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Title: Buell, an orgasmic expierience
Post by: notoriouskeef on May 20, 2004, 08:02:20 PM
I don't know a lot about this bike, but when I was taking my MSF course at the Harley Dealership I went upstairs to check out the bikes and my eyes wandered to the small section in the back of the store.  Instantly I saw great curves, good looks, beautiful skin, I was in love.  I slowly walked up to her, just in aww.  I believe the salesman saw my expression and quickly moved toward me.  I told him I had never seen a more beautiful girl, and I haven't.  She was calling my name and I followed.  The salesman quickly asked if I would like to sit on her, at first I thought, I can't, shes to beautiful and me??? I'm........well ok.  As I grabbed the handlebar I felt orgasmic sparks shoot throughout my body.  She had the perfect fit, perfect feel, and the perfect ass.  I glanced down into her eyes, and saw she redlined at 6.5, I heard her say to me don't let it fool you, I bite.

(http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/cf/de/10_1_b.JPG)

If it wasn't for the head on my shoulders I might have drove away with her today, she is to much of a woman for me now.  And I would prolly kill myself in a week.  She is by far, the most beautiful bike I have ever seen.  Next summer, don't forget me....
Title: Buell, an orgasmic expierience
Post by: 96gs on May 20, 2004, 08:11:02 PM
Hey, next thing you know your going to ride her and when you get off your going to say, "Oh s**t, I just creamed my pants." Just kidding man. That is and awsome looking bike though.
Title: Buell, an orgasmic expierience
Post by: perfdrug on May 20, 2004, 08:14:20 PM
did you ride the blasts for your MSF? i did, and they handled so well. i scraped the pegs a few times during the cornering exercises.
really fun little bikes.
Title: Buell, an orgasmic expierience
Post by: luke1645 on May 20, 2004, 08:51:00 PM
i feel about the same about the buell's. i got to ride a xb9s the other week and all i can say is  :o  that thing had some wicked torque man, and that was only the 900. but sadly i am poor and only get to test ride one. i often thought about creaming my drawers. ok no jk but you know what i am gettin at.
Title: Buell, an orgasmic expierience
Post by: Gisser on May 20, 2004, 09:55:10 PM
Don't be fooled by that  perfect ass; Buell is a guy.
Title: Re: Buell, an orgasmic expierience
Post by: gsJack on May 20, 2004, 10:37:24 PM
Quote from: notoriouskeefI don't know a lot about this bike, but when I was taking my MSF course at the Harley Dealership I went upstairs to check out the bikes and my eyes wandered to the small section in the back of the store.  Instantly I saw great curves, good looks, beautiful skin, I was in love.  I slowly walked up to her, just in aww.  I believe the salesman saw my expression and quickly moved toward me.  I told him I had never seen a more beautiful girl, and I haven't.  She was calling my name and I followed.  The salesman quickly asked if I would like to sit on her, at first I thought, I can't, shes to beautiful and me??? I'm........well ok.  As I grabbed the handlebar I felt orgasmic sparks shoot throughout my body.  She had the perfect fit, perfect feel, and the perfect ass.  I glanced down into her eyes, and saw she redlined at 6.5, I heard her say to me don't let it fool you, I bite.

If it wasn't for the head on my shoulders I might have drove away with her today, she is to much of a woman for me now.  And I would prolly kill myself in a week.  She is by far, the most beautiful bike I have ever seen.  Next summer, don't forget me....

Got a demo ride on the a Buell Cyclone at the Honda Hoot about three years ago and it was a real blast (pun intended).  A little bigger than todays Buells with a hopped-up 1200 Sporty engine.  Lots of vibes below 2k and above 3k rpm, but boy would it pull between 2&3k.  Of course I did ride down there on my 97 GS.   :lol:
Title: Buell, an orgasmic expierience
Post by: ltsiopou on May 20, 2004, 10:43:25 PM
I have exactlly the same feelings for this girl.. For now, the only thing I can do is to try to mount her beautiful fairing to my '99 black GS...  ;)
I am in the progress of making the brackets.
Title: Buell, an orgasmic expierience
Post by: 500rider on May 21, 2004, 05:15:39 AM
Yep.. I rode a Buell M2 a couple of years ago.  Gobs of torque ... jam it into second, whack the throttle and your head almost flies off.  

Getting on the GS after seemed like getting on a bicycle. (Still love my GS though).

Rob