:39 PM

searching deep and wide, arent you nate... :oops:

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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on August 26, 2005, 01:54:25 AM

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. minor thread hijack, btw pizzle, that cold stuff is not that far away now :nana:

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Post by: JMyrick on August 26, 2005, 04:52:56 AM

Thanks for the funny in the morning

Joe

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Post by: pizzleboy on August 26, 2005, 02:38:25 PM

wow, that's old.

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Post by: davipu on August 26, 2005, 02:44:59 PM

I see a custom title in your future. "loves the snow"

Title: So the challenge is on, eh?
Post by: natedawg120 on August 27, 2005, 05:46:35 PM

Quote from: pantablosearching deep and wide, arent you nate... :oops:

Yup working all day leaves a lot of time to find things :lol: :lol:

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