All you have to do is walk into your local Suzuki dealership dressed in lime green and fuscia and jump up and down clucking like a chicken. They are promising to give you a free motorcycle after being released from the mental instutition. :? :)
Happy 4-1-04 everybody.
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:guns:*April Fool*
Obvioulsy the bike shop owner here didn't get the notification from Suzuki Motors. Hell, he didn't even have a 500 in stock. Although I suspect he was lying to me and saving the bike for a more favored customer.
After completing the necessary ritual all the tight-wad SOB did was ask me to leave and pretended he didn't understand. At first I played along, you know, sort of wink..wink. However, after about 5 minutes he was pissing me off.
"Look buddy", I said, "I performed ,cluck, cluck, and now, cluck, cluck, you gotta cough-up the bike."
Then he started copping an attitude, you know, like I was asking for a DL1000 or something. Well after another minute or so things got ugly (he threw me in the street after I urinated on the showroom floor). I think there is a restraining order in my future.
That's the last time I buy oil or cotter pins from that bast*rd.
Quote from: Von VesterThat's the last time I buy oil or cotter pins from that bast*rd.
Thats right VV, don't take that sh*t. :P
Quote from: WrencherAll you have to do is walk into your local Suzuki dealership dressed in lime green and fuscia and jump up and down clucking like a chicken. They are promising to give you a free motorcycle after being released from the mental instutition. :? :)
Happy 4-1-04 everybody.
It's true! I got into my outfit, did the chicken dance, and they told me there was a GS500 waiting out in Phoenix for me :mrgreen: Somebody going by the name of Wrencher is supposed to sign it over...