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Title: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Toledo Jim on March 17, 2013, 07:38:19 AM
Well, Last Post Wins is locked, and LPW 2 is locked.  :technical:

Lets try Last Post Wins - V3.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 17, 2013, 08:36:12 AM
Here we go again on my own, going down the only road I've ever known.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on March 17, 2013, 11:54:05 AM
I reckon that means you won Slips... John's post don't count  :flipoff:

My last car was a 1984 Mazda 323 Deluxe wagon... I seem to recall it had well over 340,000km's on the clock when it got traded on my house mate's Daewoo ute thing (I never drove the Mazda any more) and it still went like a champ... air con... 1488cc motor... 5 speed... that thing was great! Hardly used a scrap of oil too, was just a little tired is all.

Now just for you Yankee fellas... here's what it was like yesterday:

The view from the Pitstop Cafe at Mt Mee:

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/Ride%20Photos/20130316%20-%20Power%20Circle/IMG_20130316_082826_0.jpg)

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/Ride%20Photos/20130316%20-%20Power%20Circle/IMG_20130316_082844_0.jpg)

And 5 troupers parked ready for action:

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/Ride%20Photos/20130316%20-%20Power%20Circle/IMG_20130316_092243_0.jpg)

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/Ride%20Photos/20130316%20-%20Power%20Circle/IMG_20130316_092329_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 17, 2013, 04:59:35 PM
Looks like a good ride Pete!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on March 17, 2013, 07:28:53 PM
You got it Jester! First good weather ride since fettling with the needles, springs, and going back to the biggest mains I've got too. One particular stretch of windy good fun was sooooooooo much better than ever before! It was by far the most fun I've had on the 450 yet  :thumb:

I still need bigger mains though...  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 17, 2013, 08:10:31 PM
Tapatalk works again. My life is complete.

Need a new battery since I've limped along for 6 months with this one.  Thinking of an AGM version this time. Yuasa water level driving me batty.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 17, 2013, 08:45:10 PM
How bout a motobatt?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: wayne242 on March 17, 2013, 08:56:04 PM
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4557704277199145&pid=15.1)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 17, 2013, 09:12:55 PM
It's on my eBay watch list slips. Heard good things about them. 4 terminals.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 17, 2013, 09:31:15 PM
Great. Another cat thread.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: wayne242 on March 17, 2013, 11:09:29 PM
Great. Another cat thread.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 17, 2013, 11:30:59 PM
Finally an animal you can sink your teeth into
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 18, 2013, 12:23:17 AM
Funny.

Watching family guy. Season 1. Entertaining.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 18, 2013, 01:25:24 AM
Funny. at first i couldnt stand family guy. But its grown on me. btw jester. do you call the exterra "lemon" because of its color? or?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: wayne242 on March 18, 2013, 01:31:02 AM
(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4996237558547998&pid=15.1)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 18, 2013, 01:50:21 AM
Internet f%$king win
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on March 18, 2013, 08:12:29 AM
A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
She said, "I think it must have been the second coming."
The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, "What makes you think this has anything to do with the Second Coming?"
She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one!!"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on March 18, 2013, 08:14:27 AM
A chicken farmer went to a local bar ... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence" says the man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man .....
"I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different chicken," he replied.....

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"

 
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 18, 2013, 09:32:48 AM
Dentist walks in the morning and greets his receptionist hi gene
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on March 18, 2013, 11:56:05 AM
Looks like I'm probably up for a new battery too... hasn't wanted to crank real well lately, particularly when hot which is a PITA if I stall at the lights. Have to wait 10 seconds or so before she'll crank.

I suspected starter motor but it's now starting to do it when cold as well and my charging indicator is flashing with undervoltage when it happens so I'm really thinking battery...

Got it on trickle charge overnight so I reckon if she fires up nice and easy in the morning straight after disconnecting the trickle charger it will tell me it's the battery.

Motobatt's ain't cheap though! Gonna be near $120 from what I can see... I can get a good old acid one for less than $60...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Toledo Jim on March 18, 2013, 02:58:20 PM
 :woohoo: Thank you John!  :woohoo:

Made it to the Farm real quick. :cheers:

Fun times are back.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: cbrfxr67 on March 18, 2013, 04:57:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZJLS6BW.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 18, 2013, 05:11:41 PM
Funny. at first i couldnt stand family guy. But its grown on me. btw jester. do you call the exterra "lemon" because of its color? or?

Both the color (it's yellow) and the fact that it's had the following problems in it's lifetime:

** Gas gauge failure.  Like our GS, had to rely on the trip odometer.  Unfortunately, no reserve.  Later a warranty extension fixed this.  Ran out of fuel 3x.
** Transmission coolant ran through bottom of radiator.  All good until internal cracks cause a $5000 paperweight in a 4x4 transmission.  Replaced radiator and bypassed transmission line through said radiator.
** Countless sensors dying causing a BLINDING SES light.
** Endless heat shield rattles.
** Substandard timing chain guide plastic causes annoying engine "whine".  An $8 replacement part, and 8 hours of labor.  Ended up living with issue.
** Spark plugs under intake plenum.  a 30 minute job takes 2.5 hours and 3 socket extensions and a universal joint swivel.  Replaced with Iridium.  Do not want to do that again.
** Airbag sensor corrosion caused system to fail.  A recall fixed this later on.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 18, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
Aghhhhhhhhhh the feeling of normality
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 18, 2013, 11:11:17 PM
Buy a good battery.

Not so good batteries have drama.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 18, 2013, 11:57:18 PM
Amen maintenance free to that
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on March 19, 2013, 12:12:42 AM
** Gas gauge failure.  Like our GS, had to rely on the trip odometer.  Unfortunately, no reserve.  Later a warranty extension fixed this.  Ran out of fuel 3x.
** Transmission coolant ran through bottom of radiator.  All good until internal cracks cause a $5000 paperweight in a 4x4 transmission.  Replaced radiator and bypassed transmission line through said radiator.
** Countless sensors dying causing a BLINDING SES light.
** Endless heat shield rattles.
** Substandard timing chain guide plastic causes annoying engine "whine".  An $8 replacement part, and 8 hours of labor.  Ended up living with issue.
** Spark plugs under intake plenum.  a 30 minute job takes 2.5 hours and 3 socket extensions and a universal joint swivel.  Replaced with Iridium.  Do not want to do that again.
** Airbag sensor corrosion caused system to fail.  A recall fixed this later on.

My Son... a Nissan lover, and a mechanic by trade.
I have seen him toil endlessly under the hood of his vehicles while I cruise by in my completely trouble-free, ten year old Jeep TJ.

Just sayin' jester... I feel your pain brother. (http://www.stromtrooper.com/images/moresmilies/bom_thinking2.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 19, 2013, 12:35:57 AM
Funny. at first i couldnt stand family guy. But its grown on me. btw jester. do you call the exterra "lemon" because of its color? or?

Both the color (it's yellow) and the fact that it's had the following problems in it's lifetime:

** Gas gauge failure.  Like our GS, had to rely on the trip odometer.  Unfortunately, no reserve.  Later a warranty extension fixed this.  Ran out of fuel 3x.
** Transmission coolant ran through bottom of radiator.  All good until internal cracks cause a $5000 paperweight in a 4x4 transmission.  Replaced radiator and bypassed transmission line through said radiator.
** Countless sensors dying causing a BLINDING SES light.
** Endless heat shield rattles.
** Substandard timing chain guide plastic causes annoying engine "whine".  An $8 replacement part, and 8 hours of labor.  Ended up living with issue.
** Spark plugs under intake plenum.  a 30 minute job takes 2.5 hours and 3 socket extensions and a universal joint swivel.  Replaced with Iridium.  Do not want to do that again.
** Airbag sensor corrosion caused system to fail.  A recall fixed this later on.
my frontier was like this. wont buy a first generation anythign ever again. btw jester, im thinking yours is a v6, does it rattle when you first start it? ( oil filled lifters knock until they fill. usually a second or so then quiet
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on March 19, 2013, 01:17:32 AM
Jester...
Pour a jug of this stuff in the crankcase with your next oil change.


(http://img4.fastenal.com/productimages/0691668.jpg)

If that doesn't quiet things down in there, then carefully mix in exactly 6 scoops of this stuff...

 (http://www.drymix.co.nz/userfiles/image/Quick_Set/quickset.jpg)

You can trust me jester, I'm a certified Nissan Master Technician. (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/yes/ok-sign-smiley-emoticon.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 19, 2013, 01:54:16 AM
That maxima was my second Nissan, my first was an Australian built skyline.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 19, 2013, 03:16:47 AM
Nissan has gone to the CVT now. It's not the most reliable.

Like most married men, I inherit the pos Xterra while the wife gets the new car next year. The Mazda has 199,000 miles on her now (324,000 km). It chugs like an evinrude outboard.

This is why I drive a GS.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 19, 2013, 03:18:29 AM
Yama, it does rattle.

Lifters, heat shields, and hood latch.

Seat rattles too. Can't tell which is which LOL!


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Toledo Jim on March 19, 2013, 03:44:28 AM
So, where the he11 is Mister?  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 19, 2013, 04:19:14 AM
since john went batshit crazy and neutered lpw, mister went btl err batshit lost hell be around
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on March 19, 2013, 05:41:57 AM
So, where the he11 is Mister?  :dunno_black:
Hes around :thumb: Just busy.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 19, 2013, 05:51:00 AM
yeah fapping does take up ones time lol . how is he busy? he claims to not work hardly ever yet get paid for it. so he should have enough time to make john cancel this one too lol
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on March 19, 2013, 05:53:07 AM
Its not up to me to elaborate. I am sure when he logs in he will if he so chooses :cool:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 19, 2013, 06:04:47 AM
Its not up to me to elaborate. I am sure when he logs in he will if he so chooses :cool:
im quite sure of that :). jus seems kinda odd w/o his antics lol
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 19, 2013, 06:53:41 AM
He'll be round soon enough
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: wayne242 on March 19, 2013, 08:40:22 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 19, 2013, 10:35:21 AM
Depressing
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on March 19, 2013, 12:39:28 PM
Haven't replaced the battery yet... not really sold on another maintenance type battery but I don't want to shell out $120 and have to wait for it to get posted from Victoria either...

Trickle charged it overnight last night and it seemed a bit better when cranking today so I suspect it really is the batter that's the issue though...

Oh, and our new senior engineer started last week while I was on leave and he's a rider too  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 19, 2013, 08:29:07 PM
Sometimes ya just got to
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 20, 2013, 12:31:30 AM
Screen door in rear of house stuffed. Wind blew it against the deck railing.

Tempered glass shards everywhere. Needed a new door anyway.

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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 20, 2013, 02:59:02 AM
Least your cleanup will be easier.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 20, 2013, 06:29:56 AM
[color= green]Run this a few times for cleanup[/color] (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 20, 2013, 06:31:35 AM
dammit hell, up too long
lets try that again
Run this a few times for cleanup (http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 20, 2013, 08:16:07 AM
High speed bike chase down the coast today
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on March 20, 2013, 11:53:15 AM
And Mister's MIA... hmmmm...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 20, 2013, 06:36:20 PM
Yama, I don't click on links with a .nl extension.  Sounds naughty  :nono:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on March 20, 2013, 07:44:53 PM
Same with .ru...  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 20, 2013, 09:10:33 PM
Dirty deeds done for me
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on March 20, 2013, 11:24:30 PM
Keep this thread rolling, boys.
I'm don't think my heart could stand another lock-out.
 (http://www.emotasia.com/wp-content/uploads/teddy-bear-broken-heart-emotions.gif)
Still Traumatized by LPW-1000
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 20, 2013, 11:54:19 PM
It's a swinging like a freshly hung death row inmate
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 21, 2013, 01:10:03 AM
Guys, although we live in free respective countries...sadly LPW is run by the military junta.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 21, 2013, 01:13:43 AM
Mister is still gone. He'll return, or maybe I'll move to Australia incognito, get Slips to be my linguist, join ozbikea, and say SURPRISE!

Or I can just stay in Ohio and taunt EJ with my weight loss challenge. BTW, 2.75 percentage points ahead and #1. #2 gained weight for the first time.

Still winning and kicking ass in this game and LPW.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on March 21, 2013, 03:05:28 AM
Um... jseter,
About putting your fist through this door...
You been drinking on an empty stomach again?  :o   :icon_mrgreen:

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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 21, 2013, 03:08:45 AM
Ej is closer to being a ozbikea lol you yanks crack me up
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on March 21, 2013, 03:23:37 AM
join ozbikea, and say SURPRISE!
That will be your first mistake
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 21, 2013, 05:53:11 AM
Whole fuss over nothing
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 21, 2013, 06:58:35 AM
Whole fuss over nothing
would be an interestin name change Eh?
wholefuss overnuthing
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 21, 2013, 08:43:59 AM
Our pollies had a leadership tiff.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Toledo Jim on March 21, 2013, 09:20:00 AM
Hey John, no fair, it wasn't 3 full days yet, you locked those other threads almost an hour early, one of them 14 hours early.  :icon_eek:  :confused:  >:(  :technical:

Oh well, I guess we will just have to stay further ahead on them from now on.  :dunno_black:  :2guns:

At least we managed to keep the two most important threads here active.  :cheers:  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on March 21, 2013, 09:27:15 AM
Yeehaaa. Ver 3. Times flies when you've eating buns.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 21, 2013, 09:51:09 AM
Need more sticky date hot cross buns. And yeah what gives ya can't have no fun in this place
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on March 21, 2013, 12:06:55 PM
Who's buns are you eating?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 21, 2013, 01:35:12 PM
Um... jseter,
About putting your fist through this door...
You been drinking on an empty stomach again?  :o   :icon_mrgreen:
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/20/ja4ata4a.jpg)

Intimidating, isn't it EJ?  I'll let you ponder that one for a while.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on March 21, 2013, 06:45:20 PM
Yes indeed Pete. Like a boss. HA!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on March 21, 2013, 07:43:11 PM
Free pub lunch at work today to thank us for our efforts during a big project...  :thumb:  :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 21, 2013, 08:14:23 PM
Short day Friday. As good as fun bags out Tuesday
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Toledo Jim on March 22, 2013, 07:41:33 AM
bump, just because.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 22, 2013, 12:16:47 PM
Tom gleeson show had me in tears funny bloke and Danny Bhoy tommorow
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 22, 2013, 06:36:36 PM
Want this work day to be over.  Enough already.  Time for us peeps to leave.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 22, 2013, 07:37:39 PM
Grammar is important.

Capital letters are the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: cbrfxr67 on March 22, 2013, 07:45:55 PM
well said jester (applause)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 22, 2013, 08:48:00 PM
Should there be a comma after Uncle Jack? A small break to clearly define the noun and verb. Or is it adjetive?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 22, 2013, 09:42:27 PM
Oh Jesus, here's Slips with the grammar police like Mister.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on March 22, 2013, 09:54:19 PM
But no spell check...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 22, 2013, 10:31:54 PM
Hey I'm relaxed on the English labguage as anyone but a couple capitals just doesn't do it for me
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on March 23, 2013, 01:18:37 AM
Friday night Bitches!

NCAA March Madness.  Lots of free happy hours for Jester.  Lovin it!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 23, 2013, 01:22:42 AM
Grammar is important.

Capital letters are the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"
Well said. Never thought of it that way. would rather help my uncle Jack off a horse versus helping uncle jack off a horse lol
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 23, 2013, 02:02:41 AM
Is that what yanks do? Jack off horses or help family members jack off animals?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on March 23, 2013, 02:51:22 AM
Um... jseter,
About putting your fist through this door...
You been drinking on an empty stomach again?  :o   :icon_mrgreen:
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/20/ja4ata4a.jpg)

Intimidating, isn't it EJ?  I'll let you ponder that one for a while.

Here ya' go Jester. Find yourself a glazier while I "ponder" your post.  :icon_rolleyes: - :kiss3:
 
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 23, 2013, 03:21:43 AM
Is that what yanks do? Jack off horses or help family members jack off animals?
naah thats the aussie thing ;), i mean yall drink piss. err are on the piss etc.  gotta love aussie slang.  like uk slang. its like if i told someone i was going to smoke a faggot, ( may have it in wrong context) id be going to have a cigarette.) yet using us slang, would mean a homosexuals life was in danger.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on March 23, 2013, 03:58:12 AM
Yes u had the correct slang meaning Yamma. In Australia we had lollies called fags they were mini sugar cigarettes with a red end so it looked like it was lit. Now they call em fads
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on March 23, 2013, 05:17:49 AM
its like if i told someone i was going to smoke a faggot,
Only Poofters smoke faggots. Unless you are in the US then you can smoke them with your 45 :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 23, 2013, 05:24:32 AM
its like if i told someone i was going to smoke a faggot,
Only Poofters smoke faggots. Unless you are in the US then you can smoke them with your 45 :icon_razz:
cigarettes. not sure if its nancy boy, fags or faggots which one meqans a cigarette. my mind is not doing good right now. been rough  :cry: have a long day tomorrow. go to work @ 9am, leave at 3pm, go to north carolina and to casino. friend is paying it all. so i say why not. plus either get to ride in the maserati or the bmw 740 ( 2010 ttv8 lol) love those cars. have driven the maserati over the last few years. i cant legally drive the bmw. but i can in parking lot @ harrahs. then we get home @ midnight. so i will sleep well for the first time in ages methinks
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 23, 2013, 06:05:54 AM
Cigarettes have accumulated a variety of nicknames such as "smokes", "butt", "square" (from the shape of the box), "cigs", "ciggies", "stogs", "stogies", "stokes", "snouts", "tabs" (especially in NE England), "loosey" (a single cigarette), "backwards", "bogeys", "boges", "gorts", "ciggy wiggy dilly's", "darts", "refries" (already used cigarettes being relit and smoked), "straights" (for factory rolled ones), "dugans" (especially in NYC), "hairy rags", "hausersticks", "jacks", "joes" (taken from the "Camel Joe", an old Camel Cigarettes mascot), "grits", "grants" (A common phrase used for asking someone for a cigarette is "Can you grant me a grant?"), "tailies" (short for "tailor made", only in New Zealand) and "fags" (the term "nancy boy" is used more commonly in the United Kingdom and Australia, whereas in the United States and Canada, it is primarily a derogatory term for a male homosexual). Cigarettes have also attracted somewhat fatalistic nicknames related to their effect on the smoker's health, such as "coffin nails", "cancer sticks", "lung darts", "Sweet cancer", "gaspers" or even "black lungs" in terms of the "smoker". In Australia, cigarettes are sometimes called "Doogans" or "Durries". A relatively new term emerged with the release of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones after Obi-Wan Kenobi was offered a "death stick" in a nightclub, even though the 'death sticks' were some form of glowing liquid rather than anything smokable. Self-rolled cigarettes are called "rollies", in the UK they are called "ronnies", "prison rolls"(which are particularly thin, as tobacco needs to be used sparingly) and "gyppo fags".
 
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 23, 2013, 06:23:41 AM
Too much reading
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 23, 2013, 12:18:52 PM
never too much reading, could always read this site lol
www.gstwin.com (http://www.endoftheinternet.com/)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 23, 2013, 09:49:03 PM
For a Saturday that's too much reading
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Post by: Electrojake on March 24, 2013, 01:30:23 AM
Cigarettes have accumulated a variety of nicknames such as "smokes", "butt", "square" (from the shape of the box), "cigs", "ciggies", "stogs", "stogies", "stokes", "snouts", "tabs" (especially in NE England), "loosey" (a single cigarette), "backwards", "bogeys", "boges", "gorts", "ciggy wiggy dilly's", "darts", "refries" (already used cigarettes being relit and smoked), "straights" (for factory rolled ones), "dugans" (especially in NYC), "hairy rags", "hausersticks", "jacks", "joes" (taken from the "Camel Joe", an old Camel Cigarettes mascot), "grits", "grants" (A common phrase used for asking someone for a cigarette is "Can you grant me a grant?"), "tailies" (short for "tailor made", only in New Zealand) and "fags" (the term "nancy boy" is used more commonly in the United Kingdom and Australia, whereas in the United States and Canada, it is primarily a derogatory term for a male homosexual).

Cigarettes have also attracted somewhat fatalistic nicknames related to their effect on the smoker's health, such as "coffin nails", "cancer sticks", "lung darts", "Sweet cancer", "gaspers" or even "black lungs" in terms of the "smoker".

In Australia, cigarettes are sometimes called "Doogans" or "Durries".
A relatively new term emerged with the release of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones after Obi-Wan Kenobi was offered a "death stick" in a nightclub, even though the 'death sticks' were some form of glowing liquid rather than anything smokable.

Self-rolled cigarettes are called "rollies", in the UK they are called "ronnies", "prison rolls"(which are particularly thin, as tobacco needs to be used sparingly) and "gyppo fags".

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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 24, 2013, 01:37:46 AM
Oh god not more reading I've just been to a library
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Post by: Electrojake on March 24, 2013, 02:11:14 AM
It's not just reading... It's an assignment given by Yama.
Now go do your homework.

BTW: Its a lot better than talking about masturbating a horses pen!s. No  :dunno_black:
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Post by: jestercinti on March 24, 2013, 02:59:43 AM
EJ, you do have to admit that was funny...no?


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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 24, 2013, 04:07:31 AM
Lazy Sunday
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Post by: jestercinti on March 24, 2013, 05:27:23 AM
That it is Slips, that it is.  Albeit 1:27am.

Good night.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 24, 2013, 07:29:14 AM
I washed and polished out the scratches on my car today. I was going to wash my bike as well but ran out of daylight
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 24, 2013, 08:02:06 AM
got back from harrahs. ( something i didnt have to pay for so why not. was invited and funded so hey i enjoyed it. ) lost my ass lol. until i played some poker. then left @ a profit. the ride in the 740 was FUN. that was one agile big car.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 24, 2013, 08:23:03 AM
Which car? Of ped?
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Post by: peteGS on March 24, 2013, 11:54:38 AM
Sorting out the route for the big GSR/Kat Australia run, looks like heading north again just for a change...  :dunno_black:

Should be good though, the guys wanna hit Ricks Diner at Palmwoods for lunch.

Also got Foxtel hooked up today... bloody expensive thing just to be able to watch some telly! One thing digital TV is good for in my area... selling more Foxtel...  :technical:

Oh, and don't worry, you GS Twinners will get an invite on the June ride too... still air cooled GS' and the successor to my little 450...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 24, 2013, 12:04:46 PM
Cool
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Post by: jestercinti on March 24, 2013, 04:38:23 PM
Can us Yanks come too Pete?
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Post by: Electrojake on March 24, 2013, 05:13:18 PM
Can us Yanks come too Pete?

Um.. how the hell you' gonna make it to Aussieland? God put that place on the other side of the globe. Bummer.
BTW: Jester. I may actually swing by Cincinnati on my way to Wisconsin this fall, (it's the long way). Already been to Columbus and Dayton.
Besides, You're on my "A" list of people worth having a beer with.  :cheers:
And yeah, the Aussie's are on the list too but if I had the money to go to Aussieland, I'd probably use it to buy a new scoot. (Hell, call me selfish).

(http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/motorcyle.gif)
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Post by: peteGS on March 24, 2013, 07:28:33 PM
You guys are on GS Twins so sure  :thumb:

EJ's right though, it will be an early start... need to be at Samford by 7am  :embarrassed:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 24, 2013, 08:51:35 PM
Man flu! That is all and it sucks. I've had broken sleep since midnight and its like 10 to 7am on a f%$king Monday! Thank f%$k it's my day off.
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Post by: Electrojake on March 25, 2013, 12:22:05 AM
Pete,
It's good to see that you have a "real" GS bike and you tour on it.

With the hours I work and the family stuff I constantly have to do I'm starting to wonder why I even have a bike.  :icon_neutral:

Go Pete Go!  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 25, 2013, 12:55:29 AM
Sell your bikes and have your GS ej
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Post by: Electrojake on March 25, 2013, 01:00:00 AM
The Tard Farm is my life. I need nothing else.  :woohoo:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 25, 2013, 01:05:36 AM
You honorable man you ej
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Post by: jestercinti on March 25, 2013, 01:56:45 AM
Sometimes it's the thought of being invited.

Nevermind the $2000 in airfare
Or the International Driver's License
Or the fact that I'd have to rent a bike
Or the fact that I'd have to drive on the OTHER side of the road.  Did that once in Nassau, Bahamas.  About killed myself 4 times.  I think the police knew I was a tourist.  Hard to believe it's only a 45 minute plane ride from Florida.
Or the fact that all of the toilets flush the wrong way.  That may tear a hole in the universe.

EJ, you pass through the 513 from Jersey, and we'll do lunch/dinner/whatever.  Wisconsin?  Hell, I'll be in Milwaukee next month.  How does that one go from Laverne and Shirley...Schamiel Schamazel Haffenpepper Incorporated.  What a show.  1976-1983.
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Post by: jestercinti on March 25, 2013, 02:00:12 AM
Rihanna says "Sticks and Stones may Break my Bones, but Whips and Chains Excite Me!"

Love it!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 25, 2013, 02:12:34 AM
Yeah hearing excuses jester. Yet to hear a reason
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 25, 2013, 03:07:56 AM
Sorry not a 740 its a 750Li (tt v8/x drive)
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Post by: jestercinti on March 25, 2013, 03:27:33 AM
Safety first mates!

Slips, hope you feel better soon.

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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 25, 2013, 03:43:40 AM
Yes jester ha ha
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 25, 2013, 04:13:45 AM
still gotta get slipperymongoose into the urban dicitonary.  simple definition ( australian sexual term) not sure  on the complex/detailed definition though
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 25, 2013, 06:31:16 AM
You can add moto vlogger to that soon
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Post by: peteGS on March 25, 2013, 12:17:41 PM
Pete,
It's good to see that you have a "real" GS bike and you tour on it.

With the hours I work and the family stuff I constantly have to do I'm starting to wonder why I even have a bike.  :icon_neutral:

Go Pete Go!  :thumb:

Yes indeed EJ! My little 450 gets me to work and back every day plus the odd weekend fang when I have time.

Not sure it's quite in the "touring" range but I try to do a decent day's ride when time allows  :thumb:

I did do an overnight rally on it once many years ago when it was still stock but that's about it... the rest is just day rides.

I do definitely want to get a Kat (quite desperately in fact) but the 450 will stay  :thumb:
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Post by: peteGS on March 25, 2013, 12:28:09 PM
Oooh must double post!!!!!

Forgot the most important thing today... got the fence palings over half way done!

I should be able to finish them off tomorrow which means the old fence can come down and I can start levelling the ground for the concrete base for the shed at long last. This is awesome!  :cheers: :woohoo:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 25, 2013, 12:30:50 PM
cant beat a canatuna :bowdown: the 450s are fun too. bike i really want is a 400
a gsf400 bandit. yeah im a harley nut, and a suzi nut too. when i bought the first of 5 gs' there was a 400 there also. same dark blue colour my gs was. damn me for not having enuf cash on hand lol
(http://www.cyclechaos.com/images/thumb/0/05/1991-Suzuki-GSF400-Red-1.jpg/640px-1991-Suzuki-GSF400-Red-1.jpg)
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Post by: peteGS on March 25, 2013, 07:58:48 PM
Funnily enough the 450 is enough bike for me day in/day out at the moment... yeah I really desperately want a Kat but if for some reason I could only have one then the 450 would be it. Fun to throw around, enough power for decent rides, but still roomy enough not to feel cramped. I actually felt more cramped on my bro's GPX750 many years ago.

Still gonna get my Kat though, but I want that for a whole different reason... I just love 'em! Haha
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 25, 2013, 09:03:49 PM
Another day another box if stolen pens
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Post by: jestercinti on March 25, 2013, 09:08:00 PM
Naughty naughty...unless people stole from you...


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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 25, 2013, 09:09:45 PM
No it's not
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Post by: Electrojake on March 26, 2013, 12:02:46 AM
Quote from: jestercinti

EJ, you pass through the 513 from Jersey, and we'll do lunch/dinner/whatever. 
Wisconsin?  Hell, I'll be in Milwaukee next month.

Two items Jester...
1.) Now my wife tells me some nonsense about going to Wisconsin this summer by way of Buffalo? (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/wtf.gif)
This is gonna' be an interesting route... To Buffalo via Ohio on the way to Wisconsin.

2.) No Jester, you go to Wisconsin in August, NOT April.
Trust me buddy, it's still miserable cold up there.  :icon_neutral:
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Post by: jestercinti on March 26, 2013, 01:39:42 AM
EJ,

That's like going to Vermont via North Dakota from Jersey.   :cookoo:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 26, 2013, 02:27:14 AM
Quote from: jestercinti

EJ, you pass through the 513 from Jersey, and we'll do lunch/dinner/whatever. 
Wisconsin?  Hell, I'll be in Milwaukee next month.

Two items Jester...
1.) Now my wife tells me some nonsense about going to Wisconsin this summer by way of Buffalo? (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/wtf.gif)
This is gonna' be an interesting route... To Buffalo via Ohio on the way to Wisconsin.

2.) No Jester, you go to Wisconsin in August, NOT April.
Trust me buddy, it's still miserable cold up there.  :icon_neutral:
easy my friend. hit ohellno err ohio, on way to buffalo then into canada and back to wisconsin. tell the wife you were chekcing out bike carbs and needed a semi long distance run  :thumb:
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Post by: Electrojake on March 26, 2013, 02:54:57 AM
What I really need is a bike trip; Central Jersey to Cincinnati. Um, riding solo of course.
620 miles of straight & flat interstate.

Oh I forgot... for the Iron Butt crowd 600 miles a day is standard procedure. Yeah, right. cough-cough.
 
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 26, 2013, 03:41:09 AM
What I really need is a bike trip; Central Jersey to Cincinnati. Um, riding solo of course.
620 miles of straight & flat interstate.

Oh I forgot... for the Iron Butt crowd 600 miles a day is standard procedure. Yeah, right. cough-cough.
did that on my sportster. rode to work. after shift. changed clothes, went to the dragon rode it twice, back to I75,  south into georgia, worked a charity ride, got off that evening, went back north, hit dragon twice again, then rode home. i slept like a baby.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 26, 2013, 05:02:11 AM
I had something today I forgot what it was
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 26, 2013, 05:24:56 AM
me too. had something yesterday. forgot what it was day before. damned mind goin blank :oops:
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Post by: mister on March 26, 2013, 08:44:46 AM
It's dark outside indicating a lack of light.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 26, 2013, 09:00:46 AM
It's boring outside
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Post by: Malfruen on March 26, 2013, 09:53:06 AM
Its a Tuesday, and I'm drunk! Who else wants a drink?! :cheers:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 26, 2013, 10:02:39 AM
Yeah sure
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Post by: Electrojake on March 26, 2013, 12:36:28 PM
It's dark outside indicating a lack of light.

Bout' time you showed up.   :dunno_black:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 26, 2013, 01:44:06 PM
specially you not working and getting paid. least you can do is postwhore mate . welcome back
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Post by: jestercinti on March 26, 2013, 03:58:34 PM
What I really need is a bike trip; Central Jersey to Cincinnati. Um, riding solo of course.
620 miles of straight & flat interstate.

Oh I forgot... for the Iron Butt crowd 600 miles a day is standard procedure. Yeah, right. cough-cough.

Did the Iron Butt once.  My whole body ached for 2 days.  Did it on a bone stock GS.

Indy -> Nashville, TN -> Chattanooga, TN -> Dayton, OH -> Indy.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 26, 2013, 11:54:00 PM
Why
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Post by: Electrojake on March 27, 2013, 12:27:20 AM

Did the Iron Butt once.  My whole body ached for 2 days. 
Did it on a bone stock GS.
Indy -> Nashville, TN -> Chattanooga, TN -> Dayton, OH -> Indy.

Jester, that's nuts.
My dressed DL1000 is soft as silk on the highway and after about 5 or 6 hours of road time I'm completely toasted. I couldn't fathom Iron-Butt conditions on a bone stock GS.
You must have been completely limp by the time you got back to Indy. (http://www.thereeftank.com/forums/images/smilies/doh.gif) and  :cheers:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 27, 2013, 02:51:40 AM
Range of the tank was usually how far I could ride my GS back in the day
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Post by: codajastal on March 27, 2013, 05:24:02 AM
Whilst strolling alongside the Nerang River this morning I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the riverbank and fall into the water .
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had been carrying. 
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Aussie, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Nerang Police, the Immigration Office and even the SES Rescue team.
It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and neither authorities have yet responded. 
I'm starting to think I wasted three stamps.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 27, 2013, 06:06:52 AM
Typical Australian post!
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Post by: codajastal on March 27, 2013, 07:02:17 AM
This place really doesnt have the same feel as the original?
Not as many posters nor the same post rate? :dunno_black:
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Post by: Electrojake on March 27, 2013, 07:14:01 AM
This place really doesnt have the same feel as the original?
Not as many posters nor the same post rate?

I aint complaining. Any port in a storm, mate.
Way better than being homeless.
Besides, some bully on that "other" LPW forum keeps taking all the wins away!  >:(
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Post by: codajastal on March 27, 2013, 07:16:38 AM
This place really doesnt have the same feel as the original?
Not as many posters nor the same post rate?

I aint complaining. Any port in a storm, mate.
Way better than being homeless.
Besides, some bully on that "other" LPW forum keeps taking all the wins away!  >:(
Lol why are you awake? Dont you usually go to bed about now?
Oh and yes I just went there to make sure you had not been :flipoff:
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Post by: codajastal on March 27, 2013, 07:37:37 AM
3000 posts :woohoo:
I AM NOW A GOD :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 27, 2013, 09:20:45 AM
Booooo you whore
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Post by: peteGS on March 27, 2013, 12:18:12 PM
Your custom title is making me shudder Cods  :icon_eek:

We have our route for the June 2nd run sorted, will post it in the appropriate thread shortly...

Nearly got my fence done, just another few palings and some tidy up to do.

Looking forward to the 4 day long weekend too  :thumb:
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Post by: peteGS on March 27, 2013, 12:25:11 PM
Senility has set in.... I posted the route the other day... I will not post it again...  :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: jestercinti on March 27, 2013, 02:07:55 PM
Why

Bucket list, to say I did it, and bragging rights.

You know me by now Slips...a bit extreme to say the least.  My next challenge is coordinating the GS500 Relay around America.  Like what Australia did, but obviously on a larger scale.
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Post by: jestercinti on March 27, 2013, 02:11:21 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's d!ck was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cvnt, I'd fvck it!"
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Post by: jestercinti on March 27, 2013, 02:17:58 PM
3-posts in a row.   :woohoo:

EJ, let's just say that after the Iron Butt, I could hardly move the next day.  I had to get up and ride home to Cincinnati 125 MORE miles.  No throttle rocker, no cruise control, no frills.  Just me, the machine, and a sore ass.

It was all good until the sun went down.  Temperature dropped 20 degrees.  The last 300 miles were the worst since I was not as prepared as I thought.

What does not kill me will make me stronger.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 27, 2013, 08:42:54 PM
I don't think I was even questioning anyone at all I was in my random I don't give a f%$k moods so ill just say why lol. Now are you all familiar with the expression hammered shaZam!? If not watch blade 2. Don't worry you'll only need like to see the first 10 min.  That's how I'm feeling ATM. If one of you shoots me now ill pay you in minties and fantales.
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Post by: Electrojake on March 27, 2013, 10:07:11 PM
Good to see that we're all in tune her at the new LPW thread.  :cookoo:

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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 27, 2013, 10:30:28 PM
It needs this. Djspqkdispmedjsomsuspducsmxxspalsuspsmchsjzlcjwo@/$.93!39:'cysoslk&47/029€|+\€%?*]•!*{
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Post by: adidasguy on March 27, 2013, 10:44:06 PM
Gee - been away and only 2 tards left?

http://www.nosquidding.com/

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Post by: jestercinti on March 27, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
Adidas, start a cat tard thread.

I'm sure you have a dirty kitty video around like this one:

http://youtu.be/ZteaVIGbsYA


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Post by: Electrojake on March 27, 2013, 11:43:10 PM
Gee - been away and only 2 tards left?

http://www.nosquidding.com/

Gee - been away and only 2 tards left?

http://www.nosquidding.com/

Two items here...

1.) Not to blow my own horn but...
My protective gear is easily worth more than what a lot of people paid for their bike.
Just sayin'

2.) That No Squidding link was cool.
Never saw that one before. (http://www.stromtrooper.com/images/smilies/new/thumbsup.gif)

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Post by: jestercinti on March 28, 2013, 01:11:36 AM
Nosquidding.

I like it!


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Post by: Electrojake on March 28, 2013, 01:17:39 AM
Nosquidding.

I like it!


However...
Squids & stunters can be quite entertaining. Think YouTube! It's squid-vid heaven.  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 28, 2013, 01:40:02 AM
Durianshsiskdhdiakbehdldksjdjsoskebdhdoapnabsospsndusioabhsiai
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Post by: Electrojake on March 28, 2013, 01:44:25 AM
Durianshsiskdhdiakbehdldksjdjsoskebdhdoapnabsospsndusioabhsiai

I think you're overstating that Slips. (http://www.stromtrooper.com/images/moresmilies/bom_thinking.gif)
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 28, 2013, 01:52:46 AM
3000 posts :woohoo:
I AM NOW A GOD :flipoff:
after which theres nothing lol. except postwhoring and custom titles. course you already have that one lol. no one can ever meet pandys 10k in one night though. my 1k was pushing it.  :cookoo: now its time to join the ranks of the postwhore :icon_mrgreen:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 28, 2013, 03:22:42 AM
Never understated always opinionated
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Post by: codajastal on March 28, 2013, 05:45:44 AM
(http://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-e.ak/hphotos-ak-ash4/406356_10200769996627476_512800173_n.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 28, 2013, 05:53:06 AM
I'm iceman
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Post by: mister on March 28, 2013, 06:05:49 AM
My current Subway Surfers highscore is: 1,130,580  :woohoo:
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Post by: codajastal on March 28, 2013, 06:09:50 AM
Mines about 2,460,000
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 28, 2013, 06:20:28 AM
mine is 0 . im too busy postwhoring. course sidewalk surfing could apply to the goped. soooooo i could have a point total. just gotta figure it out
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Post by: codajastal on March 28, 2013, 06:29:28 AM
mine is 0 . im too busy postwhoring. course sidewalk surfing could apply to the goped. soooooo i could have a point total. just gotta figure it out
Yea I am bullshitting of course. Never played the game :dunno_black: Never even heard of it till the kids mentioned it.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 28, 2013, 08:35:21 AM
I'm doing a survey
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Post by: Banzai on March 28, 2013, 09:42:39 AM
My next challenge is coordinating the GS500 Relay around America.  Like what Australia did, but obviously on a larger scale.
Unless you include Alaska the two countries are about the same size (we could include our Antarctic Territories but I don't think there are any GSers down there). Sure to be more potential riders in the US and the distances between them will usually be less.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 28, 2013, 10:31:40 AM
Bugger it make it a world relay
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Post by: pave_spectre on March 28, 2013, 10:45:18 AM
World relay? last time I heard ours was dead in the water in adelaide.
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Post by: peteGS on March 28, 2013, 12:00:13 PM
Watching a Stonehenge thing... interesting...
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Post by: AussieChick on March 28, 2013, 12:16:08 PM
Wow, I've ignored the forum so long that the LPW thread is no longer in use???

What the hell did you guys do???

...did I miss anything on here btw?
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Post by: codajastal on March 28, 2013, 12:21:40 PM
Nope


Sent from my iPad
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Post by: peteGS on March 28, 2013, 12:36:10 PM
Yep all the fun stuff...  :icon_razz:
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Post by: jestercinti on March 28, 2013, 06:27:02 PM
Finally got a YouTube account.  Turns out it was my Gmail username.

If I would have known that, I would have been lurking and commenting a long time ago.

Subscribed to Adidas, Slips, Yama, and Cods' channels.
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Post by: codajastal on March 28, 2013, 09:59:37 PM
Subscribed to Cods' channels.
:woohoo: :woohoo:
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Post by: peteGS on March 28, 2013, 10:25:58 PM
Hey hey what about mine? I've got heaps of crap jerky boring ride videos for you to watch...  :flipoff:

Actually don't bother... I make all my videos unlisted so you won't see them in my channel... meh...
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Post by: Electrojake on March 28, 2013, 11:44:36 PM
Finally got a YouTube account.  Turns out it was my Gmail username.

If I would have known that, I would have been lurking and commenting a long time ago.

Subscribed to Adidas, Slips, Yama, and Cods' channels.

And you're supposed to be a computer genius? Sheez! (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/emot-doh.jpg)

O.K., so now that your in the club, post some vids and give us a link, eh mate?
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 29, 2013, 12:11:20 AM
Finally got a YouTube account.  Turns out it was my Gmail username.

If I would have known that, I would have been lurking and commenting a long time ago.

Subscribed to Adidas, Slips, Yama, and Cods' channels.

And you're supposed to be a computer genius? Sheez! (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/emot-doh.jpg)

O.K., so now that your in the club, post some vids and give us a link, eh mate?
:icon_mrgreen: :cheers:
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Post by: jestercinti on March 29, 2013, 02:01:49 AM
I am not a computer genius.

I'm in audit and compliance. I know how to use word, excel, and Outlook. That's it these days.

Matter of fact, I had problems hooking up my ps1 to my tv today. I'm an idiot.


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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 29, 2013, 02:09:39 AM
In the days of old when knights were bold
And toilets werent invented,
They just took the load, dumped it in the road,
And walked away empty handed  :D
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Post by: jestercinti on March 29, 2013, 02:09:47 AM
Subscribed to EJ and PeteGS too.

Not all usernames are the same as the board. That's the problem.

And I'm sure our names are completely different on the birth certificate too.


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Post by: Electrojake on March 29, 2013, 02:28:56 AM

I am not a computer genius.
Matter of fact, I had problems hooking up my ps1 to my tv today. I'm an idiot.


On the contrary my friend, your LPW perfect.  :icon_mrgreen:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 29, 2013, 02:34:39 AM
Subscribed to EJ and PeteGS too.

Not all usernames are the same as the board. That's the problem.

And I'm sure our names are completely different on the birth certificate too.


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this is true :) cept for my main yt channel. other one i use for storage
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 29, 2013, 04:48:45 AM
I subscribe to those that entertain me
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Post by: jestercinti on March 29, 2013, 07:13:20 PM
Baron Von Grumble is funny.  I think I heard about him on the Tard Farm.
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Post by: peteGS on March 29, 2013, 09:12:54 PM
Saw you subscribed to mine Jester... a whole lot of nuthin' there hey? Haha

I might make some of mine public one day... maybe...

And I finally got my fence done yesterday! That means time to rock on with starting on the shed plan and foundation  :thumb:

Anyone know anything about legislation or whatever about getting power to sheds here in Brissie? If it needs to be on a separate circuit to the rest of the house I may be screwed...
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Post by: peteGS on March 29, 2013, 09:25:37 PM
Pic's or it didn't happen right?

Fence from the front:

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/General/20130330-01.jpg)

Had to fill up this hole on the side as well or the cats would've had an easy step up and out:

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/General/20130330-02.jpg)

Yet to finish removing the posts for the old fence but the shed will go from the pillar in the left of the photo most of the way down...

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/General/20130330-03.jpg)

And in case you're wondering, this is my first fence effort ever so it's nice to have achieved it pretty much on my own  :thumb:

The house mate did the first fence...
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on March 29, 2013, 09:47:48 PM
applause for DW!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 30, 2013, 12:43:07 AM
Baron is the funniest fucker you will ever watch. I live him. I also watch Itrophyeyes, slysilva78. Those guys are young vloggers starting out and I enjoy watching them. I'm cutting together my next video. F800 in depth review
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Post by: mister on March 30, 2013, 12:44:03 AM
You didn't sub to My YT channel? I'm saddened  :cry:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 30, 2013, 12:47:54 AM
Of course I'm subbed to you. Can't be unsubbed to my original moto vlogger
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Post by: Electrojake on March 30, 2013, 01:20:35 AM
Nice cat proof Fence!  :)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 30, 2013, 01:39:06 AM
Meow
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Post by: jestercinti on March 30, 2013, 02:17:40 AM
Michael. I'll subscribe. New to this YouTube subscription thing.

Need a camera. Just bought a tank bag on Craigslist. Nice smaller Icon brand. Can be used as a backpack, but F that. Only on my bike.

My PC is dying too so little editing for me these days. I'm getting there, albeit slowly.

I could use my work laptop. It's a new Dell Latitude intel I-5.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 30, 2013, 02:40:10 AM
Woof woof
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Post by: jestercinti on March 30, 2013, 02:40:28 AM
Cods, is your gsxr-400 a quick bike?  The closest we have here is the bandit 400 or the cb350 four honda <-- older bike.


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Post by: codajastal on March 30, 2013, 05:42:46 AM
Cods, is your gsxr-400 a quick bike?  The closest we have here is the bandit 400 or the cb350 four honda <-- older bike.


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Yes it is much quicker than the GS500
More HP & Less weight 4cyl of course
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Post by: codajastal on March 30, 2013, 05:44:46 AM
okay, I guess I'm just stupid, how do I go about finding find your YouTube channels so I can try to subscribe to them?
Most of the guys channels are under the same name they use here :thumb:
Some like mine are not
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 30, 2013, 05:46:03 AM
My name minus the 'e' in slippery
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Post by: Toledo Jim on March 30, 2013, 05:48:38 AM
okay, I guess I'm just stupid, how do I go about finding find your YouTube channels so I can try to subscribe to them?
Most of the guys channels are under the same name they use here :thumb:
Some like mine are not
Oh....  uh... okay...  :dunno_black:

I guess I'll go try and figure it out.
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Post by: codajastal on March 30, 2013, 05:57:29 AM
Oh....  uh... okay...  :dunno_black:

I guess I'll go try and figure it out.
Heres mine

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQqJsPNwBay8JL34_TSkwyw/videos?view=0
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Post by: codajastal on March 30, 2013, 06:07:23 AM
The best can be found here

Mister
http://www.youtube.com/feed/UCaUhIKyY3364x3CuDol_VJA

Adidasguy
http://www.youtube.com/feed/UCfopOgFUP9aRZNHRZ8GAXeg
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Post by: Toledo Jim on March 30, 2013, 06:25:36 AM
Thanks Cods.  :cheers:
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Post by: codajastal on March 30, 2013, 07:14:01 AM
Thanks Cods.  :cheers:
Anytime :thumb:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 30, 2013, 07:14:37 AM
The best can be found here

Mister
http://www.youtube.com/feed/UCaUhIKyY3364x3CuDol_VJA

Adidasguy
http://www.youtube.com/feed/UCfopOgFUP9aRZNHRZ8GAXeg
definately :bowdown:     Donkey-shine ( redneck german)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 30, 2013, 07:44:57 AM
Playing Easter bunny
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Post by: mister on March 30, 2013, 09:48:47 AM
1.7 million on Subway Surfers now. Holy cow the game is FAST at that score. Interestingly 6969 coins in that run. Hmmm.... I did feel wobbly legged after... :wink:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 30, 2013, 11:04:00 AM
Can you ever get over a family member death?
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Post by: jestercinti on March 30, 2013, 12:50:56 PM
Slips, no pictures of you in a bunny costume please.

What's this new subway game?  An I behind again?


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Post by: jestercinti on March 30, 2013, 12:51:56 PM
Toledo, I'm jestercinti with no videos.

Need a camera and computer editing abilities first. Getting there, but slowly.


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Post by: Electrojake on March 30, 2013, 03:18:57 PM
Can you ever get over a family member death?

Interesting post.
I have seen some men distraught by the loss of even a pet dog. I guess that is what makes us "humans".

But in answer to your question:
In my 57 years of life I have never lost anyone (human or otherwise) that particularly upset me for more than a logical mourning period.
However, I'll make the assumption that the early death of one of my children would probably crush me. (hope I never find out)

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Post by: peteGS on March 30, 2013, 11:20:14 PM
Great... got addicted to Hill Climb thanks to Slips... now looking at Subway Surfer thanks to Mister... the good thing is I'm crap at it, so little chance of getting addicted  :thumb:

I'm addicted to Indestructible though... these are all on the iPhone...
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Post by: mister on March 30, 2013, 11:35:09 PM
Subway Surfers - left to go left, right to go right, swipe up to jump, swipe down to roll, swipe down in mid jump to come back down Real quick.

New highscore... 2.6 million. Thank the game-maker for hoverboards. Curse the game-maker for bouncy shoes.

Everyone starts off crap. But you get better and better as you complete Missions and Daily Challenges. Your rewards is increased score multiplier. Your score increases. The game gets harder quicker.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 31, 2013, 03:03:35 AM
no way to find out for me lol
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Post by: mister on March 31, 2013, 03:19:07 AM
Not yet, at least.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 31, 2013, 03:21:09 AM
Can you ever get over a family member death?

Interesting post.
I have seen some men distraught by the loss of even a pet dog. I guess that is what makes us "humans".

But in answer to your question:
In my 57 years of life I have never lost anyone (human or otherwise) that particularly upset me for more than a logical mourning period.
However, I'll make the assumption that the early death of one of my children would probably crush me. (hope I never find out)



Yeah 23 years still hits a raw nerve with me sometimes
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on March 31, 2013, 04:38:13 AM
still dealing with loss here. sometimes good days, sometimes not so much
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 31, 2013, 05:44:22 AM
99% of the time it's good.
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Post by: mister on March 31, 2013, 10:10:53 AM
Google's game "Ingress". The insidious way to get people to allow themselves to be tracked at every moment.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 31, 2013, 10:25:09 AM
Yeah wont download that even though I have probably have enough programs that track my every movement anyway
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Post by: peteGS on March 31, 2013, 10:18:51 PM
So now I'm getting addicted to Subway Surfer... score is crap but I'm getting the hang of it slowly... agreed curse on the sneakers and good on the hover board but I keep forgetting to use it... The rocket pack is pretty cool too.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on March 31, 2013, 11:09:24 PM
Another day off
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Post by: Electrojake on March 31, 2013, 11:46:33 PM
Too much video gaming can make you "cranky"
One must be very careful about over exposure, seizures, convulsions, etc... (http://www.stromtrooper.com/images/smilies/new/yesnod.gif)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 01, 2013, 12:12:57 AM
That only while watching early episodes of Pokemon
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Post by: Electrojake on April 01, 2013, 12:43:49 AM
That only while watching early episodes of Pokemon
Well, O.K.... I'll give it a try.
Is there an app for iOS devices?

 
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 01, 2013, 03:10:05 AM
Probabibababbbalababababy
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Post by: mister on April 01, 2013, 10:53:29 AM
I hardly use hoverboards at all. I won't start using them until my score is 500k. if I get to 500k then I figure I'm a possibility of a new high score for me and will begin using them. This way I develop my skills.

Ej - depends on the game, me thinks. Things like Subway Surfers teach quick reflexes  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 01, 2013, 11:47:24 AM
I dunno for fast reflexes I prefer an old western show down at dusk
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Post by: jestercinti on April 01, 2013, 03:17:16 PM
Guy I work with knows that I ride bikes.

Comes up to me and says he tried to start his 2006 VL800 Suzuki cruiser (Volusia/C50) and it went raw-raw <click>.

Told him dead battery.  He said "What's a battery look like?"   

Puzzled, I show him a picture on Google of the stock Yuasa.  I then ask how old the battery is.  He then replies that he thinks it's original.  Point him to instructions on how to remove the seat to check/replace the battery in addition to a good dealer who can probably assist him further.

Told him that a battery is like a parachute.  Buy a good one.

Some people have no mechanical abilities.
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Post by: peteGS on April 01, 2013, 08:02:28 PM
Yep, similar happened to me at work a little while back.

Go out to go home and find a young fella trying to start his (what looked like) brand new FZ something and it would click and do nothing. He had no idea about the battery etc. so another guy out there ended up giving him a towing guy's number... a few days later the bike was back out there again so I assume he got it sorted  :dunno_black:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 01, 2013, 10:06:54 PM
Coffee the savior of my morning
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Post by: Electrojake on April 01, 2013, 10:27:25 PM
Fixing what you ride.
An essay by Electrojake.


Most people are better at one particular thing than anything else.

Some people are amazingly good at just about anything they take an interest in.

And some people... are just plain fuken stupid. (Education has nothing to do with this equation)

I love LPW. (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/001_wub.gif) My source of all that is worth knowing.  :bowdown: and  :cheers:

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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 01, 2013, 10:48:31 PM
Yes a bit of mechanical sympathy is advantages when you own a bike a bit of self diagnosis is necessary
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Post by: Electrojake on April 01, 2013, 11:27:02 PM
Yes a bit of mechanical sympathy is advantages when you own a bike a bit of self diagnosis is necessary

People that are afraid of heights shouldn't sky-dive.

People that get motion sickness shouldn't work fishing trawlers.

People that cant wrench shouldn't... well, you know the rest.  :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: jestercinti on April 02, 2013, 12:03:15 AM
True, but people that don't wrench ask Jester a lot of questions.  Most people know that a clicking noise means dead battery.  It means that the solenoid doesn't have enough oomph to engage the gears.

And then there's people that I work with.  I'm at an office where all you need to know is Word, PowerPoint, Outlook and Excel...so it makes sense that not all people are mechanical like Slips and the Narrow Gauge Goald Coast Australian Railroad.
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Post by: jestercinti on April 02, 2013, 12:04:17 AM
...And EJ and the PATH and NJ Transit or wherever he works.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 02, 2013, 01:12:03 AM
True, but people that don't wrench ask Jester a lot of questions. 

...so it makes sense that not all people are mechanical like Slips and the Narrow Gauge Gold Coast Australian Railroad.

Narrow gauge... WTF? Real trains roll on 56.5 inches.
The standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot.
Long story but it's true.

Also... Real locomotives run on 27,500 volts AC.

(http://www.njit.edu/president/annualreport/2004/transportation/zzz4-train.jpg)

... Get constant maintenance & inspections.

(http://media.northjersey.com/images/0808A_train1RST70p.jpg)


Like old school?  See the EMD GP40 below. No catenary required!
A smokey, stinky, noisy, rolling eco-disaster
Something Slips would be comfortable around...
  :thumb:

(http://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/55965221.jpg)
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Post by: jestercinti on April 02, 2013, 01:25:12 AM
I think I know where EJ wors now.  Took the train once from Basking Ridge, NJ into NYC.  Changed trains in Summit I think then the Path maybe into Manhattan?  12 years ago.  Been drunk since then.

Got me there on time.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 02, 2013, 01:34:55 AM
Yeah jester.
You don't remember it but you got off the train at Hoboken Terminal on the Jersey side, walked down a long flight of stairs to the PATH (subway), and then rode under the Hudson River into Manhattan.

It's OK. We specialize in "drunk transport" services.  :whisper:
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Post by: jestercinti on April 02, 2013, 02:05:11 AM
Hoboken sounds familiar. Yep. Me thinks that's how I got from here to there and there to here (or something)
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Post by: Electrojake on April 02, 2013, 02:22:53 AM
Cool beans man! It must of been one hell of a bender you were on. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 02, 2013, 02:38:06 AM
Actually jester we now have 5 or 6 gauges in Queensland. Narrow gauge to cover most of the state for its main rail network and the Brisbane suburban network. Standard gauge on the main line south from a place called acacia ridge to link us to nsw it runs in tandem with the narrow gauge network. The Gold Coast light rail project runs on a gauge that looks to be standard gauge width but could possibly be closer to broad gauge. And around nambour, bundaberg and most of north and far North Queensland to service the sugar mills and sugar cane farms we have at least 2 gauges of sugar cane rails which are not much further than a foot between rails.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 02, 2013, 11:06:14 PM
143.5 centimeters anyone?  :dunno_black:
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Post by: peteGS on April 03, 2013, 12:29:13 AM
Ugh... Slips said Acacia Ridge... ugh... I grew up there... ugh...  :icon_eek:

Don't tell anyone...  :whisper:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 03, 2013, 02:04:03 AM
Is that standard or broad gauge? And first post back after the outage. Where I work we measure the distance between wheel flanges
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 03, 2013, 03:18:09 AM
Yep, similar happened to me at work a little while back.

Go out to go home and find a young fella trying to start his (what looked like) brand new FZ something and it would click and do nothing. He had no idea about the battery etc. so another guy out there ended up giving him a towing guy's number... a few days later the bike was back out there again so I assume he got it sorted  :dunno_black:
I run into the wtf is a battery ppl nearly constantly. you know how hard it is for me to NOT tell them " its beside the blinkerfluid reservoir?"
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 03, 2013, 06:50:23 AM
Oh my god
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Post by: Toledo Jim on April 03, 2013, 02:58:19 PM
Keep









thread









live









please









.









Thank









you









.









 :technical:









Jim
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Post by: peteGS on April 03, 2013, 07:50:46 PM
Live? yeah... live...
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Post by: Electrojake on April 03, 2013, 10:38:52 PM
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
win?  :dunno_black:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 03, 2013, 11:50:03 PM
Come on ej we had some good railway chat going on here
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Post by: Electrojake on April 04, 2013, 01:58:25 AM
Come on ej we had some good railway chat going on here

Sometime after the US Civil War all the railroads agreed (for the sake of profit) to make all of North America 56 and a half inches as the standard gauge so all railroads could (eventually) be connected together throughout the continent.

Unlike Europe & England, the US is all one "standard" gauge.
There are a few other gauges still here but they are small, private, or historical lines.
And yes Slips, I do believe that is measured flange to flange here in the US too.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9u967NrR_BY/TtuHmqwHixI/AAAAAAAAAHU/_Zcd8xXn9mk/s1600/rail-gauges.gif)

WIN  :cheers:
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Post by: Electrojake on April 04, 2013, 02:14:52 AM
Slips, click this link, then once you get on the page, click on the photograph of the train-car and a 16 slide presentation will begin.
It may take about 10 or 15 seconds to load and start.
Hope it works.

http://erausa.org/trips-and-events/2012/04-14.html (http://erausa.org/trips-and-events/2012/04-14.html)
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Post by: mister on April 04, 2013, 03:40:40 AM
Gold Coast Light Rail.... I'll measure the gauge when I get there next. It appears to be quite narrow.

With all these different gauges I question the Roman Chariot thing.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 04, 2013, 04:51:37 AM
What roman chariot?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 04, 2013, 11:19:57 AM
The one your mum rode in on  :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 04, 2013, 11:38:55 AM
Say hi to yours from me  :thumb:
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Post by: Electrojake on April 04, 2013, 01:40:09 PM

With all these different gauges I question the Roman Chariot thing.


Don't cloud my fantasy with your reality.  :2guns:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 04, 2013, 02:13:27 PM
Cloud cloud cloud cloud cloud
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 04, 2013, 05:24:13 PM
Pick one:

(http://eo.ucar.edu/webweather/images/cloudchart.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 04, 2013, 05:28:46 PM
Fancy pants  :flipoff:

(http://starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/StarChild/icons/moon_from_earth.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 04, 2013, 07:50:35 PM
Sorted to get out with the Kat guys in the morning... forecast for today, tomorrow, Sunday, Monday... showers... how frickin typical!!!!

What the hell is wrong with our weather this year? I can't remember the last run of nice sunny days...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 04, 2013, 09:38:18 PM
Riding in the soup builds character, pete.

(http://www.motorcycle-gear-and-riding-info.com/images/MOtorcycle_Rain_Riding_Intro-Photo_4.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 04, 2013, 10:29:17 PM
Thank f%$k it's Friday
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 04, 2013, 11:55:36 PM
Correction: It's Thursday. :whisper:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 05, 2013, 04:17:23 AM
Sucks to be you then  :2guns:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 05, 2013, 10:58:00 AM
Better not piss down in the morning... ride time!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 05, 2013, 01:59:06 PM
If it's pissing, it's cause I'm standing on your roof pissing  :cookoo:

Unless that's Australian talk for rain.  Dono
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 05, 2013, 09:40:46 PM
Nothing is wrong with out weather Pete. That's what weather is.... inconsistent. Remember, Wet season / dry season? Seems Qlders have forgotten about this overall trend.

Go back to the '74 floods and you'll find it was quite wet before and after too.

Jester: Pissing down = aussie talk for raining a lot. Light drizzle is sometimes called Weasel piss or angel piss or some such depending on which redneck you talk to.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 05, 2013, 09:49:20 PM
Hey Pete.
Wet is good for you. You should be thankful for "pissing" down rain. Count thy blessings.  :bowdown:
The native people of my country can make it rain at their whim.
Hence the Indian Rain Dance...

(http://www.rickmarshallcds.com/indian-rain-clouds.jpe)

Ask Jester, he knows!
Ohio has lots of Indians, especially in Cleveland.


(http://blog.cleveland.com/tribe_impact/2009/01/small_tribe-logo.jpg)

Tell em' jester (http://www.stromtrooper.com/images/smilies/new/yesnod.gif)

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 05, 2013, 09:51:27 PM
A,ya. And when they want to distract you, they do the most terribly slow "chop". Oh that is so lame. :cookoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 05, 2013, 10:38:46 PM
The weekend is born
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 05, 2013, 11:30:11 PM
The "new version of Spiderman with Emma Stone in it and Andrew Garfield sux....

(http://www.artrick-playground.com/static/images/2915/Andrew-Garfield-in-Levias-511-and-Emma-Stone-in-Rag-Bone-Kensington_1208822_profile.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 05, 2013, 11:34:28 PM
The "new version of Spiderman with Emma Stone in it and Andrew Garfield sux....
Why yes,,,,,,,,,,,,yes it does :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 05, 2013, 11:57:27 PM
There's a new Spider-Man? How many are there
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 06, 2013, 12:16:41 AM
Fvck Cleveland. It's the mistake on the lake.

We are Reds fans here.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 06, 2013, 12:34:06 AM
Is that soft ass crap you yanks call football?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 06, 2013, 01:23:31 AM
Is that soft ass crap you yanks call football?

Nine innings of Major League Baseball...
It aint for everybody. That's for sure.

Fvck Cleveland. It's the mistake on the lake.

We are Reds fans here.

So Yeah... Does this look like Pete Rose to you?  :icon_mrgreen:

(http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/jenn-hardin-reds-superfan-11lead.jpg?w=600&h=350)

Warm beer in giant paper cups, cold hotdogs, roasted nuts, and lots of drunk Yanks. An American pastime. (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/usa.gif)

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2010/writers/paul_daugherty/04/01/sushi/great.american.ballpark.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 06, 2013, 01:58:33 AM
You mean the team that's ahead now 14-0 against the Washington nationals. Yeah, that's them.

I work across the street from the stadium. Good times. Like baseball season.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 06, 2013, 02:44:33 AM
I would rather watch indoor lawn bowls
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 06, 2013, 07:38:01 AM
If you want to learn the art of TV commentary, listen to the baseball guys. They have mastered the art of talking about stuff like it's important, when nothing is going on. Ditto for US gold commentators. I praise their skill.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 06, 2013, 08:07:42 AM
You wanna see commentary watch v8 supercars when they do Bathurst
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 06, 2013, 11:19:08 AM
Mister's got a good point.
Baseball is either exciting or boring and it takes a good announcer to keep you entertained through the dry spells.  :bstar:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 06, 2013, 11:37:17 AM
Final score ended up being 15-0 reds win

No filler when you are absolutely spanking the other team.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 06, 2013, 01:22:10 PM
Nothing like a good spanking to liven up your sex life
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 06, 2013, 01:23:41 PM
Final score ended up being 15-0 reds win

No filler when you are absolutely spanking the other team.

(http://mlb.mlb.com/images/logos/80x80/cin.png) Looks like the Nationals got spanked & put to bed in the seventh!
Must have been fun to watch.  :thumb:
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And a lot better than watching the Yanks get their ass kicked (again) plus yet another key player put on the disabled list. (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/emot-doh.jpg)
(http://mlb.mlb.com/images/logos/80x80/nyy.png) How can they be this screwed-up this early in the season? :technical:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 06, 2013, 01:25:40 PM
Nothing like a good spanking to liven up your sex life

Slips...
Aint it a bit late for you Aussies to be up and posting?  :confused:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 06, 2013, 01:42:12 PM
It's not even midnight yet :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 06, 2013, 01:55:25 PM
Well, if all ya' need are 5 or 6 hours sleep, then yeah, I guess midnight is kind of early.  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 06, 2013, 01:59:34 PM
Sleep? What's that?
I'm gonna go watch a movie. Y'all have fun now :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 06, 2013, 02:32:55 PM
Nothing like a good spanking to liven up your sex life

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 06, 2013, 02:34:56 PM
It's not even midnight yet :dunno_black:

Cause you are on the other side of the intl date line.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 06, 2013, 02:45:08 PM
Tralalalala
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 06, 2013, 09:46:51 PM
Was going to write something poignant but forgot what it was. Save it for later.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 06, 2013, 11:27:18 PM
Sooooooo where is all this rain we are supposed to be experiencing?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 06, 2013, 11:59:55 PM
Took the powerful & sporty DL1000 out for a quick 70 miles this morning.
All went pretty damn good mechanically. um... considering it's not a GS500.

Open loop fuel injection on that V-Strom of mine...
The Good: With my cool hand-held Tek-tuner I can make the ECU do anything I damn well please.
The Bad: Jetting carbs is so much easier than all this computer bunk.
The Ugly: Without a $25,000 dyno, changing ECU settings at anything above an idle is a fool's venture.

Admit it. You wankers admire my sexy V-twin.  :bowdown:
... It's OK, you may all worship at the font of piss-poor Suzuki fuel injection.

(http://www.oocities.org/hey_izzy/111decoy.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 07, 2013, 12:18:30 AM
Serious EJ.... why the Weestrom over the V?

I've ridden the Wee and would take it in a heartbeat of the Versys thou. But am yet to ride the V and wonder about it.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 07, 2013, 01:29:46 AM
A Suzuki "wee" is the user-friendly 650 powered V-Strom bike.
A similar bike called  the "Vee" is the trouble prone SV1000 powered big brother to the wee.
My bike is the 1000cc Suzuki Vee Strom. It is a bug infested, over powered, top heavy, technical challenge, and I need that. I'm a life-long technician.

A soul searching Yank...
I sold the GS500 for the same reason I sold my little Yamaha and before that the Honda...
I buy it, I mod the hell out of it. I research every weakness or idiosyncrasy and address it to perfection.
Then, once perfect, I get bored with the thing and sell it.

You saw my GS500F videos. There was simply nothing else to do to make the bike better. The carbs, valves, intake, exhaust, electrical, add-on gadgets, etc... were all tricked out.
My GS was coming up on 7000 miles too. As pristine as she was, I knew had to sell it soon before I ended up with a charity case.
Ya see... Any bike (other than a Harley) loses about $600 in value per year. She was already 5 years old with a street value of about $2500. In a few more seasons, I would have to pay someone to cart it away.

I had to unload it.
It's not my fault! Please. I had no choice.
Sniff, sniff, I loved that bike... but it had to go! (http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/CBSA/thumb_smileyvault-cute-big-smiley-animated-011.gif)

Oh, and as for my DL1000 Vee-Strom...
That thing is so fuked up I'll be tweaking & modding it for the rest of my life and still not have it perfect. So yeah, I'll own that bug infested sh!t wagon  forever.
  :thumb:



Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 07, 2013, 01:40:41 AM
Holy dead kitten, that was an annoying post. Eh?  :whisper:
Here, try this instead... A kitty at rest.

(http://www.moneyandshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cat_resting.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 07, 2013, 02:21:10 AM
My next bike will be a honda nc700x, a CB1100, or a suzuki V-Strom 650 Adventure.

EJ, you tainted this thread again with cats.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 07, 2013, 03:03:26 AM
My next bike will be whateva the fukk I buy :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 07, 2013, 03:46:28 AM
Thank you Cods. My lost car keys were eventually found in the last place I left them.  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 07, 2013, 04:17:45 AM
In your pants in the dirty clothes basket?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 07, 2013, 02:13:22 PM
Nah...at my mistress' house.  I'm skinny and all now, you know.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 07, 2013, 02:16:53 PM
My next bike will be a honda nc700x, a CB1100, or a suzuki V-Strom 650 Adventure.

An NC700x and a DL650adv seem to fit the bill but a CB1100 is on a whole different list, no?  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 07, 2013, 02:20:26 PM
But it's a retro bike from the 1969 CB750.  It's damn sexy.

Final weigh-in to the weight loss challenge in 1 hour.

This morning I was down 40 lbs from the beginning (January 6 2013).  Unless the second place person lied, it's in the bg for me.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 07, 2013, 03:11:53 PM
But it's a retro bike from the 1969 CB750.  It's damn sexy.

Final weigh-in to the weight loss challenge in 1 hour.

This morning I was down 40 lbs from the beginning (January 6 2013).  Unless the second place person lied, it's in the bg for me.

Agreed! That retro Honda is indeed a snazy ride.

The diet...
Man, you got to get done with that sh!t already. Your determination is starting to worry me.
Just sayin'  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 07, 2013, 04:20:25 PM
Won weight loss challenge by .4%.

6 jan 2013-215.0 lbs
7 apr 2013-175.0 lbs

$500 cash in my pocket.

What to do, what to do...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 07, 2013, 07:14:52 PM
Won weight loss challenge by .4%.

6 jan 2013-215.0 lbs
7 apr 2013-175.0 lbs

$500 cash in my pocket.

What to do, what to do...

I would hit the local buffet.  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 07, 2013, 07:50:51 PM
Congrats Jester!  :thumb:

Buy some bling for your bike...

I got out on Saturday, clouds and an occasional damp road but no rain as such, lots of fun! Got my favourite corners in that haven't done for many months too... just before you hit Somerset Dam going south. I always thought that was Splityard Creek but it's not, apparently that's the open sweepers after you cross to the eastern side of Wivenhoe.

It did confirm I need bigger mains though, WOT in 6th and I run out of steam at 130kph... that sucks! Dropping back to 5th didn't even help... and that's got me smack bang where I get the most grunt out of her now too...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 07, 2013, 08:59:00 PM
You know why it's always found in the last place you look? Because once you find it you stop looking.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 07, 2013, 09:38:40 PM

It did confirm I need bigger mains though, WOT in 6th and I run out of steam at 130kph... that sucks! Dropping back to 5th didn't even help... and that's got me smack bang where I get the most grunt out of her now too...

Just curious pete...
What exactly would you consider a pleasing WOT speed for a 450cc mill pushing a 199 kilo bike?
Just wondering  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 07, 2013, 10:06:31 PM
Don't laugh EJ, but I had Taco Bell. Nachos bel grande.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 07, 2013, 10:54:42 PM
Don't laugh EJ, but I had Taco Bell. Nachos bel grande.
As with all things... Moderation is the answer.
Unfortunately, most of us binge and then ban. Be it food, booze, ho's, or 80 MPH GS450 rides.  :cheers:

(http://www.tacobell.com/static_files/TacoBell/StaticAssets/images/menuItems/pdp/nacho_bellgrande_pdp.png)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 07, 2013, 11:03:12 PM
Well done to jester great stuff now off to maccas for a shake.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Banzai on April 07, 2013, 11:05:10 PM
Won weight loss challenge by .4%.

6 jan 2013-215.0 lbs
7 apr 2013-175.0 lbs

$500 cash in my pocket.

What to do, what to do...

Well done. I've lost about the same amount in the last 6 months. You could easily spend that amount on some new clothes as your old ones are probably a bit loose now.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 07, 2013, 11:08:44 PM
Sleep? What's that?
I'm gonna go watch a movie. Y'all have fun now :cheers:
Sleep is for those who cannot handle insomnia of course
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 07, 2013, 11:16:43 PM
Sleep is for the weak. Now I'm going to get some sleep while you look over my notes from 9th grade history.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 07, 2013, 11:20:36 PM
I once stayed awake for 52 hours straight, had four hours sleep then did another 36 hour stint. I was really quite tired after the 36 stint.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 07, 2013, 11:25:29 PM
After 72 hours of no sleep, you develop signs of Schizophrenia. Been proven medically.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 07, 2013, 11:27:04 PM
I just talked on the phone for 3 hours straight. A new record.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 07, 2013, 11:46:10 PM
Banzai?
WTF, another Aussie here at LPW v3.0?
Ohioites or Australians. That's all that ever shows up here anymore.
Not that it's any problem... I'm just saying, that's all.

Besides, Ohio & Australia, they kinda' look like the same place anyway...
Other than the fact that Austrailia is obviously a lot smaller than Ohio.

  <cough-cough>
(http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/img/counties/stout39.gif)
(http://www.atn.com.au/graphics/australia_map1.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Richard Nixon on April 07, 2013, 11:55:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iVHAB.jpg)

 :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 08, 2013, 12:29:57 AM
Yeah Rich... Nice photo.
Now let's cut to the chase: Are you from Ohio or Australia? (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/waiting.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 08, 2013, 12:47:57 AM
EJ, Richard Milhous Nixon was born in Yorba Linda, CA.  C'mon...a guy from Jersey that has a yard tractor with a car alternator should know that... :icon_rolleyes:

(http://images.politico.com/global/2013/01/08/130108_richard_nixon_ap_328.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 08, 2013, 01:17:34 AM
Won weight loss challenge by .4%.

6 jan 2013-215.0 lbs
7 apr 2013-175.0 lbs

$500 cash in my pocket.

What to do, what to do...
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 08, 2013, 01:22:51 AM
Man, I'm gonna miss making fat-boy jokes and posting food pictures. <sigh>

Cods like the new & improved jester.
Just sayin'
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 08, 2013, 01:24:57 AM
Man, I'm gonna miss making fat-boy jokes and posting food pictures. <sigh>

Cods like the new & improved jester.
Just sayin'
Hey you can make fun of me if you like?
Im about 270lbs
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 08, 2013, 01:32:32 AM
Just bought another car :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 08, 2013, 01:41:15 AM
I thought you were thinning the heard...another vehicle?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 08, 2013, 02:12:06 AM
I thought you were thinning the heard...another vehicle?
Cant help myself :oops:
This one only cost me $280 so I couldnt pass it up.
Gonna tear it apart and use it for parts on another I already have.
No sense in having 2 the same cars registered. :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 08, 2013, 03:08:12 AM

Hey you can make fun of me if you like?
Im about 270lbs


Gads! On a posti bike. Yeah man!  :bowdown:

I myself weigh just a hair under 200 pounds but at 6 foot three (190 centimeters?) I'm just a tall skinny old bastard. (thats also rides mopeds)  :thumb:

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 08, 2013, 03:29:17 AM
Watching some blinkycab
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 08, 2013, 03:34:15 AM
Blinkycab?  Is that Australian for Barney the dinosaur?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 08, 2013, 06:20:53 AM
hell the accepted terms are changed all the time whether warranted or not lol
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 08, 2013, 06:44:36 AM
Everyone - and I do mean everyone - should learn to ride a postie bike Before getting behind the wheel of a car.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 08, 2013, 07:08:21 AM
Everyone - and I do mean everyone - should learn to ride a postie bike Before getting behind the wheel of a car.
I can ride one :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 08, 2013, 07:46:17 AM
Everyone should be publically whipped if they cannot indicate and complete various parking maneuvers and keeping to the left side of the road
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 08, 2013, 11:59:44 AM
And learn not to where flat leather soled shoes while driving because you have no grip and can't keep your foot on the damn brake pedal!

Yeah I got rear ended this avo... not happy! Not much damage but still... geeez...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 08, 2013, 12:08:18 PM
Car I take it? Please say car
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 08, 2013, 02:55:47 PM
car
CAR
Car
cAr
caR
 :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 08, 2013, 08:13:18 PM
Sadly from the other thread it wasn't the car
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 08, 2013, 08:52:28 PM
1982 GS450E vs. automobile?  :icon_rolleyes:  :dunno_black:  :mad:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 08, 2013, 09:38:13 PM
I had fruitflies in the kitchen. Without using toxic sprays, last night I created a small "trap" for them. This morning they are all dead - all but one who sits on the edge of the trap looking at his dead mates. But he cannot resist the trap and will also soon be dead.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 08, 2013, 10:26:46 PM
I had fruitflies in the kitchen. Without using toxic sprays, last night I created a small "trap" for them.
This morning they are all dead - all but one who sits on the edge of the trap looking at his dead mates. But he cannot resist the trap and will also soon be dead.

I have no doubt. cough
I'm sure it's a fascinating design indeed, sir. (http://www.pcmtl.com/public/misc/TTIWWOP.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 08, 2013, 11:30:44 PM
I saw a giant rat in the Chook shed once. I shot it with my .22.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 08, 2013, 11:48:36 PM
Ok EJ. I'll get you a pic, sir. And do a full write up. In the meantime a story.....

Alright. Right at this moment in time I am off work due to Piriformis Syndrome - my sciatic nerve has been entrapped by my piriformis muscle (under my butt's glute muscle). This fires off my nerve and tells my brain I have severe pain in my leg. It also tells my back thigh muscles to contract. So in as many as a half dozen places in my thigh and calf my muscles cramp and will not release. Result is, I can stand/walk for about 1 minute only before I can go no further due to pain.

Anyway. I am in the supermarket yesterday. It's a four stop walk to get from the car into the shop. That is, I need to sit down for a couple of minutes at each stop before I can continue. But there are no places to sit In the supermarket. So... I carried one of their baskets with me. Turn it upside down and sit.

I am on my fourth or fifth sitting near the cold juice section and a girl stops and asks me if I am ok and need help. Oh My Fuking God, this girl was absolutely stunning. I see some darn fine looking women in this shopping center but this girl topped them all. I told her I'm resting my sore leg after an intense physio session. We had a small banter and she smiled some more and moved on.

As I hobbled by I again thanked her for Asking. She smiled again. Ahhh.... just her smile her eyes her face - and her body - were almost enough to take the pain away.

I had a word at the check out. They let me keep my spot in line while I sat on the section outside the checkout. Once done I moved on. Walking passed the self-serve I saw her again. I did't have any "thanks for being smoking hot" cards on me. So I told her outright I just HAD to tell her how attractive she was and was absolutely stunning.

It was the funniest thing cause I caught her mid way trying to figure out the auto cashier. Her face turned from puzzlement at the machine, to oh sorry, yes, I am listening now, to OMG that was such a nice thing to say to me I am now blushing and smiling.

I turned and limped away. Good will and happiness spread a little.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 08, 2013, 11:55:26 PM
Nice story
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 09, 2013, 12:16:24 AM
fruitfly trap pic taken. Sending from phone to computer now...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 09, 2013, 12:38:00 AM
Ok EJ. I'll get you a pic, sir. And do a full write up. In the meantime a story.....

Alright. Right at this moment in time I am off work due to Piriformis Syndrome - my sciatic nerve has been entrapped by my piriformis muscle (under my butt's glute muscle). This fires off my nerve and tells my brain I have severe pain in my leg. It also tells my back thigh muscles to contract. So in as many as a half dozen places in my thigh and calf my muscles cramp and will not release. Result is, I can stand/walk for about 1 minute only before I can go no further due to pain.

Anyway. I am in the supermarket yesterday. It's a four stop walk to get from the car into the shop. That is, I need to sit down for a couple of minutes at each stop before I can continue. But there are no places to sit In the supermarket. So... I carried one of their baskets with me. Turn it upside down and sit.

I am on my fourth or fifth sitting near the cold juice section and a girl stops and asks me if I am ok and need help. Oh My Fuking God, this girl was absolutely stunning. I see some darn fine looking women in this shopping center but this girl topped them all. I told her I'm resting my sore leg after an intense physio session. We had a small banter and she smiled some more and moved on.

As I hobbled by I again thanked her for Asking. She smiled again. Ahhh.... just her smile her eyes her face - and her body - were almost enough to take the pain away.

I had a word at the check out. They let me keep my spot in line while I sat on the section outside the checkout. Once done I moved on. Walking passed the self-serve I saw her again. I did't have any "thanks for being smoking hot" cards on me. So I told her outright I just HAD to tell her how attractive she was and was absolutely stunning.

It was the funniest thing cause I caught her mid way trying to figure out the auto cashier. Her face turned from puzzlement at the machine, to oh sorry, yes, I am listening now, to OMG that was such a nice thing to say to me I am now blushing and smiling.

I turned and limped away. Good will and happiness spread a little.


Well now, It's good to see mister is back in the game.
Been a long time since you've tapped your creative side.
A good read... concidering it all started with a fly-trap.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 09, 2013, 12:58:41 AM
Ok EJ. I'll get you a pic, sir. And do a full write up. In the meantime a story.....

Alright. Right at this moment in time I am off work due to Piriformis Syndrome - my sciatic nerve has been entrapped by my piriformis muscle (under my butt's glute muscle). This fires off my nerve and tells my brain I have severe pain in my leg. It also tells my back thigh muscles to contract. So in as many as a half dozen places in my thigh and calf my muscles cramp and will not release. Result is, I can stand/walk for about 1 minute only before I can go no further due to pain.

Anyway. I am in the supermarket yesterday. It's a four stop walk to get from the car into the shop. That is, I need to sit down for a couple of minutes at each stop before I can continue. But there are no places to sit In the supermarket. So... I carried one of their baskets with me. Turn it upside down and sit.

I am on my fourth or fifth sitting near the cold juice section and a girl stops and asks me if I am ok and need help. Oh My Fuking God, this girl was absolutely stunning. I see some darn fine looking women in this shopping center but this girl topped them all. I told her I'm resting my sore leg after an intense physio session. We had a small banter and she smiled some more and moved on.

As I hobbled by I again thanked her for Asking. She smiled again. Ahhh.... just her smile her eyes her face - and her body - were almost enough to take the pain away.

I had a word at the check out. They let me keep my spot in line while I sat on the section outside the checkout. Once done I moved on. Walking passed the self-serve I saw her again. I did't have any "thanks for being smoking hot" cards on me. So I told her outright I just HAD to tell her how attractive she was and was absolutely stunning.

It was the funniest thing cause I caught her mid way trying to figure out the auto cashier. Her face turned from puzzlement at the machine, to oh sorry, yes, I am listening now, to OMG that was such a nice thing to say to me I am now blushing and smiling.

I turned and limped away. Good will and happiness spread a little.


Well now, It's good to see mister is back in the game.
Been a long time since you've tapped your creative side.
A good read... concidering it all started with a fly-trap.  :thumb:

It's actually a true story EJ. She was mesmerizing. To me anyway.

You know, some (many) good looking girls can be a bit stuck up. And certainly would never ask if someone was ok and needed help. But not her. In all my sitting down in the store and the various aisles, not once did anyone else stop to ask - I didn't expect them to, but not even a staff member??? But she showed genuine concern on her face. Maybe someone close to her recently had a turn, who knows.  :dunno_black: Only that, she had me at hello  :icon_mrgreen:

It's funny. When a guy Wants something from a woman (let's talk boys here, ok), and specially a good looking one, they get all tongue tied. And yet, they would have no problem saying "Excuse me, you left your lights on" if they saw her leaving her car and entering the store. The sole difference is whether they had an expectation or desired outcome they wanted from her.

I'm past the age of giving a flying fuk what people think. I'll tell them they are good looking if I think it.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 09, 2013, 01:11:57 AM
I have spent time analyzing the humanity of ugly girl - cute girl.

I try to look past the container the person is housed in and communicate with them on a level plane but it's almost impossible.

I communicate with attractive women "differently" than I do with ugly girls, and different again with typical average looking women.

Wish life was fair... but it's not, its human.  :icon_neutral:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 09, 2013, 01:16:48 AM
Margaret Thatcher dead. Did you know she was a comedian? "tis true.... look http://youtu.be/DQ6TgaPJcR0

Now we know where monty python got their material from http://youtu.be/4vuW6tQ0218
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 09, 2013, 02:12:37 AM
Um, you're avoiding the fly-trap issue. Aren't you'  :whisper:

(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/6/61259/33_2008/fly-trap.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 09, 2013, 02:48:11 AM
Tis a sad day. Margaret was a great leader...just like Julia Gillard.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8x4lHHEW1qzazaho1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 09, 2013, 02:55:13 AM
Um... They're more like opposites, not twins. Yes?  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 09, 2013, 03:01:49 AM
Where's this fly trap?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 09, 2013, 03:04:33 AM
Hey Mister, where's the fly trap pic?

I fear saying anything like that to women because they'll think I'm a dirty old man, slap me, file for sexual harassment, or all of the above... therefore I admire your guts  :thumb:

Unfortunately for me it was Audi Q3 vs. Suzuki GS450E... on the upside I could still ride to work today...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 09, 2013, 03:07:46 AM
Hey Mister, where's the fly trap pic?

I fear saying anything like that to women because they'll think I'm a dirty old man, slap me, file for sexual harassment, or all of the above... therefore I admire your guts  :thumb:

Unfortunately for me it was Audi Q3 vs. Suzuki GS450E... on the upside I could still ride to work today...
I do it all the time,
As a matter of fact both Mister and Twisted witnessed me saying to a couple girls at the bike show last year.
They were pretty :kiss3:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 09, 2013, 03:09:34 AM
One day I'll grow some balls... haha
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 09, 2013, 03:12:21 AM
I even took their photo :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 09, 2013, 03:17:35 AM
Hahahahaha in my mind that's jail time! Is that lame or what?

So where's the photo?  :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 09, 2013, 03:43:56 AM
Ill see if I can find it :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 09, 2013, 04:19:23 AM
(http://www.gs500.net/gallery/data/507/medium/031.JPG)(http://www.gs500.net/gallery/data/507/medium/032.JPG)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 09, 2013, 04:20:48 AM
Ok... fruitfly killing time....

As posted on my G+ https://plus.google.com/109666668890837708586/posts/ZHhduyNBqA9....

How To Get Rid of Fruitflies

Ok, so from somewhere we got some fruitflies in the kitchen. Even with all fruit hidden these buggers still hang around. But not anymore thanks to this simple DIY fruitfly trap I made and put out last night.

To a small container I added some Apple Cider Vinegar. I then added a couple of drops of dishwashing detergent (in my case, Palmolive green). Stirred with my finger and let sit. Almost instantly the flies headed to the container - the vinegar smell must draw them. At which point I moved away to leave them be.

Either the dishwashing detergent breaks up the surface tension and they sink as soon as they land on the vinegar - or - they try to drink the mixture and it kills them. Either way, they all end up sinking to the bottom of the container. No more fruitflies.

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-p_y4ADZ3ASA/UWNi2CDpKGI/AAAAAAAABbQ/48CXlBViGks/w497-h373/FruitFlyTrap.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 09, 2013, 05:48:53 AM
Everyone should be publically whipped if they cannot indicate and complete various parking maneuvers and keeping to the left side of the road
Keeping to hte left side of road is illegal in us. or would get one a dui sobriety test
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 09, 2013, 06:48:18 AM
It means we drive on the correct side of the road on the right side of a car.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 09, 2013, 11:05:51 AM
Fruitflies commit suicide in my trap. Fuk yeah.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 09, 2013, 11:26:50 AM
Cods and Mister... you both get a  :thumb: for your posts  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Richard Nixon on April 09, 2013, 04:20:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0y5T2C7.jpg)

mmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 09, 2013, 07:48:57 PM
I guess I'll be chasing the insurance company today... no word from them yet.

If I get time I'll order some more mains too, I think my 450 would like a little love after Monday avo...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 09, 2013, 09:08:29 PM
A full page of good posts here.
The LPW celebrities finally woke up and pleased their fans. Links too. :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 09, 2013, 09:56:30 PM
Holy sheet. 80* F. Nice ride, but my winter jacket is hot now.

Is winter gone?  Bike started up with minimal choke. You don't see that at 30*.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 09, 2013, 10:34:04 PM
I like how G+ allows you to leave reviews for businesses you interact with. Hmmmm..... here I go.....  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 09, 2013, 11:51:33 PM
Hear yee hear yee I have posted
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 10, 2013, 12:16:39 AM
Big GC storm, Just missing us.  :woohoo:

But later.....  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 10, 2013, 12:40:45 AM
It means we drive on the correct side of the road on the right side of a car.
Very true. or we, ( and other nations, keep to right side of road in left side of car. ) so we all keep on the proper side of said road Eh?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 10, 2013, 01:25:10 AM
So Jester... (http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/thumbnail2/1222_hot_and_sweating_smiley.gif) Did you go swimming today?
Which would be odd since it was snowing there about 2 weeks ago, no? (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/hmm.gif)
Just saying
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 10, 2013, 02:03:15 AM
Taking a dump at work and getting paid. Then off later on to the bloodbank to donate plasma and still be paid by work. Just sayin
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 10, 2013, 02:13:13 AM
Dont faint  >:(
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 10, 2013, 02:53:22 AM
I'm pepped up on sugar and had a pork roast last night with bacon n eggs for breakky so I'm rarin to go
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 10, 2013, 03:54:27 AM
Last time I gave blood I was denied.

Went to Costa Rica for work. Sadly, not blood bank friendly.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 10, 2013, 04:07:44 AM
Ultimate fighter soon. Woohoo
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Kijona on April 10, 2013, 04:10:14 AM
Ultimate fighter soon. Woohoo

Cool story bro.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 10, 2013, 04:12:58 AM
Dammit ej you jinxed me you bastard. Had a cold sweat and they had to stop mid donation.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Kijona on April 10, 2013, 04:28:33 AM
Dammit ej you jinxed me you bastard. Had a cold sweat and they had to stop mid donation.

My perverted mind read that in a totally different light. Ugh.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 10, 2013, 05:56:29 AM
Taking a dump at work and getting paid. Then off later on to the bloodbank to donate plasma and still be paid by work. Just sayin
have a drink or two and get far dizzier
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 10, 2013, 07:46:13 AM
It was a weird feeling ill tell you.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 10, 2013, 02:25:19 PM
Yep.  Been there back in the day.  Definitely strange.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 10, 2013, 07:49:51 PM
Too many meetings yesterday, no main jets ordered  :dunno_black:

Insurance company called me back though and someone will be in contact by COB today to tell me how to go about quotes and repairs etc.

Hopefully I get time to order some main jets too...

And the Kat guys are talking about organising a dyno day... would love to see how the 450 is once I get the mains sorted and maybe drill the vacuum holes in the slides...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 10, 2013, 08:41:47 PM
Yeah, you might surprise everyone and get 50hp  :woohoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 10, 2013, 10:48:47 PM
Dammit ej you jinxed me you bastard. Had a cold sweat and they had to stop mid donation.

My perverted mind read that in a totally different light. Ugh.

Nah...
I been "violated" by this crew in the past. It only hurts for a little while.

And Slips... Glad I could help.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 10, 2013, 11:05:57 PM
Arnotts Shapes - everything a growing body needs  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 11, 2013, 01:25:42 AM
Ok then, somebody post something clever.
And be sure to stay on topic.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 11, 2013, 03:07:59 AM
Jester's life is about to change again: Divorce. Very sobering. That's for sure.

Funny how you are on top of the world one minute only to have things turned upside down the next.

It's been building for years, so no surprise. We are very kind to each other, just looking out for the best interest of our son. Hope I can keep the GS. It's a marital asset, so we'll see.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 11, 2013, 06:23:40 AM
Jester's life is about to change again: Divorce. Very sobering. That's for sure.

Funny how you are on top of the world one minute only to have things turned upside down the next.

It's been building for years, so no surprise. We are very kind to each other, just looking out for the best interest of our son. Hope I can keep the GS. It's a marital asset, so we'll see.

DAYUM (http://www.ghank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20.png)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 11, 2013, 07:19:56 AM
Jester,

Better to go your own way now than live in not so happy states for years and year only to part ways much later after wasting all that extra time.

Hope your custody and support issues stay amicable.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 11, 2013, 07:21:07 AM
Holy f%$king shaZam!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on April 11, 2013, 08:11:04 AM
Sounds like the GS would be safe if you are both amicable :thumb:
Make sure the Number 1 son comes first in all respect though.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 11, 2013, 09:49:47 AM
Way to keep that on the down low jester. Geez like yeah wow geez ummmmm you ok?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 11, 2013, 11:35:37 AM
Guys, I'm fine. Actually, relieved.  Will there be surprises?  Yep.  But arguing over a nickel will end up costing $50.

Been building for 3+ years. Turbulent times not good for my 4 year old.  Better in the long run.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 11, 2013, 12:12:26 PM
Sad but good Jester... my parents stayed together when they shouldn't have and then they recently got divorced... at like 70!

My dad has since re-married... all of 6 months later... turns out he'd been seeing her for the last 3 years!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like you guys have a grip on things with your son's best interests, sounds like the best move forward for all concerned, so I wish you guys all the best.

As for me... bike goes in to Brisbane Motorcycles on Monday for the insurance assessment.

And the dyno day looks like a goer... now I need to get those main jets ordered, still no time today.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 11, 2013, 12:34:36 PM
Late Thursday night
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: cbrfxr67 on April 11, 2013, 05:35:39 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences4/shirt1.png)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences4/shirt2.png)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 11, 2013, 08:01:09 PM
Some things can never be unseen...  :cookoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: cbrfxr67 on April 11, 2013, 08:10:34 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences/motorists.jpg)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences/pedestrians.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 11, 2013, 09:44:46 PM
Two issues here...

1.) Kind of impressive that we got the Jester marital situation to discuss here. Two thumbs-up for telling us what's going on in your life Jester.
Side Note: I usually have more discussion with you LPW nuts that with my own family. Just saying.

2.) peteGS: Are there any photos of your bike damage?
Could you provide a link to you bike-wreck thread maybe?

-Ej-
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 12, 2013, 01:25:20 AM
Pete,

Two things: Forget Brissy M'Cycles for assessment. Take it to Ozzy - unless you're with SWAN.

My folks split after 28 years together. They had Talked about it some 14 years earlier but didn't split and stayed together in misery for another 14 years. Whereas they Could have not wasted each other's time for 14 years and just gone and done it when they knew it was all over.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on April 12, 2013, 01:46:45 AM
Mister...Agreed. It was misery for 3 years. Called it quits after many reconciliations failed.  Sad, but at some point there's no turning back the hands of time to fix things.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 12, 2013, 01:57:47 AM
We have so many guys at work paying child support it's ridiculous. I stopped counting at 14 when I did a count a few months back.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 12, 2013, 03:05:30 AM
Difficult to put a positive spin on things such as this however LPW is here for you.  :sad:
I think it takes a rather long time to finalize such matters. 18 months?
Keeping communications flowing (even if unpleasant) is going to be the task at hand as things progress.

God Speed Jester,
And keep us posted during this transition.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 12, 2013, 03:56:07 AM
Mister: Ozzy's miles out of my way and makes a PITA to get back to work etc. whereas Brisbane Motorcycles is a few minutes walk to the train etc. and I can just leave it there, come to work, and pick it up on the way home. It's primarily a convenience thing (hate being without my bike).

I hear ya on the parents, for mine I think it was more like 20 years... they're religious (or supposed to be) so I think divorce was frowned upon, just more useless rules to follow...

EJ: Photobucket library here: http://s594.photobucket.com/user/starpoint73/library/GS450/20130408%20-%20Rear%20Ended?sort=3&page=1 (http://s594.photobucket.com/user/starpoint73/library/GS450/20130408%20-%20Rear%20Ended?sort=3&page=1)

Best (or worst if you like) shots:

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/GS450/20130408%20-%20Rear%20Ended/IMG_0481.jpg) (http://s594.photobucket.com/user/starpoint73/media/GS450/20130408%20-%20Rear%20Ended/IMG_0481.jpg.html)

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/GS450/20130408%20-%20Rear%20Ended/IMG_0485.jpg) (http://s594.photobucket.com/user/starpoint73/media/GS450/20130408%20-%20Rear%20Ended/IMG_0485.jpg.html)

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/GS450/20130408%20-%20Rear%20Ended/IMG_0488.jpg) (http://s594.photobucket.com/user/starpoint73/media/GS450/20130408%20-%20Rear%20Ended/IMG_0488.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 12, 2013, 04:50:42 AM
Just cross your fingers they don't declare Frame Damage.

Convenience you want? Yeah, I used to ride my bike to Ozzy and he would drop me off at the train and pick me up again when done. I don't think he needs all day to do an assessment. But whatever works for you. Just that I have Never heard a good story about Brissy M'Cycles and their service/repair dept.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 12, 2013, 07:44:25 AM
Basically any shop in Brisbane I don't trust with my bike except Ozzy. On a side note my bar end mirrors rocked up today. Ill need to turn up a couple small spacers and I can re use my stock bar end weights.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 12, 2013, 11:35:27 AM
I hear ya' guys, I'm not keen on anyone touching my bike at all... was bad enough letting someone else put tyres on it...

However, it's gotta be done and while I know Ozzy will be good, it's just way too far out of the way as I'm stupidly busy at the moment with work. Fingers crossed it all goes well.

If they declare frame damage I'll be taking it somewhere else, there ain't nothin' wrong with it as the plastic rear guard cushioned the impact to all the structural stuff.

I haven't heard good or bad about them so we'll see... if I get my way I'm hoping they can sort out the guard and tail light off the bike and I can see if I can get my stock guard and tail light on to keep riding. It will be ugly but I'll still be mobile...

Just ordered some 145 and 150 mains today so I'm keen to give them a go next too...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 12, 2013, 06:01:51 PM
Mister...Agreed. It was misery for 3 years. Called it quits after many reconciliations failed.  Sad, but at some point there's no turning back the hands of time to fix things.


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My friend it takes courage on your part, as well as the wifes to realise it isnt going to work, and part company. if the marital property gs is going, can always build another, or like me, hang around here long after the gs has left. i wish you nothing but the best, and your wife and young one as well.  :bowdown:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: cbrfxr67 on April 12, 2013, 06:58:26 PM
+1 on what Yama said.  I just ended 15 year marriage in February.  We tried and tried and after so many years it wasn't even a positive relationship anymore.  Even at that it was difficult to split.  Since then though, I've acquired a new home, re-established loving relationship with 'my' family and gotten a real sense of what I want instead of meandering in a failed marriage and being miserable.  You'll definitely come out of it and see things from a new positive perspective.  Well I did. 

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/563178_10201004074927355_466178132_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 12, 2013, 09:10:52 PM
Lots of LPW lovin' here  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 12, 2013, 10:08:22 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on April 12, 2013, 10:28:42 PM
Pete,

Go to Ozzy's board and find the story of the guy with the Ducati. They charged him $1,700 for a service. All they did was change the brake fluid on the front. Ozzy's got the pics up online. The air filter wasn't touched and looks like it had become a rat's nest. Other issues too. Not bad for a $1,700 fee. There are others as well. So, now you know in advance. Just be prepared to disregard anything they tell you.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 13, 2013, 04:23:28 AM
I second that.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on April 13, 2013, 01:13:58 PM
I hear ya' guys,
I'm not keen on anyone touching my bike at all...
 ...was bad enough letting someone else put tyres on it...

However, it's gotta be done and while I know Ozzy will be good, it's just way too far out of the way as I'm stupidly busy at the moment with work.
Fingers crossed it all goes well.

Understood x10 PeteGS.
You don't want other people's hands on any of your machines.
However, sometimes situations arise that force us out of the comfort-zone.

I'd get the damage estimated (and repaired) per your contract, and then just inspect & re-do (if necessary) once you get her back home.
You know the deal. (http://www.thereeftank.com/forums/images/smilies/agree.gif)
Sorry for your trouble too.
-Ej-
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 13, 2013, 01:21:40 PM
So what's cracking in jersey ej?
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Post by: Electrojake on April 13, 2013, 01:33:02 PM
I'm not a happy boy.  :icon_sad:

1.) Its Saturday morning and I have to go to work and do about 6 hours of Hurricane Sandy related paper-work.
2.) My pay goes down while the taxes go up and the politicians continue to live like Kings!
3.) My country & its people have deteriorated into a worthless pack of entitlement-mentality socialists.

Any of this sound familiar?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 13, 2013, 01:34:43 PM
Here's something to cheer you up ej. And I'll have another surprising thing too.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 13, 2013, 04:05:20 PM
I'm not a happy boy.  :icon_sad:

1.) Its Saturday morning and I have to go to work and do about 6 hours of Hurricane Sandy related paper-work.
2.) My pay goes down while the taxes go up and the politicians continue to live like Kings!
3.) My country & its people have deteriorated into a worthless pack of entitlement-mentality socialists.

Any of this sound familiar?
yup sat here too 9a to 5p bored shitless. agreed on number 3 lol
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 13, 2013, 08:30:27 PM
Now this blew my mind you yanks (rich ones) have far too much

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Post by: peteGS on April 13, 2013, 08:41:15 PM
If I was going to Brissie M'cycles for service work... I wouldn't... then I probably really would go to Ozzy if for some reason I couldn't do it myself.

But this is crash repair, and I'm hopeful that if they'll let me just leave my guard and tail light with them, I can stick my stock ones back on temporarily. That way if they screw it up, I'm still riding. They can't do a worse paint job than I did on the rear guard...

If I can do this, then I'll not bother getting the scratch on the front guard touched up as I can do that myself and I still need to do the one on the other side from before Christmas.

The only other thing is the foot pad on the brake pedal being bent, but that's a 30 second fix...

I have one advantage over a lot of other riders I would think... having rebuilt my bike from the ground up I know exactly what the deal is with every nut and bolt so I will know if they tell me BS...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 13, 2013, 09:19:25 PM
Now that's an ideas man. Thing is taking a knock from behind you dunno if your frame got tweaked, any bearings got damaged? That's what I've learned about bikes they are much more fragile than you think
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Post by: mister on April 13, 2013, 11:06:26 PM
BM - I wouldn't let them service a bike, wouldn't let them repair a bike, wouldn't even let them look at a bike cause I don't trust them to not loosen something and then claim it needs Fixing too. Bottom line I do NOT trust them at all.

When I got my GS500 I shopped around. BM was the highest priced and least moving on their price. I spoke to the mechanic who I used at the time and he said "let me get you a price for a GS500". Hey, doesn't hurt to get a price, does it? Well, his price was WAY cheaper than anyone else. So he picked the bike up and let me know when it was ready to collect. As I look over the paperwork I discover it had come from none other than BM.  :o

That's right, the same pricks who would NOT budge on their price.

I'm all for giving discounts to your resellers and the  like, but to not move on a price even $100 when a buyer is in the store? And to start with overinflated prices to begin with? Man, not good for customer service at all.

The one thing I will grant them, however, is that their accessory people upstrairs have always done the right thing by me.

Do let us know what they say. We are curious.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 14, 2013, 01:51:19 AM
Now this blew my mind you yanks (rich ones) have far too much

My government is made up of "humans"... and these particular humans get to decide what the other 99.99% of us are permitted to own or not own?  What?
Translation: The government uses the richest 1% and the poorest 1% to justify their power-grab and the never ending erosion of our liberties.

Read This: I love rich people. They own factories and corporations that create jobs for all us. Additionally, ultra wealthy Americans are often philanthropists that spend millions of dollars of their own money to help the needy, (unlike the government that only spends "other peoples" money).

I despise the government. The government produces nothing, absolutely nothing. Well, nothing other than weak minded minions to push their propaganda.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 14, 2013, 02:49:55 AM
After I left my sucky job at my sucky office this evening I did get in a 60 mile bike ride.
It was nice!
Cool, crisp, fast-paced. Attitude cleansing.  :D

P.S. Wonder what time it is in Ohio?
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Post by: Toledo Jim on April 14, 2013, 03:27:47 AM
..snip..
P.S. Wonder what time it is in Ohio?
11:27 p.m. right now.  :cheers:
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Post by: mister on April 14, 2013, 06:46:13 AM
Depends where abouts in Ohio. Top of the state, Cleveland, east of the state, somewhere near Mother Shipton's cave or...?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 14, 2013, 07:16:27 AM
Yeah that vid blew me back a bit I mean how can so few have soo much and yet want more? Wonder if bill gates is up there?
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Post by: codajastal on April 14, 2013, 09:28:25 AM
Short video with the taller clip-ons

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Post by: codajastal on April 14, 2013, 11:29:37 AM
 
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Post by: Electrojake on April 14, 2013, 01:43:14 PM
Yeah that vid blew me back a bit I mean how can so few have soo much and yet want more? Wonder if bill gates is up there?

Every day I get up and go to work with the thought of how I can get me a slice of that 1% ultra-wealth... Not how to be poor, and certainly not how to be a pompous government official.

Let's see? Should I try to be more like Bill & Melinda Gates... Or be like George Bush and Barack Obama.
Give me a break. (http://www.stromtrooper.com/images/smilies/new/skep.gif)
And hey... No politics or religion chat here, just cat photos & porn.
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Post by: jestercinti on April 14, 2013, 07:40:25 PM
Glad to see that Ohio is still in the conversations.

Was in Dallas Texas this weekend for a conference. Good times.

Have to go to the dentist tomorrow. It will not be fun. Drill baby drill.


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Post by: peteGS on April 14, 2013, 07:50:40 PM
BM - I wouldn't let them service a bike, wouldn't let them repair a bike, wouldn't even let them look at a bike cause I don't trust them to not loosen something and then claim it needs Fixing too. Bottom line I do NOT trust them at all.

When I got my GS500 I shopped around. BM was the highest priced and least moving on their price. I spoke to the mechanic who I used at the time and he said "let me get you a price for a GS500". Hey, doesn't hurt to get a price, does it? Well, his price was WAY cheaper than anyone else. So he picked the bike up and let me know when it was ready to collect. As I look over the paperwork I discover it had come from none other than BM.  :o

That's right, the same pricks who would NOT budge on their price.

I'm all for giving discounts to your resellers and the  like, but to not move on a price even $100 when a buyer is in the store? And to start with overinflated prices to begin with? Man, not good for customer service at all.

The one thing I will grant them, however, is that their accessory people upstrairs have always done the right thing by me.

Do let us know what they say. We are curious.

I hear ya' Mister, I have definitely heard bad things about their sales guys, but their parts and accessories guys have definitely been excellent for me too. I've gotten a lot of stuff from there due to the location and they've always been helpful. It was one of those guys who spent the time to help with my fork gaiters... a whole $20 sale.

I will let y'all know this evening what I find out today...

In the meantime I should've had the ground for the shed pretty much levelled out ready to plan out the form work for the concrete yesterday, but of course life can never be that simple...

Came across what looked like a storm water pipe that was running near the fence and almost not in the ground at all. Raked the gravel off the top and there it was...  >:(

Couldn't find the bottom end so assumed it went off through the front yard so I looked at the top end... went all the way up to the back of the house then made a 90 degree turn towards the house... and down! Yep, started going down into the ground on about a 45 degree angle or steeper... WTF??!!

Bit the bullet and drilled a hose size hole just near the angle, squirted water down, couldn't see it going anywhere... debated for a while and just chopped it at the start of where the shed base will be. Hose down there, and next minute it's flowing back at me... damn pipe goes nowhere!

So after relocating everything down the side to get to it I lost ages of time but at least the pipe's been cleared and I can get back to levelling again...

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/General/20130414-01.jpg) (http://s594.photobucket.com/user/starpoint73/media/General/20130414-01.jpg.html)

At least I've got the bulk of the river rock out of the way so now it's into the clay... and ain't that fun when it's soaked! Had to get the pick into it to get that pipe out and it just gets clogged up with clay non-stop... I'll be so glad when I have concrete down there!
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Post by: mister on April 14, 2013, 11:03:43 PM
So someone put in pipe that went nowhere? They must have had intentions of Something but just forgot about it all. HA!
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 14, 2013, 11:59:48 PM
Kinda like the winchester mansion lol
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Post by: Electrojake on April 15, 2013, 02:31:56 AM
And what the hell is THIS?  :confused:

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/General/20130128-02_zpse94f0b6d.jpg)
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Post by: mister on April 15, 2013, 02:47:02 AM
Looks like black sofa with red cushions.  :dunno_black:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 15, 2013, 03:35:00 AM
with a wooden table in front Eh?
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Post by: mister on April 15, 2013, 03:52:25 AM
A glass nest of tables?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 15, 2013, 06:03:32 AM
Awwwwww cutie little kitty cat
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Post by: peteGS on April 15, 2013, 11:16:10 AM
Haha that there is my little fluffy man reclining on the bar in the rumpus, his favourite position is near the booze... the couch is actually brown leather but close  :thumb:

He actually enjoys a finger or three full of rum, scotch, gin, or sparkling white wine... and doesn't mind a nice red either... in that photo he hadn't actually been drinking... need to be careful of the spirits mounted on the pourers as he's likely to lick them enough to cause the booze to drip a little for his enjoyment...

Brisbane Motorcycles... well I think I succeeded in confusing them today. They need to wait for a panel beating quote now after taking photos because they don't know WTF to do about a bike with non-stock parts on it... I'm not shocked. Wait and see what happens tomorrow... but the good thing of course is that it's highly likely I can do the swap and run the stock guard and tail light while they get the others repaired. Score on that point  :thumb:

As for the pipe in the ground, the house mate traced it a little more this avo while I kept digging down the side, and it doesn't go much further in either direction from where we found it. It looks to me like someone stuck it there during construction or renovation and buried it under the soil and river rock... there is no way I can see that pipe being of any use at any stage given it goes *up* at a very steep angle before turning 90 degrees and running down towards the street... weird PO's of this house... not the first weird thing we've found...  :dunno_black:

Oh, and got 145 and 150 main jets in the mail today, 145's in, see if my WOT is doing something a little more exciting tomorrow  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 15, 2013, 12:20:32 PM
Oh the cheeky alcho kitty
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Post by: peteGS on April 15, 2013, 12:44:45 PM
Yep, got that straight! There's another girl who's worse... but she much prefers red wine followed by some Camembert or Brie... which she enjoys chewing...
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Post by: jestercinti on April 15, 2013, 05:32:36 PM
The dentist is the biggest up-sell/scam out there.

I have all 32 teeth.  I do not want/need my Wisdom teeth removed.  I have a healthy set of chops minus a few cavities.  Leave me alone already.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 15, 2013, 07:01:01 PM
The dentist is the biggest up-sell/scam out there.

I have all 32 teeth.  I do not want/need my Wisdom teeth removed.  I have a healthy set of chops minus a few cavities.  Leave me alone already.
had 3 of 4 wisdom teeth removed. and im dumber for the count lol. 4th one is fine so it stays. ( as well as one on the side. ) health issues and shaZam! causing this.
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Post by: peteGS on April 15, 2013, 07:54:47 PM
Had all mine out years ago... dentist gave me valium and I didn't wake up for an hour and a half... he was a little worried. No one knew at the time that things like valium hit me more than other people my same weight... or they used to anyway, haven't had anything like that for years.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 15, 2013, 08:52:32 PM
just novocaine for me. ( including the wisdom teeth and side one.)
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Post by: Electrojake on April 15, 2013, 10:46:43 PM
Two items here...

1.) peteGS has a fine kitty-cat. He looks comfy! 

2.) I like when people complain here on LPW. Especially people from Ohio.

Nice job boys.  :thumb:
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Post by: mister on April 15, 2013, 11:06:23 PM
Bombs in Boston eh? Fuking hell. Stay safe peeps....
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Post by: jestercinti on April 16, 2013, 12:44:19 AM
EJ has a thing for making fun of people from Ohio.  Just sayin'.


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Post by: Electrojake on April 16, 2013, 02:16:42 AM
(http://wosu.org/2012/news/files/ohio_flag2-592x394.jpg)
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Post by: mister on April 16, 2013, 03:41:49 AM
Was speaking to a girl from the US the other day. I can normally pick accents to within an area. I told her it wasn't LA or NY but sounded a little more north, maybe Michigan? She said, "Close, I'm from Ohio". Cool, not bad for a non American ,eh
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Post by: jestercinti on April 16, 2013, 04:34:06 AM
I moved to Ohio in 2005 for a soon to be ex's new job.

3 years she asked me what the flag with the 2 points at the end, big Ted dot, and stripes was. How can you not know your state flag?

Preliminary agreements include me keeping the GS. Happy about that.


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Post by: jestercinti on April 16, 2013, 05:31:01 AM
Can't sleep. Dentist did a number on me. Starving, but jaw hurts from opening up wide to drill back most molars.


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Post by: codajastal on April 16, 2013, 05:46:24 AM
HTFU Jester. I always got my teeth drilled and filled without the needles. Im hardcore. Used to amuse the dentist.
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Post by: mister on April 16, 2013, 05:54:54 AM
Good news Jester. Keep the discussions calm and learn yourself the Third Party Law. It's a Scientology link, but it is a Valid piece http://www.scientologyhandbook.org/SH8_1.HTM that provides much insight into why some people become so unagreeable.

Throw in the Rand idea of people being Shells who merely parrot the opinions of others, things they've read and so on, and who can thus not answer questions as the source of their thought is not there to provide the new answer, and you arm yourself with knowledge about these things.

3rd parties can include: co workers, girlfriends, TV shows like Opera, articles in magazines, lawyers (all lawyers say "you'll win" otherwise you will keep hunting until ou find one who will say "you'll win."), relatives, parents, etc., etc.

Story: Guy at work confronted me. Went something like,

"Now listen, I hear you're going to....."
"Who said that Bob?"
"Doesn't matter who."
"Yes it does, who said it?"
"It doesn't matter just that you are going to......"
"Ok Bob, here is why it matters... Two people can always sort out their differences unless there is a 3rd party involved. Right now you are upset at me, NOT because of something I said - but - because of what someone else Told You I said. It is THEM, the third party, that has stirred you up and made you angry at me.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 16, 2013, 06:41:21 AM
Good news I'm Back!
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Post by: mister on April 16, 2013, 11:02:59 AM
Yeah, there are some good singers on The Voice.
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Post by: codajastal on April 16, 2013, 11:06:26 AM
Yeah, there are some good singers on The Voice.
:thumb:
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Post by: peteGS on April 16, 2013, 11:12:58 AM
1. Yeah I have a cool kitty cat there and he is very comfy on the bar... he's a bit of a dude.

2. No word from Brissie Motorcycles on the panel beating quote yet... no surprise.

3. So sick of this rain! Digging the clay out to level the ground for the shed is now a nightmare as it's just a big mud hole. It really needs to dry out a bit so I can truly see the lay of the land. Yesterday and today I had about half an hour each day but got very little progress because the clay is just sticking to everything.

4. Jury's out on the 145 main jets... very little opportunity for WOT and a big accident on the way home on Settlement Rd had both lanes up the hill closed, so again missed my WOT opportunity. It seems to be a little meatier again across the throttle range but idle was really bad as it richened up the idle circuit as expected. Mixture screws in 3/4 of a turn when I got home so see how that goes tomorrow... the way it's going I'll need one size *smaller* pilot jets!

5. Boston... man that's freaky... and all those bombs in Iraq today as well... and I thought North Korea was the worry!
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Post by: jestercinti on April 16, 2013, 05:42:57 PM
HTFU Jester. I always got my teeth drilled and filled without the needles. Im hardcore. Used to amuse the dentist.

You're like that guy from Little Shop of Horrors.  Good for you.  Me, nah!
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Post by: peteGS on April 16, 2013, 07:58:17 PM
Needle me up in the dentist's chair... I smashed my mouth on a railway line when I fell off my pushy when I was 17... that cured any issues I had with needles... I now have a denture thing for two of my front teeth... fun redneck party trick when I take 'em out...

I tell you the least fun I've had in the chair was when they had to extract what was left of one of my teeth... it had impacted with my jaw and almost become part of it, so the dentist had the assistant hold my head while he grabbed a pair of surgical pliers and ripped in...  :dunno_white:
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Post by: mister on April 16, 2013, 10:45:08 PM
Last time I went to the dentist I had a needle - as he pulled one of my wisdom teeth. But when I have fillings I have nothing. Us Aussies are hard bastards.
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Post by: codajastal on April 16, 2013, 11:14:48 PM
Cant see the point of having needles when there is no need as the pain is always minimal. Not a fan when they hit a nerve but I can live with it. :thumb:
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Post by: Electrojake on April 17, 2013, 02:17:02 AM
Say ahhh (http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Hypodermic%20Syringe.jpg)
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Post by: jestercinti on April 17, 2013, 02:38:13 AM
You know, I'm humbled that we talk about dentristry, Ohio, and other things.  Some of that I of course started.

I'll be out of the house next week into an Apartment.  It only gets better from there.  The sh!t that I'm finding out now is completely shocking.   :o
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 17, 2013, 06:03:17 AM
Last time I went to the dentist I had a needle - as he pulled one of my wisdom teeth. But when I have fillings I have nothing. Us Aussies are hard bastards.
all the meds im on healthwise screw with my teeth. had one pulled the tenth, wisdom teeth ( 3 of 4) were pulled a decade ago. a filling here or there. no needles on fillings. cause its like a tattoo to me, it hurts to a point then, meh not gonna hurt any worse. extractions i get vitamin v. and antibiotics. other than that. its all good
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 17, 2013, 06:14:15 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhhhhhh rahhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: mister on April 17, 2013, 06:19:44 AM
Got myself a Samsung galaxy tab. Using it to check Gstwins  while watching tv. My wife is on her tab next to me doing her thing. When battery needs charging the smartphone is the backup. Awesome  stuff. Now to figure out how to turn off predactive text,
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Post by: codajastal on April 17, 2013, 06:35:35 AM
Awesome  stuff. Now to figure out how to turn off predactive text,
Fucken hat that
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Post by: Janx101 on April 17, 2013, 06:39:14 AM
Got myself a Samsung galaxy tab. Using it to check Gstwins  while watching tv. My wife is on her tab next to me doing her thing. When battery needs charging the smartphone is the backup. Awesome  stuff. Now to figure out how to turn off predactive text,

if its the swype style thing like on the phones .. you'll get used to it... its handy though just as annoying as iphone at times...

i got an ipad.. and a samsung phone... if i been text a lot on the phone during day.. i go to ipad in evening and spend 15 seconds or so swearing that the 'f*&%g swype' not working on my ipad'  :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: Janx101 on April 17, 2013, 06:40:40 AM
.. and you can modify the dictionary... its a bit fiddly to start with but once you get most of your 'common personal usage' bits in it works well enough
 :thumb:
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Post by: mister on April 17, 2013, 07:53:22 AM
Yeah, It swipe like the phone but Instead of giving words to choose from and giving option of ignore, it starts suggesting words and won't  let choose something not on the list - swipe or type.

If i turn it off i lose swipe. Grrr. I'll figure it out.
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Post by: mister on April 17, 2013, 08:00:37 AM
Solved. No predictive but do have spell check and swipe. Cool!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 17, 2013, 08:58:59 AM
Wanted to venture out for fuel but went outside and it's about to storm down
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Post by: mister on April 17, 2013, 09:09:11 AM
When these tabs first came out I was like  :dunno_black:

Now I have one I'm like  :woohoo:
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Post by: codajastal on April 17, 2013, 09:09:55 AM
I have the ipad and love it
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 17, 2013, 09:36:38 AM
I don't have either and I have mixed emotions on the subject
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Post by: peteGS on April 17, 2013, 11:25:10 AM
I have a work provided iPhone that's ok... I have a personal Motorola Defy Mini that I hate with a passion...

Other than that I typically use the work laptop or my home PC...

Hit reserve today while my clutch was pulled in in traffic causing it to stall out... then my bloody starter or battery started playing up again so I'm sitting on the side of the road with a bike that refuses to crank properly and empty float bowls  >:(

Ironically if I hadn't leaned the mixture screws out *too* much yesterday, the popping I get as I'm about to hit reserve wouldn't have been masked out by the popping due to the too lean mixture on the idle circuit  >:(

Sometimes I really like to screw myself...  :dunno_black:

Trickle charging tonight to see if that makes it any better tomorrow...  :embarassed:

Had a look down the side today and still puddles of water where the shed will go, then we got more rain from the storm earlier... geeeez can't I get just a few days without rain?

Checked the weather reports this morning and so far this year we've had almost twice the average rain fall up to April... I am not surprised...
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Post by: jestercinti on April 17, 2013, 12:55:35 PM
I don't have either and I have mixed emotions on the subject

Now THAT is the best post of the day.

More VLOGS please.  I need to live vicariously though my Australian counterparts.  Enough about Ohio already...I want to hear from YOU!
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Post by: peteGS on April 17, 2013, 07:38:04 PM
I just want to ride... would love to go for a midweek ride but a 3pm meeting with my boss, his boss, and the CIO today... that should be oodles of fun...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 17, 2013, 08:41:21 PM
Working on one now and I have a close call in it. I took some footage before the vlog so I'm snipping out the interesting bits n pieces. Hopefully tonight ill have it edited ready to upload.
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Post by: mister on April 17, 2013, 09:58:02 PM
Found these chip things that are like pringles  But without the msg  and with real potato. Mamee is the brand. Can't eat just one.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 17, 2013, 10:04:06 PM
You know, I'm humbled that we talk about dentristry, Ohio, and other things.  Some of that I of course started.

I'll be out of the house next week into an Apartment.  It only gets better from there.  The sh!t that I'm finding out now is completely shocking.   :o

We, your LPW family, will expect full disclosure from you. I think Obama calls it "transparency"  :whisper:
Yup...
Personal issues.
Dental hygiene.
Psychiatric evaluations, etc...

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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 18, 2013, 01:03:05 AM
Things seem more official with timely leaves curved around it.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 18, 2013, 01:13:59 AM
Things seem more official with timely leaves curved around it.

Ya' know Slips, I was just thinking the very same thing. (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/ummm.gif)
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Hey, Jester... You there bro?  :icon_neutral:

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Post by: Janx101 on April 18, 2013, 01:18:50 AM
timely leaves??... wtf?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 18, 2013, 01:36:17 AM
Tiny leaves. Damn my autocorrect
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Post by: Electrojake on April 18, 2013, 02:05:48 AM
Greetings Janx.  :cheers:

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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 18, 2013, 02:15:26 AM
Flat out day press fitting locomotive gears and wheels
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Post by: mister on April 18, 2013, 03:52:02 AM
The sun goes down on the Arizona plane
And the wind rushes by like a runaway train...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 18, 2013, 04:02:33 AM
And another freaking massive explosion in Waco Texas
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Post by: jestercinti on April 18, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I'm here.  Was at a Reds game.  They won against Philidelphia.  Good times.

Going to Milwaukee, WI tomorrow with my son.  Going to hit some sights and he will get a chance to see his cousins.  He's all excited, and so am I.  Just not excited about a 6 hour drive to WI.

So, tomorrow I'll be out of pocket.  Looking at Apartments in the morning then at 3, leaving for WI.  If I find something I like, I'll sign a lease.  Wish me luck...it's definitely a step down, but it's for 6 months till I get this settled.
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Post by: jestercinti on April 18, 2013, 04:32:50 AM
(http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6208/6077236522_e6749a55a1_n.jpg)

Where is that EJ?
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Post by: jestercinti on April 18, 2013, 04:38:29 AM
Six Flags New Orleans, LA.  Closed since 2005.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 18, 2013, 04:42:31 AM
Australia open 24/7
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Post by: codajastal on April 18, 2013, 08:05:46 AM
A poem about tomatoes:-
 
I know a Muslim whose name is Jim,
I really love throwing tomatoes at him,
Now tomatoes are soft and don't hurt the skin,
But these buggars do, cos they're still in the tin!

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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 18, 2013, 08:09:50 AM
Winning
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Post by: mister on April 18, 2013, 11:14:07 AM
Washed (sponge bathed) my bikes today. Discovered the small spacer thingy on the left rear plastic that sits near the front, is missing. Hmmmm.

Any suggestions on a Mcgyver fix?
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Post by: Janx101 on April 18, 2013, 11:29:28 AM
Bunnings nylon or rubber tap washer? ... And some glue? ... If its the one I am thinking of
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 18, 2013, 11:37:54 AM
Rendering
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Post by: peteGS on April 18, 2013, 11:52:26 AM
Sitting here watching what bandwidth the backups consume at work after some changes today... are you as excited as I am?

On the other hand, 150 main jets seemed to be a good thing today, but need a good run to be sure...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 18, 2013, 11:55:27 AM
Sitting watching old top gear after watching new top gear
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Post by: mister on April 18, 2013, 12:09:50 PM
Space on the other sides seems to be about 30mm long. Looks to be screwed in somehow or something. Off to the parts fiche to find out what it is...
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Post by: jestercinti on April 18, 2013, 01:16:13 PM
Looking at apartments.


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Post by: Electrojake on April 18, 2013, 09:01:36 PM
(http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6208/6077236522_e6749a55a1_n.jpg)

I'm thinking new avatar.  :cheers:

Two items...
1.) How old is Son now?
2.) Happy apartment hunting. (Keep bike storage in mind) a slot, an alley, a shed, anything will do.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 18, 2013, 09:56:35 PM
Working on a Friday. Is nothing sacred?
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Post by: Electrojake on April 18, 2013, 11:15:14 PM
How goes the wheels, axels, trucks, and bogies, Slips?

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Post by: mister on April 19, 2013, 05:16:50 AM
Trains parts are darn heavy. So heavy, in fact, that is a train fell on you from out of a tree it would kill you. Who'd thunk it?
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Post by: Janx101 on April 19, 2013, 05:29:13 AM
they say that a train falling on you from out of a tree is incredibly bad luck too!!!
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Post by: mister on April 19, 2013, 05:48:58 AM
Yup. Least it would be quick, unlike a dropbear attack.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 19, 2013, 07:49:56 AM
Yep assembled loco wheelsets gears n wheels. Press force tolerances, measurement tolerances, run out tolerances lots of tolerances to consider its a technical thing this train stuff
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Post by: peteGS on April 19, 2013, 11:30:17 AM
If a train fell from a tree could you say leaf me alone?

Unexpected last minute opportunity for a ride with the Kat guys tomorrow... win!  :thumb:

I'm really liking these 150 main jets so far but would be good to see how it goes on a decent ride instead of just the commute...
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Post by: jestercinti on April 19, 2013, 01:45:35 PM
Signed lease. 6 months. No covered parking, but what can you do?  I'll get a cover for it. Move in May 1

My son is 4 1/2 years old.

In Wisconsin at the moment.


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Post by: cbrfxr67 on April 19, 2013, 03:18:25 PM
(http://www.kadaitcha.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dropbear1.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 20, 2013, 12:39:48 AM
That is a rare sight. That sucks jester you couldn't get covered parking. When I split with my young fellas mum I was lucky in the fact she f%&ked off and I kept everything including my son. I made sure to rack up the phone bill which was in her name too.
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Post by: mister on April 20, 2013, 03:54:05 AM
Lpw  Is here for you jester
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 20, 2013, 05:05:05 AM
What the strange guy said jester
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Post by: mister on April 20, 2013, 11:07:11 AM
So, One guy at work takes a position a 5 Hour drive away. Moves into the new town.

Today I'm walking through my local shopping center. But in front of me is carrying a baby, woman behind him is pushing a pram. They get to the escalator. He hopes on and I'm about to offer to hold one end of the prom in the air when she turns it around, faces up hill and rides down that way.

When the father gets to the bottom he turns to help the woman. It is the guy who moved away 6 Months ago!

30 seconds either way and i would have missed him. Wow, Small world.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 20, 2013, 12:05:33 PM
Next vlog is up and here is an embed for my LPW mates.

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Post by: peteGS on April 20, 2013, 01:15:19 PM
Errrr... slips... maybe stop talking and concentrate on staying on the left side of the double white lines? Might be able to keep up with the group a little better too... and "frick me"???? Did you seriously just say that???  :flipoff:

But seriously, I don't get this VLOG shaZam!...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 20, 2013, 01:46:51 PM
It's my camera on the helmet and me moving round on the bike that makes it look as if I'm crossing double white but I'm always on the left of the double white with a small buffer. And I seriously said frick me haha I try n keep it clean. And while vlogging I quickly discovered not to try n keep up plus the condition of the road. But I rode my ride and loved it. The way down my camera was off and left them for dead haha.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 20, 2013, 02:22:39 PM
Slips,
Thank you for posting so we can critique your video production.
I too have a few issues to state...

1.) I'm confused as to where all the other traffic is.

2.) I'm perplexed as to where all the oil refineries, generating stations, factories, warehouses, chemical plants, and run-down buildings are.

3.) Clean, smooth curvy roads? Where in New Jersey (or Ohio) can I find roads that are flat, straight, and NOT packed with congestion?
Thank you for posting that Slips-narrated video.

(http://www.usjunkcars.com/i_l/buy-junk-cars-new-jersey-Bergen-County.jpg)
Show me the garden...
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Post by: peteGS on April 20, 2013, 07:50:10 PM
EJ, you need to move... when I get some video up from yesterday you will see more bush with no city and no refineries etc... and you will see me being left behind by two Katanas and an SV650... my bike may be much improved but I'm not...  :dunno_white:
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Post by: mister on April 20, 2013, 09:18:55 PM
Pete, you said you don't get Vlogging. I'm with you there. Why would I watch random commentary on random subjects when riding, when I wouldn't watch the random commentary if it was just you in front of your webcam?

The most odd subject I've heard while watching a Vlog was a guy talking about the movie Zombie Strippers. huh  :cookoo:

Now, give me a review of a road. Before, a few choice bits during and maybe after. Or even Guy Martin style where the commentary of his run around the Isle of Man was done in Post, that could be interesting. But probably not. BUT... and it's a big BUT here...

While *I* - and even you - don't like them, and plenty of other people don't, that doesn't mean there aren't people who live/love to watch them.

As I always say, as a video maker you should make the kinds of videos you would like to watch, regardless of what anyone else thinks.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 20, 2013, 10:45:13 PM
I like what I'm making. As any typical Australian says have a go. So here I am having a go. I'm liking it. I'm challenging myself here. Usually I'm as creative as a wet blanket so here I am forcing myself on this to make myself a more creative person. Like the strange man said make the vid I would wanna see. And in that video particular if its not my commentary, it's the road. After that its nothing but I normally hate watching myself or hearing myself and watching the final cut before I uploaded it I was hooked the entire time.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 21, 2013, 02:01:18 AM
Couple of items...

1.) I can't move until I retire. I, (like most others in the NY Metro area) can't make this much $$$ anywhere else in America.

2.) You fellows all have "different" approaches to your video productions.
I watch em' all. They are always worth the watch.

3.) Aussieland looks mighty nice on video.  :cheers:

(http://www.avatarsdb.com/avatars/australia_flag.gif)
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 21, 2013, 04:36:34 AM
wouldnt mind relocating to australia, perhaps canada or even the isle of man. or if i would learn german, live in this austrian town called Fücking. that way i could honestly say im a Fücking resident
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 21, 2013, 06:16:20 AM
Or the island of lesbos in Greece. That way you could be called a true lesbian
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 21, 2013, 06:52:54 AM
Or the island of lesbos in Greece. That way you could be called a true lesbian
this is true lol. theres a tshirt of this place i want.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 21, 2013, 07:20:04 AM
Greek Lesbo... Can I watch?  :icon_mrgreen:
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Post by: mister on April 21, 2013, 09:12:02 AM
The Voice is on. Gotta go listen to singing now....
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Post by: codajastal on April 21, 2013, 10:12:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1HrXkpi.gif)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 21, 2013, 10:22:35 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kentucky fried cat
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Post by: Janx101 on April 21, 2013, 10:26:08 AM
Mmmmmmmm pine/mango mini pavlova from Woolies! .... Bliss
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 21, 2013, 10:41:30 AM
Don't tempt me janx
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 21, 2013, 10:41:52 AM
Mmmmmmmm pine/mango mini pavlova from Woolies! .... Bliss
dogshit?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 21, 2013, 10:46:28 AM
Wash your mouth Yamma that shaZam! is awesome
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Post by: jestercinti on April 21, 2013, 12:58:56 PM
Went to Harley Davidson museum yesterday in Milwaukee WI. Interesting history and buy back story from AMF.


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Post by: Electrojake on April 21, 2013, 01:05:55 PM
Chicago sink-hole?
I thought that only happened in Florida (and Ohio)?
And what's that vertical plume of fire in the background at the end of the street?

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Hey, Hey... Welcome back to the T-Farm jester!
I was at that Harley museum in August. Love the souvenir shop. It was Tee-shirt heaven.
Was wondering how they would feel if I parked my Suzuki in that giant sized "Harleys Only" parking area.  :icon_mrgreen:
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Post by: jestercinti on April 21, 2013, 04:59:35 PM
I will be in and out while I move and work out an interim financial and child custody agreement with my soon to be ex.  Lots to do.


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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 21, 2013, 05:53:36 PM
I will be in and out while I move and work out an interim financial and child custody agreement with my soon to be ex.  Lots to do.


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Brother i wish you the best. i know it will work out. hoping and praying it is as nearly painless as possible.  :cry:
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Post by: Electrojake on April 21, 2013, 06:24:17 PM

I will be in and out while I move and work out an interim financial and child custody agreement with my soon to be ex. 
Lots to do.


We, your LPW brothers, are your sanity-check as you venture forward through this hectic interlude.

Keep us posted & stay positive.  :thumb:
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Post by: Janx101 on April 21, 2013, 09:43:08 PM
Mmmmmmmm pine/mango mini pavlova from Woolies! .... Bliss
dogshit?

Nah... Woolies = woolworths , supermarket chain ... Pavlova = meringue base and cream top plus (your choice fruit/choc/fruit jelly) top , dessert type thing.....

I woulda thought although pavlova (I think) is an Aussie invent... It mighta made its way around the world by now...... But then it could be like Maccas.... Called a cheeseburger here and in a lot of the USA it's called a sandwich.... Lemme see if I can find a pic.... On iPad right now so this should be interesting.... ... Sigh ... A link will have to do... What I ate was a variant of this... Smaller and ready to eat from shop!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova_(food)
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Post by: Electrojake on April 21, 2013, 10:18:13 PM
A wee bit complex, no?  :dunno_black:
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Post by: Janx101 on April 21, 2013, 10:28:08 PM
It was just the easiest to link thing I could find on the iPad.... But... C'mon!! USA must have meringue type sweets in the cake shops or something..... Just buy any type individual serve meringue... Dump some whipped cream on top ... Dump some fruit or fruit jelly or choc shavings or whatever sweet/tart thing on top ..... Eat!! ... Easy peasy!! .... Pavlova!! .... Lol  :thumb: O0
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 21, 2013, 11:05:13 PM
We're here jester mate. Ill pass on my advice. When it comes to custody with kids remember it's what's best for the kids and leave your personal emotions with your ex at the door. The sooner you both do that and can work together (easier said then done I know trust me) the easier the whole affair becomes. Luckily laws in Australia have changed to recognize that both parents are needed and only in severe cases is sole custody awarded.
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Post by: Janx101 on April 22, 2013, 01:20:43 AM
eh Slips ... seeing as you a railway wrench monkey...

heard on local ABC radio this morning... $60m to be spent on sydney and south coast maintenance sheds/yards .... which afterwards will be known as...... "Maintenance Centres Of Excellence" .... (very Bill and Ted!!) .... the reasoning is it will be State of the Art equipment, experience levels and training facilities/methods ....

jealous??  :flipoff: .. lmao....

bet QLD bogans dont get tagged up with Maintenance Centres Of Excellence!!! ... you lot just have 'tin sheds where the bits go' and 'that shed over there' dontcha??

on a serious note... what kind of monkey did they let loose in the alphabet bag o letters to come up with the title??!!

bet some of the older blokes in these MCOE are gonna be wearing 'that odd smile/grimace' every time they read the name... bahahahahahahah

maybe thats it though... the acronym.... "Unit 5434 enroute to the MCOE!" ... sounds ever so kewl!!!  :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: Electrojake on April 22, 2013, 02:57:07 AM
Interesting...
You Aussies can type just like you talk. Fascinating. (http://englipedia.informe.com/forum/images/smilies/smiley_chin.gif)

I'll be back after I translate that train-wreck of the English language in the post above.
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Post by: Janx101 on April 22, 2013, 03:04:59 AM
 :flipoff: cheeky bugger!!! ...  :D ...

Slips will get it!! ..

BTW ... you dropped ya Badge!! (http://tumblemoose.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gra.png)  :flipoff: ;)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 22, 2013, 03:40:36 AM
We beat you to it years ago janx where I work has been called a centre of excellence since the upgrade we got in the 90's
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Post by: Electrojake on April 22, 2013, 04:05:51 AM
Makes me think Chopper Read was an English teacher over there, eh?  :cheers:
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Post by: Janx101 on April 22, 2013, 04:30:40 AM
We beat you to it years ago janx where I work has been called a centre of excellence since the upgrade we got in the 90's

well sheeeeeit!!  :icon_rolleyes: ... and here i thought down here was being all 'wanky' .... bahahahaha
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Post by: Janx101 on April 22, 2013, 04:31:39 AM
Makes me think Chopper Read was an English teacher over there, eh?  :cheers:

eh!?!?... Chopper is an Aussie!!.. not a bloody POM!!!!...  ;) :flipoff:
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Post by: codajastal on April 22, 2013, 04:37:56 AM
Makes me think Chopper Read was an English teacher over there, eh?  :cheers:
Hey dont dis Uncle Chop Chop or he will cut you ears off. :icon_twisted:
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Post by: Janx101 on April 22, 2013, 04:39:00 AM
its not the cutting off.... its what he makes you do after that ......  :icon_eek:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 22, 2013, 05:20:22 AM
Hammer your kneecaps?
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Post by: Janx101 on April 22, 2013, 05:25:35 AM
no.... i..... i can't say .... its all too vivid!!  :sad: ;) :flipoff:
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Post by: Electrojake on April 22, 2013, 05:38:34 AM
No, no... I didn't mean a teacher in (or from) England.  :icon_rolleyes:

Never mind. Didn't mean to stir up a hornet's nest. Carry-on. I'll just watch.
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Post by: Janx101 on April 22, 2013, 06:04:59 AM
(looks up in the air over EJ head...) ... heheheeh .. bit like an aeroplane really!!.. zoooooooom!!  :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 22, 2013, 06:50:26 AM
I like aeroplane jelly! Aeroplane jelly for me
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Post by: jestercinti on April 22, 2013, 07:33:48 PM
Confused.  Please enlighten me fellow Aussie's.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 22, 2013, 09:48:48 PM
Confused.  Please enlighten me fellow Aussie's.

Jester,
They only speak in the "local" dialect.  :whisper:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 22, 2013, 09:53:48 PM
We got em confused release the drop bears!!!!!! :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted:
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Post by: jestercinti on April 23, 2013, 12:00:19 AM
A drop  bear is an elaborate hoax by Australians to scare tourists.

At BW3s typing up an interim Financial and Parenting Agreement.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 23, 2013, 12:52:45 AM

A drop  bear is an elaborate hoax by Australians to scare tourists.


That's exactly what most tourists "think"

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Post by: jestercinti on April 23, 2013, 01:19:59 AM
I know the truth.


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Post by: codajastal on April 23, 2013, 01:22:51 AM
No you do not Jester
http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear
http://kelsgonebush.com/2012/11/01/beware-of-the-drop-bear/
If you are planning on back packing around Australia I’m sure you would have done your research on the dangers that you could face out in the Aussie bush. For those of you who have not read up on the local wild life , apart from crocs , buffalo and kangaroos with major attitude problems, you also need to be aware of the vicious Drop Bear … If you have not done your research properly , please read on …
(http://kelsgonebush.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/069.jpg)

(http://kelsgonebush.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/068.jpg)

The top warning sign is a bit blurry – the important bits you need to know are :

- Walk quietly through the bush

- Avoid sleeping or parking your car under trees ( or the drop bears may land directly on top of you )

- Dab Vegemite behind each ear and around camp site to deter Drop Bears (they hate the smell of Vegemite)

So you have been warned – beware the Aussie Drop Bear , one of our top ten dangerous animals ( We also have the Bunyip , Hoop snakes and Yowies )
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Post by: Electrojake on April 23, 2013, 01:51:15 AM
See, I knew it was true. (http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif)
Cods is a "real" Australian. He knows because he has lived it.

Um... ever been snipe hunting jester?  :whisper:

 
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 23, 2013, 03:15:07 AM
Heart is racing had a close brush with the boys in blue
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Post by: codajastal on April 23, 2013, 03:27:54 AM
SCORED THIS OFF GUMTREE

They gave me a choice of tanks for $150 so I got this one
Apparently the damage to this one is the missing rubber stoppers in the last photo
It is otherwise brand new

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Post by: jestercinti on April 23, 2013, 03:32:22 AM
Barefoot taking pictures?
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Post by: codajastal on April 23, 2013, 04:14:14 AM
I only ever wear shoes at work or on the bike otherwise I am the barefoot bandit lol


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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 23, 2013, 05:01:00 AM
I only ever wear shoes at work or on the bike otherwise I am the barefoot bandit lol


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afaik hes in police custody
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Post by: codajastal on April 23, 2013, 05:29:19 AM
The Arab In The Italian Nursing Home

 
 
 
 
An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home.
 
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
 
How do you like it here?" asked the grandson"
 
It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said Grandpa.
 
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you,since you are a little different from everyone."
 
Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.
 
"There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!
 
There is a judge in here - he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor.
 
There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!
 
And me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me The Fukking Arab.

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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 23, 2013, 07:10:51 AM
That's what my tank looked like before I reprinted it
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on April 23, 2013, 04:58:02 PM
(http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/amazing-pool-trick-shots.gif)
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Post by: Electrojake on April 23, 2013, 09:29:34 PM
I'm so confused  :confused:
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on April 23, 2013, 09:33:35 PM
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
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Post by: jestercinti on April 23, 2013, 09:35:46 PM
Local Dialect EJ...
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Post by: Janx101 on April 23, 2013, 10:21:35 PM
Bahahahah... Cods and cbrfxr ...  :thumb: ... Very good both of you! .. Bahahhhanaha
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 23, 2013, 10:51:48 PM
Apparently new law in Qld that you no longer have to wear a helmet on a push bike for religious reasons e.g a turban
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Post by: Janx101 on April 23, 2013, 11:00:03 PM
Apparently new law in Qld that you no longer have to wear a helmet on a push bike for religious reasons e.g a turban

That's A Fully Sikh law!!!!! Bahahahahhaha
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Post by: codajastal on April 23, 2013, 11:20:25 PM
Apparently new law in Qld that you no longer have to wear a helmet on a push bike for religious reasons e.g a turban

That's A Fully Sikh law!!!!! Bahahahahhaha
:icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 23, 2013, 11:42:27 PM
There goes common sense
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Post by: Electrojake on April 23, 2013, 11:49:05 PM
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

The question that needs to be answered here is. . .
Are there Red Necks in Ohio?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 24, 2013, 03:24:11 AM
Why yes. Yes they are
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Post by: Electrojake on April 24, 2013, 04:07:40 AM
There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio river...

Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!"
"Aight, tell ya whut, I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yelled back.

The buckeye replied, "Hain't no way, buddy. I know you think I'm a fool! When I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"
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Post by: Janx101 on April 24, 2013, 04:12:16 AM
bahahahha.. these are all going into my 'corny' catalogue!!!  :thumb:
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Post by: jestercinti on April 24, 2013, 04:33:16 AM
Face it EJ, you are a buckeye stuck in Jersey.

Bought a bike cover. Should arrive soon. Nelson Rigg. They make good covers.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 24, 2013, 04:44:45 AM
I like my beer in a glass
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Post by: Janx101 on April 24, 2013, 04:47:44 AM
I like my beer in a glass

thats only so you can see how much lemonade to add into it!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 24, 2013, 05:04:13 AM
Why yes
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Post by: Janx101 on April 24, 2013, 10:14:32 AM
Mmmmm crunchy Anzac cookies .. 10" round 4" deep container of... $4 from Woolies on special!!  ... Just rights!!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 24, 2013, 12:06:04 PM
Making my own ones tommorow then a game of two up
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on April 24, 2013, 08:58:52 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/We%C2%B4ll+meet+at+sunset+--+wait+what+.+Go+home_528473_4554875.gif)
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Post by: mister on April 24, 2013, 09:57:31 PM
Ok. New in. But I think I may have forgotten some....

The Running gauge for the new Gold Coast Light Rail is 1435. Although, the "35" bit might be wrong. Double check in a couple days and get back to yous.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 24, 2013, 10:50:23 PM
That sounds pretty close to standard gauge
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Post by: mister on April 24, 2013, 10:54:25 PM
What five bikes would you have in your Fantasy Garage - in addition to whatever bike(s) you already have?
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Post by: Electrojake on April 24, 2013, 10:57:52 PM
What five bikes would you have in your Fantasy Garage - in addition to whatever bike(s) you already have?

Five?

Holy scat! I'd be happy with 3.  :cheers:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 24, 2013, 11:01:49 PM
BMW k1300r, BMW s1000rr, BMW r1200gs wasser boxer, Suzuki drz400sm, Ducati monster 1000
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Post by: mister on April 24, 2013, 11:03:25 PM
And they would be, Ej?
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Post by: jestercinti on April 25, 2013, 12:19:19 AM
Challenging day.

Tomorrow will be better I hope.


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Post by: mister on April 25, 2013, 12:25:06 AM
Remember my tag line, jester
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Post by: Electrojake on April 25, 2013, 02:20:39 AM
What five bikes would you have in your Fantasy Garage - in addition to whatever bike(s) you already have?
Five bikes?  (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/ummm.gif)
O.K. then, in order of desire...

1.) Late model Kawasaki KLX250S in any color but green.
2.) New Suzuki GSX1250FA with a tall windscreen & a tailbag.
3.) 1973 Kawasaki H2 Mach IV, (2 stroke, 750cc triple).
4.) mister's Ducati, (and all the special tools required to keep it running).
5.) A new GS500E just for the hell of it.

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Post by: codajastal on April 25, 2013, 02:39:45 AM
4.) mister's Ducati, (and all the special tools required to keep it running).

Mister does not own a Ducati?
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Post by: mister on April 25, 2013, 06:10:52 AM
Mister / Twisted... easy to mix up for an old fella like Ej. I think he got all excited thinking about his Fantasy garage.

Bikes I'd like to have....

Ducati Monster
VStrom
Triumph America
Bonnville - or W800 (though the Bonnie has more horses)
Postie bike for shits and giggles and doing lappies and cruising the strip  :thumb:
Bandit 1250
BMW GS650

... more to come...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 25, 2013, 06:36:07 AM
Watching ej's videos and loving it. Hahahahahahahaha specially putting the v8 into the glider. Where's the follow up mate.
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Post by: mister on April 25, 2013, 07:03:36 AM
Found a peanut
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 25, 2013, 07:12:51 AM
No penny's behind my couch
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Post by: peteGS on April 25, 2013, 12:00:08 PM
Missed days of LPW... too busy doing other crap... drilled my carb slide vacuum holes but no time for a test ride...

I did however start boxing up the shed foundation today and am finalising the planning so I can get the concrete laid  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 25, 2013, 01:33:26 PM
Doing a ride with more vlogging tommorow
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on April 25, 2013, 03:21:10 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/83411-6/Jessica_Biel_POV.gif)
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Post by: jestercinti on April 25, 2013, 04:59:55 PM
Looks like someone is doing a ride on her.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 25, 2013, 10:15:24 PM
4.) mister's Ducati, (and all the special tools required to keep it running).

Mister does not own a Ducati?

Hell yeah he does. I've seen the damn thing!
It's red and I would guess that's its an older model... Perhaps late 1990' vintage.

Regardless of the model year... He keeps the thing spotless  :thumb:

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Post by: jestercinti on April 25, 2013, 11:52:39 PM
Changed my telephone number.  First new number I have had (other than work) in almost 9 years.  Will I remember it?
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Post by: codajastal on April 25, 2013, 11:59:53 PM
4.) mister's Ducati, (and all the special tools required to keep it running).

Mister does not own a Ducati?

Hell yeah he does. I've seen the damn thing!
It's red and I would guess that's its an older model... Perhaps late 1990' vintage.

Regardless of the model year... He keeps the thing spotless  :thumb:


I beg to differ. Unless its not a real bike?
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Post by: Electrojake on April 26, 2013, 12:00:23 AM
Changed my telephone number.  First new number I have had (other than work) in almost 9 years.  Will I remember it?

Post it here jester.
We'll all help you remember it. :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen:
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Post by: Electrojake on April 26, 2013, 12:06:51 AM
As for mister's Ducati, I believe it was a 996 but I can't be sure because I'm not a bike aficionado.

He has (had?) one like this in the photo below...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Ducati_996.jpg/800px-Ducati_996.jpg)

EJ's Disclaimer: All my life all I've ever owned (or ridden) are cheap, second-hand, Jap bikes. 
I'm poor, I ride like an old woman, and honestly never been much over 99 MPH in my life.

Just saying.  :dunno_black:
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Post by: Janx101 on April 26, 2013, 12:08:16 AM
looks like mister is holding out on you cods!! .. i thought you were mates?!  :icon_twisted:
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Post by: codajastal on April 26, 2013, 12:13:55 AM
You guys are funny, HE DOES NOT OWN ONE LMFAO
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Post by: codajastal on April 26, 2013, 12:15:46 AM
On another note

http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/drop-bears-prefer-travellers-says-study.htm

Drop bears are less likely to attack people with Australian accents, according to experts at the University of Tasmania.


Drop bears inhabit closed canopy forest in the south-east of Australia. (Credit: Volker Janssen)
DROP BEARS TARGET PEOPLE with foreign accents more often than those who are Australian-born, according to new research.
(http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/assets/images/article/journal/13405/drop-bear.jpg)

The study, conducted in a drop-bear hot-spot in New South Wales, aimed to gather data around the behaviour and ecology of the elusive species.

There has been relatively little scientific research into the drop bear (Thylarctos plummetus), which the Australian Museum describes as a "large, arboreal, predatory marsupial related to the koala." Populations are thought mainly to exist in forested coastal regions of eastern and southern Australia, stretching from the Cape York Peninsula to Tasmania.

Tracking drop bear behaviour

Dr Volker Janssen, a research associate at the University of Tasmania, led a research team into Morton National Park, 120km south-west of Sydney, in search of drop bears.

Given that ordinary GPS tracking is difficult to apply to tree-dwelling animals, Volker came up with a new approach to study the animal’s behaviour. “It involves tracking the prey, rather than the predator. The location and timing of attacks is then used to map the animal population,” he says.

Members of the research team were tracked using GPS devices, and dispersed in the study area. The findings, published in the journal Australian Geographer, have revealed that six drop bears inhabit the study area.

"Drop bears are known to be very territorial," says Volker. "They do not stray far from a relatively small number of trees in close proximity that are used as hunting ground."

Australians less likely to suffer attacks from drop bears

(http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/assets/drop-bear-image.jpg)
In a second study sample, a number of Australian-born research assistants were monitored and their data compared to that of assistants of international descent. Statistically, the results suggest that people born in Australia are significantly less likely to be attacked by drop bears.


Credit: Volker Janssen

“The analysis has provided valuable insights into the animal’s hunting behaviour,” Volker told Australian Geographic. “It has been confirmed that foreigners are much more likely to be dropped on than Australians.”

Volker attributes this selective behaviour to a number of factors, the most significant of which relates to Australian people’s taste for Vegemite.

“By-products of the interaction between chemicals found in Vegemite and those found in human sweat repel drop bears,” Volker says. “Most Australians eat Vegemite at least once a day, so they permanently exude these chemicals through their skin and are thus protected.”

Drop bears are also thought to be able to discern Australian accents, and seem to be less likely to attack people who have them.

How to avoid drop bears

“While drop bears are now not as common as they used to be, there have been many sightings of them over the years, mainly by bushwalkers hiking off the beaten track,” Volker says.

According to previous studies, drop bears hunt by ambushing ground-dwelling animals from above. Once prey is within striking range, he says, the drop bear will plummet several metres out of the tree, skilfully latching onto the neck of its victim.

“Drop bears do not specifically target human beings, but there have been several cases where bushwalkers have fallen victim to drop bear attacks, resulting in serious lacerations and even death.”

Volker suggests several methods bushwalkers can adopt to defend against potential drop bear attacks. These include wearing forks in the hair, spreading Vegemite behind the ears or under the armpits, and even urinating on oneself, to deter the species.

Further study may raise awareness for the species, which is believed to be in decline.

"The drop bear is a peculiar and uniquely Australian animal," says Volker. "A better understanding of behaviour and ecology will allow us to ensure that a sustainable population is maintained by enhancing conservation efforts."

Find more information about the habits and ecology of drop bears, as well as a distribution map here on the site of the Australian Museum.

Volker says he hopes his journal article is a useful discussion of GPS/GNSS techniques in ecology, and also an example for students of how to put together a research paper.
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Post by: Janx101 on April 26, 2013, 12:17:26 AM
least that he has told you about.... maybe thats why he never wants you to look in 'that little shed' ... where all the precious things are!
 :flipoff:
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Post by: codajastal on April 26, 2013, 12:24:27 AM
Ask him directly. Mister does not lie as he never sees the need to unlike some others around here. :flipoff:
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Post by: Electrojake on April 26, 2013, 12:57:19 AM
Here we go (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/001_rolleyes.gif)

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Post by: Janx101 on April 26, 2013, 01:01:17 AM
bahahaha.. that other seat there taken EJ ??! .. want some popcorn?


ahem!! ... OI CODS!!, yer mate is holdin out on yer!! .. you can deny it all you want!!... but as if he is gonna admit it!!... then it would be obvious that he been stringin ya along all this time!!.. his mere current denial only strengthens the case!!! ...  :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 26, 2013, 01:11:39 AM
Ask him directly. Mister does not lie as he never sees the need to unlike some others around here. :flipoff:

Who who who?

Hey janx I'm in your country. In kyogle checking my map out. Heading off searching for coffee. Great day out it is today. And filming and talking about it.
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Post by: jestercinti on April 26, 2013, 01:20:18 AM
513-555-0190

Call it EJ.  I'll be right over!
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Post by: Janx101 on April 26, 2013, 01:24:29 AM
In kyogle checking my map out. Heading off searching for coffee. Great day out it is today. And filming and talking about it.

shudder ... Kyogle... locale of one of the most feral pods of dropbears!!! .. take care if you go on the Ettrick road loop!!  :icon_neutral:
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Post by: jestercinti on April 26, 2013, 01:40:42 AM
A drop bear is an elaborate hoax to scare tourists from coming to Australia.

Been scientifically proven.
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Post by: Janx101 on April 26, 2013, 02:38:35 AM
A drop bear is an elaborate hoax to scare tourists from coming to Australia.

Been scientifically proven.

show it!!!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 26, 2013, 02:55:59 AM
Jester is speaking like a man who believes the liberal media, a nice 300km loop. To tyalgum via lions road and kyogle. Home via the Gold Coast ill check out misters new Ducati lol  :p. Beemer running like a champ. Had a close call of sorts, poor road positioning on my part on the road from kyogle caused me to run off the end of a curve but my brakes stopped me nicely, took a good 5 min to chill and gather myself before going through the same corner again with better positioning with much better results. I have concluded that I will never be lightning fast on a road bike and that sits just fine with me.
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Post by: Electrojake on April 26, 2013, 02:57:35 AM
least that he has told you about.... maybe thats why he never wants you to look in 'that little shed' ... where all the precious things are!

So Janx,
Ya' mean to tell me that Cods doesn't have roaming-rights to...  "The Shed"  :whisper:
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Post by: Janx101 on April 26, 2013, 03:30:47 AM
least that he has told you about.... maybe thats why he never wants you to look in 'that little shed' ... where all the precious things are!

So Janx,
Ya' mean to tell me that Cods doesn't have roaming-rights to...  "The Shed"  :whisper:

 :whisper: yup!! .. and i'm now wondering what else he hasn't been told about!!! .. that there mister bloke is a bit of a dark horse it seems!! .. who knows what .. or who .. he could be hiding in that shed!!  :D :flipoff:
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Post by: codajastal on April 26, 2013, 03:56:56 AM
Whateva? Too busy to care.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 26, 2013, 05:40:02 AM
Janx is welcome in my bike cave and ej is an automatic life member. And how son is a handy bloke to have round too.
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Post by: mister on April 26, 2013, 09:30:55 AM
Jester,

In my city a person is murdered every 7 to 10 days. Hardly any of those murders make it into the newspaper - it's tourist town, we don't want to scare the tourists.

If visitors were allowed to think Drop Bears were real, their number would be smaller. So, the govt plan, just like in my town, is to keep the bad news from seeing the light of day - and - just like all politicians, DENY. As Drop Bears cannot be denied, the easiest thing to for the govt to claim they are made up by hoaxers - yeah, like the entire country is in on it.

Don't believe the govt spin man......
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Post by: peteGS on April 26, 2013, 10:44:30 AM
Drop bears make me shudder... I'd rather cuddle a possum and try to clip its claws...

Man we talk some shaZam!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 26, 2013, 11:03:30 AM
Amen to that Pete
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Post by: mister on April 26, 2013, 11:27:42 AM
BTW, I don't own a red Ducati motorcycle.
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Post by: Toledo Jim on April 26, 2013, 11:37:35 AM
BTW, I don't own a red Ducati motorcycle.
Okay, what color is it then?  :dunno_black:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 26, 2013, 12:39:48 PM
I heard tamborines
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Post by: jestercinti on April 26, 2013, 02:38:39 PM
I heard tamborines

Hippie commune? 
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 26, 2013, 08:51:38 PM
thought drop bears were lol nvm
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Post by: peteGS on April 26, 2013, 10:05:15 PM
Hmmmm need to wash/policy the little beasty this weekend...
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Post by: jestercinti on April 26, 2013, 10:45:52 PM
Slips, can I come to the Australian bike cave?  I'm American...I'll attract the Aussie women and bring them by.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 27, 2013, 03:33:59 AM
How could I forget jester. Of course but its gettin crowded haha
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Post by: mister on April 27, 2013, 04:01:53 AM
Well, I do own a white ducati MODEL. Let me get a pic and show yous.....
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 27, 2013, 04:32:33 AM
Uh oh cods will not be pleased
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Post by: codajastal on April 27, 2013, 05:57:43 AM

Mister does not own a Ducati?

Quote
Unless its not a real bike?

Well I seem to remember saying this before
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Post by: mister on April 27, 2013, 06:42:42 AM
Ok, here it is  in FULL size mode http://i.imgur.com/ueUhHFX.jpg

And this is the smaller thumbnail of the above ...

(http://i.imgur.com/ueUhHFXl.jpg)

I believe I posted a pic of this bike OnTop of the model Matchbox Jaguar car I had, titled, "I saw a crash between a Ducati and a Jaguar" with the bike on top of the car. This forum? Another? Don't know.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 27, 2013, 07:58:09 AM
Oooooooooo burn
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Post by: codajastal on April 27, 2013, 10:26:23 AM
A  72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come  back normal so the doctor  says,
   "Royston,  everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and  emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Royston  replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,  so he's fixed it  when
   I  get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,  poof!, the light goes  on.
   When  I'm done, poof!, the light goes off."

"Wow, that's  incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the  day, the doctor calls Royston’s wife. "Barbara" he  says,
   "Royston  is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his  relationship with  God.
   Is  it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light  goes on in the  bathroom,
   And  when he's done, poof! The light goes off?"

"OH  GOOD GRIEF!" Barbara exclaims,
   "He's  pissing in the fridge  again!"
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Post by: mister on April 27, 2013, 10:52:41 AM
Ancient aliens, mib , It's all connected ...
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Post by: codajastal on April 27, 2013, 11:09:44 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/6986166623219890aecb766874bcdd14/tumblr_mlfcr20QFi1qar3s3o1_500.gif)
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Post by: Janx101 on April 27, 2013, 11:24:50 AM
Lol..... Funny! .. But ODD!!  :thumb:
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Post by: codajastal on April 27, 2013, 11:31:11 AM
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Post by: Janx101 on April 27, 2013, 11:35:51 AM
Far out ... That is the calmest cat on the planet!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 27, 2013, 01:30:51 PM
Cooooooffffffffeeeeeeee
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Post by: peteGS on April 27, 2013, 09:07:34 PM
Cheers Cods, that was hilarious...
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Post by: mister on April 27, 2013, 10:11:56 PM
Now if only they make a moving device thing like that with enough Oomph to take the weight of a person. We could all just stand on one and bounce into each other on our way through the office/shops each day  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 27, 2013, 11:27:54 PM
What we need are those springy stilt things that plasterers who put up your roof sheets
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Post by: mister on April 27, 2013, 11:47:24 PM
Anyone here dabbled in Esperanto?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 28, 2013, 12:24:00 AM
Is it that Spanish thing?
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Post by: codajastal on April 28, 2013, 12:35:19 AM
(http://indyposted.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Esperanto_Flag1-300x200.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 28, 2013, 01:06:35 AM
New pants for me
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Post by: peteGS on April 28, 2013, 11:17:19 AM
Just about finalised the shed plans and got a proper start on the boxing for the concrete today at last.

Looking like 0.75 cubic metres or thereabouts now which is gonna make Concrete Taxi a little exxy... probably do it myself now I think.

More fiddling with the carbies tonight too so see how they go tomorrow...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 28, 2013, 12:06:08 PM
What a weekend
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Post by: pave_spectre on April 28, 2013, 01:13:58 PM
Just about finalised the shed plans and got a proper start on the boxing for the concrete today at last.

Looking like 0.75 cubic metres or thereabouts now which is gonna make Concrete Taxi a little exxy... probably do it myself now I think.

More fiddling with the carbies tonight too so see how they go tomorrow...

Shed you say????

http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/showthread.php/146566-Build-to-Fail-Fail-to-Build.-What-is-this-I-don-t-even...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 28, 2013, 09:35:30 PM
Pave........ That les for dropping by how's life in the west?
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Post by: Electrojake on April 28, 2013, 10:44:44 PM
513-555-0190

Call it EJ.  I'll be right over!

Yeah right... It's either a Police Station or a Whore House. (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/waiting.gif)


BTW, I don't own a red Ducati motorcycle.

Deny, Deny, Deny. (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/glare.gif)
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Post by: jestercinti on April 28, 2013, 10:45:26 PM
Good weekend for me.  Was supposed to have a night out with the little guy.  Soon to be ex wife never shows back up.  She texts me later to say that she'll be home by the time I go to work on Monday.  Who thought a 3 hour night out with my son would end up to be the whole weekend?

Win-Win for me. 
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 28, 2013, 11:05:24 PM
A definet win on that
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Post by: Electrojake on April 29, 2013, 12:33:49 AM
Greetings jester.
Good to see your weekend is a plus!  :thumb:
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Post by: jestercinti on April 29, 2013, 12:45:55 AM
Here's another win...You take them when you can these days.

So my boss at work goes to the flea markets down on the river.  These people buy storage lockers, and sell stuff out of their trucks/vans.  A Midwestern version of storage wars, but without Brandy and Jarrod's drama.  Saturday at 6am, I truck down there to have a look-see before the crowds get there.

Need dishes, flatware, basic stuff that I cannot take with me to the new place.  Put on my gloves, and start rooting through everything.  Find a few dishes that look nice, set them aside.  Find some other stuff, and set that aside too.  Pay something like $15 for my pile-o-crap including dishes, knives, trinkets, trash, and a thingamajig.  Take it back to the car, and sift through it when I get home.

Ended up getting some high-end Italian dishes from Pier-1 Imports at $16-$25 a piece when bought new, and they were new!  I got 5 bowls, 4 medium plates, and 3 large platters.  Enough for Pork Rinds and Nachos Bel Grande.  The bowls come in handy for Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Completing the set now by bidding on some of the same model on E-Bay.  Not bad for $15 'starter set'. 
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Post by: pave_spectre on April 29, 2013, 12:55:26 AM
Life in the west is tolerable, if a tad boring work wise.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 29, 2013, 12:58:15 AM
That's a tad meloncolly. It would be starting to cool down over your way now too wouldn't it?
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Post by: pave_spectre on April 29, 2013, 03:22:37 AM
It is, though it can't seem to make up it's mind.

Getting reasonably cool overnight but still pretty warm during the day, though predictions I saw said supposed to be rain most of this week.
No sign of cload at the moment though.
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Post by: jestercinti on April 29, 2013, 03:55:02 AM
EJ, 555-0100 through 555-0199 are reserved for fictitious use such as tv, and movies.

Remember tommy tutone...867-5309?  How many people have that number, and get Pranked?  That's why 100 '555' numbers will never be issued.

Http://www.lincmad.com


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 29, 2013, 08:18:37 AM
Back on the shift editing movies
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Post by: peteGS on April 29, 2013, 11:38:39 AM
Pave... that shed's mad! I have high hopes mine will be at least a little better than that... it will at least have a concrete floor anyway...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on April 29, 2013, 12:11:08 PM
You should never underestimate the stupidity of an idiot, tell ya what though it baffles you sometimes just how stupid some of them are.
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Post by: jestercinti on April 29, 2013, 12:44:39 PM
Slips, try working in Audit and Compliance.  I work idiots every day.  Just plain dumb.

I was in the meeting the other day with someone and I said, "Just hit Control+Alt+Delete".  They seriously had no idea what I was talking about.

It was then that I realized that this project was going to be a bit stressful.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 29, 2013, 12:57:35 PM
Oh god upon reading that yep. I consider myself an eagle soaring amongst gallahs
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 29, 2013, 05:56:00 PM
Slips, try working in Audit and Compliance.  I work idiots every day.  Just plain dumb.

I was in the meeting the other day with someone and I said, "Just hit Control+Alt+Delete".  They seriously had no idea what I was talking about.

It was then that I realized that this project was going to be a bit stressful.
along with being a watchmaker @ this shop, i also get the computers ready for sale. most of their former owners should be nowhere near a pc or even a mac. either spend hours removing porn and viruses or just spend 40 minutes running recovery.  i choose the latter option.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 29, 2013, 07:56:19 PM
along with being a watchmaker @ this shop, i also get the computers ready for sale. most of their former owners should be nowhere near a pc or even a mac. either spend hours removing porn and viruses or just spend 40 minutes running recovery.  i choose the latter option.

That there is why I don't work on PC's any more...

Got sick and tired of fixing the same people's PC's constantly because little Johnny shaZam! went and got more virii on it or started downloading porn or whatever... I kid you not that I would see the same customers two or three times in a month for exactly the same problem...

I'll stick to my infrastructure stuff now...
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 29, 2013, 09:10:51 PM
along with being a watchmaker @ this shop, i also get the computers ready for sale. most of their former owners should be nowhere near a pc or even a mac. either spend hours removing porn and viruses or just spend 40 minutes running recovery.  i choose the latter option.

That there is why I don't work on PC's any more...

Got sick and tired of fixing the same people's PC's constantly because little Johnny shaZam! went and got more virii on it or started downloading porn or whatever... I kid you not that I would see the same customers two or three times in a month for exactly the same problem...

I'll stick to my infrastructure stuff now...
i cured many of them by charging low first time, then it went up. ( for same job ;) )
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Post by: Electrojake on April 29, 2013, 09:58:20 PM
Glad I'm not the only fellow here that gets frustrated with other peoples incompetence.
I work alongside technicians that have been doing the same task for ten years and still don't know their job.
I expect the boss to be a moron, but NOT the technicians & craft workers.  >:(

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Post by: mister on April 30, 2013, 09:21:00 AM
Remember not to mistakenly superimpose your own abilities  / high expectations onto other people.
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Post by: peteGS on April 30, 2013, 11:56:39 AM
Remember not to mistakenly superimpose your own abilities  / high expectations onto other people.

There are definitely times when I do this... however mostly it's just expectation of basic competence and basic ability to think for themselves... common sense isn't so common any more...  :sad:

On another note... very happy with my current jetting and slide mod's on the 450, she definitely is a little snappier on the throttle response  :thumb:

And I started pricing up the concrete and timber for the shed today...  :cookoo:

Nearly $200 just in materials for the concrete and that's mixing it myself... and doesn't include steel reinforcing either. Timber is going to be closer to $300 and that's just 70 x 35mm framing pine. I haven't even looked at cladding for the inside or outside, insulation batts, or the roofing material yet... and of course there's all the fixings like nails, dyna bolts, brads, etc.

So, you Brissie and South East folk... who's comin' on the 2nd June?

Oh, and Mister... feel free to say I told ya' so... Brisbane Motorcycles are quoting InsureMyRide "total loss" based on the fact they're too lazy to go source pricing on a replacement tail light and to get a panel beating quote on repairing the rear guard. So I'm back to the drawing board, wonder if Ozzy's workshop is ready for him to do assessments yet...
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Post by: jestercinti on April 30, 2013, 05:47:23 PM
Call utility company to get electric in my name for my new place.  Electric company says that my new place doesn't exist.
Call property management company.  Tell them the story.  Property management company calls electric company.  Same result.  My place does not exist, but it does.

I was then told in not so many words that I will have free electricity.  Someone is paying the bill...not sure who.  The guy upstairs maybe?  :dunno_black:
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Post by: codajastal on April 30, 2013, 07:42:12 PM
Call utility company to get electric in my name for my new place.  Electric company says that my new place doesn't exist.
Call property management company.  Tell them the story.  Property management company calls electric company.  Same result.  My place does not exist, but it does.

I was then told in not so many words that I will have free electricity.  Someone is paying the bill...not sure who.  The guy upstairs maybe?  :dunno_black:
AWESOME LOL

Sent while taking a dump

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on April 30, 2013, 07:49:23 PM
Call utility company to get electric in my name for my new place.  Electric company says that my new place doesn't exist.
Call property management company.  Tell them the story.  Property management company calls electric company.  Same result.  My place does not exist, but it does.

I was then told in not so many words that I will have free electricity.  Someone is paying the bill...not sure who.  The guy upstairs maybe?  :dunno_black:

That's what I call a win!  :thumb:

Until the lights go out one day anyway...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 30, 2013, 10:08:37 PM
Gopro be a hero
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Post by: Electrojake on April 30, 2013, 11:18:38 PM
Go jester, go!  :woohoo:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on April 30, 2013, 11:41:04 PM
Go pickachu go!
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Post by: peteGS on May 01, 2013, 11:24:25 AM
Sounds like a disease...

Looked at my tyres while washing it on the weekend... hmmm... front's a little low on tread, hopefully another 1500km's out of it to get me to June's pay packet... then it'll be both tyres replaced.

What to get? Commuter + weekend fun bike... pure road tyres this time rather than dual sports... I seem to wear the middle first as usual when commuting so I'm thinking some sort of dual compound would be the go... must be good in the wet of course.

Any suggestions? 100/90-18 up front, 110/90-18 on the back...

I've been told Pirelli City Demons for the sizes... but I'm not sure... really haven't looked at tyres for a looooooong time...
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Post by: peteGS on May 01, 2013, 07:45:58 PM
I guess that means temporary win for me... no posts overnight since my last  :thumb:
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on May 01, 2013, 08:08:58 PM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2snicHlWd1ru0mpwo1_500.gif)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 01, 2013, 10:35:38 PM
I was busy looking at apple refurbed MacBook pros.
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Post by: peteGS on May 02, 2013, 11:25:46 AM
Hmmm... tis very quiet...
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Post by: mister on May 02, 2013, 11:27:27 AM
Yup, so you can ride around on the bike, but BM says "Nope, total loss". Prob cause one of Them would have then bought it from the Insurance Co for whatever and scrored a nice gem.

Don't wonder about Ozzy, call him and get the words direct  :thumb:

Really, the bloke who did it should just anti-up the money from his own pocket and then you both go your sep ways.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 02, 2013, 11:49:31 AM
All quiet on the posting front
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Post by: pave_spectre on May 02, 2013, 12:32:06 PM
New Phone!!!!!!!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 02, 2013, 12:56:08 PM
Whatcha got?
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on May 02, 2013, 01:53:43 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6561459712/h93D7D299/)
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Post by: jestercinti on May 02, 2013, 06:12:36 PM
All quiet on the posting front

Been busy moving and dealing with baby mamma drama.  I'll post up later on this weekend when I finish up everything.
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Post by: peteGS on May 02, 2013, 07:40:25 PM
Hope the move goes well Jester... always has to be a drama doesn't there?

Yup, so you can ride around on the bike, but BM says "Nope, total loss". Prob cause one of Them would have then bought it from the Insurance Co for whatever and scrored a nice gem.

Don't wonder about Ozzy, call him and get the words direct  :thumb:

Really, the bloke who did it should just anti-up the money from his own pocket and then you both go your sep ways.

Yep will give Ozzy a call next week and organise it. Says on his website he's approved for InsureMyRide as well which I forgot to ask him...

I'd let the guy pay me but after the one before Christmas where I'm *still* waiting for money for the saddlebags and hand guards I ain't doing that again... he now isn't even returning calls/messages the little shaZam!...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 02, 2013, 10:44:22 PM
We need to attract a couple more regular posters to our LPW inject some life in this place
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Post by: codajastal on May 02, 2013, 11:28:05 PM
A heartwarming Lawyer Story

 

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."


The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

 

C'mon...did you really think there was such a thing as a heart warming lawyer story???

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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 02, 2013, 11:29:01 PM
Yes
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Post by: Janx101 on May 02, 2013, 11:55:42 PM
good one Cods!!  :D :thumb: :cheers:
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Post by: pave_spectre on May 03, 2013, 02:57:42 AM
Whatcha got?

Samsung Galaxy Note 2
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Post by: codajastal on May 03, 2013, 05:32:07 AM
Dear Dorothy Dix, 
My partner has a long record of money problems.  She runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, she shouts at me, saying I am stealing her money. She says pay the minimum and let the next lot worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also, she has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbours that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom she has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, she has gotten religious, even though she denies it. One week she hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next she's with Muslims.  Finally, the last straw:  She's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with her, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed, Lost.
---------------------------

Dear Lost,
Stop whining Tim.  You're getting to live in The Lodge for free, travel the  world, and have others pay for everything for you.  You can leave her any time you want. The  rest of us are stuck with her until September 14, 2013!
Signed, Dorothy Dix.
 

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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 03, 2013, 06:46:25 AM
What no iPhone? I'm slightly saddened
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Post by: codajastal on May 03, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
Going for a ride tomorrow.
Those that give a damn can text me tonight if they wanna come with.
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Post by: pave_spectre on May 03, 2013, 11:59:03 AM
iPhones are bollocks.
and not the Dogs Bollocks!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 03, 2013, 12:14:23 PM
The ducks nuts they are.
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Post by: codajastal on May 03, 2013, 12:58:06 PM
iPhones are bollocks.
and not the Dogs Bollocks!
:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 03, 2013, 01:24:31 PM
iPhone rules the rest suck on the dust of previous generation iPhones
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Post by: jestercinti on May 03, 2013, 02:33:46 PM
New apartment complex repaved the parking lot.  Bike was sitting at a 45* angle this morning, but still upright!

Whew!  I have some side stand plates...Looks like I need to start using them!
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Post by: Electrojake on May 03, 2013, 11:28:39 PM
New apartment complex repaved the parking lot.  Bike was sitting at a 45* angle this morning, but still upright!

Whew!  I have some side stand plates...Looks like I need to start using them!

Glad she didn't slam the pavement jester!
I'll betcha' your F bike is spotless.
Just saying.

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Post by: jestercinti on May 04, 2013, 02:42:42 AM
EJ, I have a Nelson Rigg cover, so it is.

First night in a bed in almost a month. Couch and floor have royally made my back hurt.

Biggest surprises so far?  Losing iTunes/iCloud/app store ID. Have to re-download apps. Annoying. Every time there is an update, I have to delete and re-download to re-associate with new ID. Well, that and getting socked with an AT&T ETF. Ouch!


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Post by: Electrojake on May 04, 2013, 03:46:45 AM

First night in a bed in almost a month. Couch and floor have royally made my back hurt.


Good to see you getting settled-in.  :cheers:
 
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Post by: mister on May 04, 2013, 04:21:57 AM
And the beat goes on...

A bed? Luxury, sheer luxury. When I was young we used to sleep in shoe box...
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Post by: codajastal on May 04, 2013, 04:54:42 AM
 :bowdown: :thumb: :dunno_black: :woohoo: :cookoo: :whisper:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 04, 2013, 05:22:57 AM
The off night on the floor or ground whilst camping is ok to do
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Post by: Janx101 on May 04, 2013, 06:03:46 AM
And the beat goes on...

A bed? Luxury, sheer luxury. When I was young we used to sleep in shoe box...

You had a shoe box!!!! ... Pffft lux'ry!! ... We used to dream of havin a shoe box! ... Our da' had to make t' lean to 'gainst tree!! ... AND all he had to work with was t' old newspapers from floor of local dog pound!!..... You don't know poor matey!!  :flipoff:
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Post by: mister on May 04, 2013, 06:25:33 AM
You were lucky!

When I say show box I mean a paper bag. There were 150 of us living in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a handful of gravel, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a month, and when we got home our Ma and Da would would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 04, 2013, 07:03:57 AM
I feel like chicken tonight
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Post by: pave_spectre on May 04, 2013, 07:12:40 AM
You look kind of avian too.
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Post by: Janx101 on May 04, 2013, 08:20:26 AM
You were lucky!

When I say show box I mean a paper bag. There were 150 of us living in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a handful of gravel, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a month, and when we got home our Ma and Da would would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah...

OoooooOOOOOOooooeeewwww!! Look at Mr Nobby McNob living it up at Nob Hill Quarry!! Gravel you say?! ... Bet it was all washed and graded too!! ... We used to beg our parents for just a teaspoon of gravel at Christmas! .. But nooooooo... Never even a sniff of it!... And work too!! Well Laa DEE daaa!! .. We used to aspire to working class... Back in them days The Lord of the Manor would have us all dragged through t' brambles down to the Tar pits... We'd stumble around with the bent forks he gave us trying to make the tar stick to the prongs just enough so we could fill his barrow.... And then t'rotten mongrel would just tip the tar back in t' pit and laugh!! .. We'd be prayin on t' way home that just a few pebbles would stick to the tar specks on our feet!... Then we could suck on the wee stones and pretend we was rich an had boiled sweets like your folk! ... You an your sixpences an your multiple graves! Lap o' lux'ry! ... Six generations of my folk have all been buried in t' same shallow pig wallow.... Still it gives The Lord of The Manor's swine something to eat!!...

 :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 04, 2013, 08:27:49 AM
I had chicken tonight
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Post by: Janx101 on May 04, 2013, 08:33:20 AM
Was it a live one? .. Or frozen?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 04, 2013, 09:15:49 AM
It was alive at some point
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Post by: peteGS on May 04, 2013, 10:08:32 PM
Aaaaaah Monty Python... love it! Always! Don't know enough to quote though except... "it's just a flesh wound!"
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Post by: mister on May 04, 2013, 10:17:30 PM
You were lucky!

When I say show box I mean a paper bag. There were 150 of us living in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a handful of gravel, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a month, and when we got home our Ma and Da would would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah...

OoooooOOOOOOooooeeewwww!! Look at Mr Nobby McNob living it up at Nob Hill Quarry!! Gravel you say?! ... Bet it was all washed and graded too!! ... We used to beg our parents for just a teaspoon of gravel at Christmas! .. But nooooooo... Never even a sniff of it!... And work too!! Well Laa DEE daaa!! .. We used to aspire to working class... Back in them days The Lord of the Manor would have us all dragged through t' brambles down to the Tar pits... We'd stumble around with the bent forks he gave us trying to make the tar stick to the prongs just enough so we could fill his barrow.... And then t'rotten mongrel would just tip the tar back in t' pit and laugh!! .. We'd be prayin on t' way home that just a few pebbles would stick to the tar specks on our feet!... Then we could suck on the wee stones and pretend we was rich an had boiled sweets like your folk! ... You an your sixpences an your multiple graves! Lap o' lux'ry! ... Six generations of my folk have all been buried in t' same shallow pig wallow.... Still it gives The Lord of The Manor's swine something to eat!!...

 :flipoff:

We used to long for the day a lord of the manor would let us sniff a tar pit. Course, the gravel we ate was really road grime we scraped off the bottom of the horse hoofs we had to clean with our tongue. That was after we had to get up six hours before we went to bed and pay for the privilege of going to work. And tell this to kids of today and they don't believe you.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 04, 2013, 11:23:36 PM
Well use thy holy hand grenade
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on May 05, 2013, 12:10:53 AM
Hardly any kids walk to school any more. What's up with that?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on May 05, 2013, 12:54:34 AM
Note to self: Don't argue with idiots.

Nice video to remind me

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 05, 2013, 01:31:03 AM
You just figured that out?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 05, 2013, 02:58:42 AM
Hardly any kids walk to school any more. What's up with that?
Thats cause its too fucken dangerous :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 05, 2013, 02:59:55 AM
Note to self: Don't argue with idiots.

Nice video to remind me

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 05, 2013, 03:33:53 AM
Nice vid.
And I am a bit wiser now. The ox on the left did prove his point though.

Um... that was an ox, right?

(http://scorpioncars.com/images/ox_head.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 05, 2013, 03:42:09 AM
No comment.  :icon_eek:

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/020/3/e/king_of_the_fat_by_rod_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 05, 2013, 04:47:12 AM
Now at this point I wanna have a go at jester and reference that pic but that's just mean lol so I'll say that's ej's portrait in 20 years lol.

new trailer vid guys enjoy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 05, 2013, 06:49:15 AM
I see the same childish little f%$king retard is still here disliking my videos f%$k off you prick and get a life
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 05, 2013, 08:09:26 AM
No comment.  :icon_eek:

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/020/3/e/king_of_the_fat_by_rod_n.jpg)
Haha that looks like me :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 05, 2013, 09:00:09 AM
Nahhh .. He got bigger 'guns'  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 05, 2013, 09:14:08 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 05, 2013, 09:27:17 AM
Pizzas
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on May 05, 2013, 11:02:42 AM
I do't know, The Voice wasn't so crash hot tonight. The word Lame comes to mind.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 05, 2013, 01:28:48 PM
I don't bother watching it after auditions
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 05, 2013, 02:00:08 PM
All moved in with minimal drama. Had a friend help, then in turn, I helped him do a clean out across town since I had the truck. He'll be helping me change my drum brakes on the Mazda cage next month once I get some more money.

Bike is out in the open with a cover, so all is not lost. Went to the flea market and bought an electric roaster oven. It's like a crock pot, but better. Testing it out today.

All in all, I think life will slow down a little now. My back feels better cause I am in a bed again. Lost the so-called friends in this process, but realized who the true friends are: the ones who run in while everyone else is running out.

Mister, I found my bicycle in the back of the garage. Dusted it off, and time to go riding. There are some hills around here and bike trail friendly.

I'm back, and better than ever tard farmers!  Lets raise some hell.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 05, 2013, 10:39:39 PM
Lets stir the pot with religion


Lets raise hell jester!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 06, 2013, 01:08:30 AM
http://youtu.be/GfPg5LjGYz8

Lets do the dance of joy!!!!


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 06, 2013, 01:23:12 AM
Jester's on his "A" game.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 06, 2013, 01:36:40 AM
EJ, I'm not a 'C' student.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 06, 2013, 03:48:52 AM
Happy dance happy dance
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 06, 2013, 11:33:16 AM
Glad to have ya' back Jester! Yeah times like that sure do sort out the real ones from the "real" ones...

Me thinks we need some of this:

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 06, 2013, 01:38:24 PM

EJ, I'm not a 'C' student.


I consider myself an "expert" at being mediocre.  ;)
 
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 06, 2013, 03:48:39 PM
I'm very experienced in debating topics.  So does that make me a master debater?   :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 06, 2013, 09:33:54 PM
I'm very experienced in debating topics.  So does that make me a master debater?   :dunno_black:

..... Naah ... Just a wanker!  ;)  :flipoff: :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 07, 2013, 12:50:18 AM
Much calmer at my new place. Like it already.  Using the AT&T hotspot on my new cell phone as Internet access.

Got some smaller size valve shims for steezin, and he let me keep some too. Win-win.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 07, 2013, 03:02:39 AM
Saw the best concert last night ranking number 2 of all time behind Soundgarden.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 05:27:53 AM
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you... strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said.. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shaZam!?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 07, 2013, 08:59:55 AM
Ya know what?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Toledo Jim on May 07, 2013, 09:03:55 AM
Ya know what?
Sometimes yes - - - - -

 8)

Sometimes no - - - - -

 :dunno_black:

Other times maybe - - - - -

 :technical:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 07, 2013, 09:10:43 AM
But do you know what I know
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 09:52:28 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 07, 2013, 09:53:37 AM
Selling houses Australia. So many ideas for my house. My goal is within reach. Home ownership
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 09:58:15 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 07, 2013, 09:58:57 AM
Rare moments are like steak. Perfect
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:29:35 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:30:50 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 07, 2013, 10:31:17 AM
Cool as ice
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:31:38 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:32:20 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:33:03 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:33:40 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:34:28 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:35:11 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:36:14 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:37:27 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 07, 2013, 10:38:04 AM
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 07, 2013, 11:42:36 AM
Think of your Vlogs this way slips...we are all living vicariously through you every day.

As soon as I get a camera, I'll be there too mate.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 07, 2013, 12:15:37 PM
Thanks jester. That is a great way to think of it. What should I vlog about next?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 07, 2013, 06:40:17 PM
Talk about your homeland...You know, things in Australia that can't kill you.  It'll be a quick Vlog.

Or, just talk about funny happenings to Slipperymongoose this past week.  I know I have very funny happenings to myself every week that I need to share.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: adidasguy on May 07, 2013, 08:26:42 PM
And while holding a kitten? (What - too soon for cats again?)
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 07, 2013, 10:18:13 PM
As soon as I saw you were the last poster addy I was expecting a barrage of feline entertainment. However you surprised me haha.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 07, 2013, 11:29:39 PM
Selling houses Australia. So many ideas for my house. My goal is within reach. Home ownership

you could ask me about affordable possibilities on that eh?!... can put you in touch with some people on the GC area that do house deals for 'those that are nearly there' .. which is what i am starting to do down my way also..
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 07, 2013, 11:32:16 PM
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 :icon_eek: .. awesome reaction time there!!??
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 01:24:20 AM
Too many druggies, gangsters, and fuckwits down the coast. Plus it sends people strange.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 08, 2013, 01:44:11 AM
Too many druggies, gangsters, and fuckwits down the coast. Plus it sends people strange.

ok .. let me re-phrase and expand (wasnt sure which bit you are in) .... from border at tweed to gympie and maybe further... out to kingaroy and toowoomba... roughly that 'rectangle' ... the people i know live around the GC and SC .. but they have properties available in quite a range of areas
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 03:13:27 AM
To break into the market you need to be on the fringes of the major centers. So gympie, toowoomba, Ipswich, Logan.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 08, 2013, 04:51:15 AM
To break into the market you need to be on the fringes of the major centers. So gympie, toowoomba, Ipswich, Logan.

if you follow the traditional method .. yes probably fringes are the go...

these methods myself and the others use (i should add there are people doing the same deals as i am trying to.. from the same training... all over Australia... over 5000 of them now i have been told) .. are not traditional...

Basic rules are...

#1 You must have regular paid employment (the more $ the better, but there are budgets for everyone)

#2 You usually should have some 'getting started money' .. kind of like a deposit but a lesser value (lots of new buyers save 20k and think lets go!!.. but the banks want more like 30-40 to start... we 'mostly' work on less than 20k.. sometimes less than 10k upfront)

#3 You start this system without a bank... but usually you will be in a position to transfer to normal bank finance within 5 years (depends on the deal .. each is different)

#4 You will have paperwork still prepared by a solicitor and it holds legal status.. so you are protected and seller is protected .. like normal


... about 6 weeks ago one of the brissie people put a buyer into a house near capalaba .. for $597 a week... they will likely transfer to normal bank finance and properly own the house at the end of 2016 (well own part of it as far as the bank is concerned ;) ) .. it cost the buyer 12k upfront .. they pay 397 'rent' per week and most of the extra money gets credited to their 'deposit/equity' numbers when it comes time to go to the bank... (its more or less like going to Harvey Norman and having your home cinema pack now... just paying it off) .. interest is a little higher than bank .. which also encourages buyers to get stuck into it and transfer to bank asap... point is.. they are in 'their home' now.... and not 'nearly there' for the next few years whilst trying to do the circus tricks the banks want!

 :)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 08, 2013, 07:27:33 AM
..... wow .. how impressed am i right now?!?!?  >:(

brand new dedicated fax/broadband line installed to office.... internet may as well be dialup!!!... speedtest.net reports 86ms , d/l of 0.24 and upload of 0.04
 >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 08, 2013, 07:41:16 AM
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Janx101, MNgs500, TheRealSpinner, i dont post, bryan88, Craftylilalien, Haggurd, Shepa, Gibo, nmh5028, codajastal, NjDan, jcube_04, ruifrsilva

... my red highlight ... wow .. member data says since halfway through last year .... and still not a post... hardcore!!!!!!  :bowdown: :thumb:

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 08:09:03 AM
Yeah he is who he says he is wonder if he has the same name and attitude across more forums?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 08, 2013, 08:13:14 AM
its the phantom of the forums!!!!!!  :woohoo: ....

does that mean we are officially haunted in a cool way??  :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 08:47:52 AM
Dunno maybe
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 08:49:29 AM
Hey cods what's your f%$king problem I know it's you, you c@%t!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 08, 2013, 09:19:06 AM
well its not me... but Cods did say wasnt him?...

no one else denied... but you've only fronted Cods on it...

not defending anyone!!! ...

just sayin.... there are other who have issues yeah?

just sayin...  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 09:27:18 AM
Just saying his the one who made up a bullshit problem to hate on me. Just saying whenever I put a vlog up on here I know who's online and very soon after a dislike arrives. And just saying every time I upload his online at that time his the only one with a known reason.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 08, 2013, 09:52:49 AM
well its not me... but Cods did say wasnt him?...

no one else denied... but you've only fronted Cods on it...

not defending anyone!!! ...

just sayin.... there are other who have issues yeah?

just sayin...  :dunno_black:
What have I done now?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 08, 2013, 10:12:22 AM
I'm guessing if I go back two or three pages I'll find what the problem is... but I'm far too lazy for that...

In fact I'm too lazy to go down and stick the 145 main jets in to see if it's any better than the 150's... too lazy to make some 10mm PVC spacers to add some pre-load to the forks... too lazy to measure my jet needle for some fellas on the GSR...

Actually I might log into work and do some stuff... playin' with some cool stuff for a nice change  :thumb:

Been too busy to ring Ozzy and get the bike assessed again too, but must do that very soon!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 10:51:31 AM
What can't read a post back?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 08, 2013, 11:11:09 AM
Ok so I'm blind as well as lazy  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 11:13:30 AM
Not you Pete. Cods! Thinks his a smart fucker but people know the truth
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on May 08, 2013, 11:16:17 AM
Found a hunstman in the kitchen this morning. He has now moved on to a higher plane of existence to be reborn into a higher level creature.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 08, 2013, 11:21:44 AM
So you recruited him to scientology? Gonna be Tom Cruise's pet spider?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 08, 2013, 11:53:14 AM
Not you Pete. Cods! Thinks his a smart fucker but people know the truth
What is your fucken problem you cocksucking little c@%t?
I haven't even seen your fucken posts up until 10 minutes ago as I have you in my blocked list.
WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR NOW. I THINK YOU SHOULD PULL YOUR HEAD IN BEFORE I KNOCK THE FUCKER OFF


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 12:06:55 PM
Your the f%$king problem! Whenever I upload a video here very quickly I get a dislike and guess who is online at that time? YOU! Dunno what funny retarded game your trying to play but it's as plain as day grow up! I confirmed my suspicions when I didn't upload a video here and guess what? No dislikes. Yeah funny that. Just cause you go out and road rage all over the place and stupid enough to put it on YouTube!

You wanna knock my head off? Try it! see what happens you won't get far!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 08, 2013, 12:12:48 PM
Your the f%$king problem! Whenever I upload a video here very quickly I get a dislike and guess who is online at that time? YOU! Dunno what funny retarded game your trying to play but it's as plain as day grow up! I confirmed my suspicions when I didn't upload a video here and guess what? No dislikes. Yeah funny that. Just cause you go out and road rage all over the place and stupid enough to put it on YouTube!

You wanna knock my head off? Try it! see what happens you won't get far!
YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKEN FACTS STRAIGHT YOU LITTLE c@%t, I HAVE YOU FUCKEN BLOCKED DICKHEAD SO I DON'T EVEN SEE YOUR STUPID LITTLE VIDEOS SO GO CRY TO SOMEONE THAT'S GIVES A FUKK.

IF YOU THINK IM DISLIKING YOUR STUPID VIDEOS THEN JUST FUCKEN BLOCK ME AND SEE IF YOU STILL GET THEM COCKHEAD, USE YOUR FUNKEN BRAIN. FURTHERMORE IF I CAME UP THERE TO KNOCK YOUR FUCKEN HEAD OFF YOU WOULD shaZam! YOUR PANTS LIKE THE LITTLE kitty cat YOU ARE c@%t.

AGAIN I AM NOT DOING ANY OF THE shaZam! YOU THINK I AM. I NEITHER HAVE THE TIME ALL THE FUCKEN REASON TO BOTHER WASTING MY TIME ON YOU.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 12:15:20 PM
Yeah I call bullshit to all of that! Get f%&ked!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 08, 2013, 12:25:11 PM
Welcome back to my blocked list c@%t. I've told you I didn't do it so FUKK you. I am not lying like some other people round here which is the reason I blocked you in the first place. Get it through your thick head. I DIDN'T DO IT. You better hope we don't run into each other on the street boy. I'm done.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 08, 2013, 12:28:47 PM
People.  We live in a democracy here.  If I don't like you, I can say so.

If I don't like Julia Gillard...well, there are scary dungeons for me in Sydney.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 12:30:09 PM
Oh please don't kid yourself. You have never given me a reason to believe a word you say. And if you saw me on the street you wouldn't do shaZam! and you know it so stop the threats you look stupid. You've shown your true colors
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on May 08, 2013, 12:35:32 PM
Oh please don't kid yourself. You have never given me a reason to believe a word you say. And if you saw me on the street you wouldn't do shaZam! and you know it so stop the threats you look stupid. You've shown your true colors
Try me. Come for a visit anytime you like. I have NEVER lied to you from the day we met. Unlike you, I don't feel the need to lie to make friends. I am now blocking you again so feel free to have the last word you big fairy.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 12:36:37 PM
Word.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 08, 2013, 05:21:43 PM
Ohio LPW posters worry me.  :whisper:
My reasoning?
1.) Columbus to Manhattan is only about a 9 hour ride, 7 hours if their angry.

2.) Having resided in Ohio, I know that the further west one travels the more unstable the inhabitants become.
(and wandering south is no bargain either).

For instance;
Cambridge = OK,
Zanesville = Sketchy but humane,
Columbus = Frequent mood swings & OSU riots,
Springfield = UFO sightings are the norm.
Dayton = It's where all the UFO's actually come from.
Ohio Fun Fact: UFO hunters waste all their energy on Area-51 when anybody from Ohio knows that the government keeps all the UFO stuff in a little-known off-limits patch of territory between Fairborn and Dayton. 

3.) And finally, as far southwest as you can possible go is Cincinnati. The place is beyond UFO's.  :icon_rolleyes:
Jerry Springer and a whole lot of sausage eating - beer guzzling German pig farmers can help you understand why NOT to mess with Cincinnati.
NOTE: The Top Secret photograph below is of actual Cincinnati mutants being sworn-in to the Cinci cult...
Scary stuff!

(http://lub-cdn.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/11585917.jpg)
 
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Post by: jestercinti on May 08, 2013, 06:29:40 PM
How long did that take you to research all of that EJ?

You want to be like us, and that's admirable. 

But I'll warn you.  Like Slips says, if you want to hang around here, you need a rock-solid linguist or prepare to get an old fashioned country ass-whooping.  We can smell out a Jersey resident like a fart in a car.
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Post by: peteGS on May 08, 2013, 07:56:09 PM
So is that the Ohio version of the suicide bombers? Heads like baseballs so a great big baseball bat machine can hit them over to neighbouring states and cities to explode on impact?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 11:24:38 PM
Right now you yanks are a fare more honest decent lot than alot of Aussies I have interacted with and seen on Telly
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Post by: Janx101 on May 08, 2013, 11:30:38 PM
at risk of upsetting the applecart once more....

Slips... do you remember you challenged 'someone' to upset an Aussie?... or that you were not able to be upset by a yankee?.... and it was quite the thing for them to try and get you going...

what if those 'trys' are just more subtle now... like... negative feedback on vids?...  :dunno_black:

just a thought i had.... if it was that situ .. i would then expect at some point a "ta Daaaa" moment...

just sayin
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 08, 2013, 11:53:08 PM
I do remember that but Id say John has forgotten or given up.
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Post by: jestercinti on May 09, 2013, 03:36:40 AM
Wednesday is dads day.

Go to the house.  Soon to be ex hands me a birthday party invite to a b-day party for one of my 4 year old's classmates.

I ask what gift I should by, to which she replies, "Don't know, this little girl does not speak."

What do you buy a little girl that does not speak?  My son picked out a my little pony. I think it's a safe bet.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 09, 2013, 04:17:22 AM
Good stuff jester that's great.

And in other news: ya just couldn't stay away could you?
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 09, 2013, 06:18:50 AM
Wednesday is dads day.

Go to the house.  Soon to be ex hands me a birthday party invite to a b-day party for one of my 4 year old's classmates.

I ask what gift I should by, to which she replies, "Don't know, this little girl does not speak."

What do you buy a little girl that does not speak?  My son picked out a my little pony. I think it's a safe bet.


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a good buy my friend. stuffed animals are a safe bet also. gave my friends little boy a GIANT stuffed animal ( nearly 5" tall)  he at the time MAYBE 2ft tall. stlil has the thing. i found it at a local resale shop. i strnasported it to his home on my gs.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 09, 2013, 06:19:35 AM
Oh how I love analysis it gives you so much information. Seems as though some common sense has come about but hey once you do something on the Internet it can be tracked, so its locked in and my suspicions are still confirmed!
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 09, 2013, 06:27:57 AM
Oh how I love analysis it gives you so much information. Seems as though some common sense has come about but hey once you do something on the Internet it can be tracked, so its locked in and my suspicions are still confirmed!
except for those mythical drop bears Eh? btw took a short ride today ona  bmw 1200. OMFG was sweet.  sicne i had htat old bmw ages ago, never realised how much i enjoyed them. thank god i cant legally drive one. ( around here i pretty much am friends with all leo's so can almost get away with things. ive got a twoonie ill give to someone who can get an actual pic of a drop bear in action, a loonie as a bonus if on video. Ill even send it the second tuesday of next week from the basement upstairs. A smartass i am. truthful i am as well
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Post by: Janx101 on May 09, 2013, 07:06:05 AM
And somewhat Yoda-esque at times! ... WTF is a twoonie and a loonie? .... Money?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 09, 2013, 08:10:05 AM
No myth Yamma they are real and I am prepping for the drop bear apocalypse
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 09, 2013, 12:51:09 PM
Slips, like a bad STD rash, I keep coming back.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 09, 2013, 03:46:33 PM
Carnival problems again.  This time in Australia...

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/world/2-carnival-cruise-passengers-missing-off-australian-coast
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on May 09, 2013, 05:25:08 PM
dropbears
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 09, 2013, 10:58:01 PM
oh and yama.... why cant legally drive a Bimmer 1200?? ....  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 09, 2013, 11:19:39 PM
Oh you can always come back jester
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Post by: Electrojake on May 10, 2013, 03:54:00 AM
Oh you can always come back jester

Jester has no choice...
He's addicted.  :whisper:

I too tried the 12 step program for LPW rehabilitation, but I couldn't get the monkey off my back.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hwX5G0nNxBk/TjesqxseSnI/AAAAAAAAACk/4ZIoiKsy0B0/s1600/monkey-on-his-back.jpg)

Admit it Jester.
You caught the LPW bug from close-contact with the Aussies here.
Hey man, I'm addicted too.
I feel your pain brother.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 10, 2013, 04:14:59 AM
No ban can keep me away
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Post by: mister on May 10, 2013, 09:59:15 AM
Thanks for the heads up on the block list, Cods. Cool!

Twoonies and Loonies and $1 and $2 coins in Canadia.  :icon_mrgreen:

Hear bloke telling other bloke, when he rides and he needs to lock up a tire (huh?) he prefers locking the front cause he has more control  :cookoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 10, 2013, 10:09:45 AM
Slow night
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on May 10, 2013, 10:13:24 AM
The "I don't post" guy.... yeah, no point logging in cause he cannot send messages and stuff I don't think. Who knows such things? Only the Oracle.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 10, 2013, 10:40:37 AM
Which oracle from which movie? We talking matrix here?
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Post by: jestercinti on May 10, 2013, 01:36:30 PM
Holy hell, what a night.  Made it into the office by 8:15am.  I attribute that to the huge Gatorade I drank before hitting the sack.
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Post by: Electrojake on May 10, 2013, 02:02:06 PM
Holy hell, what a night.  Made it into the office by 8:15am.  I attribute that to the huge Gatorade I drank before hitting the sack.

And the details are?  :whisper:  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 10, 2013, 02:09:59 PM
A "1, 2, no more than 3..." happy hour turned into 2am like usual.  Good company, good brew.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 10, 2013, 08:02:07 PM
No myth Yamma they are real and I am prepping for the drop bear apocalypse
So are the supposed bigfoot/sasquatch/area51 alens.  :thumb: funny the signs pics resemble that of a koala
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 11, 2013, 02:30:08 AM
a seal walks into a bar, barkeep asks, " what will it be stranger?", seal says, ANYTHING but a canadian club"
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 11, 2013, 02:44:02 AM
You got it Jester! First good weather ride since fettling with the needles, springs, and going back to the biggest mains I've got too. One particular stretch of windy good fun was sooooooooo much better than ever before! It was by far the most fun I've had on the 450 yet  :thumb:

I still need bigger mains though...  :dunno_black:
reminds me of the restaurant view at mccloud mtn restaurant
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-OAKuGE4TAtE/UPOJXfWY9PI/AAAAAAB3l3g/34ukQw1Jp_w/w990-h663-no/photo.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 11, 2013, 02:53:05 AM
a seal walks into a bar, barkeep asks, " what will it be stranger?", seal says, ANYTHING but a canadian club"


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Editing more vlogs, I have to do a new one one and shoutout W79 for his response it was great.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 11, 2013, 02:57:53 AM
a seal walks into a bar, barkeep asks, " what will it be stranger?", seal says, ANYTHING but a canadian club"

Finally!
A post worth reading.
Canadian Club. That's perfect!

(http://www.beltramos.com/images/labels/canadian-club-6-year-old-whisky.jpg) - versus - (http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/thumb/c/c5/SealsandtheFoodChain.jpg/300px-SealsandtheFoodChain.jpg)

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 11, 2013, 03:18:11 AM
You may think this guy's a Britt, but actually... He's a Yank!
Details? Not here. It's a long story...

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Pigman_5816.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 11, 2013, 05:01:54 AM
We gots time
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 11, 2013, 05:51:35 AM
We gots time

Ha, Slips... You called my bluff on that one.
Now I have to think of something clever.

Or just post a photo of some hot babe!

(http://www.pinkmess.com/gallery/gorgeous-skinny-teen-getting-off-on-her-own/index.html?5x1x130803)

Oh crap. It didn't post.  >:(
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 11, 2013, 06:06:11 AM
No but I have posted
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Loki76 on May 11, 2013, 07:06:16 AM
 :woohoo:I wanna play too
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 11, 2013, 07:27:46 AM
Welcome
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 11, 2013, 07:31:06 AM
Here john sits in stinky vapour
Cause pandy stole the toilet paper\
should he sit, should he linger,  should he use his index finger?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 11, 2013, 09:53:27 AM
He must use a fist and it still flaps round in there
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Post by: mister on May 11, 2013, 11:33:13 AM
Armageddon Outfitters TV show gives plain wrong advice sometimes. Misinfo at its finest.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 11, 2013, 02:32:44 PM
tv for ya Eh?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 11, 2013, 02:49:29 PM
Armageddon?
I'm thinking such things only apply to humans.
Also thinking Armageddon may be an "earth only" affair since it would serve little purpose anywhere else in the cosmos.
Eh?  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 11, 2013, 04:38:04 PM
Armageddon?
I'm thinking such things only apply to humans.
Also thinking Armageddon may be an "earth only" affair since it would serve little purpose anywhere else in the cosmos.
Eh?  :dunno_black:
Well we cant be there to watch or participate in it yet, SO for the time being i agree. An earth only affair
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 11, 2013, 11:28:30 PM
Ajhhhhh great Mexican dinner last night now Mother's Day today
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 12, 2013, 05:08:46 AM
Mothers Day <gasp> but I got it covered.

Thanks for reminding me Slips.  :whisper:

Win.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 12, 2013, 05:26:16 AM
Here to help ej. For my LPW mates my latest creation. Only those with the link can view. Sending an olive branch to mister too.

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Post by: jestercinti on May 12, 2013, 04:05:18 PM
Visiting mom on Mother's Day. And doing my laundry for free too. Ran outta quarters.

Win win for me.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 12, 2013, 09:41:43 PM
Got my laundry done in the nick of time
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 12, 2013, 11:13:21 PM
Ajhhhhh great Mexican dinner last night now Mother's Day today
:(
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 12, 2013, 11:38:59 PM
Don't worry Yamma, Father's Day is a bad day for me, same reason for Mother's Day for you.
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Post by: jestercinti on May 13, 2013, 03:14:57 AM
What a day.

Went to my moms house. She had 3 of everything I needed and started filling up my car full of stuff. Toaster, check. Ginsu steak knives, check. I came home with everything I lacked for my kitchen, bathroom, bedroom. My kitchen cabinets are FULL of groceries!

Oh, and my laundry got done with my shirts ironed. I haven't gotten that much attention since Jr High. She must feel sorry for my situation.

Either way, thanks mom!


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Post by: Electrojake on May 13, 2013, 04:06:06 AM
Mothers Day in reverse, eh?
Sounds like things are working out.
Good to hear!  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 13, 2013, 04:46:24 AM
Wow go jester. Parents are great for that
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 13, 2013, 06:29:29 AM
Wow go jester. Parents are great for that
Indeed they are. those things and many MANY more :cry:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 13, 2013, 07:34:27 AM
Yes they are
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 14, 2013, 01:49:53 AM
Another fine Vlog from Slipperymongoose. I need a camera now. Holy hell.

I have some stories to tell, that's for sure.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 14, 2013, 02:53:23 AM
Thanks jester. Sure has slowed down here
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Post by: peteGS on May 14, 2013, 12:10:30 PM
Got another insurance assessment today... a quote this time instead of a total loss quote by bloody Brisbane Motorcycles...  >:(

Now the fun begins... telling the insurer to take the cheaper fixing quote rather than the more expensive total loss quote... apparently even though that's logical it's not that straight forward...

Didn't go to Ozzy after all that, went to Quality Bike Repairs at Lawnton, very happy to go there too after talking with them today. They're more interested in keeping good happy customers than making lots of profit (their words not mine), so when they get something like mine that's had a lot of effort and custom work put into it, they will do what they can to keep it on the road.  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 14, 2013, 12:29:08 PM
So now it's a fight to save the 450 from write off?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 14, 2013, 12:53:46 PM
It's all up to the adjuster.  I have seen repairs that should be total losses and vice versa.
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on May 14, 2013, 03:58:53 PM
(http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/CBRRRT/20130511_123217_zps56117327.jpg)
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Post by: peteGS on May 14, 2013, 08:04:32 PM
Yeah I think so... emailed the quote through to the claims guy and will call him today.

From what he said last week there shouldn't be an issue, but when the repairer spoke to them yesterday they didn't mention the extra $1500 for modifications, only the $1900 agreed value... not sure what's going on there!

Pretty sure it will turn out ok now, quote is less than $1300...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 14, 2013, 08:36:08 PM
Fingers crossed then
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Post by: Electrojake on May 15, 2013, 01:11:22 AM
(http://www.chrisrue.com/funcave/graphics/fingerscrossed.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 15, 2013, 01:37:32 AM
Man it's a slow week
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 15, 2013, 04:17:14 AM
Man it's a slow week
yeah it is. kinda felt sorry for people who dropped 2k on an ar15, prices are coming down now. for the time being lol
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 15, 2013, 04:24:07 AM
2 things about America I'm envious of. It's cheap to buy stuff and live. And the gun laws and ease of access to cool guns
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Post by: peteGS on May 15, 2013, 12:40:17 PM
Called the insurer this morning, quote is good to go and approved, gotta ring the repairer tomorrow to get it underway  :thumb:

On the down side... 450's been cranking badly lately, tentatively ruled out battery based on the fact that immediately after an overnight trickle charge there is no difference and it just doesn't want to crank normally. Gets worse when hot.

Pulled the starter out tonight and two of the four magnets that are supposed to be stuck in place are loose... dammit! Guess I'm push starting tomorrow although will try a jump start from the car as well... could be combination battery/starter...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 15, 2013, 03:24:14 PM
Slips, America is the best country, bar none.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 15, 2013, 07:49:40 PM
Nah sorry Jester, Australia's still the best  :thumb:

So WTF's going on here? No Mister, no Cods, a brief bit of others... no Twisted...

I have a feeling it's going to be an interesting trip to/from work today... I couldn't even get an entire crank out of the starter motor at the end of last night  :oops:

At least I have some tips on repairs now... JB Weld to the rescue apparently  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 15, 2013, 11:16:54 PM
It is quiet dunno what the go with mister is. And have to agree straya rocks
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Post by: Electrojake on May 16, 2013, 12:39:48 AM

Nah sorry Jester, Australia's still the best  :thumb:


To hell with Austrailia AND the US of A....
I'm moving to a place called Southwest Ohio!
I hear they got their own river there.
Just saying, I could water ski for a solid hour and never lose sight of land! No damn sharks or crocks to worry about either.  :thumb:
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Post by: jestercinti on May 16, 2013, 01:01:07 AM
If you water ski in the Ohio, you are a brave sole. It used to be more polluted than the cuyahoga river that caught fire in the 1960s.

In other news, no longer legally or financially responsible for a 2007 Nissan Xterra. Saved $80 a month in insurance and headaches. Good riddance.


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Post by: Janx101 on May 16, 2013, 01:52:58 AM

I hear they got their own river there.
Just saying, I could water ski for a solid hour and never lose sight of land! No damn sharks or crocks to worry about either.  :thumb:

If you water ski in the Ohio, you are a brave sole. It used to be more polluted than the cuyahoga river that caught fire in the 1960s.


a River that catches fire!!.. thats gotta have some serious cacko-munga in it!!  :icon_eek:

but the river in ohio... maybe what he means is that he could 'water ski' for an hour.... on the SOLID Ohio River!? ... kinda just bumping and jumping from lump to lump of flotsam?  ;) :flipoff: ... and keep sight of land .. main difference is that the river does move and ooze?...  :icon_twisted: ... and of course there no sharks or crocs/gators ... they got too tired from the thickness of ooze and left for easier swimming waters!!  :icon_rolleyes: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 16, 2013, 02:26:40 AM
got sick of the mini-micro-teensy-crappy speakers hidden in the office laptop.... didnt need a massive $ system though... so i just lashed out a whole $29.88 AUD on these ..

Logitech LS21 .. a mindblowing 7w RMS!!  ;) .. 4w 'subwoofer' and 2x 1.5w satellites .....

surprisingly good sound for such low numbers.... and only about 2000% better than the mosquito fart sounds that came out of the laptop stockers...

i know they just little 'fluffy bunny' speakers .. but for my office... perfect  :D ... now to check out some bike vids with nice/r sound!!

(http://www.bigw.com.au/media/BIGW/Product/1000x1000/7008658_0_9999_lge_v1_m56577569830499117.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 16, 2013, 03:29:54 AM
If you water ski in the Ohio, you are a brave sole. It used to be more polluted than the cuyahoga river that caught fire in the 1960s.

In other news, no longer legally or financially responsible for a 2007 Nissan Xterra. Saved $80 a month in insurance and headaches. Good riddance.


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and a brave bass, cod, tilapia, carp. could always polarbear the river Eh? i did on the st lawrence one december. aka blue balls w/o lol
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 16, 2013, 04:18:44 AM
Nothing beats barramundi
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 16, 2013, 04:49:02 AM
Janx,
You got a way with words.  :icon_rolleyes:
You should write the script for a Logitech TV commercial.
Just say in'
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 16, 2013, 06:19:16 AM
And who knows, john might give  you a free ( just pay postage and handling) chinese banana hammer clone
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 16, 2013, 06:37:24 AM
Janx,
You got a way with words.  :icon_rolleyes:
You should write the script for a Logitech TV commercial.
Just say in'

nah... i already knocked back those tosspots over at Hallmark .... me being such a friggin people person and all cuddly an shaZam!...

logitech would not understand somehow.... when i got real descriptive an stuff  ;)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 16, 2013, 08:12:15 AM
Try it on camera saying stuff. I mean look how much I suck
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 16, 2013, 08:30:41 AM
Try it on camera saying stuff. I mean look how much I suck

you do ok slips....

i'd be similar... just probably more swearing  :icon_rolleyes: :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 16, 2013, 08:55:32 AM
new vid for my LPW peeps. Why not to overtake on double lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 16, 2013, 12:41:10 PM
Ok, I actually just watched that vlog thing Slips... only because of the title... and yeah, stupid knob! I'd *never* do a thing like that... and admit it...  :nono:

Actually just ask the guys I ride with... if I'm leading a ride I always miss gold legal overtaking opportunities because I'm too afraid of breaking the group up... so usually someone else just goes bugger this and overtakes me... and then I go doh! And overtake...

Got the magnets in the starter motor JB Welded in tonight, one actually broke in half today during the one and only crank I got out of it this morning... I hope it cures ok and the broken one is still serviceable... I stuck it the two halves together as best I could... push starting isn't fun!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 16, 2013, 01:19:49 PM
Magnets on who what? Huh? I'm tired.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 16, 2013, 06:36:37 PM
.............................. I mean look how much I suck
TMI my friend, TMI
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 16, 2013, 08:53:55 PM
With videos Yamma mate haha
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on May 17, 2013, 10:16:29 AM
FART

Oh, Ej, the gauge for the city's new tram system is British Standard Gauge.  Um, what's that, like 4 foot 8.5 inches. Yeah, we rock the standard....
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 17, 2013, 10:45:25 AM
So that's standard gauge then. Cool thought it looks very standard.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 17, 2013, 10:49:16 AM
You know why British standard gauge is that size? ... Do you want to know?  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 17, 2013, 12:53:17 PM
Oh yeah, no more push starting for me!  :thumb:

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 17, 2013, 03:16:27 PM
EJ, you got your Powerball ticket?  Big money.

If I win the lottery, y'all ain't never gonna see or hear from me again.  Some addictions, LPW included, can be broken with enough money and fame.  My name will be in lights someday.  All the ladies will be screaming "Jester, Jester, Jester!"

Call it a pipe dream, call it a Black Swan, call it what you will.  It will happen some day.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 17, 2013, 09:47:54 PM
You know why British standard gauge is that size? ... Do you want to know?  :icon_rolleyes:

Yes I do. Please tell me
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Post by: Electrojake on May 17, 2013, 09:56:40 PM
Ah, the standard gauge of 4 feet, 8 & 1⁄2 inches.
Janx... Is it the width of a horse's a$s? Or was it a horse-v@gina?

Jester, Power Ball? No. I didn't buy crap, (yet).
If I win the $600,000,000.00 prize, I plan to put heated grips on all the motorbikes in Ohio.

And finally...
I learned two things from peteGS today...
1.) That gluing broke magnets together is indeed possible.
2.) Incredibly short YouTube videos are always fun to watch.

BTW: What have you Aussies done with Cods? Or is it some sort of secret.  :whisper: ? ? ?
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Post by: Janx101 on May 17, 2013, 10:23:06 PM
EJ is right ... Horses arse ...kinda ..

First British railway carriages designed off previously existing horse carriage wheel spacing... But that wheel spacing designed off previously existing grooves for carriage/chariots that the Romans built into their roads when they were busy conquering Europe waaaaay back in the day .... That wheel spacing on the chariots (war type) was deemed to be the most stable with the 2 horse pulling team the Romans also wanted for speed and endurance ... So the grooves were spaced to accommodate the war chariots ( and most chariots were eventually all that spacing) ... 2 horses ass is wider than the wheel track when in the pulling harnesses .. But the wheel track was also setup to run between each horses hooves on each side ... Horse usually wont straddle over over too many obstructions .. Leaving clearer path for wheels....

So is born the railway spacing
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 17, 2013, 10:26:31 PM
I called the c@%t out every time I stuck one of my vids up here miraculously dislikes start rocking up on it. And guess who was online on the forum when that happened? And using my analytics I drill down to where they were coming from and guess what? South east Queensland. So who do I know in south east Qld that is on the forum and has a beef with me only 2 names pop up and only one of those ppl has been on here regularly since I put videos up. And magically since he has been away no dislikes on videos. Just clearly saying
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Post by: jestercinti on May 17, 2013, 10:48:52 PM
Cods is a good guy, just takes things personally.

I, for one, am equal opportunity. I hate all of you fvckers.

Just wait till I have a camera. I will make epic Vlogs.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 17, 2013, 11:11:51 PM
Spiteful
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 18, 2013, 01:36:18 AM
Yep the spineless c@%t is hanging round I mention my vid and boom few seconds later guess what 5 dislikes arrive GET f%&ked YOU f%$king c@%t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR BETTER YET HAVE THE BALLS TO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT YOU DONT HAVE ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT CARE WHO IT IS ANYMORE GET f%&ked EAT shaZam! AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A f%$king TRUCK ON YOU BIKE WITH YOUR FAMILY WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 18, 2013, 01:51:14 AM
Okay children if i have to stop this minivan, yall arent getting a f%$king happymeal k? :flipoff:
btw for our anticlockwise toilet flushing neighbours, heres a TRUE australian road "train"
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 18, 2013, 01:57:31 AM
Stop the minivan Yamma!!!!!!!!! This c@%t can eat shaZam! and die! What have I done? Nothing. Nothing ever to anyone ever!

But cool vid we get stuff like that all the time search for mega truckers on YouTube and watch them move a few of our locos over a mountain range and over to west Australia.
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Post by: Electrojake on May 18, 2013, 01:58:32 AM
Cods is a good guy, just takes things personally.

I, for one, am equal opportunity. I hate all of you fvckers.

Just wait till I have a camera. I will make epic Vlogs.

Fuk-you Jester. You love us all. Admit it! We are the international dysfunctional family that warms your heart.  :flipoff:  :kiss3:

BTW: Janx... I didn't know you were a rail-fan. Interesting!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 18, 2013, 02:44:52 AM
Interestingly enough the two industries that are expanding in Queensland are the ports and the railways.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 18, 2013, 04:17:04 AM
OMG this is painful to read. i thought typing ghetto was circa 2009 onwards. this was back in teh day lol
http://www.thinkdigit.com/forum/software-q/12974-win-xp-mce-problem.html
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 18, 2013, 06:49:11 AM
Stop the minivan Yamma!!!!!!!!! This c@%t can eat shaZam! and die! What have I done? Nothing. Nothing ever to anyone ever!

But cool vid we get stuff like that all the time search for mega truckers on YouTube and watch them move a few of our locos over a mountain range and over to west Australia.
never said you slips have done anything. if ANYBODY has done nothing it is mister. he brags about doing nothing and getting paid for it lol. love yall like a huge dysfunctional family. please dont piss off cods :cry:hes a good guy  like most of yall are :). mister i think is eating viagra like candy and fapping to harley pornography. ( or whas that john?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 18, 2013, 08:19:12 AM
Ill be a nice guy when the gutless piece of trash admits it and stops! But can't see that happening
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 18, 2013, 01:38:39 PM
 :o :cry:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 18, 2013, 01:56:13 PM
Ahhhh watching the new ATeam while the missus has a girls night out. Now that's Internet win
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 18, 2013, 01:59:18 PM
OR could watch the missus and her a team :D
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 18, 2013, 02:02:48 PM
Not really there ugly I got the good lookin one haha
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 18, 2013, 02:25:47 PM
even if ugly, use eyes and imagination. aka close eyes and use imagination Eh?

btw dug up one of my quotes from GPN ( gopednation)  from its admin one of them:

Originally posted by Dean
Hi Sue ! I am from Banspamia . We are a small but proud country
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Post by: peteGS on May 18, 2013, 09:09:10 PM
And finally...
I learned two things from peteGS today...
1.) That gluing broke magnets together is indeed possible.
2.) Incredibly short YouTube videos are always fun to watch.

BTW: What have you Aussies done with Cods? Or is it some sort of secret.  :whisper: ? ? ?

Glad I could edumacate you some EJ!  :thumb:

Not sure what's happened to the Cods-monster... but perhaps in hybernation waiting for the slips-machine to ease off?

Slips... dude you need to get a good dose of HTFU... something I think you're missing is that you're posting something on the Internet... it's not real... people will do shaZam! just to piss you off because they can... and when you react, they win!

If someone started disliking my videos (and I could understand why, they're shaZam!), then I couldn't give a rats arse... it's the Internet!

Never ever take anything posted online seriously... unless it's in LPW of course  :cheers:
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Post by: jestercinti on May 18, 2013, 10:34:59 PM
Soon to be ex has a new boyfriend.  That was fast.  Came home to the house to man the Saturday morning yard sale, and she and he walked out.

Ballsy since she knew I would be there.  Son witnessed it since he was with me.  She has no class.

I, for one, have class.  And yes EJ, I love LPW.  It's my guilty pleasure.
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Post by: peteGS on May 19, 2013, 12:22:01 AM
Sorry to hear Jester, major insult and bad form! Was not happy when it was revealed my dad had been seeing the sheila he married for *years* before he divorced my mum  :mad:

If you want it over, man up and deal with it... anyways...
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Post by: jestercinti on May 19, 2013, 01:52:40 AM
Divorce in process, but not over yet. I am teaching my son right from wrong, just sad that I have to double time since he gets more wrong from his mother.

Watching goodfellas, my favorite movie.


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Post by: Electrojake on May 19, 2013, 02:55:35 AM

Watching goodfellas, my favorite movie.


Ah yes, the Goodfellas. My boys from Jersey.  :icon_razz: - :2guns:

(http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/profiles/goodfellas.jpg)
 
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 19, 2013, 05:26:29 AM
Great day out to chillax
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Post by: peteGS on May 19, 2013, 01:07:36 PM
More carby work tonight and trying to round up numbers for our June 2nd run...
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Post by: jestercinti on May 19, 2013, 04:42:33 PM
Why is it that EBay users refuse to pay?  And I am not allowed to slam them when they waste my time regarding feedback. I have to wait a minimum of 6 days to get my final selling fees credited back to me.

Worthless.


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Post by: peteGS on May 19, 2013, 07:57:53 PM
Gen Y Jester... no concept of responsibility coz they've been wrapped in cotton wool since birth...  :dunno_black:

Looking forward to the commute today with the jetting changes and the fact I can push the button and start her right up  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 19, 2013, 09:27:45 PM
Man this weekend has been great ive had 4 days off plus another half day tommorow. Need to ring my accountant. Oh and for all my Yankee mates here I give you 2 minutes in Australia. Suprisingly accurate

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Post by: jestercinti on May 20, 2013, 12:23:34 PM
It's New York EJ...You are confused with the Sopranos.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 20, 2013, 04:14:32 PM
Why is it that EBay users refuse to pay?  And I am not allowed to slam them when they waste my time regarding feedback. I have to wait a minimum of 6 days to get my final selling fees credited back to me.

Worthless.


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yup. its a  pain in the ass sometimes. depending on how it was listed :S
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 20, 2013, 09:22:32 PM
My newest vlog for all to see.

And a challenge for all to try.
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Post by: jestercinti on May 21, 2013, 01:27:48 AM
Had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Everything was mc hammer parachute pants big. Man, that was $$. Especially work clothes cause I need to dress nice.


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Post by: Janx101 on May 21, 2013, 02:02:56 AM
thats a good challenge Slips.... but ... uhm.... just what were you doing in that parkland as the camera started?..... you making those relieved type noises  :icon_rolleyes: ... bike was still running in background?.... so you cant have been there for that long.... 30-60 seconds maybe?...

now what would slips be doing near some trees in a grassy area... mid ride.... and then making sounds of happy.....

Slips you dirty bastige!! ... you are a closet birdwatcher arent you!!

(http://twilightinsight.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/binoculars3.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 21, 2013, 05:58:00 AM
Lol yes janx. Yeah was trying a new way of starting. Mixing it up a bit.
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Post by: Janx101 on May 21, 2013, 06:01:09 AM
i like the looking for the sunnies one! .. only needs a voiceover.... the "looking for an object mantra" .. in this case .. 'sunnies sunnies sunnies' lol  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 21, 2013, 06:37:52 AM
Yeah I like doing little bits and pieces like that. Need to do an end board now with a link to the previous video etc etc
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Post by: peteGS on May 21, 2013, 11:19:05 AM
Geeez you Brissie lot are slackers... no interest in the June 2nd run and not even a reply to my PM to say not interested piss off... sheeeesh...  :dunno_black:

AussieChick's coming along though so she'll show you all up   :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 21, 2013, 11:44:57 AM
I dunno yet so that's why I havnt replied
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on May 21, 2013, 04:01:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OdX8A98.gif)
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Post by: Electrojake on May 21, 2013, 04:16:46 PM
It's New York EJ...You are confused with the Sopranos.

Jester... This is the internet. Arrogance trumps fact every time.
And even when I am wrong, I can out-argue any fact you could possibly post. 


Gen Y Jester... no concept of responsibility coz they've been wrapped in cotton wool since birth...

E X A C T L Y !
The entire group expects someone else to do their laundry and if no one carries their water for them, they get their free lunch via government hand-outs at taxpayer expense. (http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Angry/BangHead.gif)
 I seem to have a few that reside in my home.
Makes me feel sorry for the handful of our citizens that truly do need assistance and continually get stigmatized by the lazy, illegal, and dishonest amongst us.

Gee pete, it sure was nice to have a bit of a rant there.
Thanks for bringing that up. :cheers:
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Post by: peteGS on May 21, 2013, 07:51:30 PM
I dunno yet so that's why I havnt replied

See that's not so hard is it? Next time just hit reply to my PM first  :flipoff:

E X A C T L Y !
The entire group expects someone else to do their laundry and if no one carries their water for them, they get their free lunch via government hand-outs at taxpayer expense. (http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Angry/BangHead.gif)
 I seem to have a few that reside in my home.
Makes me feel sorry for the handful of our citizens that truly do need assistance and continually get stigmatized by the lazy, illegal, and dishonest amongst us.

Gee pete, it sure was nice to have a bit of a rant there.
Thanks for bringing that up. :cheers:

Good one EJ, spot on! There are a few good ones at work but most expect hand holding to do the most basic tasks and like to call me at 2am because they haven't learnt how to use their frickin brain!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 21, 2013, 09:23:05 PM
Lol that requires doing stuff I don't usually do hahaha
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on May 21, 2013, 09:29:55 PM
(http://cdn.gifbay.com/2012/09/hard_at_it_in_the_living_room-463.gif)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 21, 2013, 10:30:07 PM
Lol.
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Post by: Electrojake on May 22, 2013, 04:54:47 AM
Not sure i understood that gif...   :confused:  But thanks for posting.
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Post by: jestercinti on May 22, 2013, 04:55:59 AM
1am b!tches.  Still awake.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 22, 2013, 05:12:45 AM
3:12pm sluts, at work
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Post by: Janx101 on May 22, 2013, 05:26:12 AM
3:24pm ... err lacking semi insulting word , trying to resist just browsing the web instead of chasing up phonecalls at work..  :confused:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 22, 2013, 05:47:23 AM
3:46 ballsacks wasting time and getting paid.
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Post by: Janx101 on May 22, 2013, 05:54:30 AM
3:53 ... oooh look!.. belly button fluff!! .. waiting waiting waiting... please customer for tmw morning ring soon and confirm you have funds available... i need to let the labourer guys know!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 22, 2013, 06:20:53 AM
Finally this place is rolling a bit. 4:20 paperwork
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Post by: Janx101 on May 22, 2013, 06:35:36 AM
4:34 ... mutter mumble .. so Miss Customer, you are going to do it yourself eh?... i know this, if you ring me at 6:30 in the morning and try to re-book it... i might be a tad ... abrasive!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 22, 2013, 06:51:33 AM
Paperwork requiring signature in heptuplacite. Train wheels are important things
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Post by: Janx101 on May 22, 2013, 07:21:16 AM
Technical too!! ... "the wheel on the train go round and round, round and round, Round and Round!!  :icon_twisted:

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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 22, 2013, 07:43:18 AM
Funny
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Post by: mister on May 22, 2013, 09:35:40 AM
Janx, I was in "the game".

One time guy calls, makes a booking. I turn up at the address at the set time and am told by someone there, "he moved out already." I tried calling him. Nothing.

Two weeks later I get a call from the same guy. Wants to make a booking - same address as before,  same job details. WTF?

Told him to go annoy someone else. After, I thought, fuk, should have taken the booking and then done a no show myself.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 22, 2013, 10:21:46 AM
Wish I would get called into work more often
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Post by: Janx101 on May 22, 2013, 11:57:08 AM
Janx, I was in "the game".

One time guy calls, makes a booking. I turn up at the address at the set time and am told by someone there, "he moved out already." I tried calling him. Nothing.

Two weeks later I get a call from the same guy. Wants to make a booking - same address as before,  same job details. WTF?

Told him to go annoy someone else. After, I thought, fuk, should have taken the booking and then done a no show myself.

Lol.... Yeah ... Sometimes get phantoms ... One lad who kept making a booking for 'next week' ... Then cancelling last minute.... 3rd time he forgot to block the number he was calling from.... I reversed it on Internet... Gave me a different name ... Checked... A new competitor who thought if I was booked then I wouldn't be able to do jobs and he might get them... So I sent his 'office' an invoice ... For booking fees .... No reply ..... No more hassles either!  :thumb:

We got heaps of work tmw... Just the one that dropped out woulda meant 2nd crew and 2nd truck for arvo.. Ah well..  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 22, 2013, 12:53:04 PM
This one time at work I washed my hands
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Post by: jestercinti on May 22, 2013, 07:41:49 PM
That's gross slips.  You should always wash your hands.
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on May 22, 2013, 08:05:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rXfHvYV.gif) drop bear?
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 22, 2013, 09:20:51 PM
after that collision id say yes
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Post by: Janx101 on May 22, 2013, 10:41:38 PM
This one time at work I washed my hands

so what im hearing is.... you had to wash your hands once while at work... presumably cos they were dirty .... extrapolating from that .. you have had dirty hands at work once only... also implying that you've only ever actually done anything workwise... once!!! ..... and you get paid for that!! ..

you lucky lucky bastard!!  ;) :thumb:
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Post by: jestercinti on May 23, 2013, 01:33:05 AM
She agreed to take timeshare. One less thing in my name.

First the Xterra, now the timeshare. Things are looking up.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 23, 2013, 01:57:07 AM
Bout time jester. Got a great video in the pipeline hopefully soon
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Post by: peteGS on May 23, 2013, 11:15:22 AM
Bike's running well after the jetting changes that the dyno run showed me... nice  :thumb:

Really looking forward to the 2nd June run... but the 28 day weather forecast keeps changing from no rain to medium chance of rain... I wish they had a clue what they were talking about...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 23, 2013, 11:26:33 AM
I swear sometimes they pick numbered balls out of a bucket or something.
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Post by: jestercinti on May 23, 2013, 02:59:24 PM
Good to see that Slips has the old Avatar back.
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on May 23, 2013, 06:52:43 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6595649536/h113532CE/)
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Post by: mister on May 23, 2013, 07:24:03 PM
28 day forecast? Screw that. They cannot even get it right with a few hours forecast, no way they gonna get anything right in a 28 day forecast. #WhyBother
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Post by: peteGS on May 23, 2013, 07:39:54 PM
28 day forecast? Screw that. They cannot even get it right with a few hours forecast, no way they gonna get anything right in a 28 day forecast. #WhyBother

Yeah exactly... last time for the March run they were saying it was great weather... I've never been so constantly wet on a ride in my life!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 23, 2013, 10:35:31 PM
Hooooray it's Friday
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Post by: Electrojake on May 24, 2013, 02:52:03 AM
(http://allthingsclassicfilm.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/curly1.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 24, 2013, 03:13:34 AM
slowing down again
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Post by: mister on May 24, 2013, 09:21:21 AM
Early mark today. Only worked 10 and a half hours  :cookoo:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 24, 2013, 09:22:25 AM
Waiting for work to arrive
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Post by: jestercinti on May 24, 2013, 01:59:54 PM
Heading to Chicago after work.  Taking the GS  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 24, 2013, 02:02:54 PM
Out on the road you hardcore biker you. Slap Oprah if you see her
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Post by: peteGS on May 24, 2013, 09:37:37 PM
Looking forward to the ride next Sunday...

And I need to do some wet weather gear repairs by the looks... duct tape maybe? Inside of the left leg at the ankle has started coming apart at the seam where it got melted by the exhaust on the famous hail run last year.

I'll have to take a look and see what I can do... not worth a new suit for yet, just makes the cuff of my pants a little damp really.
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Post by: Electrojake on May 24, 2013, 09:53:00 PM
Early mark today. Only worked 10 and a half hours.

10.5 hours work? Every day?  :cookoo:
No Sir. Ten point five hours would make a good night's sleep.
Work should be limited to 6 hours per day, occurring on Tuesdays and Thursdays only.  :cheers:
 
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 25, 2013, 12:20:15 AM
Saturday morning coffee
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 25, 2013, 08:44:26 PM
Early mark today. Only worked 10 and a half hours  :cookoo:
¿DWHA? you worked? sorry my friend.you always talk about not working and getting paid. course i 'sposein jobs like that an eventual work day will arise Eh?
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Post by: mister on May 25, 2013, 10:20:02 PM
Early mark today. Only worked 10 and a half hours  :cookoo:
¿DWHA? you worked? sorry my friend.you always talk about not working and getting paid. course i 'sposein jobs like that an eventual work day will arise Eh?

Well, I didn't actually Work Work, but you know, you call it Work so people understand.  :thumb:

I'm calling Myth/Urban-Legend on the width of the Standard Gauge track being due to Roman Chariots. Wikipedia is truth, tells all about it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_gauge
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Post by: peteGS on May 25, 2013, 10:20:37 PM
I don't work that many hours in a day... but when I'm on call it becomes a long week with late night/early morning phone calls and so forth...
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Post by: mister on May 25, 2013, 10:38:05 PM
On call sux, unless you are paid anyway even when nothing happens. Then it's good.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 25, 2013, 11:03:31 PM
Sunday morning ride kick ass
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Post by: peteGS on May 26, 2013, 10:04:57 AM
We get an allowance for the weeks we're on call, and TOIL if we actually have to do any work... the allowance is just for having to be available to answer the phone 24x7 and staying sober...

The bugger for me is I get to answer the phone 24x7 regardless of on call in addition to on call because they consider me to be some sort of... well... experienced type person...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 26, 2013, 10:14:11 AM
Do you get extra for permanent in call?
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Post by: peteGS on May 26, 2013, 10:26:48 AM
Well... short answer is no... but I'm negotiating... I "acted" this role for 8 months before becoming permanent which was in the middle of a restructure, so technically I missed an opportunity that the then team leads (now technical leads) got offered... and I'm still trying to get that sorted... I just changed managers this year and he's going to try again for me.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 26, 2013, 10:59:19 AM
Bosses are playing tight arses at work they don't wanna pay acting rates for ppl who step up
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 26, 2013, 11:06:14 AM
Early mark today. Only worked 10 and a half hours  :cookoo:
¿DWHA? you worked? sorry my friend.you always talk about not working and getting paid. course i 'sposein jobs like that an eventual work day will arise Eh?

Well, I didn't actually Work Work, but you know, you call it Work so people understand.  :thumb:

I'm calling Myth/Urban-Legend on the width of the Standard Gauge track being due to Roman Chariots. Wikipedia is truth, tells all about it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_gauge

Ahh c'arn on mister! .. Don't let belief in Wiki ruin a good story!!....

On the other hand ... I have noticed you have this 'thing' where you have to be righter than anyone else... So carry on!  :icon_rolleyes: :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 26, 2013, 11:14:28 AM
No one is more correct than me on a Saturday night with a dozen or so pints of Hahn super dry
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on May 26, 2013, 11:22:35 AM
I have noticed you have this 'thing' where you have to be righter than anyone else... So carry on!  :icon_rolleyes: :flipoff:

Hmmm.... denial makes what you say seem correct, admittance does likewise. Hmmmm..... what a predicament. Think I'll go eat some worms and contemplate the lint in my navel. Thank you for the inspiration. Carry on chaps....
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 26, 2013, 12:06:26 PM
I watched house husbands tonight yeah ummmmmmm
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 26, 2013, 04:14:40 PM
Slips...bosses not paying are part of the "non monetary incentive plans" now instituted by most companies.

Welcome to 2013.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 26, 2013, 07:42:20 PM
My place is under somewhat of a thread from big international hosting companies at the moment so being tight is the name of the game... come to think of it that was the name of the game before the big companies came to town  :icon_confused: :confused: :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 26, 2013, 10:20:17 PM
Slips...bosses not paying are part of the "non monetary incentive plans" now instituted by most companies.

Welcome to 2013.


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Yeah that concept can suck my left testicle. Thing is they tried it with me and I told them its written in the EBA (enterprise bargaining agreement) (it sets out the terms and conditions of our work) and if its written that I am entitled to have the higher rate for acting I will claim it and if you try to stop me ill get the union in and you can explain to them why I'm being denied to what I'm entitled to.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 27, 2013, 03:22:21 AM
Just returned from Chicago. 700 miles in 3 days on the GS.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 27, 2013, 03:27:34 AM
was it dark and you wearing sunglasses?...  ;) :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 27, 2013, 04:57:43 AM
Updating my music library at work
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on May 27, 2013, 09:03:32 AM
My future's so bright I gotta wear shade - but - I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can....
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 27, 2013, 09:42:00 AM
I stick to the clear variety at night to see what's ahead
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 27, 2013, 11:12:44 AM
Uh oh... I feel an '80's moment coming on... can I hear you say "lame"?

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 27, 2013, 11:54:33 AM
Good series about the 80's on national Geographic
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 27, 2013, 07:34:23 PM
I'm recording it on the IQ, haven't watched any of it yet...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 27, 2013, 09:23:30 PM
I have iq but it's not enabled. Really should but CBF
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 28, 2013, 02:59:42 AM
I have iq but it's not enabled. Really should but CBF

your IQ is turned off slips?.... and you only just noticed!?.... well of course if its turned off... you would be slow to notice eh!!  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 28, 2013, 11:19:20 AM
 :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :cheers:

Gold comment of LPW by Janx  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 28, 2013, 11:35:28 AM
No just don't have it enabled. When they installed it they didn't have a standard box so they gave me an iq.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 28, 2013, 12:43:36 PM
Back to work, but food in crock pot should be ready when I get home FTW!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 28, 2013, 01:03:21 PM
Just about to clock off for the night.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 28, 2013, 07:40:26 PM
Early morning coffee then off to work in more showers today... got the running repair on the rain suit done yesterday in time to get pissed on while riding to work, held up well  :thumb:

The showers are supposed to clear up by the weekend, hope they're well and truly gone before Sunday!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 28, 2013, 08:53:46 PM
No just don't have it enabled. When they installed it they didn't have a standard box so they gave me an iq.

So you born with an IQ then .... Hmmm must be a Queensland thing .... :icon_rolleyes:

(Acknowledge them or don't ....this is too easy matey!)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 28, 2013, 10:16:27 PM
Just you wait till we smash use for the 8th time janxy!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 29, 2013, 02:14:01 AM
Noooooooooooooo not more origin crap! Bad enough to hear the neighbours carrying on without getting it on here too... yes I'm anti-origin...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 29, 2013, 04:41:04 AM
I hearby declare you enemy of the state!

In other news I cleaned and dubbined my leather jacket smells pretty and feels so soft now loving it
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 29, 2013, 12:24:02 PM
Noooooooooooooo not more origin crap! Bad enough to hear the neighbours carrying on without getting it on here too... yes I'm anti-origin...

YO!! ... Another Brother!! ... I'm also anti football watching mostly.... Come to think of it.. Anti most sports on tv... Unless it has a motor....

Cept wingsuits ... There should be more wingsuit stuff!!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 29, 2013, 12:30:55 PM
Fan of jeb Corliss then?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 29, 2013, 12:32:12 PM
 :D  :thumb: ... Jeb!! .... Hi intensity MOFO!!  :bowdown:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 29, 2013, 12:41:49 PM
Did you see the interview he did on Sunday night?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 29, 2013, 09:18:29 PM
Did you see the interview he did on Sunday night?

Nah .. What chan/show was it? .. I might be able to catch it online archives or something
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 29, 2013, 10:47:51 PM
Channel 7 Sunday night, it was like 6 months ago I think
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 29, 2013, 10:48:47 PM
ahh k.. was it the one pre-accident in africa .. or post recovery from that accident?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 29, 2013, 10:49:09 PM
Post recovery
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 29, 2013, 10:50:31 PM
k ... yeah have seen bits of that one online.... every time i try to watch it the bloody office phone rings.... or someone drops in to pickup something.... reckon im gonna have to sneak into office at 3am to see it all way through..  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 29, 2013, 11:10:52 PM
Um... Can acupuncture be used to tame hemorrhoidal flare-ups?  :whisper:

(http://hemorrhoidtreatmentrelief.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/GetRidofHemorrhoids.jpg)

Also...
Welcome back Jester.
700 miles on a GS500F. That's a damn nice trip!
-Ej-
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 29, 2013, 11:14:18 PM
I dunno bout you ej but I wouldn't want a pin stuck into my anus.

Yeah janx he's fricken intense in this interview
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 29, 2013, 11:59:17 PM
Um... Can acupuncture be used to tame hemorrhoidal flare-ups?  :whisper:

they say so.... http://www.acupuncturetoday.com/mpacms/at/article.php?id=32524

http://manumissio.wikispaces.com/file/view/du_mai_channel.jpg/35147413/511x438/du_mai_channel.jpg

the du4 mingmen is recommended for the shy folks, but as in the first link text .. du 1, 2, 3 and 4 are the traditional targets

i've had acupuncture on shoulders, legs, elbows, neck etc .. i think it is effective for what i have had in most cases..

not had it for anything like h'roids though' !! ..
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 30, 2013, 12:45:37 AM
Never had acupuncture, but tbh I'm a bit hesitant about needles in general
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 30, 2013, 12:57:34 AM
its pretty much zero drama slips.... hardly even mozzie bite going in.... can feel a little weird as they wiggle them a bit.... and when i had a severe muscle/nerve lockup in my neck/shoulder one time... when he pulled one needle out it felt like a mini hammer on thumb sensation...

but the guy i go to has been doing it for over 20 years ..

its not like flipping a switch or waving a magic wand ... and maybe its all 'power of the mind' .. whichever it is though .. i have had some hellish and hectic muscle spasms and back pain relieved by a visit to the man with the needles... about $65 for the hour... but i also get about 20 mins of deep tissue massage for that price too ..  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 30, 2013, 01:08:28 AM
Was it a happy ending massage :eek:


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 30, 2013, 01:08:48 AM
Well as I age I suspect ill be going in for some then
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 30, 2013, 01:38:51 AM
Was it a happy ending massage :eek:


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 :icon_rolleyes: ... nah... no matter how many times i ask his pretty young lady assistant!!  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 30, 2013, 04:01:58 AM
Ok should I build a Facebook profile?  Did MySpace but abandoned.

Is Facebook all that?  Slips, EJ, anyone?


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 30, 2013, 05:41:21 AM
There is so much social media out there now I can't keep up. You still have MySpace, google +, Facebook, twatter, tumblr, Pinterest, Instagram, snapchat. But yes my main one is my Facebook. I have a few of the twinners on it such as janx, aussiechick, and Adidas. But no longer have cods or mister
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on May 30, 2013, 11:17:59 AM
I use FB mainly for family - and some others. Also Google Plus has higher level people there.

Eg. Typical comments to comething on FB: Lol, yeah, right on. HA, etc.

Comments on G+ are actually full sentences  :o

Make both  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 30, 2013, 11:28:49 AM
Stick with facey it's just easier
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 30, 2013, 12:12:58 PM
Or avoid them altogether and live in reality with real people  :thumb:

I get the face space thing for friends/family overseas or interstate that it helps keep in touch with, but I don't get the commenting on every little thing you do and like or dislike or whatever... these forums are enough for me...

And looking at the forecast for Sunday... looking like yet another ride in the rain... I think someone has cursed my rides... every one I organise lately gets wet...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 30, 2013, 12:29:11 PM
It's all good Pete and as for the weather it's been fricken stupid lately hey
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 30, 2013, 07:37:52 PM
Indeed it has Slips... in fact this year's been pretty shitty for it... seems every time I want to do something outside it starts raining... riding, working on the shed, sitting out the back...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 30, 2013, 07:56:59 PM
Will be building a FB profile tonight.  I'll test the waters and see how it goes.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 30, 2013, 09:06:29 PM
It can be very addictive at first jester but it settles down after a while
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 30, 2013, 11:22:12 PM
Started out with 3 friends...now have 15.

A bit overwhelming.  Holy hell...the people I thought would just disappear have returned.  The horror!  :o
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 30, 2013, 11:42:21 PM
HahhahahahahhHhhhahha
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 30, 2013, 11:48:51 PM
Started out with 3 friends...now have 15.

A bit overwhelming.  Holy hell...the people I thought would just disappear have returned.  The horror!  :o

thats what unfriend and/or block is for...  :icon_rolleyes:

few people i know get all anxious about unfriending people .. its all "OMG .. if i unfriend them then they'll know i dont like them or dont want to see their crap" ...  :confused: ... but .. thats the idea!! .. 'man up' and tell the truth to the people 'you know' ... no point going through life stressing over social network anxiety!! .. sheesh  ;) :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 31, 2013, 12:29:53 AM
Going out for a quick pre work ride
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 31, 2013, 12:53:58 AM
Ok should I build a Facebook profile?  Did MySpace but abandoned.

Is Facebook all that?  Slips, EJ, anyone?


I don't do any of those social media internet sites. No time for that crap right now.
Besides... LPW provides all my "social" needs.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 31, 2013, 01:43:01 AM
Ahhhh the faithful ej
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 31, 2013, 04:08:30 AM
from a reference elsewhere ...

tac·i·turn 
/ˈtasiˌtərn/
Adjective
(of a person) Reserved or uncommunicative in speech; saying little.
Synonyms
reticent - silent - uncommunicative - reserved


reminds me of ...

aspergers 
Web definitions
Asperger syndrome or Asperger's syndrome is an autism spectrum disorder that is characterized by significant difficulties in social...

.... an Aussie.... taciturn?!?!?! ... nahhhhh!!...  :cookoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 31, 2013, 04:35:53 AM
Speak English man!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on May 31, 2013, 06:47:15 AM
 :icon_rolleyes: ... ok ... 'I say chaps!, What-ho! .. shall we be progressing along the motorpath with our motorised bicycles on the morrow then? .. splendid! .. afterwards we could perhaps call in at the ale house for a plate of chops and onions and a healthy draught of cider!'

hows that?!  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 31, 2013, 07:41:04 AM
Finally someone who speaks the language
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on May 31, 2013, 09:17:45 AM
I detest 'social' situations where strangers are thrust into each other's 'space' and forced to interact - it's all so fake (eg. going to Bob's party and the only person you know is Bob and are now forced to mingle with a bunch of people playing stupid "what do you do for a living" small talk games).

I'd rather talk to someone in a 'get to know more about you' kinda way when it occurs through happenstance. It's like an adventure that way.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 31, 2013, 09:27:02 AM
There's nothing like a bit of social awkwardness to keep you on your toes
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Post by: peteGS on May 31, 2013, 10:22:54 AM
Pass... either something is in common or not... if it's not... move on!

At least we all have something in common here... LPW! Oh, and a love for all things GS of course...  :thumb:

Apparently Sunday now is some late light rain... sounds more promising but we'll see... shall be packing the rain suit regardless...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 31, 2013, 10:41:13 AM
I'm packing leather tonight
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 31, 2013, 11:33:01 AM
Ummmm... not sure what to say to that... guess I'm glad it's not PVC... or lycra...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on May 31, 2013, 11:38:23 AM
Oh that's later Pete haha
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 31, 2013, 11:41:12 AM
Gaaaah ok now I didn't need to read that...  :nono:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 31, 2013, 11:56:44 AM
Hey everyone is curious
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Post by: jestercinti on May 31, 2013, 03:24:24 PM
So this girl that I have not spoken to since 1983 contacted me on FB.  I was 7 then.  Oddly, I remember her.

Not used to these things.  I guess it's normal in the year of our Lord 2013.
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Post by: ralph13 on May 31, 2013, 05:11:26 PM
So this girl that I have not spoken to since 1983 contacted me on FB.  I was 7 then.  Oddly, I remember her.

Not used to these things.  I guess it's normal in the year of our Lord 2013.

Were you friends with her?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on May 31, 2013, 07:38:03 PM
Yes.  Grew up together from birth to about 1983 or 1984 I think then moved away.  I have a near-photographic memory with certain things, so I knew who it was immediately.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 31, 2013, 09:18:06 PM
Forecast still looking ok for tomorrow  :thumb:

Might see if I can get time to do a spit and polish today, that will guarantee rain  :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on May 31, 2013, 09:20:10 PM

So this girl that I have not spoken to since 1983 contacted me on FB.  I was 7 then.  Oddly, I remember her.


Yo Jester... Now this is interesting.
One acquaintance, once established (or re-established) as is the case here, often leads to many other additional acquaintances.
May the floodgates now open upon you Sir.  :thumb:


I detest 'social' situations where strangers are thrust into each other's 'space' and forced to interact - it's all so fake (eg. going to Bob's party and the only person you know is Bob and are now forced to mingle with a bunch of people playing stupid "what do you do for a living" small talk games).

Agreed Mister. However...
When I'm thrust into one of those situations (usually via my dear wife), I look forward to telling people that I'm a professional idiot that works for the railroad. I then expound, telling them that I love my job and the rest of the pin-headed morons I work with in the Electrical Engineering Dept.
I'm always most comfortable with the truth rather than a bullsh!t story about my <cough-cough> wonderful career.

Back to you LPW.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on May 31, 2013, 09:23:49 PM
I wish it was that easy EJ... I tell people I work in IT... and that's where the conversation stops... unless you speak with someone else in IT then game over... hard to explain to Joe Blow that I work on back end infrastructure rather than desktops and that when they ask me about something on their PC I'll look at them blankly and say NFI...  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on May 31, 2013, 11:25:10 PM
So this girl that I have not spoken to since 1983 contacted me on FB.  I was 7 then.  Oddly, I remember her.

Not used to these things.  I guess it's normal in the year of our Lord 2013.

That's what Facebook is perfect for. One if my first friends was my girlfriend from when I was 6 years old she was my bestie.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on June 01, 2013, 08:34:47 AM
Jester: Quick question.... you set up a FB account and nek minute, BAM, she's requesting friendship? If so, she must have been searching for you at Just the right time. Synchronicity my friend.

Pete, don't tell them that mumbo jumbo. A confused mind says "no" and they fog over. Tell them you repair broken circuit boards for ASIO and saying anything more will have you both in jail  :thumb:

Ej, one guy at work tells people he works as a laborer in a furniture factory  :thumb: :thumb:

Pete (yeah I know I already addressed you once in this post).... stop obsessing over the darn forecast. The only half decent one is the one issued at 4:50am on the day - and even that is wrong often, but it's really the only one you should pay any attention to. I'd say, view the radar yourself and make your own judgement. You'll be right as often as they are.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 01, 2013, 08:39:17 AM
I have shiny nails
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on June 01, 2013, 11:03:48 AM
Gotya Mister, never thought about the ASIO response... hmmmm... haha

As for the forecast yeah I really should learn to ignore it until the day, just damn frustrating that it seems like every ride I organise has ended up rather damp in recent times... meh I'll get over it... in fact I already am! Haha

I'm going regardless of the forecast anyway... have rain suit... will ride  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on June 01, 2013, 11:06:05 AM
Oh, very important that I double post because I forgot to share this with y'all yesterday... believe it or not it made the front page of www.news.com.au as disturbing as that is... I will let you digest and respond... if you're capable... I couldn't watch it all...

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on June 01, 2013, 11:06:50 AM
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on June 01, 2013, 11:07:37 AM
Ok, can't edit/delete posts here and embedded Youtube ain't working... I'm sure you can all click a link  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 01, 2013, 01:03:20 PM
I replied without reading
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on June 01, 2013, 01:36:40 PM
I wish it was that easy EJ... I tell people I work in IT... and that's where the conversation stops... unless you speak with someone else in IT then game over... hard to explain to Joe Blow that I work on back end infrastructure rather than desktops and that when they ask me about something on their PC I'll look at them blankly and say NFI...

Exactly pete.
"IT" means "can you help me fix my ten year old PC"
...But to be honest about this... I myself kinda' thought that's what IT people did. (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/hmm.gif)

-----------------

And Jester...
After all this posturing and Facebook stuff is over, Please... just let us know when you <ahem> "close the deal" :thumb:
 
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 02, 2013, 01:39:13 AM
OMG Pete that vid was shocking
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Post by: jestercinti on June 02, 2013, 03:14:45 AM
70 friends now. Wild.

Back to LPW. Slips, get a nail brush. You can shine em up nice.

EJ, how's Jersey?  I hear your buddy Chris Christie got the stomach band.


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on June 02, 2013, 03:19:10 AM
And EJ, with a face like this, I have no problems dealing the deal. All business.  Ohio style.

(http://m1-s.licdn.com/media/p/3/000/204/351/1a860f5.jpg)


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Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 02, 2013, 04:02:34 AM
No a nail polisher basically finer and finer grades of sandpaper and my nails have never felt so smooth
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on June 02, 2013, 05:49:57 AM
Hmmm used to be able to delete your own posts in the farm but not edit them. In the rest of the board, edit but not delete.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on June 02, 2013, 06:11:56 AM
Hmmm used to be able to delete your own posts in the farm but not edit them. In the rest of the board, edit but not delete.

Just checked.... yup. can still delete your own farm posts.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on June 02, 2013, 06:22:56 AM
No a nail polisher basically finer and finer grades of sandpaper and my nails have never felt so smooth

You better mean a friggin belt sander or orbital sander at the very least bud!!!

Anything less than that .... Might be considered ... Effemi ...... Oh wait .. You ride a Bimmer.... Carry on then!  :icon_rolleyes: :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on June 02, 2013, 06:41:10 AM
1.) Jester, I'd say your ready to close the deal. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!

2.) Slips, don't  worry about your nails... You work for your money. No whimps on the rxr,

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 02, 2013, 07:19:53 AM
Wel the girlfriend did it and she used a vigorous orbital action. Does that count as orbital sanding?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 02, 2013, 08:00:54 AM
Wel the girlfriend did it and she used a vigorous orbital action. Does that count as orbital sanding?

.... So lucky we know the context here... OOC that would be highly suspicious!!!  :D
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 02, 2013, 08:04:27 AM
You sure you would be suspicious instead of jealous?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 02, 2013, 08:09:25 AM
You sure you would be suspicious instead of jealous?

Oh don't sell tickets on yourself just yet... I remember vigorous orbital action from the dim distant past ... Now it's different..... Too vigorous means you wear out early .... Low and slow is the way to go!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 02, 2013, 08:27:51 AM
It's a season subscription with me
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Post by: jestercinti on June 02, 2013, 11:38:45 AM
Remember, slow and steady wins the race. Joey the jackhammer wears out fast.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 02, 2013, 11:45:24 AM
Hey you gotta use it or lose it, why do you think the erictile distinction industry does so well? But a few open star tricks and a chicken ring helps. Hahahahahahahaha so you going to request you LPW buddies jester?
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Post by: Electrojake on June 02, 2013, 06:29:36 PM

Ej, one guy at work tells people he works as a laborer in a furniture factory.


Yes, I like that. It's a lot more graceful than telling em' I'm a typical drunken railroad idiot.
Besides, I'm an electrical worker. I don't know any cool train stuff.
Hell, they don't let us near the train, or anything else expensive or dangerous.  :dunno_black:
Just sayin'

Hey... anybody know if Jester got any "trim" yet?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 02, 2013, 10:24:08 PM
They let me play with expensive dangerous stuff all the time.
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Post by: Electrojake on June 02, 2013, 11:06:34 PM
They let me play with expensive dangerous stuff all the time.

You could get hurt! Maybe pinch a finger. :mad:
Do they make pinch-proof gloves?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 02, 2013, 11:15:55 PM
No they are focused on taking away all of our non retractable blade knives ATM  :cookoo:
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Post by: Electrojake on June 03, 2013, 03:03:40 AM
No they are focused on taking away all of our non retractable blade knives ATM  :cookoo:

Thank god for upper-management decisions.  :technical:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 03, 2013, 03:36:05 AM
Oh yeah they're a real brains trust haha
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Post by: peteGS on June 03, 2013, 11:24:24 AM
Man it's weird riding without a fly screen now... look down and it's Acewell gauge, top of headlight, nothing... weird... gotta make some new brackets soon and get it back on I think  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 03, 2013, 11:27:01 AM
Embrace the nakedness Pete! Looks like I ignited a government conspiracy debate about GPS haha.
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Post by: peteGS on June 03, 2013, 11:37:59 AM
Hmmm... nah I like that little bit of extra protection... I couldn't believe the wind buffeting I got yesterday with it not sitting right when the bracket broke!

Yeah I just replied to the thread too... haha

Now I need to start a tyre thread... NFI what to get but I need tyres real soon!
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Post by: jestercinti on June 03, 2013, 12:25:12 PM
EJ, you don't need to worry about me.  Who's round on both sides and high in the middle?  That's right.  O-H-I-O.

Why yes, I do have some "friends" that are you guys.  I won't say their names since they are international men of mystery, but I'll find you.  I always do.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 03, 2013, 12:36:22 PM
I would go with round black ones Pete as a starting point lol.
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Post by: peteGS on June 04, 2013, 11:42:38 AM
Can't afford round black ones... but even though they're ridiculously cheap the square black ones tax the suspension too much.

I'm going to compromise and go for the octagonal grey ones instead...
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Post by: jestercinti on June 04, 2013, 01:30:22 PM
Hmmm...I expected to see 5 pages of posts when I awoke this morning.

To my surprise, I saw 1.
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Post by: peteGS on June 04, 2013, 08:02:59 PM
Sad isn't it Jester? Is LPW dying?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 05, 2013, 03:07:28 AM
Nah it ain't dying but it has slowed
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 05, 2013, 05:36:26 AM
the nazi keep killing its predecessors. and the 3 word games. ohhhh the humanity  :cry:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 05, 2013, 07:27:45 AM
Yep
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Post by: mister on June 05, 2013, 09:07:05 AM
Hmmm... nah I like that little bit of extra protection... I couldn't believe the wind buffeting I got yesterday with it not sitting right when the bracket broke!



You even HINT at whining about wind buffeting again and I'll personally revoke your Aussie Man card  :2guns: OMG, I cannot believe how much you sound like a yank with that comment. HTFU Pete, we are Aussies, we revel in unprotected wind riding - and hail riding and thorn bush riding with only a singlet on - and a pair of g strings - in the dark in winter and... oh hang on, maybe that last bit is just me. Ok, never mind. Just HTFU and don't mention the wind again.
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Post by: Janx101 on June 05, 2013, 10:52:41 AM
Mister

You forgot riding with leads from the battery to the mini clamps on the nipples riding!!! ...

Oh wait.... You don't like exposing yourself to unnecessary electromagnetic radiation! ... So forget that bit.... Or shrug and accept its inevitable ... And HTFU!!  :flipoff:
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Post by: peteGS on June 05, 2013, 11:21:45 AM
Never fear Mister... I'm starting to enjoy the wind now... makes me feel like I'm going even faster!

The only downside is the crappy thin chrome plating on my headlight that is starting to flake has become more obvious...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 05, 2013, 11:28:48 AM
Slips is not here tonight there in an important footy game on standby
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Post by: peteGS on June 05, 2013, 11:35:27 AM
Footy and important in the same sentence without a "not" in between? That's just wrong...

Now bracing for impact...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 05, 2013, 12:05:55 PM
A bit gutted but have to give the southerners a wisp of hope
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Post by: jestercinti on June 05, 2013, 02:10:55 PM
On the 157th day of 1976, I emerged into this world Purple, Passionate, and Pissed Off.

37 years later, little has changed. 

Happy Birthday to me.
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Post by: peteGS on June 05, 2013, 07:32:30 PM
Happy birthday Jester, glad to hear you're still purple!  :thumb:

(http://bloggymum.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/purple-man-york1.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 05, 2013, 10:40:12 PM
Happy birthday jester my birthday is tommorow (Friday) on that day at 2 in the morning I was dragged out kicking and screaming.
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Post by: jestercinti on June 06, 2013, 02:06:00 PM
Happy Birthday Slips!
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Post by: peteGS on June 06, 2013, 07:43:14 PM
Happy birthday Slips... but I'll be keeping your birthday present... new tyres for the 450 this avo  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 06, 2013, 08:25:34 PM
But I had absolutely no use for those tyres Pete and I still need them haha thanks guys I shall be having quiet alot of fun today at work lol but the real fun starts at paintball Saturday morning
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 06, 2013, 10:58:46 PM
Footy and important in the same sentence without a "not" in between? That's just wrong...

Now bracing for impact...
footy or footsy?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 06, 2013, 11:14:34 PM
A real mans game where men punch eachother and we throw the ball backwards and we tackle eachother and pack a scrum
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Post by: Electrojake on June 06, 2013, 11:18:35 PM
Happy birthday you famous LPW Aussie  :woohoo:
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Post by: Electrojake on June 06, 2013, 11:26:23 PM
On the 157th day of 1976, I emerged into this world Purple, Passionate, and Pissed Off.

37 years later, little has changed. 

Happy Birthday to me.

Jeez, Jester... Your an old codger. Now I understand why you have whit and some charisma.

You're kinda' at the perfect age; old enough to have some character, but young enough to still enjoy a long bike ride, Then a few beers before you go out and get laid.  :cheers:
Just sayin'
Your no child at 37... which in my opinion, is actually a good thing.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 06, 2013, 11:49:22 PM
Thanks my favorite new jersian. Lol. Hey the bloke you sold your bike to gassed his way on here too. He was on the look out for fellow jersians and I threw up your name and he said it was your bike.  :thumb: so more karma for ej.
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Post by: Electrojake on June 07, 2013, 01:53:51 AM
Hey the bloke you sold your bike to gassed his way on here too. He was on the look out for fellow jersians and I threw up your name and he said it was your bike.  :thumb: so more karma for ej.

Yeah Slips... But it's kinda' sad that he blew it up.  :icon_sad:
I'm supposed to stop at his house tomorrow to take a look at it.
It's supposedly stuck in 2nd gear and has (or had) a low oil issue, and now also has an issue that cuts out the motor on left turns. I think?  :dunno_black:

Either way...
He seems to be a fine young lad so I (or we) shall repair it and post the results in the forum.
 
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Post by: jestercinti on June 07, 2013, 02:07:27 AM
I have a mesh bungee net on the passenger pillion of the GS. Know what's between it and the bike?  A quart of 10w40 oil. Used 1/2 quart of oil on my 700 mile trip to Chicago. I check every other fill-up. Good insurance.

DUH!  Air cooled engines eat a little oil by design.


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Post by: Electrojake on June 07, 2013, 02:26:49 AM
WD-40? O.K., I'll bite... For what :dunno_black:
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Post by: jestercinti on June 07, 2013, 02:34:07 AM
Silly EJ, WD stands for water displacement.

In other news, this is for those married guys: http://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg


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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 07, 2013, 05:03:35 AM
Winning like a boss
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Post by: jestercinti on June 07, 2013, 02:51:41 PM
No, you mean taking all the credit like a boss.


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Post by: peteGS on June 07, 2013, 09:43:46 PM
Your birthday tyres are great Slips, cheers!  :thumb:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 08, 2013, 02:00:29 AM
37yo and still batshît crazy  :bowdown: :bowdown: congrats man heres to at least one more year Eh?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 08, 2013, 04:32:00 AM
Few bruises from paintball. Couple guys got shot in the neck
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Post by: Janx101 on June 08, 2013, 08:21:23 AM
Few bruises from paintball. Couple guys got shot in the neck

Yargh!! ... That stings! ... Anyone use chilled ammo?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 08, 2013, 08:31:39 AM
Nope but was epic
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Post by: Janx101 on June 08, 2013, 10:40:55 AM
  :thumb: ... Almost as much fun as a chainsaw therapy session ... Lol.... Got stuck into some stumps and dead tree limbs today with a husky chainsaw... Pleasant hour or two tidying up the yard with my favourite 'gardening' tool ...  :D

Oh and a Belated Happy Birthday Slips... Saw mention of it here and FB but was busy at office and kept on getting diverted to other thoughts  :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: mister on June 08, 2013, 09:00:09 PM
Long weekend. Rain the entire time. Figures...

(http://generatormeme.com/media/created/c1dj2u.jpg)
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Post by: peteGS on June 08, 2013, 09:20:49 PM
Typical, so damn typical... plans to go to the pub for dinner tonight, tomorrow I'm hoping to get time to put a new horn on and swap the stock rear guard and tail light in as all the parts have arrived at the repairer  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 09, 2013, 12:14:10 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: mister on June 09, 2013, 09:05:41 AM
Took the GS for a 20 spin around town. Ah... such a good bike they are. :icon_mrgreen:
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Post by: peteGS on June 09, 2013, 09:47:12 PM
I'll second that  :thumb:

Gotta do some stuff on mine today... put the horrid stock rear end back on so I can get my customised one repaired/replaced... got a new horn to go on... need to adjust the rear brake lever too actually.

Perfect weather for hangin' in the garage too  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 10, 2013, 12:11:49 AM
Perfect day for just lazing around with comfort food
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Post by: Janx101 on June 10, 2013, 12:36:36 AM
... Slight overcast but no 'weather' due ... I ain't sayin the R word! .. Nup!  :icon_rolleyes:

Lubed chain, checked oil, pumped tyres..... Found out horn isn't working? ... Oh well  :icon_rolleyes:

Goin for a nice sedate ride ... Double demerits y'know .... Gonna go see if the top of mountain pie shop still has awesome coffee and apple strudel!   :D

Enjoy your rain QLD Biatches!!  :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 10, 2013, 12:38:34 AM
Blow me janx haha I did paintball Saturday and took the Gopro so gotta sort through the footage
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Post by: jestercinti on June 10, 2013, 01:30:21 AM
Watching classic Clint Eastwood...Magnum Force. VHS even. So old, pop in the movie, and it starts. No promos, no commercials.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 10, 2013, 01:44:19 AM
VHS? Wow people still have them. Hats off jester. My legs are killing me.
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Post by: Electrojake on June 10, 2013, 02:00:10 AM
VHS? bah...

Beta!  :cheers:

(http://www.geek.com/gearlog/images/BetaMax_ad.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 10, 2013, 04:40:27 AM
What is this beta you speak of? Hahaha  :cookoo:
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Post by: mister on June 10, 2013, 07:59:22 AM
We used to have a Beta. Great format, hardly any movies available for it though.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 10, 2013, 08:27:09 AM
This is where porn is king. Whatever format gamers and porn go with, that becomes mainstream
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Post by: Janx101 on June 10, 2013, 11:04:39 AM
I stuffed up ... Realised in the going riding post ... I ended up mentioning the damn rain anyway ...

All good and smooth ... Till 10min from home... Then cloudburst!! .... So I decided to 'count' that as washing the bike!! ...

Wasn't hooning it .. But front tyre was skittery as in the roundabouts... Was glad to pull back in under the carport!!  :thumb:
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Post by: jestercinti on June 10, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
Ej, at the library sale they were selling Betamax format. No joke. Wanted more per tape than DVDs. Of the selection: Kramer vs Kramer and Oh God You Devil!

Sadly, do not have a Betamax player that works. Jumped the shark in what, 1984?


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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 10, 2013, 07:35:43 PM
Few bruises from paintball. Couple guys got shot in the neck
doesnt that just suck when one gets slapped in the neck with edploding balls?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 10, 2013, 08:06:55 PM
One copped a beauty on the side of his windpipe and other guy copped it right on his windpipe, knocked the wind out for a second but he was fine
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 10, 2013, 09:22:43 PM
id say so. have taken spills where my windpipe hit the corner of a car ( was on bicycle)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 10, 2013, 09:46:06 PM
All good fun gotta re download my software to edit it all together
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Post by: jestercinti on June 11, 2013, 12:02:48 AM
I'm in spicy lamb curry coma at the moment.

Wolfensteined it down fiercely. Like the jimmy johns JJ Gargantuan, I can't believe I ate it all in 1 sitting.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 11, 2013, 01:35:04 AM
Bacon, eggs, sausage, cheese, BBQ sauce in a wrap! Sex in the mouth that was.
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Post by: Janx101 on June 11, 2013, 03:04:47 AM
Man-wich!!  :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 11, 2013, 04:12:44 AM
'twas a very manly wrap.
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Post by: Janx101 on June 11, 2013, 05:26:12 AM
lol ... similar to me last week ... went lunch shop .. asked for Sanger with Steak, Bacon, Cheese + Chilli sauce... they asked me want salad?.. said NO!!, none of that 'salad nonsense!, this is a Man-wich!'  :D
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 11, 2013, 05:36:00 AM
You don't make friends with salad
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Post by: Janx101 on June 11, 2013, 06:07:51 AM
 :D :D :D

(http://youtu.be/aM6xVQwIOYQ)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 11, 2013, 06:15:48 AM
But you do make friends with  bacon
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Post by: Janx101 on June 11, 2013, 06:28:38 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Sadies-Sizzling-Bacon-Candle-Scent/dp/B004FS1S9U
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Post by: Janx101 on June 11, 2013, 06:37:33 AM
you know what i wish?? ... i wish that you could block the f&^$&g ads on youtube!! ... sure they 'raise money' ... not my money though!!.. they just hack me off...

actually .. i reckon i'd almost be happy to 'pay a small fee' TO youtube .. just so the ads went away!!! .. if i want to watch a f&^$^&g ad about car insurance then i'll search for a f&^$^$g ad about car insurance!!!!  :mad: :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 11, 2013, 07:38:55 AM
I find it hard to skip the billy Moore xxxx queenslander ads
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Post by: peteGS on June 11, 2013, 12:18:27 PM
Sounds more like a heart attack wrap to me...

Man I'm digging my new Sport Demons... already feeling real good  :thumb:
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Post by: jestercinti on June 11, 2013, 03:09:18 PM
You don't make friends with salad

Sometimes you do if it's tossed  :o
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 11, 2013, 08:01:45 PM
See I dunno if I could have my salad tossed that's ummm yeah out there haha
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on June 12, 2013, 11:33:15 AM
Salad is salad ... At times to be tolerated... But on the man scale .. Classed as 'non delicious filler' ... And hence to be looked at squinty eyed and suspiciously!  ;)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 12, 2013, 11:45:39 AM
Janx is not up with modern urban lingo
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Post by: Janx101 on June 12, 2013, 11:59:26 AM
Oh yes he is.... And modern? ... Pfffft! ... Recycled! ....

My point on salad still holds thogh
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 12, 2013, 12:05:24 PM
I had onion on my steak sandwich does that count as salad?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 12, 2013, 12:17:45 PM
That is classed as condiment ... And allowed!  :thumb:
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on June 12, 2013, 04:19:22 PM
(http://www.customfighters.com/forums/images/customavatars/avatar9886_1.gif)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 12, 2013, 08:06:53 PM
It's too early for this working shaZam!
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Post by: Electrojake on June 12, 2013, 09:15:24 PM

Jester, LOOK-OUT! The Derecho is coming!

(http://vortex.accuweather.com/adc2004/pub/includes/columns/weatherwhys/2013/650x366_06121848_hd31.jpg)

No really, Jester...
I heard on the news today that this super-storm is coming to Cincinnati in the next 48 hours and will sweep eastward.
The weather girl said it's called a "land hurricane" but usually throws massive hail instead of rain.

Do me a favor buddy... take pictures and post them here...  if you survive the Derecho!  :icon_eek:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 12, 2013, 10:10:15 PM
We had a super cell in seq last night. I heard a clap of thunder while watching breaking bad. In other news I have an immediate hate of today and wish it would be tommorow instead
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Post by: jestercinti on June 12, 2013, 11:04:07 PM
I have no garage...only a cover for the GS. This cannot be happening.

I have a relay to run dammit!


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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 12, 2013, 11:17:24 PM

Jester, LOOK-OUT! The Derecho is coming!

(http://vortex.accuweather.com/adc2004/pub/includes/columns/weatherwhys/2013/650x366_06121848_hd31.jpg)

No really, Jester...
I heard on the news today that this super-storm is coming to Cincinnati in the next 48 hours and will sweep eastward.
The weather girl said it's called a "land hurricane" but usually throws massive hail instead of rain.

Do me a favor buddy... take pictures and post them here...  if you survive the Derecho!  :icon_eek:
Almost reminds me of the Haboob I went through in phoenix ( 2001 while at mmi )
btw this is a haboob
close to minute 9 FUN to drive thru a Buddha Loves You to clean up after. these were why I quit washing my truck ( black) while in AZ
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 12, 2013, 11:54:05 PM
Guaobsuspwnehowmenkapnwhelwmsbxioqmdhsps shape grow duals duspndhspamhzisksndkdmdndisl shsk
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Post by: Janx101 on June 13, 2013, 12:13:46 AM
thats hectic Yama! ....  and you said boob!  :D
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Post by: Electrojake on June 13, 2013, 12:55:18 AM
Two questions for Yama...
1.) How often do you change your air filter?
2.) On a bike, you would simply ride into the dust cloud? Or would you retreat?

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Post by: Janx101 on June 13, 2013, 01:05:59 AM
.. be like this .. and Create the Dust Storm!!  :icon_twisted:

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.946276!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-ghost-rider-jpg.jpg)
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 13, 2013, 01:10:26 AM
:o
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Post by: Janx101 on June 13, 2013, 01:25:31 AM
 :icon_eek: :thumb: ... awesomer!! .. and a nice rain to wash all the mud off again!!...

Aussie one yeah? ... maybe Misters cousin!!??.. cos they already HTFU! :icon_lol:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 13, 2013, 01:35:33 AM
I was born hardcore my Beemer has made me more humane just sayin
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Post by: Janx101 on June 13, 2013, 01:35:53 AM
looking for vids... found this ..  :icon_eek: :icon_sad:

http://www.kmvt.com/news/regional/211233671.html
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 13, 2013, 01:38:43 AM
Before I would set it on fire and let it burn. Now i set it on fire piss on it then shoot it cause I'm more humane like that
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Post by: Janx101 on June 13, 2013, 01:44:02 AM
Before I would set it on fire and let it burn. Now i set it on fire piss on it then shoot it cause I'm more humane like that

 :icon_eek: .. wassup slips?.. someone knock off the last pineapple donut? ..  ;)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 13, 2013, 01:51:09 AM
No just envolking the wrath of Satan hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahah
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Post by: Electrojake on June 13, 2013, 02:22:26 AM
looking for vids... found this ..  :icon_eek: :icon_sad:

http://www.kmvt.com/news/regional/211233671.html

Makes me glad I live in Jersey. We get a hurricane and some flooding once every 100 years. Not much else.
I cant complain.

Cool vids. :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 13, 2013, 02:39:24 AM
Sorry but jersey? The butt of nearly every joke from a movie or TV show filmed in New York? Yeah nah ej lol
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Post by: jestercinti on June 13, 2013, 03:28:34 AM
You're in jersey?  What exit?  Bahhhhahaha!


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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 13, 2013, 03:43:06 AM
Me? Hell no haha
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Post by: Janx101 on June 13, 2013, 06:38:02 AM
I find it hard to skip the billy Moore xxxx queenslander ads

had to look this one up....  :icon_rolleyes: ... such a well spoken chap!  ;) :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 13, 2013, 07:49:12 AM
It's a great ad hey
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Post by: Janx101 on June 13, 2013, 10:47:06 AM
Lol...... It's a perfect performance for a QLD footballer I guess  :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 13, 2013, 10:49:59 AM
Says the new south Welshman who's lost the LAST 7 SERIES!!!!!!!
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Post by: Janx101 on June 13, 2013, 11:06:15 AM
Sigh .. I understand your passion Slips ... And yeah I know the blues usually choke at Origin..

But I am one of those that actively avoids watching NRL on the tv.... Normal style, city/country or indeed Origin....

AFL is same...

I'll watch a little Union ... And most of a super 7 match ...

Maybe some Yankee footy highlights...

But I'm a motorsports man! .... If I can stay awake late at night when the good stuff is on...

WRC and Drag cars!!!!

And wanna GO to Isle of Man TT one year ...

But footy? ... Rather mow the lawn with nail scissors!  :dunno_black:

No offence bro... But your obvious excitement on it is wasted on my behalf

 :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 13, 2013, 11:21:51 AM
Origin is the only nrl I will actively watch. Ill see the odd broncos home game at suncorp. But like you I'm a Motorsport man with the same IOM TT aspiration. A shame the troll wasn't left to boil over
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Post by: Janx101 on June 13, 2013, 11:38:20 AM
Lets leave that alone shall we? .

But ... I wonder ... Group booking prices/savings for a IOM trip one year!? ..

Hmmmm
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 13, 2013, 11:47:53 AM
No I want festering here like a gangrenous wound. Yeah I would be Interested but not till at least 2015
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Post by: peteGS on June 13, 2013, 12:45:35 PM
I'm with ya' Janx... unless it's got two wheels and a motor I'm not interested... I don't like playing with balls or watching guys playing with balls...

Here's a vid...

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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 13, 2013, 08:29:48 PM
But imagine the size of the balls on the blokes who ride the TT
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Post by: codajastal on June 14, 2013, 05:34:18 AM
Our O'Seas friends might need to read this a couple times to get it?

The Aussie Helpline

"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"

"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pu$$y has completely closed up."

 "Bummer mate!"

" Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."

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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 14, 2013, 06:58:14 AM
Too many toys not enough daylight
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on June 14, 2013, 04:02:56 PM

(http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/181514/koala-smile.gif)
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Post by: jestercinti on June 14, 2013, 04:17:37 PM
Our O'Seas friends might need to read this a couple times to get it?

The Aussie Helpline

"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"

"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pu$$y has completely closed up."

 "Bummer mate!"

" Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."


Bummer, that's a good one!
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Post by: ShanghaiPete on June 14, 2013, 06:15:07 PM
That is funny. At first I did not understand but the I got it. It is very naughty but I can understand it. It's a good play on words, the play is on the word "bum".
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Post by: Electrojake on June 14, 2013, 08:39:17 PM
Yes... Naughty indeed.  :whisper:
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Post by: peteGS on June 14, 2013, 10:16:58 PM
Typical... weather turns on this weekend for awesome sunniness and I have other plans than riding  :sad:

Oh well, at least I didn't get wet yesterday!
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Post by: mister on June 14, 2013, 10:19:15 PM
Morning batches
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 14, 2013, 11:40:41 PM
Hello my mama
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Post by: Janx101 on June 15, 2013, 03:03:59 AM
There's a Angry Birds cartoon on tv these days!? ... WTF!
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Post by: Electrojake on June 15, 2013, 03:32:53 AM
Is it "Father's Day" in Austrailia too?
What a PITA.  :technical:

But then again...
Mothers day would be a lot worse. I guess I shouldn't complain.
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Post by: mister on June 15, 2013, 04:11:46 AM
No Mother day in May, fathers day in Sep. Kids day, never.
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Post by: codajastal on June 15, 2013, 04:12:43 AM
Is it "Father's Day" in Austrailia too?
NO
SEPTEMBER
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 15, 2013, 04:58:53 AM
Yeah it's funny they always get the pigs
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 15, 2013, 05:11:59 AM
Two questions for Yama...
1.) How often do you change your air filter?
2.) On a bike, you would simply ride into the dust cloud? Or would you retreat?
about once every 3 mos give or take. at the time I averaged 3k miles every 5 weeks. I drove a lot lol. tbh if I saw this coming and could outflank it, I would try. this shaZam! is abrasive and can wreak havoc on electrics. I was dumping sand out of my taillight lenses in texas lol omw back from az. kept blowing bulbs. had very little time to do it. ( tornadic storm behind us and closing lol. ) had enough time to do it, but that was it.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 15, 2013, 05:29:38 AM
Nothing like relaxing in a pool then peeing yourself for that touch of warmth
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Post by: Janx101 on June 15, 2013, 05:35:10 AM
 :icon_rolleyes: .. as Bill Cosby would say.. "like school in summertime..... NO Class!!!"  :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: Electrojake on June 15, 2013, 06:14:59 AM
Wow, the last 7 or 8 posts were quite satisfying.

 :bstar: BTW... What the hell's a morning-batch? :bstar:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 15, 2013, 06:17:51 AM
Saying hello to the morning bitches
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Post by: mister on June 15, 2013, 08:42:17 AM
typed it on my phone at work. dang keyboard has a mind of its own. Was supposed so be....

Morning biatches
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 15, 2013, 08:57:09 AM
That's how it came out
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Post by: Electrojake on June 15, 2013, 11:58:28 AM
My translation...
Either means "good morning" or...
Is code talk for "getting laid". (Sex).
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 15, 2013, 12:14:59 PM
It's good morning in a cheerful insulting way.
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Post by: jestercinti on June 15, 2013, 10:12:01 PM
My dad has a zero turn lawn mower. I said let me try. They are fun and fast. Never been on one before.

This one had a 650cc twin engine. More CCs than a GS, but lower rpms.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 15, 2013, 10:13:42 PM
Did u feel the power?
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Post by: Electrojake on June 15, 2013, 11:02:39 PM
My dad has a zero turn lawn mower. I said let me try. They are fun and fast. Never been on one before.

This one had a 650cc twin engine. More CCs than a GS, but lower rpms.


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WhiHQPisyGY/TZ2AXbU7J5I/AAAAAAAAAT4/PqExlBm6QRc/s400/Pics%2BOr%2BIt%2BDidn%2527t%2BHappen.jpeg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 15, 2013, 11:30:26 PM
A vlog or 2 in the pipeline
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Post by: ShanghaiPete on June 16, 2013, 03:12:32 AM
test my post
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 16, 2013, 03:26:00 AM
Win
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Post by: Electrojake on June 16, 2013, 04:23:24 AM
Slips,
I do believe your in the lead.  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 16, 2013, 04:28:06 AM
Why thanks
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Post by: mister on June 16, 2013, 09:15:44 AM
Spicy Sauce is spicy...
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Post by: Janx101 on June 16, 2013, 10:12:13 AM
Hey ... I'm green! ...  :D :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 16, 2013, 10:23:43 AM
With envy? Rage? Poop?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 16, 2013, 10:28:10 AM
Nah .. 2k post ... Green name in user online .... I must know more stuff now eh!
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Post by: codajastal on June 16, 2013, 10:34:14 AM
Nah .. 2k post ... Green name in user online .... I must know more stuff now eh!
Is that what that means?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 16, 2013, 10:38:02 AM
Apparently.... Only difference from last week to this week is the green ... And over 2k ...  :dunno_black:

Either that or the forum has sensed that I have man-flu at the moment and adjusted the list to reflect the colour of stuff I cough up?! .... Amazing thing technology  :laugh:  :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 16, 2013, 10:39:53 AM
It's what keeps me hard in the sack
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Post by: Janx101 on June 16, 2013, 10:41:02 AM
 :icon_eek: ... Technology does? ... That's too much info Bud!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 16, 2013, 10:45:42 AM
Hey I put it out there to help you older fellas just so you don't have to resort to that little blue pill
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Post by: Janx101 on June 16, 2013, 11:01:42 AM
Jazus! ... If I took one of them I'd get no sleep at all!! .... Tough enough trying to control the 'beast' as it is!!  :D  :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: peteGS on June 16, 2013, 11:09:02 AM
This is a road I need to do more often...


Turn the volume down and watch it with good music, the road really is awesome fun! I'm going to have to experiment with music in my videos I think...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 16, 2013, 11:10:37 AM
Bwahahahahaha your funny
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Post by: peteGS on June 16, 2013, 11:11:47 AM
I know, I laugh at myself all the time...  :cookoo: :D :technical:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 16, 2013, 11:18:26 AM
But do you tickle yourself as well?
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 17, 2013, 06:27:45 AM
My translation...
Either means "good morning" or...
Is code talk for "getting laid". (Sex).
I thought it was aussie slang for morning wood  :icon_lol:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 06:50:47 AM
Nah that's morning glory
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Post by: mister on June 17, 2013, 08:35:52 AM
Hi crack whores,  The Voice final on tonight. Quick pop in to see what the plebs are up to. Later.....
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 08:40:38 AM
Ermmagherd
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Post by: codajastal on June 17, 2013, 08:44:52 AM
Hi crack whores,  The Voice final on tonight. Quick pop in to see what the plebs are up to. Later.....
If that dickwad that doesnt smile wins I will never watch it again
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 08:50:13 AM
I dont watch it at all. Even better
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 09:58:37 AM
Hi crack whores,  The Voice final on tonight. Quick pop in to see what the plebs are up to. Later.....

Slightly underwhelmed so far ... Up to just now... I didn't realise Joel could not sing?! ... Only scream it out apparently ... Like his normal performances
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 10:01:05 AM
Mythbusters is much better
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 10:20:29 AM
Yeah I know ... It's not my tv choose night though
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 10:35:57 AM
Tsk tsk tsk janx man up and take what is rightfully yours
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Post by: mister on June 17, 2013, 10:46:08 AM
Enjoyed Ricki Martin and Thingo's version of Roxanne.

Joel and Co sucked it.
Delta and Co sucked it.
Overall, quite underwhelming. Even the fake cheering seems subdued.

On the plus side, I did see an ad for Big Brother - I watch it for the drama, not the girls getting around in their underwear, I swear....
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 10:52:24 AM
We should all check out psy's wiki Korea
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 11:26:46 AM
Tsk tsk tsk janx man up and take what is rightfully yours

Can't ... I'm sick.... My arms hurt from shoulder to fingers.... I had to get her to open a jar awhile ago....  :oops:

It sucks... I feel like a run over rubbish bin!!
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Post by: peteGS on June 17, 2013, 11:29:22 AM
I don't watch any of that crap... watched MotoGP replay tonight  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 11:38:34 AM
Don't give us weak excuses
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 11:41:09 AM
Also trying these 2 products ...

http://www.wescobee.com/products/apple-cider-vinegar-honey/apple-cider-vinegar-honey-500ml

http://www.vitaustralia.com.au/product-olive-leaf-extract-200ml

.... They a bit ??? When you swallow them ... But seem to help with the chest congestion  :thumb:
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Post by: peteGS on June 17, 2013, 11:42:19 AM
Ha! I'll pass on "reality" TV... it ain't reality if you know the cameras are recording... and I was over those "talent"shows after the first episode I attempted to watch... can't even remember the name of it now but the one that fuzzy headed Guy dude won...
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 11:46:03 AM
Usually not a fan either... But been some good singers! ...

My fav is the Aussie Idol blooper reel from try outs time..... Some truly atrocious voices there! .. With friends that lie their asses off and say "oh yeah you're really good! You should do it!!" ... :icon_rolleyes:

Aussie friends 'gotcha' at its finest!  :icon_twisted:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 11:47:25 AM
Vitamin c is my cure
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 11:50:22 AM
I used to take Vitamin R ..... Well .... Vitamin Bundy Rum to be precise... But a heavy night a few years back on Captain Morgan spiced rum and redbull at home has wrecked that! ...

And I can't afford Louis Trey!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 12:01:01 PM
Jesus should be your high janx
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 12:05:28 PM
Jesus should be your high janx

??? Don't need that crutch for life!... Never have!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 12:09:04 PM
Lol I love throwing that line out there
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Post by: jestercinti on June 17, 2013, 01:53:04 PM
Mythbusters is much better

Ice Road Truckers FTW!
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Post by: jestercinti on June 17, 2013, 01:53:58 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WhiHQPisyGY/TZ2AXbU7J5I/AAAAAAAAAT4/PqExlBm6QRc/s400/Pics%2BOr%2BIt%2BDidn%2527t%2BHappen.jpeg)

Tried, but my dad kept hitting the "home" button on the iPhone 4s.  He's not that technologically advanced.
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Post by: peteGS on June 17, 2013, 07:33:28 PM
I also can't drink rum any more after a night out years ago... scotch is the way forward  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 10:23:16 PM
I have been on legal age for 10 years now and yet to try jack Daniels. All because I can't drink spirits. But damn after watching mega factories jack Daniels I'm thirsty
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 11:02:36 PM
I have been on legal age for 10 years now and yet to try jack Daniels. All because I can't drink spirits. But damn after watching mega factories jack Daniels I'm thirsty

... in a rare moment of not actually having a stir! ... why cant drink spirits?.... medical or dont like it? ..

so just beer in total?... not even any West Coast Cooler?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 11:18:28 PM
At my formal after party I downed a half a bottle if bundy and since then spirits have never say well with me I havnt enjoyed drinking them. I can drink vodka and the odd Bacardi n lemonade but I have graduated to gin n tonic
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 11:38:26 PM
half a bottle ... ? ... only half a bottle? ...  :icon_rolleyes:  ;)

watch out for that Gin though... i still drink it from time to time... just one with cheese and jatz or something... but i got wrecked hard on a bottle of Gin one night .. its bad karma .. well known for being the 'crying/maudlin drink' .. and while smashed i remembered a dog i used to have when i was a kid... that set me off... in the back of my head i was kinda watching and going WTF!? .. but i was all snot and tears about "poor ole 'Rusty', he was a good dog!" boooo hoooo hooo...  :icon_rolleyes: ... its weird!!!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 11:42:17 PM
Mixed with other drinks like a noob I was it was my first time drunk. I also smoked a pack of winny reds and as a consequence smoking to me feels like someone is taking 30 grit sandpaper to the back of my throat so that's why I don't smoke. But that's probably a good thing anyways
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 11:45:51 PM
ahhhh .. now it comes out... and a pack of winny reds... lol... harsh on a new throat! .. and mixed drinks too.... funny how its the bundy that gets remembered though eh!! .. spewin up bundy has its own particular edge! .. lol ..

ah well, think of all the money you savin! ..  :thumb:
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Post by: mister on June 17, 2013, 11:55:11 PM
Good morning arse lovers...
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Post by: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 11:58:34 PM
Morning haemorrhoid!!!  :flipoff:
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Post by: codajastal on June 17, 2013, 11:59:58 PM
Good morning arse lovers...
LMFAO
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Post by: mister on June 18, 2013, 12:08:05 AM
If I didn't already love in Oz and had to migrate here, I wouldn't be allowed in. hmmmm.

Ps, love the sig line, cods.

Pps  think I'll go talk about knitting patterns now....
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 12:08:20 AM
Hahahahahahahaha money hahahahahahahaha saving. Nah I'm
Gettin there I found expensive hobbies to take its place
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 12:13:17 AM
well.... all the money you not wastin on spirits and tobacco then ... thereby allowing you to indulge in 'higher pursuits'  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 12:15:12 AM
More heated grips
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Post by: Electrojake on June 18, 2013, 12:17:20 AM
mister is a clean machine. No dope, no booze, no tobacco or fried foods.
Yup. :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 12:18:46 AM
I am not. I will die with a full stomach of tasty food and rare red meat.
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 12:19:10 AM
mister is a clean machine. No dope, no booze, no tobacco or friends or fried foods.
Yup. :thumb:

wow!! .. and no wonder!!  :icon_twisted:
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 12:20:46 AM
I am not. I will die with a full stomach of tasty food and rare red meat.

speaking of tasty items... get down to Coles and pickup a pack of the Lamb and Wild Lime sausages !! they are GOOD!!!  :bowdown:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 12:20:55 AM
Watching some old man triple. Guess what he subbed me!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: he likes the vids.
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 12:26:34 AM
yeah he seems a good lad!!... got some hectic sketchy burnouts in the drag vids too!! lmao
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 12:28:51 AM
Yeah makes me wanna get out there on the Beemer
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 12:32:39 AM
Tomorrow night, Willowbank, gates open at 5.30 ... GO!

http://www.willowbankraceway.com.au/events/detail.aspx?EventGroupID=45
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 12:39:13 AM
Yeah no leather pants plus I'm doing Arvo shift so not for 2 weeks
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 12:53:10 AM
far as i know ... unless you gonna break 10 secs you dont need leathers ... kevlar pants, jacket , helmet and gloves ... aint no way that bavarian tractor of yours is gonna break 10!!!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 01:01:51 AM
Ill find a drag run vid
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Post by: Electrojake on June 18, 2013, 01:09:28 AM
... aint no way that bavarian tractor of yours is gonna break 10!!!!

* * *  (http://www.websleuths.com/forums/images/smilies/ffj/floorlaugh.gif) * * *
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 01:12:07 AM
This bloke did a 12.2 first run so with some practice and soft tyres mid to low 11's would be achievable. Then with some power mods who knows. And if I drop 20kg then sheesh who knows then eh?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 01:22:48 AM
I was thinking more along these lines... its been up before but always good for a chuckle! ... and no i dont care about model designations... unless you talking S1000RR they are tractors!  :flipoff:

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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 01:25:46 AM
Yeah I seen that but lucky mine is chain drive hahahahahahahaha  :flipoff: :flipoff:

Here we go 11.5 stock. There's a longer vid where the drag a 1200gs and a s1000 too and the 800. So my Bavarian is nothing to be sneezed at

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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 01:32:21 AM
yeah ... admittedly they run good times... but the difference between 11.5 and 10 .. in the drag world... is a SHITLOAD!! .. just sayin...

so apart from work arvos .. you have no reason to miss the drags... want to see what a Slips can do for the 1/4 times!  :thumb:
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Post by: Electrojake on June 18, 2013, 01:33:55 AM
Count me out on this drag-strip stuff...
Both my other bikes are bovine sleds too.
A fully dressed DL1000 and a bone stock Harley? 

S L O W  wins the race mates.
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BTW: Where the hell is Jester from Cincinnati?
He's a drag race guy.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 01:34:21 AM
Nope just lazy is what I am. And yes it is a huge leap in a car but a bike surely not? But hey what do I know? Not alot. But dropping into a high 10 wouldn't be that hard
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Post by: jestercinti on June 18, 2013, 02:13:34 AM
Ummm..speaking of dragging, had a brake problem in the cage. Seems the drums were binding. Why this car still uses drums is beyond me. That's where I've been. Tending to the cage.

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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 02:18:41 AM
Cause it's cheap to make
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Post by: jestercinti on June 18, 2013, 02:21:29 AM
So many springs, gizmos, levers, leading this, return that.. Like the disc brakes better.


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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 02:34:46 AM
hmm .. ok im not a drag expert either slips.. but... 'most' street bikes at the end of a 1/4 .. are travelling 160-220 km/h? ... big variation but big difference in bikes available too! ... ok... you think how far you travel in 1 - 1.5 seconds at even 100km/h ... its gonna be about 27metres per second .. so at 200kph at a steady rate you travel 54metres roughly... or the length of a olympic swimming pool plus a little..

so .. if that bloke is doing a 1/4 mile in 11.5 seconds... to do it in 10sec or less means he has to make up 75 metres of change..... kinda... only that 27m/s @100k- 54m/s @200k is a value for average while moving... in a drag you have to start from a standstill and spend the first third(roughly) of the track at under 100km/h ...

gaining time on a bike or car still has to follow basic energy rules... (which i dont know squat about) ...

but an example... mate of mine has a Yammie R1 , 2011 model .. stock he ran a 11.72 (with good reaction time but newish to drags) .. a few months later and over $12k of 'power mods' later, he had gained about 18hp IIRC .. and with more practice at his reaction times and track technique .. ran a 10.68 .. he said it felt a hell of a lot faster.. and it looked a lot faster .. but only gained 1.04 seconds ... or around 60metres roughly?

thats with a R1 !! ... not hacking on your tonka ... which is still faster than all of 'our' GS500 .. but yes .. there is a LOT of work and such to be done with gaining time on a drag track .. or circuit track...  :D

and seeing as you mentioned it somewhere today... take note of OMT's drag times.... before and after he changed the pipes.... his reaction times and technique .. i know he is not a pro dragger .. just normal like you and i and the rest of us... really small errors can add up to relatively 'large' changes in 1/4 mile times.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 02:59:32 AM
Wow that's intense when you put it like that then yeah make the thing lighter Apply any candy if you'll tell cool Brody old J and some soft toys to give me some traction and then you just work on direction times and lunches

That's what Siri just wrote for me. What I meant to say was ill probably do a system and a k&n and work on my launch and reaction times and that will probably be like like omt
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 03:03:49 AM
Wow that's intense when you put it like that then yeah make the thing lighter Apply any candy if you'll tell cool Brody old J and some soft toys to give me some traction and then you just work on direction times and lunches

That's what Siri just wrote for me.

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Post by: mister on June 18, 2013, 03:41:46 AM
It is simple but needs saying... To catch a vehicle in front you Must be traveling faster than it. If you are both accelerating, you need to accelerate faster. If everything is equal it depends on retraction time and gear change speed. Fall behind 20 meters then apply the above rules.

Only hope for a gs to win a drag against another more powerful bike is to invoke three heathen god Visue. He will then smite them with wheel slin, or a sudden case of the runs...
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 03:47:34 AM
or this... not a GS500 .. but .. valid perhaps?

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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 05:04:53 AM
in a different train of thought... yes possibly derailed! ..

the diff in my ute had been howling more and more... but was hoping it would hold together a wee bit longer .. then over weekend it started making hideous clashing noises .. had to bite the bullet and get a 2nd hand complete LSD centre .. which looks ok...

the mechanics pulled out the old one today and putting in 'brand new second hand' one at the moment...

can the eagle eyed amongst us pick out what may have been the issue with the old one??  :icon_rolleyes: ;)

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Post by: codajastal on June 18, 2013, 05:51:02 AM

(http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad244/Janx101/OLDLSDDiffCourier_zps3e1fc7ab.jpg) (http://s940.photobucket.com/user/Janx101/media/OLDLSDDiffCourier_zps3e1fc7ab.jpg.html)

Well theres ya problem.
Its fukked :dunno_black:
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 05:57:11 AM
yeah .. the pinion had about 20mm longitudinal freeplay in it, the crown bearings were also sloppy.. so every time i backed it off the pinion was eating the centre bit...  :icon_rolleyes:

mechanic said if i had reversed at any kind of speed and backed off it might have caught in that casting point... jammed... and BOOM!

.. i'll be able to turn the stereo down again!!... the howl from the thing was getting a bit much to drown out!!  ;)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 08:17:41 AM
Hit 100 subscribers today  :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Post by: mister on June 18, 2013, 08:57:31 AM
I just had a thought....

Figured you might like to know. Carry on.
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 09:36:12 AM
I just had a thought....

Figured you might like to know. Carry on.

Is that what that clattering noise was? ... Though my hard drive was failing  :flipoff:
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Post by: mister on June 18, 2013, 09:39:40 AM
Clattering noise? You mean, there could have been TWO thoughts floating around bumping into each other? Hmmmm....

In other news....

Last night I thought my feet where hanging over the end of the bed. I got up to check. They weren't.
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 09:41:56 AM
Ahhh ... Crap.... Stop it... I'm trying not to laugh ... I start coughing and make noises like a Fergie tractor trying to start without any choke......

.... Or perhaps Slips Bavarian tractor?! ...  :D
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 10:37:59 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh baaaaahhhhhhhh cahhhhhhhh
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Post by: Janx101 on June 18, 2013, 10:48:20 AM
You doing the marshmallow alphabet slips?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 10:57:02 AM
Probably
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Post by: peteGS on June 18, 2013, 12:06:47 PM
There ain't nothin' wrong with drum brakes... my rear one on the 450 works just fine  :thumb: I can even lock the rear if I try real hard... but I prefer not to  :dunno_black:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 12:30:54 PM
I prefer my abs brakes
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on June 18, 2013, 06:06:06 PM
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Post by: mister on June 18, 2013, 06:57:36 PM
The W800 has rear drum brakes. At first you're like "WTF, no disc on a brand new bike". But then, after your first engine braking experience, you're like "Why have a rear brake at all?"
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 18, 2013, 10:13:15 PM
Popped a wheelie
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Post by: jestercinti on June 19, 2013, 05:13:03 AM
Not as good as popping a wheelie in a gsxr.


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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 19, 2013, 08:31:50 AM
Get it done on a GS then we start talking
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Post by: Janx101 on June 19, 2013, 08:39:32 AM
Sigh ... Slips .... Man talk dictates ... Git-R-Done !!  ;) :flipoff:
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Post by: mister on June 19, 2013, 10:59:17 AM
Hello possums - and fuktards - as the shoe may fit.....  :icon_mrgreen:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 19, 2013, 11:31:05 AM
I'm a honey badger
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Post by: peteGS on June 19, 2013, 11:48:34 AM
Popped a wheelie

Do you go to jail for that?

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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 19, 2013, 11:56:20 AM
No I just went faster in the cold
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Post by: peteGS on June 19, 2013, 12:07:47 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4667558144/hBAC89A02/)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 19, 2013, 12:12:20 PM
Yeah totally
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Post by: Electrojake on June 20, 2013, 02:10:02 AM
Good to see that you boys still do a bit of wrenching on automobiles too.

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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 20, 2013, 02:31:01 AM
Not as much as I used to but the odd day spent wrenching on a car is good fun if you ask me.
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Post by: Electrojake on June 20, 2013, 03:11:11 AM
And by the way. . .
Good morning Slips, and good night Jester.  :D

Just sayin'
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 20, 2013, 07:07:59 AM
Good day to you both just sayin. Where the hell is janx?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 20, 2013, 08:20:09 AM
I had appointments,.,,, what's your beef princess?? !!  ;) :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 20, 2013, 10:13:05 AM
A rare rib fillet steak is my beef
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Post by: peteGS on June 20, 2013, 08:23:42 PM
A bit after 2:35 in here is entertaining... although was more entertaining at the time...

Apparently old Honda's don't brake as well as my old Zuk...

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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 20, 2013, 09:56:20 PM
Most Hondas brake often
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Post by: codajastal on June 20, 2013, 11:56:59 PM
(http://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-c.ak/hphotos-ak-prn2/988504_469330886495289_1090555564_n.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 21, 2013, 12:18:35 AM
Ahhhhhhhhh finally my computer finally has some HDD breathing room. 2TB external should do me for a while.
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Post by: Electrojake on June 21, 2013, 12:29:10 AM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7519048192/hDAC791E1/)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 21, 2013, 12:45:02 AM
Yep I saws that
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Post by: Janx101 on June 21, 2013, 01:43:27 AM
lmao ... bike says .. "c'mon c'mon its ok!!! have another go!!"  :D :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 21, 2013, 02:41:37 AM
2TB external for my computer workings
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Post by: jestercinti on June 21, 2013, 02:47:58 AM
Slips, I have a 1TB USB 3 drive for my work laptop. The pc guy says it has to be encrypted. Took 2 days to encrypt.  Jesus tap-dancing Christ that was a long time.


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Post by: jestercinti on June 21, 2013, 02:50:27 AM
Makes sense now.

http://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg


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Post by: codajastal on June 21, 2013, 03:21:53 AM
I have a 1TB USB 3 drive for my work laptop. The pc guy says it has to be encrypted. Took 2 days to encrypt.  Jesus tap-dancing Christ that was a long time.
Faarrrk
Glad mine don't need to be, I am currently running 8TB off my laptop.


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Post by: codajastal on June 21, 2013, 03:28:05 AM
Makes sense now.

http://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg


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Now that was funking hilarious Bwhahahahaha


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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 21, 2013, 07:19:54 AM
Who the hell needs 8TB?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 21, 2013, 10:11:03 AM
Who the hell needs 8TB?

Seem one who want to download endless 3D HD porn?  :dunno_black:
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Post by: codajastal on June 21, 2013, 10:39:53 AM
Who the hell needs 8TB?

Seem one who want to download endless 3D HD porn?  :dunno_black:
I store all my music and old TV shows and my wife is a photographer and all the photos are stored on the externals as well.
I am looking at getting another 2TB shortly as am running out of room


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Post by: Janx101 on June 21, 2013, 11:21:27 AM
Lol ... Fair enough ... I don't need to store old tv shows... We got Foxtel ! .. Which means you gets to see all kinds of old crap ... Again ... And again.... And again!!  :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: codajastal on June 21, 2013, 11:28:17 AM
Lol ... Fair enough ... I don't need to store old tv shows... We got Foxtel ! .. Which means you gets to see all kinds of old crap ... Again ... And again.... And again!!  :icon_rolleyes:
I mean old TV shows from the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80 that they dont seem to play anymore like Time Tunnel, Lost in Space, Viper, Knightrider, Fantasy Island, Land of the Giants etc etc
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 21, 2013, 12:16:25 PM
Fair nough. But f%$k me that's alot if space. I just put all my vlogs plus tutorials plus photos and its not even 100gb
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Post by: mister on June 21, 2013, 06:33:29 PM
Land of The Lost?
Fantastic Journey?
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Post by: codajastal on June 21, 2013, 09:08:28 PM
Land of The Lost?
Fantastic Journey?
Yea I got them too :)
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Post by: Electrojake on June 21, 2013, 09:53:51 PM
Wow! 8 terabyte of porn and running out of room?
Impressive. Damn impressive.

Not sure i could polish the bishop that much though.  :confused:
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Post by: peteGS on June 21, 2013, 10:34:17 PM
That McAfee vid was hilarious  :thumb: :D

I've got 160GB HDD space and don't need it all...  :dunno_black:

I work with IT crap all day, other than remote access for on call, forums, online parts fiches, and video editing I don't really care when I get home... don't want to look at a screen any more...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 21, 2013, 11:30:14 PM
8TB of porn you'd be able to tell which hand was dominant
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Post by: codajastal on June 22, 2013, 12:21:42 AM
Wow! 8 terabyte of porn and running out of room?
Impressive. Damn impressive.

Not sure i could polish the bishop that much though.  :confused:
Get your mind out of the gutter. My kids use the laptop so P0RN is a  :nono:
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Post by: Electrojake on June 22, 2013, 12:33:40 AM
OK, no porn.
But is spanking the monkey banned too?  :icon_sad:
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Post by: codajastal on June 22, 2013, 12:36:39 AM
OK, no porn.
But is spanking the monkey banned too?  :icon_sad:
Not in your house! :flipoff:
I have no need for that :dunno_black:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 22, 2013, 02:00:02 AM
Ahhhhhhhh Saturday morning
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Post by: Electrojake on June 22, 2013, 03:50:14 AM
No Slips... Its not Saturday morning for 19 more minutes, but it is a full moon on a nice cool Friday evening.
Now please excuse me... Time to let the monkey out for its evening walk.

(http://cl.jroo.me/z3/F/A/W/d/a.aaa-Monkey-holding-leash-on-a-do.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 22, 2013, 04:47:08 AM
Don't go spanking it ej
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Post by: Electrojake on June 22, 2013, 11:56:25 AM
No spank, just a quick walk.
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Post by: jestercinti on June 22, 2013, 01:55:48 PM
Just bought a new continental radial front tire 110/70/17 at the swap meet. $15. Worth about $85. It's a Conti Motion. Still has all the chicken strips. Never used.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 22, 2013, 06:13:27 PM
No spank, just a quick walk.
thats a new way to call ti Eh?
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Post by: nutmunk on June 22, 2013, 07:24:41 PM
Kind of reminds me of my ex-wife and her current husband's wedding shot on Facebook.
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Post by: Electrojake on June 22, 2013, 09:35:59 PM
Kind of reminds me of my ex-wife and her current husband's wedding shot on Facebook.

Clever nutmunk... Clever.

Jester,
Seldom is a swap meet worth a sh!t. People want a million dollars for junk.
So what I'm leading up to is: Glad you were able to make a good score on the tire.  :thumb:
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Post by: Janx101 on June 23, 2013, 02:10:48 AM
Been wandering around house and shed this morning looking for blasted multimeter! ..... I'm even using the 'lost things mantra' ... In this case .. "Multimeter multimeter....... Where did I put the FRAGGIN multimeter!!??"  :icon_rolleyes: .... Gotta have it to test if the horn is dead ... Or the circuit is dead somewhere...... Mutter mumble grumble ... :icon_neutral:
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Post by: mister on June 23, 2013, 04:43:33 AM
I shouldn't tell you this Janx, cause it's real powerful... but....

So, your subcon knows where it is BUT it will not tell you while you are consciously trying to figure it out yourself. So, you have to stop trying so your subcon can give you the answer.
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Post by: Janx101 on June 23, 2013, 04:55:45 AM
It would appear my subcon is AWOL though .... I left it alone and been doing other stuff.... Had a few ahah! Moments.... But in vain...

Think the rain has washed my subcon clean for now  :icon_rolleyes:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 23, 2013, 07:32:35 AM
Well what a day
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Post by: nutmunk on June 23, 2013, 07:52:57 AM
Been wandering around house and shed this morning looking for blasted multimeter! ..... I'm even using the 'lost things mantra' ... In this case .. "Multimeter multimeter....... Where did I put the FRAGGIN multimeter!!??"  :icon_rolleyes: .... Gotta have it to test if the horn is dead ... Or the circuit is dead somewhere...... Mutter mumble grumble ... :icon_neutral:

Jan, just take the two wires off, touch them to your tongue and push the button. Always worked for me and only minimal long-term brain damage...where am I again?
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Post by: mister on June 23, 2013, 08:04:57 AM
Oh well, you're fukked then. Means you're going to wake up at 2;30 in the morning - THAT'S WHERE I PUT IT!!!!!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 23, 2013, 08:06:46 AM
You found the farm
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Post by: nutmunk on June 23, 2013, 08:17:50 AM
If all else fails, look in your underpants drawer...I find all manner of weirdness in there...hey, look a hundred bucks!!!! :woohoo:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 23, 2013, 09:05:56 AM
I found my long lost knife in my underwear draw then I remembered why it's there
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Post by: Janx101 on June 23, 2013, 09:15:41 AM
Been wandering around house and shed this morning looking for blasted multimeter! ..... I'm even using the 'lost things mantra' ... In this case .. "Multimeter multimeter....... Where did I put the FRAGGIN multimeter!!??"  :icon_rolleyes: .... Gotta have it to test if the horn is dead ... Or the circuit is dead somewhere...... Mutter mumble grumble ... :icon_neutral:

Jan, just take the two wires off, touch them to your tongue and push the button. Always worked for me and only minimal long-term brain damage...where am I again?

Yah funny!! ... But that could be problematic in itself.... I got the fairings on ... I can reach down through the gap and disconnect the wires .. Then use the meter ... But to touch them to my tongue I'd have to put my face right down there.... Then reach up behind my head and hit the horn button... If the bugger works I'm gonna get a shock to my tongue!! ... Which means I could react by jerking my head up and hitting the bars!! .... I hit my head on enough crap already!!!  :icon_rolleyes: ;)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 23, 2013, 09:38:03 AM
Chicken by Kiev
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Post by: Janx101 on June 23, 2013, 09:39:16 AM
Chicken by Kiev

^^^^^ grammar by bogan!!  :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 23, 2013, 10:02:25 AM
Eaten with fingers
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Post by: Janx101 on June 23, 2013, 10:05:35 AM
Style by Cavedude!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 23, 2013, 10:15:41 AM
Fragrance by dolche and gabbana
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Post by: Janx101 on June 23, 2013, 10:29:59 AM
Lay off the paint chips bro!  ;)
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Post by: Janx101 on June 23, 2013, 10:33:42 AM
Been looking up various info on the Yammie FZ09 ... I think as more info comes out about it ... I will probably have a James May moment .... And get all fizzy in my underpants!  ;) :icon_rolleyes: :D
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 23, 2013, 11:22:10 AM
Sounds exactly the same as the striple. And fizzing behind your pee pee hey janx?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 23, 2013, 11:50:40 AM
Sounds exactly the same as the striple. And fizzing behind your pee pee hey janx?

Yes... Fizzing.... Unless I need to go to the doctor  :icon_rolleyes:

.... Sounds same? ..... You have sound clip? ... Not the with old mate twisting it a little in the room with the jap execs... I mean out in the world type clip? ... If so.... Give it!!!!!!!  :D
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Post by: peteGS on June 23, 2013, 12:05:17 PM
Three day week this week... Thursday/Friday off... mid week ride Thursday, ride with the Kat boys Saturday... awesome  :thumb:
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Post by: Janx101 on June 23, 2013, 12:14:02 PM
Lucky you Pete!  ... Me? ... Nah I'm not jealous!  :icon_mrgreen:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 23, 2013, 12:33:32 PM
Here ya go janxy. And thanks for friending 'me' on Facebook. Bit of trial to see how I like it.

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Post by: nutmunk on June 23, 2013, 05:58:26 PM
Don't you love when you finally get your bike up and running perfectly...and the weather man tells you oh so cheerily that the weather for tomorrow when you leave for work is going to be a breezy minus 2? What's to smile about minus 2. Thanks a tonne mr accuwaether...hope you choke on your chicken kiev dinner. I'm definitely driving past your house at 4am so you can enjoy the breezy minus two. If you have some, throw some tupperware at me...I need some more for my collection (preferably a pasta container...I don't have one of those yet).  :flipoff:
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Post by: Electrojake on June 23, 2013, 06:44:04 PM
Nutmonk again, eh?
Not an Aussie, eh?
Not from Ohio either,eh?
This may be a good thing. Time will tell. (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused002.gif)
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Post by: peteGS on June 23, 2013, 07:50:09 PM
Hahaha yes indeed Janx!

And for once... now this is like a mircale... and nutmunk is gonna love this...

They predict the weather to be... mostly sunny!!!!! Saturday's a possible shower which could be shite but at least Thursday should be good... that'll make one of very few good rides since last year where I had no rain...
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Post by: nutmunk on June 23, 2013, 08:10:20 PM
Sunny south Africa my big hairy bung hole! I'm moving somewhere warmer ... Like alaska.

Not that i'm the jealous type at all...when january rolls round i'll get the last laugh, just you watch me. :icon_mrgreen:
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Post by: jestercinti on June 23, 2013, 09:12:24 PM
Slips, I friended you on FB too. 
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Post by: Janx101 on June 23, 2013, 09:40:10 PM
... It's raining again this morning .... That must be why I am off to Armidale in the truck! ... Where apparently it might snow tonight!?  :icon_rolleyes: ...

Back on tues night lads.... I'm hoping nothin drops off in the cold :icon_eek:
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Post by: Electrojake on June 23, 2013, 10:10:24 PM
... It's raining again this morning .... That must be why I am off to Armidale in the truck! ... Where apparently it might snow tonight!? ...

Back on tues night lads.... I'm hoping nothin drops off in the cold

Doesn't getting spanked with rain & snow take just a bit of the joy out of the ride? Oh, and golfball sized hail-stones too.
Good thing you blokes are durable.  :icon_rolleyes:
Carry-on then.

(http://blog.motorcyclecenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Motorcycle-Photography-Snow-Storm.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 23, 2013, 11:19:18 PM
Slips, I friended you on FB too. 

Yaaaaaaaay jester is by friend lol.

Sooooooo nutmunk do you have diplomatic immunity?

And ej in that situation I just pop my grip heaters on continue to smile and ride on.


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Post by: Electrojake on June 23, 2013, 11:54:14 PM
So I hear FaceBook got hacked.  :whisper:

Social media... mft
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Post by: Electrojake on June 23, 2013, 11:59:41 PM
Double posting is a no-no  :nono:

Monkey-shines is O.K. though...

(http://reachingutopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/monkey-beach-girls.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 24, 2013, 12:27:01 AM
I can't decide
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Post by: Electrojake on June 24, 2013, 01:14:56 AM
Psst... Slips, take the one the monkey "didnt" do.  :whisper:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 24, 2013, 04:56:43 AM
Trying to get back into the vlogging swing. I recorded a couple on the way to work today and though I covered my topics I jump from one to the next and I get distracted easily. Might have another go tonight on the way home. Think ill keep it short to the point of 100 subs and my pc issues.
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Post by: nutmunk on June 24, 2013, 06:53:18 AM


Sooooooo nutmunk do you have diplomatic immunity?


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I don't know ... never been bitten by one...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 24, 2013, 07:07:56 AM
Obviously never seen lethal weapon 2?
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Post by: nutmunk on June 24, 2013, 08:11:11 AM
Forgot all about it that  :icon_mrgreen: Made me laugh ... mostly because they had to be the second worst South African accents I'd ever heard ... close second only to old Di Caprio's line from blood diamond in an Australian accent "can you score me a loose, bru" (not to mention the German names given to the Characters ... I mean Rudd and Vorstedt .... REALLY?!). I mean, the one is Irish (AND SOUNDS IRISH), the other is English (AND SOUNDS ENGLISH). Why don't we just shoot a movie with Crocodile Dundee as Tony Blaire ... because the Australians sound like the English, don't they?  :icon_mrgreen:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 24, 2013, 10:19:55 AM
I hated it back in the nineties when Americans gave us all British accents
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 24, 2013, 06:34:25 PM
well with your anticlockwise toilets, and the mythical drop bears without real pictures, we felt we had to give you something lol
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Post by: peteGS on June 24, 2013, 07:35:16 PM
The only reason there are no drop bear pictures is because they will rip the camera out of your hands before ripping your face off... they work in pairs... one will distract you and make you photograph it... the other will drop on your head, rip your camera out of your hands, then rip your face off...
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Post by: nutmunk on June 24, 2013, 07:47:14 PM
The only reason there are no drop bear pictures is because they will rip the camera out of your hands before ripping your face off... they work in pairs... one will distract you and make you photograph it... the other will drop on your head, rip your camera out of your hands, then rip your face off...

And Saffers think we've got issues...all we have is the tokoloshe...but you can fool them by putting your bed up on bricks...aha...get me now you tokoloshe bastards!!! My bed is a veritable fortress...unless he finds the ladder in the cupboard under the stairs... :icon_eek:
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Post by: Electrojake on June 24, 2013, 09:07:31 PM
IMHO: Aussie's rank well above the Brits in situation management...

If I was feeling down, a Brit would offer me a sugar biscuit and tea.  :kiss3:

However, if I mentioned I was feeling blue to an Aussie, he'd tell me to HTFU and stop acting like a spoiled fukin Yank.  :flipoff:

Just an observation.
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Post by: jestercinti on June 24, 2013, 09:58:45 PM
EJ, all this ape business reminds me of any which way but loose and any which way you can. You are old enough to know what I am talking about. Right turn Clyde!

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Post by: nutmunk on June 24, 2013, 10:06:48 PM
One of my favourite yank memories was when I was 19 and did the whole 'camp america' experience thing...first day there we had a computer orientation day...pretty much it was like "this is a computer...you can get emails on it which is kinda like regular mail, but electronic. This thing is called a mouse...."

We were all like "really?! That's amazing!!! So where do you stick the postage stamps?!"

We also had a whole cabin of kids convinced the first time we put on clothes was when we landed in america..."hey, we're from africa man...what do you need clothes for? We normally just wear loin cloths and a bit of animal hyde around our heads...to show tribal rank."

Maybe it was just because we were in texas...but still.

Now if you excuse me, my giraffe's gotten stuck up a tree...again.
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Post by: nutmunk on June 24, 2013, 10:16:49 PM
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090731/funny_giraffe_25.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 24, 2013, 10:30:04 PM
well with your anticlockwise toilets, and the mythical drop bears without real pictures, we felt we had to give you something lol

We were happy with the croc Dundee image and the yahoo serious images.
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Post by: Electrojake on June 25, 2013, 12:14:54 AM
EJ, all this ape business reminds me of any which way but loose and any which way you can. You are old enough to know what I am talking about. Right turn Clyde!


How about Bed Time for Bonzo w/ Ronald Reagan... Circa 1951.

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Post by: Electrojake on June 25, 2013, 12:19:06 AM

We also had a whole cabin of kids convinced the first time we put on clothes was when we landed in america...
"hey, we're from Africa man...what do you need clothes for?
We normally just wear loin cloths and a bit of animal hyde around our heads...to show tribal rank."

Now if you excuse me, my giraffe's gotten stuck up a tree...again.

Damn I hate to double post but ya know... I'm starting to like this nutmunk fellow. (http://www.stromtrooper.com/images/moresmilies/mod2_yes.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 25, 2013, 01:54:03 AM
He brings a certain type of nuttiness to it all.
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Post by: jestercinti on June 25, 2013, 02:19:05 AM
EJ, I was too busy listening to his record on socialism.

http://youtu.be/qzvStfDHkG8
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 25, 2013, 08:05:48 AM
I'm busy eating
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Post by: mister on June 25, 2013, 10:30:42 AM
Label this, Dynamo....  :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 25, 2013, 11:29:01 AM
Enjoying the kings speech.
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Post by: peteGS on June 25, 2013, 12:09:48 PM
Mid week ride now end of week ride on Friday... some low life scumbag son of a bitching bastard kicked our front door in last Thursday night while we were home... yeah that was fun... not... getting an alarm installed on Thursday now so Friday is ride day and then again Saturday with the Kat boys...
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Post by: codajastal on June 25, 2013, 12:12:57 PM
Mid week ride now end of week ride on Friday... some low life scumbag son of a bitching bastard kicked our front door in last Thursday night while we were home... yeah that was fun... not... getting an alarm installed on Thursday now so Friday is ride day and then again Saturday with the Kat boys...
just seeing if you we're home ;)


Sent from my iPad using a big stick
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 25, 2013, 12:21:35 PM
Please tell us you kick boxed that prick in the head?
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Post by: BockinBboy on June 25, 2013, 01:08:22 PM
I think I'm confused as to why slips has a knife in his underwear drawer...

My underwear drawer has... just regular normal usual typical stuff in it...  :icon_rolleyes:

(http://i1069.photobucket.com/albums/u477/BockinBboy/catdrawer_zps9b2d8517.jpg)

- Bboy
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 25, 2013, 02:14:02 PM
To stab the boogie man under my bed of course
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Post by: Electrojake on June 25, 2013, 07:16:46 PM
EJ, I was too busy listening to his record on socialism.

http://youtu.be/qzvStfDHkG8

Jester my good man,
Did I ever mention that I was an ex-military, gun toting, right leaning, constitution thumping, moderate?
Or is that description self conflicting?

Anyway, anybody that can do a brake job at a stop-light and ride 700 miles on a Gs500 and still go to work in the morning is good people in my book.  :thumb:


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Post by: peteGS on June 25, 2013, 07:45:44 PM
Mid week ride now end of week ride on Friday... some low life scumbag son of a bitching bastard kicked our front door in last Thursday night while we were home... yeah that was fun... not... getting an alarm installed on Thursday now so Friday is ride day and then again Saturday with the Kat boys...
just seeing if you we're home ;)


Sent from my iPad using a big stick

Errr... cheers Cods... I think... maybe... not...

Please tell us you kick boxed that prick in the head?

Unfortunately not... the car was driving fast up the road as I opened the rumpus door to see the front door wide open... man it makes me  :mad: but of course I was a bit  :confused: :sad: :o at the time... called the  :police: who did the right thing and helped me secure the door again before they left... couldn't shut it...
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Post by: jestercinti on June 25, 2013, 08:38:24 PM
Enjoying the kings speech.

Good movie.
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Post by: Electrojake on June 26, 2013, 02:57:49 AM
Jester? Slips? Crew?
What is this a post boycott?

Reminds me of the old days when mister broke the world record for longest held WIN at LPW.
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Post by: Janx101 on June 26, 2013, 03:51:54 AM
Yo!!... here.... but just hectic busy in office..... last week was tumbleweeds blowin out the phone.... this week is STAMPEDE!!!!!!! .. i like this week better
 :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 26, 2013, 05:06:26 AM
Sorry had the battery replaced in my iPhone today. I recieved a cable in the mail that will allow me to record video and audio on my Gopro without needing a seperate audio recorder for my voice
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Post by: nutmunk on June 26, 2013, 07:20:27 AM
He brings a certain type of nuttiness to it all.

Glad I meet the GSTwin sanity stamp of approval. Sorry for the lack of posts yesterday ... was busy trying to unstick my other nuts (other than those in my head) from where they froze to my tank ... I really have to get that Alaskan transfer.

Or a pair of underpants. That way I can actually use my underwear drawer for something useful. Besides my knives, cats and money.

Incidentally, if your nuts ever get frozen to your tank ... I DO NOT RECOMMEND HOT WATER ... a spatula, however, works great with only minimal skin loss...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 26, 2013, 08:11:41 AM
I usually wear pants when I ride stops my nuts getting frozen to my fake tank
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Post by: Janx101 on June 26, 2013, 12:13:48 PM
Nuts ... Frozen ... Gas tank .....  :icon_eek:

There's a combination of words you don't see often!!  ;)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 26, 2013, 12:14:32 PM
There aren't many words that you don't expect
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Post by: peteGS on June 26, 2013, 12:33:14 PM
Glump.





Didn't expect that did you?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 26, 2013, 12:46:23 PM
Flolest Glump? ..  :D
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Post by: BockinBboy on June 26, 2013, 01:33:49 PM
I don't think I have ever heard of glump... unless its some Aussie slang?

However, there is a word spelled 'glomp' ... slang term meaning to attack someone with a hug...

Feel free to use that in your daily vocab, or use it in action to display your deep affection toward your coworkers :icon_rolleyes:


In other news: Lightning took down a tree in my back yard last night.  Split it darn near down the middle and layed it open like a (insert inappropriate simile here) Didn't damage anything that I am aware of yet.  But I am not looking forward to the cleanup... Might try to leave it till next week, after the Relay weekend...

- Bboy
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 26, 2013, 02:11:05 PM
Gives you an excuse to buy a chainsaw. Which by the way is a tool every man should own and it should be petrol powered
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Post by: BockinBboy on June 26, 2013, 02:32:24 PM
Yeah, I don't have one... was planning on borrowing one, but you make a good point... maybe I'll check CL...

Btw, if you tell your boss that you were just glomping your coworkers, he might toss the sexual harassment papers you were about to sign in the shredder...  :dunno_black:

- Bboy
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 26, 2013, 03:14:43 PM
Gives you an excuse to buy a chainsaw. Which by the way is a tool every man should own and it should be petrol powered
huskqvarna or stihl FTW. own a 55 rancher. and a craftsman. want to buy a husqvarna and transplant a stihl powerplant into it. a stihlvarna or a husqvihl lol
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Post by: peteGS on June 26, 2013, 08:23:38 PM
Glomp... interesting... no sexual harassment suit there...  :cookoo:

Still prefer glump because it makes no sense... just like me  :thumb:

Chainsaws have to be one of the most obnoxious tools known to man... used to live next door to a knob who decided to start cutting up firewood to supplement his income.

Get home from work, around 6pm just as you were relaxing after work, chainsaw starts up 10m from the window... runs for half an hour while he chops wood...

One day he asks us... does it bother you? We say yes, next day back to it again as normal... we sell the house, he says why are  you selling? We say... want to move closer to the city and your chainsaw is too loud... he says... why didn't you say something earlier?  :cookoo:

Moral of the story... Bboy... if you want your neighbour to sell their house, buy a chainsaw  :thumb:
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Post by: Electrojake on June 26, 2013, 09:38:41 PM
Wearing loincloth in cold weather?
Scrotum froze to fuel tank?
I feel you pain brother. (http://files.myopera.com/crystalacey/Smilies_Emoticons/Freezing_Cold_Wind_Smilie.gif)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 26, 2013, 10:39:58 PM
Yeah I'm a stihl man myself Yamma as yet I don't have a chainsaw but am skilled in its use and sharpening them haha. I have no big trees in my yard so I don't have a bed for one but I have money allocated for its purchase.
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Post by: Janx101 on June 27, 2013, 08:13:51 AM
21 guests online just now? ... Wtf?! ... Snooper city! ;)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 27, 2013, 08:34:37 AM
Hell yeah
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Post by: Janx101 on June 27, 2013, 11:47:28 AM
...... Chuckling quietly .... Seems I have another fan ..... Funny though ... His 'spelling mistakes' are irregular and inconsistent ... His grammar decidedly designed to appear "foreign" ... And his overall intonation not consistent with his supposed origin ... How many people can fit in one head? ... Or possibly a close crony? ... And the choice of name ?. .. Oh come on!!  :icon_rolleyes:

..... Sniffs the air ..... I smell Troll!!
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Post by: nutmunk on June 27, 2013, 12:08:07 PM
Eh?
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Post by: Janx101 on June 27, 2013, 12:11:10 PM
Don't worry nutmunk ... I think my 'stalker' is back in disguise again ...  :icon_rolleyes: .. Or a number of disguises perhaps..

Things will probably resolve themselves soon enough ..

I seem to have a talent for attracting them  :dunno_black:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 27, 2013, 12:18:24 PM
Dw janx I still have my hater who gives me a hard on every time he watches my vids and sees an add. So very hard
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Post by: nutmunk on June 27, 2013, 12:30:09 PM
Ah ... I must be ugly or something ... never had me one of them ... maybe I'm ugly or something ... I want a troll now.   :cry:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 27, 2013, 12:34:04 PM
Best start thickening up your skin then
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Post by: BockinBboy on June 27, 2013, 01:08:24 PM
My neighbors are all quiet retired folks... good people, you know?... and I don't want some random people moving in next door... so I guess that means I shouldn't buy a chainsaw?

Anyway, a guy who owns a landscaping business down the street saw my tree and stopped by.  We have chatted a few times here and there, so he always seemed like a real good guy. Offered to do it for $100 cause they want the wood for a big fire this weekend... Figure its cheaper than any tree service could do it by far, and I can't beat that, and I'll keep my neighbors  ;)   ...It'll be gone before I get home today.  Then I'll walk down the street and pay up.

- Bboy
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 27, 2013, 01:55:52 PM
And a fire to keep you warm?
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Post by: BockinBboy on June 27, 2013, 02:10:57 PM
LOL

His name is Chet!

...Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...  :icon_lol:

- Bboy
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Post by: BockinBboy on June 27, 2013, 04:08:34 PM
...... Chuckling quietly .... Seems I have another fan ..... Funny though ... His 'spelling mistakes' are irregular and inconsistent ... His grammar decidedly designed to appear "foreign" ... And his overall intonation not consistent with his supposed origin ... How many people can fit in one head? ... Or possibly a close crony? ... And the choice of name ?. .. Oh come on!!  :icon_rolleyes:

..... Sniffs the air ..... I smell Troll!!

You gotta appreciate the persistency...  :icon_rolleyes:

I don't follow anyone that closely, so I can't figure the issue, but it must be deep to go to such lengths?

- Bboy
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Post by: nutmunk on June 27, 2013, 04:20:23 PM
Best start thickening up your skin then

Guess I shouldn't care...got a wife that is the apple of my eye already. And she let's me indulge my whimsical bike fantasies with hard financial backing...what more can a man ask for? Doing a 500k ride to the coast with her and my yellow lightning this weekend. Can't wait...
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Post by: codajastal on June 27, 2013, 07:51:23 PM
Cool. What name is the troll

Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

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Post by: BockinBboy on June 27, 2013, 10:38:27 PM
Tree is gone! They took the stump out and even laid mulch down!  I go down there to pay him, preparing to give him more than we agreed...  He shows me the tree in his trucks and says The job took an hour and half and was no sweat, we needed the wood...  $100 bucks and just tell everyone about my business.  The dude was mega insistent and wouldn't take anymore... What a crazy nice thing?! 

Before:
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/28/uqazutaz.jpg)

After:
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/28/yhemaza2.jpg)

- Bboy
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 27, 2013, 10:43:18 PM
A wife that will share you with her best friend?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on June 28, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
I kinda' sorta' like the tree where it was.  :whisper:

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/28/uqazutaz.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 28, 2013, 02:10:58 AM
Has a treehouse quality to it
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Post by: Janx101 on June 28, 2013, 02:13:31 AM
thats a good result Bocky! .. and now you have to be a 'good and proper person' .. and do mention him to locals around there.... he sounds like real good people!!  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 28, 2013, 02:18:36 AM
Putting together a music ride vid
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Post by: Janx101 on June 28, 2013, 02:24:24 AM
gonna break out your collection of Pavarotti cd's eh?!  :flipoff:
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Post by: BockinBboy on June 28, 2013, 03:42:15 AM
Lol, EJ.  I'm gonna miss the shade it gave us.  Gonna' plant something to replace it, just trying to decide what type of tree.  Needs to be a shady one, but I want it to be a cool lookin' tree... Its a good spot for a medium-sized tree.. I don't want anything plain or ugly like a locust tree or something lame like that... Something my future kids could play in someday...

Janx, I'll definitely be following through with his 'payment'... want to help keep people in the business that are like that for sure.

Slips, I'm not sure what kinda music vid thing you are goin' for... but, I'll heed warning on music covering up the sound of the bike... lotta' viewers seem to get all hateful over that... depending on what you are doing, you might consider throwing up the edited music version, and the less edited plain version for your followers?   :dunno_black: Just a suggestion is all, but again I don't really know your intentions with the vid and everything anyway...  :cheers:

- Bboy
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Post by: Janx101 on June 28, 2013, 03:53:18 AM
Plant a Maple tree!! ... naw .. not to go all canadian... so you can send the grandkids out one day to harvest the maple syrup! .... or a chestnut tree!? .... some kind of tree that also gives you an edible item for future generations!  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 28, 2013, 06:46:14 AM
Yeah my engine tone doesn't inspire alot but I will have it on faintly
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Post by: mister on June 28, 2013, 10:21:01 AM
Cods, I believe the inferred new user troll thing is username "Vindicate". The broken English is totally inconsistent. The use of the minor words like "a" and "an" and the like, is likewise inconsistent. While spelling is good and overall sentence structure remains obviously English. Sherlock Holmes says.... fake broken English writing.
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Post by: codajastal on June 28, 2013, 10:23:55 AM
Yea I already figured that out and quoted him in another thread with a little stab :icon_twisted:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 28, 2013, 10:25:05 AM
Yeah him
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on June 28, 2013, 10:33:42 AM
John Lennon's advice comes to mind.... Let It Be..... he should Let It be  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 28, 2013, 10:34:37 AM
It's speculation.
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Post by: peteGS on June 28, 2013, 11:53:41 AM
Reasonably decent ride today... some roads were a bit cold, wet, and slippery but all in a good one... rode through a few clouds too which were a bit chilly...
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Post by: BockinBboy on June 28, 2013, 12:16:50 PM
Yea I already figured that out and quoted him in another thread with a little stab :icon_twisted:

Must find...

- Bboy
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Post by: BockinBboy on June 28, 2013, 12:24:19 PM
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=64706.msg773115#msg773115

Found it...  :icon_lol:

His comment there only supports the allegations...

I'm just lost on the lengths this guy has gone.. worried where it will go, frankly...

- Bboy
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Post by: slipperymongoose on June 28, 2013, 01:31:57 PM
Bloody noobs think they can push weight round here.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: cbrfxr67 on June 28, 2013, 03:51:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/lJcoV18.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 28, 2013, 07:04:43 PM
LMAO indeed sir. were but one planet in the vastness of well, infinity. odds are pretty good there are more postwhores than i  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on June 28, 2013, 07:47:57 PM
Another ride today... showers predicted... what a shock! I think we found who the rain curse is in our group...  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 28, 2013, 11:13:34 PM

This guy gets an honorary citizenship from me.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on June 29, 2013, 01:31:29 AM
hell yes  :D :bowdown: ... in fact .. he can marry one of my daughters!! ..... 3 is too many in the house anyway!! ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on June 29, 2013, 01:33:49 AM
EJ, you sell mulch?

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/29/ege2ubyz.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on June 29, 2013, 01:39:13 AM
mulch is a manly pursuit!!..... what the hell is the sewing all about though?!?  :icon_eek: :icon_lol:



.... and .... ahhhh ... a quiet morning in the office.... bugger all phone calls.... catching up on invoices and tax paperwork... fresh Maccas coffee & carrot/walnut muffin.... life is smooth!  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 29, 2013, 01:40:16 AM
Yeahs what's the sign all about jester?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on June 29, 2013, 02:20:00 AM
Gs500 relay around America. Look in general discussion.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 29, 2013, 02:49:19 AM
Not the one on you bike the road sign.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on June 29, 2013, 03:16:26 AM
Dono. Locked em up and snapped a pic. EJ has mulch!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 29, 2013, 04:58:09 AM
How much mulch does he have?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on June 29, 2013, 05:30:53 AM
... as much mulch as a mulch guy mulches if a mulch guy could mulch mulch ???  :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on June 29, 2013, 05:31:51 AM
Yeah, I do mulch, sewing, and laundry too.
My prices are reasonable too.  :thumb:

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 29, 2013, 06:01:26 AM
Discovered head lice on the young fella today. So now at the laundromat hot washing everything
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on June 29, 2013, 08:18:25 AM
Discovered head lice on the young fella today. So now at the laundromat hot washing everything

Can rub a light amount of clove oil into his scalp too mate .... Critters don't like it so much ... Plus kid will smell a bit like baked apples  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 29, 2013, 08:32:57 AM
Oooooo I like baked apple
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on June 29, 2013, 09:38:12 AM
Ah...off to the coast for some warmth today. First long trip by bike...580 km from Johannesburg to durban. Ok...not exactly a westrider trip to Alaska, but a pretty good ride none-the-less. Chain retensioned and lubed, new engine oil, a full tank of gas and we're off.
And to make petegs jealous...not a cloud in sight. :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 29, 2013, 09:46:57 AM
Watching the Sweeney
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on June 29, 2013, 10:24:12 AM
Watching POC Curse of the Black Pearl....

... Eating Coles brand Mango & Lime ice cream .... Eminently satisfactory!!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 29, 2013, 10:52:54 AM
Damn I want I've cream
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on June 29, 2013, 12:17:56 PM
Got choc/choc chip too!! ... 2 litres .. Or is it 2.5? .. Those new taller than wider bucket thingies ... $5 a pop on special .... Very good creamy-ness level too ... Not too icy! ...

Admittedly not as rich as homer Hudson or Ben & jerry's. ... But very good for the price!! ... :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 29, 2013, 12:44:49 PM
I hate you now
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on June 29, 2013, 01:03:16 PM
.... No point mentioning that I also added a mix of peanut m&m's and plain m&m's in with the mango lime ice cream then .....  :icon_twisted: :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 29, 2013, 01:04:41 PM
Jesus will punish you for your hate crime
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on June 29, 2013, 01:30:43 PM
Ah...off to the coast for some warmth today. First long trip by bike...580 km from Johannesburg to durban. Ok...not exactly a westrider trip to Alaska, but a pretty good ride none-the-less. Chain retensioned and lubed, new engine oil, a full tank of gas and we're off.
And to make petegs jealous...not a cloud in sight.

Take a few pics and report back here at the end of your journey.

There are those,of us here that don't tour... Ever.  :icon_neutral:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 29, 2013, 02:30:59 PM
I tour my local drive throughs regularly
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on June 29, 2013, 11:27:02 PM
No ride again yesterday... got to the meeting point, coming down in buckets, noone else turned up and too slippery to have any real fun... wonder if I'll be able to get out next weekend? Four day weekend this weekend, not one chance for a sunny ride... typical!  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on June 30, 2013, 12:59:18 AM
Vindicate is at it again
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=64814.msg773494#msg773494
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 30, 2013, 01:16:07 AM
It's 1115 am and I've been in bed for 11 hours.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on June 30, 2013, 02:07:50 AM
Vindicate is at it again
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=64814.msg773494#msg773494

Read it ....  :icon_rolleyes: ... If it really is 'old mate' then I don't get the concept overall .... Is it a OCD thing where all posts must be technical and dry info and as brief as possible... To suit the preference of 1 user? ... All the 'fluff' posts should be removed and we should all just communicate in as few syllables as possible? ... Apart from flames/fights which I have previously participated in and since sworn to do my best to avoid ... Part of the reason this site IS so successful , is that we all exchange ideas, info, jokes, thoughts and friendly jibes with each other ...  :thumb: ... We are a community of what I like to think of as mates/buddies from all over the world ...

There ARE forums around that frown on anything but super-geek dry data and factual info .... Which I read sometimes to have a laugh at the users trying to out-data each other without getting too nasty..

Apparently the whole world has to be like that!  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on June 30, 2013, 02:42:31 AM
Vindicate is at it again
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=64814.msg773494#msg773494

Read it ....  :icon_rolleyes: ... If it really is 'old mate' then I don't get the concept overall .... Is it a OCD thing where all posts must be technical and dry info and as brief as possible... To suit the preference of 1 user? ... All the 'fluff' posts should be removed and we should all just communicate in as few syllables as possible? ... Apart from flames/fights which I have previously participated in and since sworn to do my best to avoid ... Part of the reason this site IS so successful , is that we all exchange ideas, info, jokes, thoughts and friendly jibes with each other ...  :thumb: ... We are a community of what I like to think of as mates/buddies from all over the world ...

There ARE forums around that frown on anything but super-geek dry data and factual info .... Which I read sometimes to have a laugh at the users trying to out-data each other without getting too nasty..

Apparently the whole world has to be like that!  :dunno_black:
lol couldnt have stated that better myself. :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 30, 2013, 03:01:34 AM
Yep leave this sleeping dog forum lie.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on June 30, 2013, 07:47:11 PM
I'm cancelling today due to lack of interest and sun...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on June 30, 2013, 09:13:24 PM
Back in jozi...1000k's + some change on my yellow lightning and some valuable lessons learnt:

1) stock saddle is NOT designed for long runs (my butt is still numb).

2) saffer trucks apparently don't have indicators.

3) do not leave your wife in charge of your toiletries bag or it WILL get left in durban...along with your camera and credit card.

4) brasso is the most amazing tar remover i've ever encountered in my life. My rims look like they're brand-new!

Will post some pics for all to see when my old man posts my camera back to me.

Yellow lightning is almost a nonagenarian! And still kicking like a mule and waking up the neighbours. :woohoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on June 30, 2013, 10:44:46 PM
Good ole brasso? Really? Your kidding? Wow. Now this ill have to check out.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 01, 2013, 01:52:27 AM

Will post some pics for all to see when my old man posts my camera back to me.


You must post pics!  :police:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 01, 2013, 02:13:42 AM
What the guy above said
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 01, 2013, 06:18:34 AM
Sweet sweet rain....
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 01, 2013, 07:16:05 AM
Need more of this weather

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 02, 2013, 11:06:39 AM
After a busy and hectic day in office.... Nice to be chillin on the lounge ... Hot cuppa tea  :thumb: ... Honeycomb timtams  :thumb: ... COPS tv show  :thumb: ...... Bad boyz bad boyz wotcha gunna do!! O0
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: cbrfxr67 on July 02, 2013, 02:29:08 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_menmvq82wV1qimi3zo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on July 02, 2013, 04:52:51 PM
Arai or shoei?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 02, 2013, 07:52:54 PM
Looks like a rjays!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 02, 2013, 08:03:48 PM
Got to work and home dry for a change yesterday... pity the ride home was in full dark at 7pm... gotta love an 11.5 hour day...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 02, 2013, 08:09:24 PM
Not really Pete hey.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 02, 2013, 11:51:02 PM
Riding the bus.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 03, 2013, 02:48:48 AM
Putting the polish onto a special vlog
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: BockinBboy on July 03, 2013, 05:51:45 AM
Riding the bus.

Still too sore to ride the bike? Lol
Joking really... But I wouldn't blame you either! My right hand is still twitching and cramping when I rest it, and I used a cramp buster too... Wasn't bad at all while riding all weekend, it was the aftermath lol

- Bboy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 03, 2013, 07:56:41 AM
Needing to re shoot my hundred subs vlog as the one in working on sounds too ghey
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 03, 2013, 10:29:07 AM
I get a new neightbor. Haven't met her yet, but did meet her brother "Casper"....???
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 03, 2013, 10:47:05 AM
... Is he a pale dude with a round bald head? ... Likes to stay up nights? ...

Bahahahhahahaha
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 03, 2013, 10:56:55 AM
Sounds familiar janx?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 03, 2013, 11:10:27 AM
... On reflection ... Yes like the one off my head!  :icon_rolleyes: ... Yeah I do resemble a big grumpy Casper ....

Just a odd name though ....

Another thought ... I wonder if the sisters name is Cassie ? .... Bears a strange resemblance to Bro Casper .... Even same Adam's apple ... But with 'curves and long hair' ...

Just make sure you check her for face stubble Mister ... I would advise against the squirrel grip check though ... People get funny about that nowadays ....

Casper ..... Still chuckling! ..  ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 03, 2013, 05:09:42 PM
Riding the bus.

Still too sore to ride the bike? Lol
Joking really... But I wouldn't blame you either! My right hand is still twitching and cramping when I rest it, and I used a cramp buster too... Wasn't bad at all while riding all weekend, it was the aftermath lol

- Bboy

Serious rain lately.  I have had my fair share of rain this weekend.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 03, 2013, 07:56:01 PM
I havnt been bothered to ride my bike to work at all this week
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 04, 2013, 12:51:11 AM
Slips, life lately has been in the way if viewing your Vlogs.

I caught up this arvo (see, I speak Australian...call Julia Gillard!). Keep up the good work!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 04, 2013, 02:12:22 AM
Yeah I havnt uploaded a proper blog for a while but I have a 100 sub video plus another special video in the works
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 04, 2013, 02:41:05 AM
eh slips ... lookit i found on the fz forum site?... maybe you heard it already ... but  :D

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 04, 2013, 02:48:08 AM
Havnt seen that one
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 04, 2013, 02:51:04 AM
theres  couple of them on the fz site ... forum i mean ... including one that seems to imply ABS ?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 04, 2013, 03:12:45 AM
Arai or Shoei?

Obviously a man that understands quality.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 04, 2013, 03:14:52 AM
Sjsiwndispndywpndhale duslso&&2&/'xupandisp&38+!7;8'uiamsyjNauudlz@&28:'choked I!/$:&8/¥@/$&3'ehsosmeh
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 04, 2013, 03:25:40 AM
you phantom posting from the pocket again slips?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 04, 2013, 03:50:13 AM
Pocket dial... Pocket post.
Hey I got it. Hot-digity-dog, I got it!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 04, 2013, 05:11:20 AM
No I couldn't be bothered posting anything significant
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 04, 2013, 06:49:02 AM
... and that makes a change from normal how?!?!?  ;) :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 04, 2013, 09:51:10 AM
Normally I form legible words
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 04, 2013, 10:24:17 AM
Oh yeah I guess.... I was thinking more semantic content ..  ;) :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 04, 2013, 12:19:02 PM
Or Adriatic content.  Maybe even electro schematic content.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 04, 2013, 12:26:39 PM
Day off. Independence Day here in America for the win.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 04, 2013, 12:28:41 PM
Helmet face shield issues again. Tell me they last more than 13,000 miles.

Looks like I'm in the market for a new helmet again.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 04, 2013, 03:54:42 PM
Day off. Independence Day here in America for the win.

Independence ?
Yeah right. Free from England and choking under the weight of our own self-serving, power hungry government.

BTW: What kind of helmet you looking at? Shorty, 3/4, full? Price range? Etc...



Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on July 04, 2013, 05:03:37 PM
Sjsiwndispndywpndhale duslso&&2&/'xupandisp&38+!7;8'uiamsyjNauudlz@&28:'choked I!/$:&8/¥@/$&3'ehsosmeh

I think you just declared your undying love for the feel of a warm sausage with mayo in sotho...slippery, I didn't know you knew an official saffer language...truly multi-talented.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 04, 2013, 07:07:27 PM
Had good luck with HJC until recently with the face shield on my CL-16. Was thinking modular since I wear glasses.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 04, 2013, 08:08:18 PM
How bout a shark one with the built in sunnies? Yes nut boy I'm very talented you should see the feats I'm capable of on a night on the town.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 04, 2013, 08:27:58 PM
He is very talented, as most proper Australians are.

Mister has mastered HTFU
Slips has mastered Vlogs
PeteGS has mastered the GS450 and keeps it running after all these years
Codajastal has mastered owning many GS's and still deliver the mail on time, and without delay.
I'll have to get back to you on Janx...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 04, 2013, 08:44:09 PM
Janx is a mast debater
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: cafeboy on July 04, 2013, 09:03:52 PM
F T W  :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 05, 2013, 12:02:11 AM
No
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 05, 2013, 12:04:59 AM
uh oh.... the rule  :police: are here!!  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 05, 2013, 02:12:51 AM
Yes me as the ruler
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 05, 2013, 03:01:03 AM
so if we hold your skull on the edge of a desktop and flick your legs up and down you make a "donk ... a ... donk .. a donk-adonkadonkadonkadonkadonkadonka noise??
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 05, 2013, 03:23:08 AM
No that's what happens to my minions like you
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 05, 2013, 04:26:13 AM
Had good luck with HJC until recently with the face shield on my CL-16.
Was thinking modular since I wear glasses.

I have an Aria Profile that's my daily wear and a Shoei Multitech that usually sits on the shelf.
Got an HJC for my daughter that I consider very well built for a budget helmet.
Son uses a $49.00 Bell Shorty, sheesh!

Lots of modulars to choose from in today's market. I like the ones with the built-in sun glasses device.
Cool stuff!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 05, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
No that's what happens to my minions like you

errr.... minions huh ... you might want to ease on on the gas pedal there turbo!!  ;)

... some of 'us minions' might seem harmless .. but like a Wookie will pull your arms clean out their sockets and knot them behind your head if 'stirred up'  ;) :flipoff:

just sayin!!  :D :D :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on July 05, 2013, 06:10:51 AM
Well...i'm furry...but only5"7'....think i'd be more like an ewok.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 05, 2013, 06:28:54 AM
Had good luck with HJC until recently with the face shield on my CL-16.
Was thinking modular since I wear glasses.

I have an Aria Profile that's my daily wear and a Shoei Multitech that usually sits on the shelf.
Got an HJC for my daughter that I consider very well built for a budget helmet.
Son uses a $49.00 Bell Shorty, sheesh!

Lots of modulars to choose from in today's market. I like the ones with the built-in sun glasses device.
Cool stuff!

i'm going for one of these most likely ... got a n102 now ... and apart from a bit of wind noise near the ears i love it!

http://www.nolanhelmets.com/nolan-n104-helmets.htm
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 05, 2013, 06:54:49 AM
But you are harmless
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 05, 2013, 07:20:04 AM
yeah .... the rabbit was harmless too!!  ;)  :icon_twisted:

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 05, 2013, 07:39:41 AM
Yeah but I'm The holy hand granade
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 05, 2013, 07:43:07 AM
you're wet behind the ears is what you are!!  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 05, 2013, 10:20:41 AM
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-----` --(@)======+====(@)--


(http://trollable.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Please-sir.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 05, 2013, 10:43:55 AM
Fun police
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 05, 2013, 02:12:00 PM
Dream police.

Fixed the helmet for now. But I'll need a new one soon I imagine.

Need to put a pcv and catch can on breather hose. Have a lunchbox, and oil vapors are fvcking everywhere!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 05, 2013, 02:28:43 PM
uh oh.... the rule  :police: are here!!  :flipoff:
Funny hadnt seen bîtching betty in a while. mister is kinda scarece lol
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 05, 2013, 08:18:21 PM
6 hours of double time Saturday work.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 05, 2013, 08:51:14 PM
Nothing to post... sunny Saturday predicted but I'm on call so no way can I go riding...  :mad:

Jester.... PCV valves are probably overkill on the twins, but Pegasus Racing sells a nice little aluminium catch can for about $20... got one on mine and it's nice  :thumb:

Solved my spray everywhere situation nicely... well... my 450's spray everywhere situation anyway  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 05, 2013, 09:19:41 PM
Quick somebody rejet
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 05, 2013, 11:18:06 PM
Well, for now I got a PCV (1 way OUT...didn't want anything to get IN) and 2 foot of hose extension to route away from everything. Before I had a shop towel, which was covered in soot and oil.

Will get a catch can in a few weeks. These attorney fees are killing me.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 05, 2013, 11:20:05 PM
Slips, I may need to rejet. I'm still a tad lean at 20/65/142.5. I need to go +1 on the main I think. I'll need 22.5 pilot if I continue to ride in -10* C weather!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 06, 2013, 01:13:09 AM
I don't think the Aussies bikes are shipped stupid-lean from the factory as ours are.
They don't have Al Gore.  :technical:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 06, 2013, 01:48:33 AM
Nope we had a ranga but she got taken care of
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 06, 2013, 03:00:55 AM
(http://www.nolanhelmets.com/images/helmets/nolan_n104_wine_cherry.jpg)

Just thinking out loud here... and helping Janx spend his $$$.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 06, 2013, 03:30:32 AM
yeah i like the wine cherry (whatever they call it) ... but im also liking the yellow with the graphite decals.... i dunno ...

spose it depends on what colour i might think about getting when i can get a  Yamaha FZ09/MT09 (as a 2nd bike) ... (well as a 4th bike really seeing as i have a project CR250 sitting in the dust and the missus 70's vintage Vespa to retrieve from her mums farm sometime  :icon_rolleyes: ) to go with the new lid eh! .. havent been able to determine what colours they gonna come out in....

so many decisions.. so few dollars right now!!!  ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 06, 2013, 03:37:47 AM

so many decisions.. so few dollars right now!!!  ;)


Yeah but it's good to see ya' keeping busy.
And... Been doing some reading on that new FZ09 triple. Nice!

(http://www.asphaltandrubber.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/2014-Yamaha-FZ9-04-635x475.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 06, 2013, 03:41:28 AM
awwww EJ !!! ... now i gots to go clean up again!!  :icon_rolleyes: ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 06, 2013, 04:53:47 AM
Unless its BMW or mv Augusta or triumph your wasting your time janx
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 06, 2013, 12:02:44 PM
EJ, Australia does not have Al Gore, Obama, or Donald Trump.

What they go have are drop bears, killer kangaroos, Tasmanian Devils, and worst of all Julia Gillard. I hear she's out in September.

It's raining again. I feel like Australia in the rainy season...from what I hear.
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Post by: jestercinti on July 06, 2013, 12:06:09 PM
Ok, wait a minute.

Kevin Rudd is now the leader?  Did I miss something?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 06, 2013, 12:07:37 PM
Yes he challenged the leadership and got his old job back
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Post by: jestercinti on July 06, 2013, 12:19:57 PM
Was there rejoicing in the streets?

On the contrary, Julia did relate quite well to the end of the world last December. I saw her address the nation.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 06, 2013, 12:24:15 PM
There was a ticker tape parades in the streets
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 06, 2013, 02:46:05 PM
They got tired of searching for the invisible dropbears. so they6 picked a random politician Eh?
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Post by: nutmunk on July 06, 2013, 09:15:01 PM
Could be worse...you could have a president that didn't even finish high school, spends 47 million out of tax coffers on his house, thinks a shower will stop aids, just married like his 8th wife, who was nearly convicted on corruption charges just before he was elected and looks like a ninja turtle. He does...he really does.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 06, 2013, 09:55:15 PM
Which one is that? And I'd you say Obama wash your mouth out his cool. He makes the best parodys
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Post by: mister on July 06, 2013, 11:05:54 PM
Could be worse, could have Mugabe  :o
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 06, 2013, 11:45:27 PM
Is he still Alive?
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Post by: Electrojake on July 07, 2013, 03:05:07 AM
Good evening mister.  :cheers:
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Post by: mister on July 07, 2013, 03:43:13 AM
Good evening/afternoon/morning whatever the case may be now  :icon_mrgreen:

John Carter was entertaining. Wondering if it could have been given another name and what that name might have been. Any offerings?
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 07, 2013, 09:14:56 AM
What was it about?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 07, 2013, 09:24:36 AM
Unless its BMW or mv Augusta or triumph your wasting your time janx

Hush in the 'peanut gallery' please ... The grown ups are talking!  :flipoff:
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Post by: Janx101 on July 07, 2013, 09:31:20 AM
Good evening/afternoon/morning whatever the case may be now  :icon_mrgreen:

John Carter was entertaining. Wondering if it could have been given another name and what that name might have been. Any offerings?

Just checking ... Do you know the name is from an old sci-fi novel series by Edgar Rice Burroughs? ... Ummm written early to mid last century I think? ... They could have called it Barsoom I guess but that may have copyright issues? ... Plus it seems so 'nouveau cool' lately to make some movies with only a partial reference to the origins.... John Carter WAS a well known 'name' years ago ...

I nearly forgot it was out and about .. The movie I mean ... Must make an effort to see it!  :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 07, 2013, 10:21:02 AM
The peanut gallery has the floor
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Post by: Janx101 on July 07, 2013, 10:57:08 AM
Like at Lone Star steakhouse?? ... Peanut shells all over the floor .... Ahh those were the days! , grinding the empty useless husks under my iron shod heel ... As i quaffed Tequila from a pint glass ..

.... Yes indeed ... Now seeing as you 'the peanut' ... And by the looks of it the husk also! ... Are on the floor .... All I need is some firewater and some solid footwear! ....


These Ugg slippers I'm wearing right now just won't do! ... Well ... Apart from the paint eating smell!  :icon_twisted:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 07, 2013, 08:08:15 PM
I remember lone star. I also remember when they got rid of the peanuts. Too much of a health risk. And the half hourly line dancing.
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Post by: Loki76 on July 08, 2013, 12:39:36 AM
I'm winning :thumb: :woohoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 08, 2013, 12:46:36 AM
Not for long
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Post by: Electrojake on July 08, 2013, 03:23:39 AM
Oil on the floor of the garage this morning.
Right front caliper looked wet. Oh no! Is that brake fluid? Nope. Front shock seal is leaking. Aw horsecrap! (http://www.websleuths.com/forums/images/smilies/emotbanghead.gif)

I know... it's an easy rebuild but damn-it, I just want to ride.  :icon_sad:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 08, 2013, 05:32:11 AM
Better a leaking fork seal than paint stripping brake fluid
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Post by: Janx101 on July 08, 2013, 10:55:48 AM
Oh no ....  :cry: ... The dreaded "Aussie Monday Night International Post Sag Because America Is Still In Sunday!" .... Or A.M.N.I.P.S.B.A.I.S.I.S.

Heeeeeeey .. That nearly makes sense!  ;) :D
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Post by: peteGS on July 08, 2013, 11:12:35 AM
Monday night... of call... but work to do at 10pm...

On the plus side, I'm supposed to be riding Saturday and they reckon there's only a 40% chance of rain... hahaaahahaahahahahahahaha

My rain suit will be strapped to the bike and I've warned everyone of my rain curse...
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 08, 2013, 11:13:23 AM
You don't have much luck with sunny ride days do you Pete?
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Post by: BockinBboy on July 08, 2013, 12:20:14 PM
Slow Monday, after a very nice, long weekend...

- Bboy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 08, 2013, 12:30:36 PM
Yes it is
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: cbrfxr67 on July 08, 2013, 02:43:50 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d52bb51b8717f6cc9bdf7bcdc5004588/tumblr_mlgnvvjR7e1s8o1r4o1_500.gif)
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 08, 2013, 03:03:11 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  :icon_confused: :icon_lol:
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Post by: BockinBboy on July 08, 2013, 03:17:39 PM
Walking Dead FTW!!

- Bboy
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Post by: jdoorn14 on July 08, 2013, 03:25:58 PM
Walking Dead FTW!!

Game of Thrones is better IMHO.
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 08, 2013, 04:00:25 PM
Walking Dead FTW!!

Game of Thrones is better IMHO.
Never heard of it tbh  :icon_lol:
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Post by: nutmunk on July 08, 2013, 04:54:21 PM
Walking Dead FTW!!

Game of Thrones is better IMHO.
Never heard of it tbh  :icon_lol:

Best series on fox. fyi.    :D
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Post by: BockinBboy on July 08, 2013, 06:48:34 PM
Which one?...
I thought Walking Dead was only AMC, and Game of Thrones was only HBO?

- Bboy
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Post by: jestercinti on July 08, 2013, 07:02:29 PM
Walking dead is all that and a tube of Pringles.

My cousin works for the CDC.  I asked her if the Zombie Apocalypse could really happen.  She said that it could  :icon_eek:  :o
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Post by: Electrojake on July 08, 2013, 08:45:33 PM
Good afternoon jester.
Looks like it's just you and me because the Aussies are all caught in some kind of a Monday evening time warp.
Go figure.  :dunno_black:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 08, 2013, 10:05:24 PM
Figure this im over pc I want a MacBook Pro
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 09, 2013, 12:39:58 AM
Mac is the shizz. $$$ though. MacBook Air is awesome. Light, powerful, sleek hardware.

You are a video editor. The movie Napoleon Dynamite was edited all on a $6,000 Macintosh pro.

I have an iPhone 5, and cannot imagine a better hardware in a phone. Have a dell latitude for work. Rubbish.
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 09, 2013, 02:44:39 AM
Just need someone with Final Cut Pro to let me play with it for a few hours
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 09, 2013, 07:48:18 AM
Just need someone with Final Cut Pro to let me play with it for a few hours

is that some kind of Jewish ceremony reference?  :icon_eek: ;) :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 09, 2013, 07:58:51 AM
Yes yes it is yes
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 09, 2013, 10:42:41 AM
I have a friend who does not work in the weather bureau. He reckons they will get a forecast right one day.

Dead bodies coming back to life walking around eating people? I. Don't. Think. So. The logistics of reanimated the flesh make it impossible. Good for movies though.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 09, 2013, 11:46:05 AM
I have a skynet clause in my relationship agreement with my girl as well as a zombie clause.
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Post by: BockinBboy on July 09, 2013, 08:02:31 PM
Anyone hear about that crazy stuff in Brazil the other day? I'm really not sure how to describe it... here is the brief fox news report on it...

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/07/07/brazil-soccer-referee-killed-during-match-his-head-displayed-on-stake-midfield/

- Bboy
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 09, 2013, 08:43:21 PM
Crazy
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Post by: codajastal on July 09, 2013, 11:58:58 PM
Anyone hear about that crazy stuff in Brazil the other day? I'm really not sure how to describe it... here is the brief fox news report on it...

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/07/07/brazil-soccer-referee-killed-during-match-his-head-displayed-on-stake-midfield/

- Bboy
FARK ME :cookoo: :cookoo: :cookoo:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 10, 2013, 12:07:01 AM
2 days 4 1/2 hours
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Post by: Janx101 on July 10, 2013, 01:39:45 AM
 :icon_eek: .. hmmm... watching a south american soccer game live.... i might just remove that from the bucket list i think!!  :icon_eek:

... thats taking fanaticism for sport just a few steps too far perhaps!?  :dunno_white:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 10, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
I love the commentary it always sounds so exciting
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Post by: Janx101 on July 10, 2013, 03:47:17 AM
 :technical: :technical: :technical: :technical: :technical:

is it just my internet today?... or is the site having repeated indigestion and brain farts!!

 :technical: :technical: :technical: :technical: :technical:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 10, 2013, 03:59:25 AM
The site is having problems I think
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Post by: Janx101 on July 10, 2013, 07:33:13 AM
The site is having problems I think

yeah it is ... but can you prove you think?  :icon_rolleyes:

... John!! .. this lagging of the board is unsatisfactory!!! .. be a good chap and put some more banana grease around the bearings will you?! .. its somewhat tedious for one of my limited attention span!  ;) :D

there.. i've had my little vent!! .. and he probably wont look in here and do anything alarming to me!!   :D :icon_lol:
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Post by: codajastal on July 10, 2013, 09:09:57 AM
The site is having problems I think

yeah it is ... but can you prove you think?  :icon_rolleyes:

... John!! .. this lagging of the board is unsatisfactory!!! .. be a good chap and put some more banana grease around the bearings will you?! .. its somewhat tedious for one of my limited attention span!  ;) :D

there.. i've had my little vent!! .. and he probably wont look in here and do anything alarming to me!!   :D :icon_lol:
Fixed it for you :thumb:
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Post by: Janx101 on July 10, 2013, 11:19:46 AM
 :icon_rolleyes: .. Err thanks buddy!? ... You're a champ?!  :icon_rolleyes: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 10, 2013, 01:15:36 PM
Lol
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 10, 2013, 01:17:36 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on July 10, 2013, 08:11:43 PM
Shows you how slow internet is here...I didn't even notice .  :icon_mrgreen: we get all our zombie gore on fox in sa.  :woohoo:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 10, 2013, 08:15:20 PM
I hate my computer, that is all
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Post by: Electrojake on July 11, 2013, 01:37:21 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OgSuLD-6yy8/TgJbO_5HKPI/AAAAAAAAIHo/xXqvMVkoaVI/s320/dentist_patient_nightmare-thumb.jpg)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 11, 2013, 02:54:12 AM
My dream to be that dentist
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Post by: peteGS on July 11, 2013, 12:00:50 PM
Hey forum seems to be working tonight... gave up last night...

Ordered a R1 throttle tube yesterday, supposed to be a direct replacement for the stock 450 one and give me much less throttle travel to WOT... nice!

Out riding on Saturday with the Kat boys too... even nicer!
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 11, 2013, 12:06:51 PM
They rekkon Sunday is the money day for sun.

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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 11, 2013, 07:06:27 PM
Needs blinkerfluid in its waterpump
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 11, 2013, 07:16:25 PM
Nah...it's the manifold bumper flap Eisenhower purge solenoid.   :nono:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 11, 2013, 08:56:54 PM
Nah...it's the manifold bumper flap Eisenhower purge solenoid.   :nono:
Thought that was only for the exhaust fluid pump? ill be damned  :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 11, 2013, 10:14:22 PM
Who what huh?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on July 11, 2013, 10:29:20 PM
What slippery...you mean you don't know about the reverse centrivical brake valve bumper filter? You gotsta get one of those. Look for one with an adjustable rear cooling valve overflow...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 11, 2013, 10:55:44 PM
Even a moron knows it's the frata-stat valve.  :cookoo:

(http://www.bestbuyheatingandairconditioning.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Expansion%20Valve%20SV%20Series.bmp)
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 11, 2013, 10:58:44 PM
I'm not a moron I'm slipperymoose
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Post by: Electrojake on July 11, 2013, 11:52:43 PM
The defibulator was cross-wired to the RS-232 handshake line.
But I fixed it cause (like most railroad workers) I'm a Damn Genius!  :woohoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 12, 2013, 05:48:11 AM
I dunno I rekkon a rejet is needed there ej
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Post by: codajastal on July 12, 2013, 05:57:01 AM
So,,,,,,,cannot access forum on my laptop again.. Keeps telling me the site has moved WTF?


Sent from my iPad using a big stick
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 12, 2013, 05:57:36 AM
And now it works??????????


Sent from my iPad using a big stick
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 12, 2013, 06:01:08 AM
It's been sporadic
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 12, 2013, 08:18:25 AM
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MP's ran off, the soldier
crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough
Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ....'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either !!

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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 12, 2013, 09:09:35 AM
I want to go to Iraq and kill every man woman and child. Name that movie.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 12, 2013, 12:18:47 PM
Hey site's working... finally! Been a bit painful...

I don't want to go to Iraq either... and don't want to hide under that nun's skirt  :icon_eek:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 12, 2013, 12:39:05 PM
chicken and bull.

In other serious internetweb related whatnot and such.

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Post by: jestercinti on July 12, 2013, 10:16:43 PM
Eurithmics playing on the radio for the mother trucking son of a beach ball winner winner chicken dinner.
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Post by: Electrojake on July 12, 2013, 11:18:58 PM
Raining in Central Jersey  :icon_neutral:
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Post by: jestercinti on July 13, 2013, 12:12:16 AM
Sunny, warm, nice 83*F in SW Ohio.  Neener Neener Neener....
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 13, 2013, 12:51:07 AM
It's so nice and sunny here brilliant winters day
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Post by: jestercinti on July 13, 2013, 01:22:41 AM
Winter?  Oh yeah...Southern hemisphere.

What's new in Australia?  I feel like I've been disconnected for a while in the land down under.  Slips, Janx, Cods, Mister, Pete, Pave, et. Al....What's going on down there?

Are the drop bears still dropping?
Is Kevin Rudd still practicing Socialism?
Is Paul Hogan still acting?
Is Fosters really pi$$ beer?
Can every animal really kill me there?
Cods, is the mail still being delivered on time?
Slips, is the narrow gauge still narrow?
Mister, are you still HTFU?
Pave, where you been?  Didn't you move to the other side of the continent?  Perth maybe?
Janx...Where are the Memes?

Ok...I'm done.  Let's kick things up a notch.  Jester's back...and he's fired up!

(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/305/1/3/EVIL_JESTER_by_Saschaette.jpg)
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Post by: Electrojake on July 13, 2013, 03:55:54 AM
Jeez jester... It's kinda' tough to follow-up a post like that.  :confused:

Nice work though. It shows your paying close attention to LPW details.

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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 13, 2013, 05:46:23 AM
Your new profile picture jester?
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Post by: mister on July 13, 2013, 10:56:18 AM
Paul Hogan is a dork... Oh hang on, that might be Lleyton Hewitt I'm thinking off. Yeah, he's a dork.

Noone drinks Fosters down here. Oddly, Queenslanders drink a beer called XXXX which is marginally better than piss - on some days only. While the rest of Australia with taste buds drink other things. And the yups drink Crownies or Jager Bombs and brag how many they drank - as if drinking until you puke is some skill, forgetting any dickwad can do that.

Had to tell a mate top HTFU the other day when he didn't want to concrete his footpath in the weasel piss. He hardened up and got her done alright.

Even the feral mice can kill you down here. Like the scared weird little guys sang, come to Australia you might accidentally get killed.

Ok, enough for now, got to go to the dunny...
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Post by: peteGS on July 13, 2013, 11:08:56 AM
XXXX???!!! Mate I hate that shaZam!... even more than I hate VB!

Broke my rain curse today, perfect sunny ride with the Kat boys and finally got to properly christen the Sport Demons after over 1000km's... every other ride (aside from the commute) since putting them on has been wet  >:(

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/Ride%20Photos/20130713%20-%20Power%20Circle/20130713-01.jpg) (http://s594.photobucket.com/user/starpoint73/media/Ride%20Photos/20130713%20-%20Power%20Circle/20130713-01.jpg.html)

(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/starpoint73/Ride%20Photos/20130713%20-%20Power%20Circle/20130713-02.jpg) (http://s594.photobucket.com/user/starpoint73/media/Ride%20Photos/20130713%20-%20Power%20Circle/20130713-02.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 13, 2013, 11:15:24 AM
You allowed a POS Triumph to ride with you guys. OMG, what were you thinking  :flipoff:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 13, 2013, 11:18:41 AM
Guahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 13, 2013, 01:40:15 PM
Think I might go riding tomorrow?


Sent from my iPad using a big stick
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 13, 2013, 02:43:51 PM
Gag
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 13, 2013, 06:03:58 PM
A random postwhoreish post

sent from work pc using internet. tapacrash is non existant
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 13, 2013, 09:01:27 PM
Sent from my private orbiting space station using a computer OS downloaded from a visiting Alien's interstellar craft when he came by for a cup of gravity-free grown Chamomile tea.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 13, 2013, 10:13:30 PM
Hey Pete looks like you picked the day to ride. The weather man was off by a day in terms of sunshine
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Post by: peteGS on July 13, 2013, 10:42:33 PM
You allowed a POS Triumph to ride with you guys. OMG, what were you thinking  :flipoff:

Haha yep, that's AussieChick's new ride  :thumb: First ride with us in a very long time...

Hey Pete looks like you picked the day to ride. The weather man was off by a day in terms of sunshine

I reckon my rain curse is banished... yeah!  :D :woohoo:

Looking a bit dodgy weather-wise this week, wonder if the Laverda show will be postponed again like last year? Would like to go but not sure yet...
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Post by: mister on July 13, 2013, 11:30:56 PM
Motorbike shows.... like taking a walk down Moss St, or Lawrence Dr
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Post by: codajastal on July 14, 2013, 12:34:54 AM
Went for a ride :) No rain, plenty of sunshine :thumb:
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Post by: slipperymongoose on July 14, 2013, 02:19:57 AM
Went shopping. Bought milk
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Post by: jestercinti on July 14, 2013, 05:14:44 AM
Epic party. Now time to sleep.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 14, 2013, 05:24:23 AM
Burning it at both ends eh jester?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 14, 2013, 05:46:07 AM
I didn't go for a ride  :cry: On the plus side, finished a little project I've been working on :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 14, 2013, 05:55:21 AM
A week of joyous time off child free thanks to my mother. Oh the sex to be had
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 14, 2013, 06:05:38 AM
GPS poem...

I have a little GPS
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My GPS is my wife

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's sixty k's an hour", it says
"You're doing sixty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice.

It fills me up with counseling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - lets me have a shed.

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the damned thing off.

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 14, 2013, 06:09:02 AM
Just a volume control needed eh Cods! ....  ;) :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 14, 2013, 06:24:15 AM
And to shaZam! her up we just push this button
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 14, 2013, 06:30:10 AM
Got a link to this in an email ... http://www.ozstock.com.au/8374/2-x-Solar-Powered-Snake-and-Rodent-Repeller

... I prefer the non solar powered version ... Works all thru the night!!


 :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 14, 2013, 07:06:53 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... Glass of Cold milk with Milo ...  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 14, 2013, 09:36:26 AM
Modern take on old classic
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 14, 2013, 09:36:53 AM
Just thought I would throw this up for your viewing pleasure.
I took a little ride over Springbrook today and recorded it with the GoPro on the front fork brace.
No music or any of that shite, just sounds of the bike etc :thumb:
Hope you enjoy it and feel free to subscribe to my channel and watch my other crappy videos.

http://www.youtube.com/user/MrCodajastal



Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 14, 2013, 09:41:06 AM
Think ill have milo to janx
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 14, 2013, 11:49:37 AM
Got a new non stick frypan today ... And thought I better get some of those silicon ended tongs so as to not scratch it up ... The old tongs were some sort of hi temp nylon and looking manky ...

The new tongs.... Slightly a let down .... Oh they look the part! .... Solid handles and good hinge ...

But the silicon ends ... Too thick and too soft ...

Was cooking some sausages for dinner (lamb with mint and rosemary) ... The new tongs were clumsy and awkward .... Much like trying to have a wank while wearing welding gloves  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 14, 2013, 01:06:21 PM
Done that have you Janx?


Sent from my iPad using a big stick
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 14, 2013, 02:06:16 PM
Well slips, up at 6...to bed at 1
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 14, 2013, 02:06:33 PM
Sometimes the stranger just doesn't cut it ya need to mix it up
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 14, 2013, 03:31:06 PM
Watching Fat Albert. Classic.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 14, 2013, 07:33:00 PM
Watching Fat Albert. Classic.

First the motorcycle, then the partying, and now cartoons?
Jester... You've turned into a wild-man!
Please, Slow down a bit or this may be your future!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RwlN7tIfyy0/TznW4oUQkII/AAAAAAAAAAY/rZ0kigKck64/s320/WGW2.jpg)

A public service message from a concerned boring person.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 14, 2013, 09:28:16 PM
Done that have you Janx?


Sent from my iPad using a big stick

Nah ... Slips tole me ... Said it was one of the most frustrating 30 seconds of his life   :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on July 14, 2013, 10:12:31 PM
Holy cap...you log off for one weekend and miss like four pages of posts...I feel like a stranger again...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 15, 2013, 12:41:04 AM
EJ, you can live vicariously through me.

Just keep inundated that you have one hell if a lawn tractor. And for that, I am envious.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 15, 2013, 12:56:36 AM
*keep in mind. Auto correct at its finest.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 15, 2013, 01:57:59 AM
Cool...
I'm popular because I have a turbo-charger 1974 tractor/snow plow. I'm coming to Ohio for sure.
We drink a few beers... then I go home. No problem.  :thumb:

And Ohio... a hell of a lot easier to get to than The Gold Coast!

(http://www.gold-coast.net/images/banner.jpg)

And I always liked living in Ohio cause it fit my budget.
Just sayin' I'm good with it.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 15, 2013, 02:23:06 AM
Test rode the mv Augusta brutale 800
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 15, 2013, 02:56:37 AM
Test rode the mv Augusta brutale 800

 :cookoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 15, 2013, 05:31:58 AM
What's the matter ej?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 15, 2013, 05:38:08 AM
Test rode the mv Augusta brutale 800


..... and?!?!?!?!... you're kidding right?! ... just  casual "oh yeah right i just happened to go for like a quick spin on a hot streetfighter style bike .. but screw you guys!! .. no photos forthcoming so nyah!!!" ....

 :flipoff:

pics, vids..... sigh .. even ..... if you must! .. your opinions!!? .. on the machine? ...

i dont want one of those.... they look too $$$ to fix ... but some info would be handy ..

no give it up you tightass info nazi!!  :D :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 15, 2013, 06:46:57 AM
What kind of half ass Motovlogger would I be if I didn't do some kind of a video in the ride.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 15, 2013, 09:07:38 AM
I really don't know!! ... What sort of half ass Motovlogger are you?  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 15, 2013, 11:52:21 AM
Had a brief ride on a Katana 1100 with something like 1366cc's due to Hayabusa pistons on Saturday... oh the torque!

I did insult it though... owner said to take it over 6K RPM as that's when it really wakes up... but I surfed the torque instead which was an insult... I believe I will have another opportunity at a later date to sample what awaits above 6K RPM...
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 15, 2013, 12:41:28 PM
A half arsed Motovlogger
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 15, 2013, 07:55:18 PM
Sat on a land mine?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 15, 2013, 09:21:17 PM
I am The land mine
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 15, 2013, 09:22:19 PM

Had a brief ride on a Katana 1100 with something like 1366cc's due to Hayabusa pistons on Saturday... oh the torque!


I been riding pre-owned, low power, Japanese thumpers and twins my whole fukin life and I'm proud of it.  :2guns:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 15, 2013, 09:31:46 PM
Here ya' go boys... Can ya' find my new "project bike" hidden in this photo? (http://www.websleuths.com/forums/images/smilies/ffj/floorlaugh.gif) Welcome to Jersey  :2guns:

(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/23/30540437_e32775e720_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 15, 2013, 10:34:59 PM
Mad max?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 16, 2013, 12:43:05 AM
anyone handy to their bike? .. i need the mm internal of the batterybox .. side to side  :icon_neutral:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 16, 2013, 12:49:25 AM
Yeah nope
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 16, 2013, 01:21:13 AM
What he said. (http://www.websleuths.com/forums/images/smilies/sittingonthefence.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 16, 2013, 01:28:33 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YMB3WDbre90/URt0IUx28HI/AAAAAAAABwM/fMkF4uEHLGc/s320/ImpliedFacepalm.jpg)


i should know better than to ask in here!!  :flipoff:

.. so i did a thread asking everyone!!  :icon_razz:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 16, 2013, 01:28:45 AM
anyone handy to their bike? .. i need the mm internal of the batterybox .. side to side  :icon_neutral:
142mm x 96mm :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 16, 2013, 01:29:54 AM
anyone handy to their bike? .. i need the mm internal of the batterybox .. side to side  :icon_neutral:
142mm x 96mm :thumb:

now you see!!! .. thats proper!!... thanks brother Cods!!

.. unfortunately it also means that the Deka batteries... at 150mm wont fit...  :technical:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 16, 2013, 01:32:23 AM
wait... !!! hold the phone!! .. there is one that might!!  :icon_twisted: ... checking checking!!! .. (scuttle off to measure old battery height)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 16, 2013, 01:32:57 AM
anyone handy to their bike? .. i need the mm internal of the batterybox .. side to side  :icon_neutral:
142mm x 96mm :thumb:

now you see!!! .. thats proper!!... thanks brother Cods!!

.. unfortunately it also means that the Deka batteries... at 150mm wont fit...  :technical:
Shoulda just asked me first. I have a battery box not in a bike so was easy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 16, 2013, 01:44:53 AM
Rendering
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 16, 2013, 01:53:54 AM
anyone handy to their bike? .. i need the mm internal of the batterybox .. side to side  :icon_neutral:
142mm x 96mm :thumb:

now you see!!! .. thats proper!!... thanks brother Cods!!

.. unfortunately it also means that the Deka batteries... at 150mm wont fit...  :technical:
Shoulda just asked me first. I have a battery box not in a bike so was easy

yeah true .. but like i know you have a spare battery box out of a bike?? .. cheers though

... the Deka ETX15L ... fits sideways .. but the height is 166mm ... even with removing the foam pad thingy attached to underside of seat .. i dunno... hmmmm

http://www.probatteries.com.au/deka-batteries.html    .... halfway down page

... this is getting annoying! .. farken batteries!!...

i got cash for one now.... i can order online for slightly cheaper... but i have to wait  :mad: .. dont wanna wait!!!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 16, 2013, 02:05:16 AM
If I didn't have a spare I would have just measured the one on the bike for you

Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 16, 2013, 03:02:42 AM
Finally I'm able to process and upload vlogs quickly after filming them
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 16, 2013, 03:59:56 AM
went past 3 different bike shops during lunch ... some had motobatt .. but none had the mb10u ... so i had a moment at the last shop and asked if they had any other AGM batteries .. got one of these http://www.sydneymotorcyclecentre.com.au/batteries/68-vb10l-a2-ssb-powersport-battery.html ... $87.50 online .. i got it local for $89.95 .... still an AGM ... i'll report on it later after some time elapsed
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 16, 2013, 04:01:48 AM
Elapsing
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 16, 2013, 04:22:23 AM
noticed a review online .. says 100+ more light than the crystal vision 4300k ...  :dunno_black: ... maybe in the beam spread?... i'll have to have a look tonight on the coffee run with the boys .. its been a week or 2 since i had the 100+ in front of me at night... but im fairly familiar with several 'checkpoints' i use for comparing lightpower on the lead in roads to the meeting point...

in the shop display the 4300k definately looked 'whiter' ... and ive had the 100+ ... and 80+ before so why not! .. plus i like good definition slightly more than i like light penetration for the usual speeds i ride at night... unless its a drastic drop in viewable area i reckon i'll be happy!

until someone figures out how to do a terawatt road legal unit anyway  ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 16, 2013, 04:30:53 AM
Huh wha?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 16, 2013, 05:29:45 AM
its ok slips... you settle back down under your blanky and nap some more...

.. the growed-ups are talking again!!  ;) :flipoff: :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 16, 2013, 05:37:59 AM
Don't make me come down there and show you what us qlders are capable of
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 16, 2013, 05:41:29 AM
Don't make me come down there and show you what us qlders are capable of

what .. napping under a blanky!!?? .... oh puhleez!! .. flex and puff all you want pudding head!!  ;) :flipoff:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/72b2279f285963da864be6d3c8a6b186/tumblr_mjufu7DCi21rwwihlo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 16, 2013, 05:48:56 AM
I will affair you with such time
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 16, 2013, 11:58:03 AM

Had a brief ride on a Katana 1100 with something like 1366cc's due to Hayabusa pistons on Saturday... oh the torque!


I been riding pre-owned, low power, Japanese thumpers and twins my whole fukin life and I'm proud of it.  :2guns:

Haha mate I love my 450... but I now must have a Kat as well... it's imperative... it's irresistible... it's fate... and it's way out of my reach for the moment  >:(
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 16, 2013, 12:46:30 PM
My test if the Brutale 800.

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on July 16, 2013, 06:43:56 PM
Sock drawer organised and colour-coded...now i'm bored...
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Post by: cbrfxr67 on July 16, 2013, 06:47:21 PM
(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/f644c2164cee875ed94571f60f613dcf1364598116_full.gif)
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Post by: mister on July 16, 2013, 07:14:58 PM
Socks.... ah.... yes... the law of socks states: when presented with more than one single sock, pulling out two socks will Never result in a matching pair.
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Post by: BockinBboy on July 16, 2013, 07:38:54 PM
Sock drawer organised and colour-coded...now i'm bored...

...sounds like you were bored before you opened the sock drawer...

- Bboy
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Post by: Electrojake on July 16, 2013, 08:58:24 PM
Good evening Block.  :cool:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 16, 2013, 10:48:58 PM
We have a block. Reality renovation TV show.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 16, 2013, 10:49:39 PM
Eating Mediterranean.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 16, 2013, 10:50:20 PM
About to eat breakfast
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Post by: Janx101 on July 17, 2013, 12:08:30 AM
Sock drawer organised and colour-coded...now i'm bored...

...sounds like you were bored before you opened the sock drawer...

- Bboy

 :icon_eek: .. dont you say that!!.. dont you ever say that!!!  ;) ;) :technical:

.... having organised socks is vital!! .. VITAL i say!!!!!!! .... it means you can quietly open the drawer early in of a saturday morning .. get your socks out... WITHOUT waking the wife!! ... too much shuffling and bumping of the drawers is bad!! ... then you can slip into your riding gear .. WITH appropriate socks.... out to the bike.... let it roll down the driveway and start it while you roll.... then get up the street and around the corner before she knows whats going on!! ... cant answer phone safely while riding.... so you could then be miles and MILES away before checking the phone... and too far to be called back home easily to do ... the lawns, the gutters, the shopping trip etc etc etc ..

sure she is pissed off and quiet that evening... but thats ok... gives you time to think over the joys of that days ride in peace and quiet!!

... organised socks is IMPORTANT!!!  ;) ;) :thumb: :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 17, 2013, 12:27:01 AM
Yeah socks need to be correctly paired or you run the risk of offset comfort
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 17, 2013, 01:45:41 AM
Eating Mediterranean.

 Is she cute?  (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/grin47.gif)
 
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 17, 2013, 01:54:37 AM
Tats everywhere, what can I say?  Strawberries!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 17, 2013, 04:06:18 AM
Strawberries are in season
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 17, 2013, 04:15:29 AM
Tats everywhere, what can I say?  Strawberries!

.. yeah ... but could be like this ... (https://s3.amazonaws.com/rebelsmarket_production/images/1972/original/Bikini%20V%20Cut%20Bad%20Ass%20Tattoo%20Floers%20White%20512%20.jpg?1345066268)

.. or like this .. (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/02/article-2353445-1A9DCA8C000005DC-673_634x420.jpg)

 :dunno_black: :dunno_black: :dunno_black: :dunno_black: :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 17, 2013, 05:15:31 AM
Hmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 17, 2013, 10:15:21 AM
So.... we rub chilly on the inside brim of a guy's hat at work. After a short while he begins to sweat, feels ill, is Convinced it's a workplace chemical. While he is laying in the sick bed he is reading through the MSDSs of the chems at work. Whoops, prank gone too far....
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 17, 2013, 10:29:40 AM
So.... we rub chilly on the inside brim of a guy's hat at work. After a short while he begins to sweat, feels ill, is Convinced it's a workplace chemical. While he is laying in the sick bed he is reading through the MSDSs of the chems at work. Whoops, prank gone too far....
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 17, 2013, 10:37:17 AM
Also rubbed it on the part of his glasses that touches his nose. Think he might be allergic to chilly hehehe
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 17, 2013, 10:47:12 AM
 :D ... Oooh you are a bad bastard sometimes mister!!

Poor shmo!! ... You nasty!

... Still funny but!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 17, 2013, 11:25:40 AM
He so needs to HTFU it ain't funny. But this was too funny. We fixed his hat while he was in sickbay. Cleaned his glasses without being seen. He still thinks it was workplace chems.  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 17, 2013, 12:42:45 PM
Booooyahhhhhhhh 8 in a row!  :woohoo: :woohoo: :flipoff: :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: cbrfxr67 on July 17, 2013, 05:34:56 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i176/heskis1/External%20New/AlbaStare_12.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 17, 2013, 09:20:52 PM
The world is a better place
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 17, 2013, 10:13:00 PM
You fukers are all mad.
There can be no other explanation.  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 17, 2013, 10:22:44 PM
Latest vid is taking off ish
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 18, 2013, 12:42:06 AM
Call Up - Guys Over 60
This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!

 

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing arse -backwards.

Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35..


For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds.. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.


Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are  normally  bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some arsehole   that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while..


An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-Buddha Loves You.


If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.


Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.


They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any press-ups after completing basic training.


Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.


An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.


These are all great reasons to keep   our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.


Let us old guys track down those terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to   see is a couple million pissed off
old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.


HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes??

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 18, 2013, 12:54:19 AM
 :D :bowdown: :bowdown: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 18, 2013, 01:10:14 AM
I didn't go for a ride  :cry: On the plus side, finished a little project I've been working on :thumb:
you finally figured out how to work withoutlifting a hand Eh, betty? :cheers:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 18, 2013, 02:13:05 AM
Gone soft he has
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 19, 2013, 01:43:46 AM
23 hours of no post?

Better save this thread.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 19, 2013, 02:28:18 AM
I know I was drawing close to breaking my own rule
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 19, 2013, 02:56:43 AM
For cry-sake Slips, every body knows you don't follow any rules.  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 19, 2013, 03:04:56 AM
he just calls it a rule ... cos he thinks its 12" .... but he got numerical dyslexia and gets his inches and cm mixed up!!  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 19, 2013, 05:28:21 AM
Oh janx you funny fucker I got a present for you
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 19, 2013, 11:21:14 AM
I didn't go for a ride  :cry: On the plus side, finished a little project I've been working on :thumb:
you finally figured out how to work withoutlifting a hand Eh, betty? :cheers:

Why not at all, toe-rag  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 19, 2013, 12:12:38 PM
Django, my new fav movie of 2012
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: BockinBboy on July 19, 2013, 04:05:16 PM
Not a bad one, wished I saw the end.  Didn't get to see the whole movie... fiancé decided she hated it so much she wanted to leave  :dunno_black:

Played the game long enough to know not challenge that wish... so I didn't ask or make a big deal of it...

- Bboy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on July 19, 2013, 08:06:49 PM
Poop...zombie just ate a guy's nose off..legend and I hope you're not lactose intolerant...because the next word is dairy!!!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 19, 2013, 10:18:55 PM
Be a man BBoy.  Stand your ground, tell her who's boss.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 19, 2013, 11:29:10 PM
And BBoy...
What are you doing here in the bilges of the forum?
Your a respected member of the "real" GSt community.
Posting here in the sespool of bikerdom isn't gonna help your status any.

Just looking out for ya' buddy.  :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 19, 2013, 11:34:18 PM
So my week off work draws to a close. I'm so glad I had it off very relaxing
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 20, 2013, 01:26:30 AM
the cesspool draws em all in. run the zombies off with zombie ammunition Eh?
(http://media.midwayusa.com/productimages/880x660/primary/633/633843.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 20, 2013, 02:43:51 AM
Ahhhh the good ole Hornady zombie load
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 20, 2013, 08:02:36 AM
I wonder if zombies are deaf to the music of those shotty shells?

I think any buckshot or BB or AA or maybe even AAA would do nicely.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 20, 2013, 08:24:54 AM
Nah ... Not unless within 15 metres ... Too light and too close! .. SSG or SG minimum ...  ;) :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 20, 2013, 08:53:05 AM
Zombie slugs
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 20, 2013, 09:40:04 AM
You lookin in your underpants again Slips?  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 20, 2013, 11:01:24 AM
Someone needs bigger balls so may as well be me
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 20, 2013, 11:02:56 AM
>>hands Slips a couple marbles<< ..

There ya go lil buddy!  ;)  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 20, 2013, 11:07:01 AM
I will fuse them with my giant man testes that require I wheelbarrow to transport them wherever I go
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 20, 2013, 11:21:51 AM
Buckshot 00SG - 9 pellets. Yeah, I think that'd work. ;) IMO, the ideal home defense BUT we cannot have guns for self defense in Aust so, lets just say, the best for shooting Yowies in the bush  :thumb:

Better yet, Frag 12 would do nicely when the Zombies come. :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 20, 2013, 11:34:18 AM
 :icon_eek: errrr yup!



I will fuse them with my giant man testes that require I wheelbarrow to transport them wherever I go

I thought the magistrate ordered you to take them AND the wheelbarrow back to the morgue where you found them!!??
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 20, 2013, 12:55:26 PM
No
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 20, 2013, 01:37:49 PM
I wonder if zombies are deaf to the music of those shotty shells?

I think any buckshot or BB or AA or maybe even AAA would do nicely.
speaking of buckshot how 'bout some '00 buck 8 pellets worth of the hornady
(http://www.hornady.com/assets/images/products/ammo/packaging/86247-ZombieMax-00-Buck-250x136.jpg)
8 Pellets
2 3/4"
1600 fps
Warning: This is Live Ammunition. This is not a toy.

Disclaimer: Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is NOT a toy (IT IS LIVE AMMUNITION), but is intended only to be used on…ZOMBIES, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition. Again, we repeat, Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is for use on ZOMBIES ONLY, and that's not a nickname, phrase or cute way of referring to anybody, place or thing. When we say Zombies, we mean…ZOMBIES!

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 20, 2013, 01:46:40 PM
this is for addys raccoon problem. can dispatch them from oregon
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 20, 2013, 09:56:39 PM
Big bullets, big balls, but might one of you mates be shooting blanks?  :whisper:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 12:42:45 AM
Down under we use the good ole 155mm howitzer
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 21, 2013, 01:49:57 AM
Down under we use the good ole 155mm howitzer

A bit of over-kill, eh?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 02:55:05 AM
Coming from a man in a nation with nuclear and hydrogen weapons
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 21, 2013, 03:19:15 AM
Ancient Aliens....

(http://www.paranormalpeopleonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/19cb52_ancient-aliens.jpg)

But this guy does my head in.... >:(

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZ8lxR918Z6s5DG-irMS4CoCxG19ADy_jmDI4qgury6nV3kjgL)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 03:29:58 AM
Really need to stop blaming aliens.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 21, 2013, 08:45:24 AM
I'm not a pheasant plucker
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 21, 2013, 08:48:57 AM
On occasion .. When rabid churchies have been hassling me too much about 'coming along to our hall to feel the power of the lord' ..... That's when I advance my theory that ole mate Jesus was an alien, walked on water - (Obvious anti gravity belt under his robe!) , turned water into wine and the loaves and fishes thing - ( simple work of a matter transporter ) , disappeared out of that cave -( again some deft matter transporter work ) .... All Star Trek type abilities.... Or at least advanced alien race ...

.... They lose interest in me for some reason after that  :dunno_black:  ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 21, 2013, 08:49:31 AM
I'm not a pheasant plucker

I'm a pheasant pluckers son!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 08:56:05 AM
I tell the god botherers I'm a Scientologist
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 21, 2013, 09:00:46 AM
I tell the god botherers I'm a Scientologist

What are you doing!?!?!?!! ... Now they will see your comment on a search and come to gather you in!! ....

They don't like people claiming to be one of them ... Without being one of them! .... So they rectify it by making you one of them!! ....

DONT EAT THE PIE!!!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 09:06:40 AM
Ill tell them TC and I have but sex and his on the bottom lmfao
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 21, 2013, 09:46:30 AM
I'm only plucking pheasants.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 09:48:32 AM
I'm eating food
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 21, 2013, 09:52:43 AM
till the pheasant pluckers comes.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 10:08:45 AM
Then ill have that rooster meal from river cottage Australia
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 21, 2013, 10:26:34 AM
Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 21, 2013, 10:43:53 AM
Where did fuzzy wuzzy lack the hair?  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 10:43:59 AM
60 minutes f%$king shaZam! up yet again
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 21, 2013, 10:55:45 AM
60 minutes f%$king shaZam! up yet again

Yeah I just watched that also....  :icon_rolleyes: ... Oh Lizzy! ... You were so careful to be politely horrified and disturbed for the viewers ... Trying to play it all up for the camera...

It really shits me when a supposedly 'seasoned world reporter' acts the doe-eyed and fearful debutante! ...

That whole team sees themselves as 'saviours of humanity' .... They are reporters! ... So report the FRAGGIN report! ... Give the facts whether good or bad! ... Don't setup scenes and then spin them differently in editing! ...

They have prostituted themselves for the popular ratings!  :technical: >:( .... As always!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 11:15:13 AM
Failed to mention you can be 11 years old here and be shooting on a range like those kids were
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 21, 2013, 11:28:18 AM
Not failed to mention so much ... That story was NEVER going to be about any benefits ... No reason to expect the 60minutes team to include them! ... Wouldn't advance their brand of bullshit at all!!  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 11:38:37 AM
I left my thoughts on the Facebook page.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 21, 2013, 12:11:44 PM
Their FB page? ... Cool .... Wait for the spin on it though! ... Hope you didn't go all swamp and mountain man on them!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 12:28:08 PM
Yes I did
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 21, 2013, 07:59:50 PM
Sunny day yesterday... nice! Nothing exciting though, side of the yard is still a mud puddle where the shed is supposed to go so still no progress...  :dunno_black:

Wonder if we can have a week without rain so I can do something this weekend? I can wish right?  :cookoo:

I did get the garage tidied up a fair bit though  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 09:24:27 PM
I gave the inside of my car a good clean
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 21, 2013, 10:21:37 PM
Getting back to God and his sidekick Jesus...
Well of course they're aliens. Their world is not our world. Jesus specifically mentioned that in the bible (mister knows).

I could give chapter & verse, and expound but I'll spare you silly mortals.  :nono:


Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 21, 2013, 10:32:05 PM
No do please teach us your bible book
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 21, 2013, 11:27:53 PM
what i always wonder about ... is what are the lineups for the annual competition... 'Heaven' vs 'Asgard'  ... an do they ever field their B teams - 'Hell' vs 'Jotunheim' ??   ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 22, 2013, 12:10:33 AM
No do please teach us your bible book

The line between superstition and religion can be quite thin at times. However...

See "John 18:36" where Jesus clearly mentions that he is not of this world.

Elsewhere in scripture Jesus tells the apostles to stop trying to figure out what God is thinking or planning to do. He explains that his father is from a completely different world and it would be fruitless (for earthbound humans) to try and figure out God's actions.

Look at it this way Slips...
To a prehistoric caveman, "God" could be a typical 21st century man with an iPod and a Bic lighter.
See my point? It's all relative to how advanced one being is as compared to another.



Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 22, 2013, 12:19:12 AM
No do please teach us your bible book

THWAP!  ;) :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 22, 2013, 12:24:47 AM
So ole mate Jesus had them fancy water walking shoes, dehydrated wine, a defibrillator for ole mate lazaa, ability to perform cataract surgery.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 22, 2013, 03:22:04 AM
So ole mate Jesus had them fancy water walking shoes, dehydrated wine, a defibrillator for ole mate lazaa, ability to perform cataract surgery.

Exactly!
An incredibly more advanced version of what we are, and certainly advanced enough to NOT be stuck on this stinky little planet like we are.

Beam me up Scotty!  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 22, 2013, 03:34:24 AM
So ole mate Jesus had them fancy water walking shoes, dehydrated wine, a defibrillator for ole mate lazaa, ability to perform cataract surgery.

Exactly!
An incredibly more advanced version of what we are, and certainly advanced enough to NOT be stuck on this stinky little planet like we are.

Beam me up Scotty!  :thumb:

 ;) ;) ;) ... maybe its Stinky where YOU are boyo!! .. but over here in Aussie-land .. the weather is perfect, the sun is ideal, the beer is the tastiest, the women are the sexiest, the BBQ is the best........ AND .... the Roads are the best riding roads anywhere in the multiverse!!  ;) ;) ;)  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 22, 2013, 03:50:13 AM
Hear hear Janx!  :cheers: :thumb: :bowdown:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 22, 2013, 04:42:31 AM
I concour
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 22, 2013, 02:16:28 PM
bible speaks in parables at times, so does koran and other holy books. as said it is fruitless at times to COMPLETELY understand it.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: BockinBboy on July 22, 2013, 02:44:45 PM
And BBoy...
What are you doing here in the bilges of the forum?
Your a respected member of the "real" GSt community.
Posting here in the sespool of bikerdom isn't gonna help your status any.

Just looking out for ya' buddy.  :dunno_black:

Glad I fooled somebody...

I'm touched.

- Bboy

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 22, 2013, 03:36:43 PM
And BBoy...
What are you doing here in the bilges of the forum?
Your a respected member of the "real" GSt community.
Posting here in the sespool of bikerdom isn't gonna help your status any.

Just looking out for ya' buddy.  :dunno_black:

Glad I fooled somebody...

I'm touched.

- Bboy
LOL gotta mess with ya sometimes :D
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 22, 2013, 07:30:05 PM
Y'all now telling me, things in books might not be real?

So that story about a human girl falling in love with a vampire made of stone and a shapeshifting wolfman isn't real?

Next y'all be saying the story about the girl getting taken from her village to compete against children from other villages in a fight-to-the-death in a computer controlled arena isn't true either.

But don't ever tell me about the boy who falls in love with a princess, loses his hand, has a kid, gets the hates on everyone and kills them with his laser sword and becomes half machine and all. I know that Has to be true cause it starts with "A long time ago...." so it MUST be true, right?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 22, 2013, 07:39:54 PM
Y'all now telling me, things in books might not be real?

So that story about a human girl falling in love with a vampire made of stone and a shapeshifting wolfman isn't real?

Next y'all be saying the story about the girl getting taken from her village to compete against children from other villages in a fight-to-the-death in a computer controlled arena isn't true either.

But don't ever tell me about the boy who falls in love with a princess, loses his hand, has a kid, gets the hates on everyone and kills them with his laser sword and becomes half machine and all. I know that Has to be true cause it starts with "A long time ago...." so it MUST be true, right?
Has to be, just like dropbears  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 22, 2013, 07:59:59 PM
I'm touched.

- Bboy

Who touched you? If it's one of this lot I'd be worried!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: BockinBboy on July 22, 2013, 08:00:58 PM
You are right... I do feel dirty...

 :icon_eek:

- Bboy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 22, 2013, 10:15:55 PM
Welcome aboard mister.

And...
Look closely at the painting of the last supper...
Third guy from the left seems to be clutching a pikachu doll in his right hand, so don't tell me about time travel. I already know it exists!
-Ej-
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 22, 2013, 11:03:47 PM
Hey Yamma drop bears are real don't be fooled
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 23, 2013, 12:05:53 AM
(http://daily.greencine.com/The-Antichrist-1974-Nick-Schager.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 23, 2013, 01:02:47 AM
That's right
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 23, 2013, 01:38:58 AM
I have to admit, this is brilliant. Ive never heard it put this way. Its plain and simple!!!

Many Muslims today are not happy!

They're not happy in Gaza ..
 
 
They're not happy in Egypt .
They're not happy in Libya .
They're not happy in Morocco .
They're not happy in Iran.
 
 
They're not happy in Iraq .
They're not happy in Yemen.
They're not happy in Afghanistan .
They're not happy in Pakistan.
They're not happy in Syria .
They're not happy in Lebanon.
 
 
So, where are they happy?

They're Very happy in Australia ..
 
 
Theyre happy in New Zealand.
 
 
They're happy in the UK .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in the US .
They're happy in France .
They're happy in Germany ....
 
 
They're happy in Italy .
They're happy in Sweden .
They're happy in Denmark .
They're happy in Norway .....
 
 
So, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
NO!!! THEY BLAME THE  WESTERN (Christian) COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY JUST CAME FROM? WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY?.

Well,  have I missed something here??
 

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 23, 2013, 01:49:57 AM
lol true!! ...  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 23, 2013, 02:11:46 AM
I haven't ridden the Harley in so long I do believe she's rusted solid to the damn floor of the shop!  :confused:
Just saying.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 23, 2013, 02:18:29 AM
like this?!  ;)

(http://imageshack.us/a/img341/6983/rustybike.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 23, 2013, 06:51:14 AM
Just just about any Harley left to sit for any amount of time
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 23, 2013, 08:43:04 AM
(http://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969760_300048863472143_1021415095_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 23, 2013, 10:55:18 AM
Hey look everyone.... a british Royal has had a kid, something no other woman on the face of the planet has ever done for the last 200,000 years. All those kidlets popping out in Ethopia and other similar nations, yeah, they're not like this at all. All those other women who had kids (oh sorry, THOUGHT they had kids but didn't really), well...

.... can't even be f%&ked writing more about it.

Next...

HEY! Big Brother starts on Monday the 29th. Woohoo.... more scantily clad girls walking around a house in just their knickers  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 23, 2013, 11:18:51 AM
Be happy for once
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 23, 2013, 11:30:15 AM
18+ million in Subway Surfers... beat that bitches :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 23, 2013, 11:45:58 AM
Royal baby trumps all
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: BockinBboy on July 23, 2013, 01:51:07 PM
Can I get a W00T W00T?!?!?!

- Bboy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 23, 2013, 02:02:13 PM
Woot woot woot woot
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: BockinBboy on July 23, 2013, 02:40:22 PM
That's what I'm talkin' bout!

Good news is that I got back into my house without damaging anything after locking myself out...


Bad news is that I got back into my house without damaging anything when EVERYTHING was locked... I think I need to secure it better, but short of a state of the art alarm... I'm not sure what else I can do...

If someone really wants in, they will get in... I really wanted in, and I got in... why couldn't someone else, you know?

- Bboy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 23, 2013, 10:24:32 PM
Either that or your in the wrong line of work
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 23, 2013, 10:25:07 PM
like this?!  ;)

(http://imageshack.us/a/img341/6983/rustybike.jpg)

That is exactly the situation Janx.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 23, 2013, 11:45:07 PM
Might need a bit of tectyl
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 24, 2013, 02:01:45 AM
Might need a bit of tectyl

No problem!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/WD40_english.JPG/220px-WD40_english.JPG)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 24, 2013, 02:08:16 AM
Might need a bit of tectyl

No problem!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/WD40_english.JPG/220px-WD40_english.JPG)

.. you sure? .. i was thinking ..

(http://www.eproducts.co.nz/files/images/content/WEB%20AUG%2012/wd40_bulk_200l_RGBl.jpg)  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 24, 2013, 02:51:28 AM
Just just about any Harley left to sit for any amount of time
any bike really. including bmw's
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 24, 2013, 08:22:43 AM
A BMW does not understand the concept of rust yammma
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 24, 2013, 10:07:44 AM
I seem to recall a sig line....

BMWs are 50% plastic and 50% useless idiot lights.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 24, 2013, 11:11:56 AM
Nope. Everything you need nothing you don't need
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: BockinBboy on July 24, 2013, 12:13:34 PM
Either that or your in the wrong line of work

LOL

- Bboy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 24, 2013, 12:18:26 PM
Ultimate Fighter 18.... hurry up and get here....
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 24, 2013, 12:21:52 PM
Get into the Mandingo fighting
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 24, 2013, 08:01:25 PM
That'll buff right out...

Got my R1 throttle tube finally yesterday, will have to get that on this weekend I reckon... no more 180 degree wrist movement to get to WOT  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: BockinBboy on July 24, 2013, 08:08:31 PM
One of the best upgrades out there!

Its a 10/10 for sure...

Super Cheap ($10).  Super Quick (10min install).

- Bboy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 24, 2013, 11:16:13 PM
Video it Pete
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 25, 2013, 07:14:57 AM
Nope. Everything you need nothing you don't need
ehh abs? not a NEED perse, still a nice bike. I prefer the boxer engine like my old one. it dribbleld a TINY bit of oil. but hell had almost 280k on the clock.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 25, 2013, 08:27:13 AM
It's the 21st century we should all have been in flying cars like the jetsons by now. So yes abs essential these days on bikes
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 25, 2013, 10:05:11 AM
TimTams....

1 =  :woohoo:

2  = :)

3 =  :icon_neutral:

6 =  :confused:

7 =  :sad:

11 = ???
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 25, 2013, 10:59:36 AM
It's the 21st century we should all have been in flying cars like the jetsons by now. So yes abs essential these days on bikes

Essential? ...  :dunno_black: ... A nice feature certainly ... And a good addition by all means ... But essential?  :dunno_white:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 25, 2013, 11:46:55 AM
Yes
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: BockinBboy on July 25, 2013, 12:13:12 PM
I would presume its one of those things where you don't fully appreciate the value to you have it yourself... likewise, its also probably one of those things that once you have had it, you wouldn't (or maybe can't even) go without it...  :dunno_black:

- Bboy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 25, 2013, 12:28:04 PM
Slips .. Just askin ... Your Bimmer has ABS obviously .. And you love it.. No drama there  :thumb:

But .. (Cos I can't remember ) .. Have you had a moment yet on the bike where the ABS has cut in? ... And definitively enough that you feel certain that you would have been seriously munted up otherwise? ....

Also ... And again I'm curious .. If you have had 'a moment' ... Have you since ridden another bike with no ABS ... And ... Noticed any difference in your braking habits? ...

.. Not hacking at you ... If I see a bike I want sometime that has ABS on it then I'm happy to have the ABS ... Just I don't see that it's a thing where 'it should be law that every bike has to have it/or essential' ...

What about the next step after that ... Traction control?  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 25, 2013, 12:28:36 PM
Have it. Have used it. Saved my bacon and the bike (mostly) and won't go without it again
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 25, 2013, 02:51:24 PM
thats cool. it DOES work great on gravel roads or on crappy road surfaces. ( rain , snow, ice etc and mud)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: nutmunk on July 25, 2013, 07:24:30 PM
Never ridden a bike with abs...but to say it's ESSENTIAL...nice, sure...kinda like dual discs ...but ESSENTIAL, I'm not convinced. I mean, isn't the idea to drive safely so you DON'T need to pull off an emergency stop rather than to have to rely on anti-lock functionality and use good proper braking technique (loading the front properly etc)...or maybe sa weather and roads are just...better. To me it's just a complex extra for amateurs who don't know how to read their ride properly. Just saying....
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: BockinBboy on July 25, 2013, 07:58:23 PM
This same remonstration was done when abs was put on cars...  both sides of this sound the exact same as it did then.  However, cars are indeed a different animal... and plenty of studies discount that ABS truly reduces accident incidence and severity.  This reason alone was why the U.S. has not mandated its presence on light vehicles as the EU did 4-5 years ago.  That data is only true for cars though! 

The IIHS had a study just about a year or so ago that found motorcycles with ABS were 37% less likely to be involved in a fatal crash than models without ABS... take that stat however you want, but numbers have never been close that in ABS studies for cars.  So I do believe there is something to be said for it on motorcycles.   

- Bboy
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 25, 2013, 09:01:16 PM
I would presume its one of those things where you don't fully appreciate the value to you have it yourself... likewise, its also probably one of those things that once you have had it, you wouldn't (or maybe can't even) go without it...

- Bboy

Well silly me...
I thought we were talking about Slip's heated grips again.  :bowdown:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 25, 2013, 10:19:53 PM
Studies in Europe have shown that introducing ABS had a marked decrease in accidents to start with, until people got used to it... then they levelled out as people started driving differently in accordance with the build in safety margin of ABS... so in other words it works for a while, then people get used to it and just push things further... so the accidents start happening again.

And of course now with new drivers starting to rely on driving aids like ABS, traction control, power steering, rear view cameras, etc. to learn how to drive... what will happen when those things inevitably fail? They won't be able to control the car...

People should be forced to learn to drive and spend the first 3 years in a 3 on the tree HK Kingswood... a big boat, no power steering, four wheel drums, no ABS, no traction control, no distractions of fancy schmancy blue tooth thing-a-ma-jiggies...

Hell it just might make drivers a little better than they are these days  :thumb:

And on another note, finally edited/uploaded another video:

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 25, 2013, 11:26:50 PM
Slips .. Just askin ... Your Bimmer has ABS obviously .. And you love it.. No drama there  :thumb:

But .. (Cos I can't remember ) .. Have you had a moment yet on the bike where the ABS has cut in? ... And definitively enough that you feel certain that you would have been seriously munted up otherwise? ....

Also ... And again I'm curious .. If you have had 'a moment' ... Have you since ridden another bike with no ABS ... And ... Noticed any difference in your braking habits? ...

.. Not hacking at you ... If I see a bike I want sometime that has ABS on it then I'm happy to have the ABS ... Just I don't see that it's a thing where 'it should be law that every bike has to have it/or essential' ...

What about the next step after that ... Traction control?  :thumb:

My crash almost 1 year ago like I explain in this is where my abs saved me and kept the bike upright in the dirt.

Never ridden a bike with abs...but to say it's ESSENTIAL...nice, sure...kinda like dual discs ...but ESSENTIAL, I'm not convinced. I mean, isn't the idea to drive safely so you DON'T need to pull off an emergency stop rather than to have to rely on anti-lock functionality and use good proper braking technique (loading the front properly etc)...or maybe sa weather and roads are just...better. To me it's just a complex extra for amateurs who don't know how to read their ride properly. Just saying....

I'm a bit 50/50 on abs on the learner bikes, I learned proper roll on four finger braking which I was told if you do that it's almost impossible to lock the front. But we've all been there in that panic brake situation where despite our best intentions we grab that front brake, abs would help keep things upright, however i agree learners shouldnt be relying on it, so like I said 50/50 on it.

Now you get to the more expierenced riders where I rekkon abs is a compliment nice to have just in case again not relying on it but its there if needed. I only used my front abs once and I'm half I had it, kept me upright in the dirt and scrubbed off alot of speed.

And yes ej the grips make the ride more enjoyable.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 26, 2013, 12:49:35 AM
Damn, you rich kids got all those nice features...  :icon_neutral:
I betcha Slips got a leather riding suit that matches his bike's color scheme perfectly.
Just sayin'

BTW, I had no idea that your Beamer had ABS. Nice!

(http://www.moneyreasons.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/green-rich-kid.jpg)
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Post by: Janx101 on July 26, 2013, 12:59:23 AM
word on the street is Slips leather suit is similar to this style  ;) ;) ;) :icon_twisted: :flipoff:

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/VillagePeopleBiker.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 26, 2013, 01:15:15 AM
Slips has quite a lot of followers on that YouTube channel of his.
Perhaps they're interested in more than just his riding skills. <ahem> (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/whistle.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 26, 2013, 01:17:15 AM
At 10 secs you get a gret shot of me haha. We filmed this as a spur of the moment thing. This was the first time these bloke saw this road and I took them over it and their reaction was nearly the same as the first time mister took me over it.

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 26, 2013, 01:29:24 AM
Another nice vid Slips.  :thumb:
1.) Looks fast.
2.) Riding for the sake of enjoying the road, not just for transportation from point A to B.
3.) In Jersey, every road look a lot like this...

(http://www.newsworks.org/images/stories/flexicontent/l_philadelphia-traffic-ap-photox600.jpg)

Almost doesn't make sense to ride here. 
Just saying.
Aussieland is bike country!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 26, 2013, 01:35:17 AM
It's not my vid ill be putting my own one together just with me footage.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 26, 2013, 01:52:23 AM
yup Aussieland IS bike country ...  :thumb: ... then we also have  .. Tasmania!! .. i havent really ridden much there .. just a few quick jaunts on a mates postie bike when i was there... but driven quite a lot of it over 18 months i lived there ... look up some YT vids of the place...  :D

yeah they have freeways and such .. but some of the country roads .. rival The Dragon or Mulholland ... but with less d ickheads and traffic!

i always get the feeling that waaaaaay back in the day ... the blokes that designed some of the roads.. knew motorcycles were coming! ..

theres great riding roads all over the world .. but i reckon we have over our fair share .. probably 80% on the east coast + 95% of Tasmania!

only one thing to remember about tassie... if you hear banjos ... dont stop!  ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 26, 2013, 01:56:01 AM
True dat. Now squeal like a pig boi
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 26, 2013, 02:38:25 AM
Yanks can't drive "lefty" worth a damn.
We always keep to the right and only go to the left side of the road to pass a vehicle.

We drive on the wrong side of the road over here. I'd be dead in a week!  :confused:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 26, 2013, 03:45:30 AM
Oh course not
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 26, 2013, 10:59:16 AM
ABS don't save you riding into Armco - so I heard. Traction control won't stop you hitting a tree. The only things those technologies do is make you crash safer  :flipoff:

My first car was a Kingswood Station Wagon. No power steering in that sucker. Vinyl seats to really scorch the skin in summer. Had flow-through AC (AKA "4 & 60" - four windows open at 60 kays). Didn't even have a tape deck  :o

I look at shopping center car spaces these days and am amazed how they have shrunk to accommodate the smaller cars of today.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 26, 2013, 11:29:49 AM
It saved me alot actually  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 26, 2013, 06:25:02 PM
My bikes don't have traction control or ABS. Haven't needed them. If a rider Needs them they are obviously NOT in full control of their machine.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 26, 2013, 08:50:04 PM
ABS is in my right hand and right foot... traction control in my right wrist and left hand... rear view camera is in my neck... we got born with all these fancy schmancy gadgets built in  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 26, 2013, 09:39:53 PM
My (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze2wc9e/2cents.gif) worth...

When ABS on motorcycles first started appearing several years ago, I was frightened that soon we would be FORCED by government regulations to have it on all bikes.
But now that it's been getting better reviews and showing up on cheaper bikes like the V-Strom & Bandit, I'm thinking I could live with it, especially on the heavier bikes.

BTW: I still hate the government with a passion, but ABS is something I'm warming up to.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 26, 2013, 09:46:47 PM
Clearly blokes from different eras. I embrace all the modern tech, fuel injection especially. Have yet to own a bike with traction control but the abs is nice to know its there but not rely upon. I kick in my rear abs all the time on purpose which takes a bit of fun out of a skid but meh. Now onto my double blind multi brand fuel test. Bloke still couldn't answer my question. I pissed in my fuel tank now the bike won't start should I dilute it with 95 or 98?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 26, 2013, 10:18:23 PM
Clearly blokes from different eras. I embrace all the modern tech, fuel injection especially. Have yet to own a bike with traction control but the abs is nice to know its there but not rely upon.

I hang with a group of V-Strom riders that have upgraded to the Yamaha Super Tenere. They tell me the selectable, 3 position traction control is great. Especially when you bring that big V-twin in the soft dirt with a heavy right wrist.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 26, 2013, 11:31:15 PM
ABS is in my right hand and right foot... traction control in my right wrist and left hand... rear view camera is in my neck... we got born with all these fancy schmancy gadgets built in  :thumb:
:bowdown: :bowdown:
Couldnt have said it better myself.
My one and only off was in 1987 and it was my own fault for thinking my CB250T Superhawk was a superbike and lowsided in a corner from leaning too far over.
My inbuilt ABS couldnt save my ego :dunno_black:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 26, 2013, 11:51:49 PM
Is it just me or is everyone stuck in the 1900's?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 27, 2013, 04:27:33 AM
of course we all were born then. unless weve got 13yo's here lol
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 27, 2013, 04:40:35 AM
Oh well more room to play with the gadgets of the 21st century
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 27, 2013, 10:05:40 AM
ABS and Traction Control do not replace Good Judgement.

Never need to get close to the skid area of a bike anyway, so no need for ABS even if it came on the bike as standard. Meaning, its presence is negligible.

Learn proper throttle control and smooth gear changes and to read the road better and none of that stuff is needed. Like Pete said "ABS is in my right hand and right foot... traction control in my right wrist and left hand... rear view camera is in my neck... we got born with all these fancy schmancy gadgets built in "

Seems us old timers might know a thing or two... but really, what would we Really know, only been riding for like 30+ years!
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 27, 2013, 10:31:40 AM
Yes all of those do
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 27, 2013, 11:19:02 AM
ABS and Traction Control do not replace Good Judgement.

Never need to get close to the skid area of a bike anyway, so no need for ABS even if it came on the bike as standard. Meaning, its presence is negligible.

Learn proper throttle control and smooth gear changes and to read the road better and none of that stuff is needed. Like Pete said "ABS is in my right hand and right foot... traction control in my right wrist and left hand... rear view camera is in my neck... we got born with all these fancy schmancy gadgets built in "

Seems us old timers might know a thing or two... but really, what would we Really know, only been riding for like 30+ years!
damn skippy ;)


Sent from my iPad using a big stick
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 27, 2013, 11:44:12 AM
Everything replaces everything. Make way old timers time to buy a Harley
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 27, 2013, 11:54:45 AM
Girls walking around in underwear Big Brother in two days  :woohoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 27, 2013, 12:43:21 PM
Back to work in 2 days
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 27, 2013, 03:19:19 PM
Old man riding Harley Every Day.  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Richard Nixon on July 27, 2013, 08:41:37 PM
almost 99 pages
 :woohoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 27, 2013, 09:08:12 PM
There is no ABS, traction control, nor any other fancy schmancy gadgets in this video... except for the camera itself of course...


I may not have 30 years riding experience... but I do have a few more than Slips I would say ;)

Actually there is 1 modern bike in the vid, AussieChick's new Street Triple... sounds good  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 27, 2013, 10:28:08 PM
Ahhhhh out for a ride using my abs for every turn and traffic light cause that's what's it's for and how it should be used for according to you guys. Gotta say its a bit dangerous but meh I'll blame it on you lot
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 27, 2013, 11:39:59 PM
GS500s rock, man. Just telling like it is. Carry on....
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 28, 2013, 12:23:52 AM
I crashed again........... Onto my couch
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 28, 2013, 01:52:40 AM
GS500s rock, man. Just telling like it is. Carry on....
Yes they do and mines for sale :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 28, 2013, 02:01:07 AM
Which one? Both? Or did you already offload one?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 28, 2013, 02:12:39 AM
Which one? Both? Or did you already offload one?
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=65095.new#new
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 28, 2013, 02:41:04 AM
Sadly, mine will be for sale soon too.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 28, 2013, 03:29:31 AM
Sadly, mine will be for sale soon too.

Couple of items Jester...
First of all, where the hell you been man?
Next issue; Your going "bikeless" then?
Even if you sell the 500, you still have responsibilities here at LPW.

Just saying  :icon_neutral:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 28, 2013, 05:36:59 AM
Once you have had a GS500, whether you still own the bike or not, the GS lives on in your blood....  :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 28, 2013, 06:53:13 AM
Come on jester don't give up on her just yet
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 28, 2013, 09:56:39 AM
Once you have had a GS500, whether you still own the bike or not, the GS lives on in your blood....  :thumb: :thumb:
AMEN betty.  been w/o since 2007 or 8. yet im still here.  to the point I think john wants to pimp me out or something weird
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 28, 2013, 10:45:27 AM
Hmmmmmmm 3 way with the twins
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 28, 2013, 11:11:45 AM
450's rock just as hard  :thumb:  :cheers:

Mine's not for sale though under any circumstances  :nono:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 28, 2013, 11:16:13 AM
I would sell mine if someone made me a ridiculous offer I couldn't refuse.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 28, 2013, 12:37:25 PM
Come on jester don't give up on her just yet

And this statement coming from a guy that abandoned his Suzuki GS for an 800cc Nazi built farm tractor?  :nono:

And no, I don't have a GS500 any more either, but my V-Strom is a lot like a 1000cc version of the GS500... only real difference is, the DL1000 is a bit slower and a tad unreliable.
And top heavy.
And a fuel hog.
And runs like sh!t in hot weather.
And goes thru tires twice as fast as the GS used to.  :confused:

Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 28, 2013, 12:42:37 PM
I would sell mine if someone made me a ridiculous offer I couldn't refuse.

Someone making you an offer on a Bavarian generator with wheels ... Would be ridiculous eh!  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 28, 2013, 01:06:08 PM
I would sell mine if someone made me a ridiculous offer I couldn't refuse.

Someone making you an offer on a Bavarian generator with wheels ... Would be ridiculous eh!  :flipoff:

BMW has their Rotax engines is manufactured in China.  :whisper:

(http://drapeaux.hallwallpaper.fr/images/drapeau_chine/11.jpg)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: jestercinti on July 28, 2013, 04:29:31 PM
EJ, was ordered to sell to meet absurd financial obligations set forth by the court.  Appealing as we speak, but that takes months.

When over, I will rebuild bigger, better, stronger. Until then, have to focus on what is important.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 28, 2013, 07:09:42 PM
EJ, was ordered to sell to meet absurd financial obligations set forth by the court.

That's funny...
I always thought that a GS500 was the epitome of a poor man's transportation.  :confused:
Tell the lawyers "it aint no Gold Wing!"

Good luck with the proceedings. I know it must be a PITA!
Stay frosty.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 28, 2013, 07:37:33 PM
Bugger Jester! I have confidence all will be well in the land of GS for you again though  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 28, 2013, 08:12:29 PM
I hate when you make a tea, forget about it and then have to drink it cold #FirstWorldProblems
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 28, 2013, 09:31:43 PM
I would sell mine if someone made me a ridiculous offer I couldn't refuse.

Someone making you an offer on a Bavarian generator with wheels ... Would be ridiculous eh!  :flipoff:

BMW has their Rotax engines is manufactured in China.  :whisper:

(http://drapeaux.hallwallpaper.fr/images/drapeau_chine/11.jpg)

 :icon_eek: ... A Chinese generator with Bavarian wheels then?! ... Good grief!  ;)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 28, 2013, 10:27:00 PM
I would sell mine if someone made me a ridiculous offer I couldn't refuse.

Someone making you an offer on a Bavarian generator with wheels ... Would be ridiculous eh!  :flipoff:

BMW has their Rotax engines is manufactured in China.  :whisper:

(http://drapeaux.hallwallpaper.fr/images/drapeau_chine/11.jpg)

 :icon_eek: ... A Chinese generator with Bavarian wheels then?! ... Good grief!  ;)

I know some bits are made in India.

So we have a Chinese / Indian made tractor stamped with a Bavarian label?

Almost as good as British Triumphs made in Thailand where workers are paid a bowl of rice a day mixed with stir fried gravel and have to get up before they sleep to clean road wit tongue before going to work. Seems our humble GS is the only true European built bike left  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 28, 2013, 10:34:47 PM
I'm sensing alot of jealousy here toward me. And resorting to nit picking? Tsk tak tsk tsk tsk. And if I could be bothered in sure we'd find a few bits made in china on the gs. Now what's that saying about pots and kettles? Glass houses and stones? He who be without sin?

And jester that sucks about the forced sale.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 28, 2013, 11:02:17 PM

 Seems our humble GS is the only true European built bike left  :thumb:


Exactly!  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 29, 2013, 02:09:37 AM
Correction your gs's WERE a European assembled bike after it was assembled in Japan, then South America.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 29, 2013, 03:11:10 AM
Correction your gs's WERE a European assembled bike after it was assembled in Japan, then South America.

Exactly!  :kiss3:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 29, 2013, 05:45:08 AM
Just like my bike but with the difference being that its STILL in production.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 29, 2013, 06:06:39 AM
I'm sensing alot of jealousy here toward me. And resorting to nit picking? Tsk tak tsk tsk tsk. And if I could be bothered in sure we'd find a few bits made in china on the gs. Now what's that saying about pots and kettles? Glass houses and stones? He who be without sin?

not all about you Slips!! .. its our general antipathy towards that nobby marque you riding! ... granted you may be a bit of an ass ... but thats no reason to go and prove it by actually buying a bloody BMW!! ..  ;) :flipoff:

you did save yourself a little recently with that review of the Brutale 800 .. which IS a bike that while still 'wanky' .. has old school cool connotations...

'he who be without sin'?!?!?!?!...... you bought a Bimmer!! ... you already going staight to the firepit!!  :D ;) :flipoff:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 29, 2013, 06:09:11 AM
With a hot chick on the back. And yes she is a chick I made sure beforehand.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Janx101 on July 29, 2013, 06:57:31 AM
With a hot chick on the back. And yes she is a chick I made sure beforehand.

yeah but does she know you a dude?!  :icon_lol:

 ;) :angel:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 29, 2013, 07:12:58 AM
With a hot chick on the back. And yes she is a chick I made sure beforehand.

yeah but does she know you a dude?!  :icon_lol:

 ;) :angel:
I would so like to comment about the comments but I think I will bite my tongue instead.
I love it when someone is quoted so I can see the BS that is going on :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 29, 2013, 07:14:26 AM
Diggers is on tonight  :woohoo:

Going for Juice hell yeah!!!!!

Ditto Cods  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 29, 2013, 07:19:33 AM
Pick up my new bike tomorrow :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

 :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Remember.... pics or it didn't happen  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 29, 2013, 07:22:07 AM
Pick up my new bike tomorrow :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

 :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Remember.... pics or it didn't happen  :icon_mrgreen:
I removed that post goofy. You are too quick off the mark.
Will post pics as soon as I bring it home :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 29, 2013, 07:48:34 AM
I ain't payin her to talk hahahahahah how you like that bs.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: Electrojake on July 29, 2013, 02:44:20 PM
Here we go (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Facepalm.gif)
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 29, 2013, 07:27:03 PM
Dammit too broke for popcorn atm. but nothin like free drama Eh?
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 29, 2013, 07:56:23 PM
Nothing like a bit of bs for the ultimate bs thread.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 29, 2013, 07:57:24 PM
My GS is all Japan... well, maybe some of the bits I put on during the rebuild aren't but the original stuff definitely is  :thumb:

And when I get my Kat, it will also be all Japan  :thumb:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 29, 2013, 10:37:55 PM
Thank you Pete a break from all this euro clap trap. A bit of jap crap haha jks. In other news im ticking over 20000 so first major service for me soon. Rear tyre holding up well after 10000 no sign of flat spotting in the middle yet. I'm putting that down to fastidious attention to my tyre pressures. Aaaaaand new shields for my arai. I gots myself a chrome one now for the sunny days.
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 29, 2013, 11:32:58 PM
2 hours to go  :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 29, 2013, 11:42:12 PM
I have nothing to add I just post just cause
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: codajastal on July 30, 2013, 01:33:11 AM
The time has arrived :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=65121.new#new
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 30, 2013, 01:48:30 AM
What year
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: mister on July 30, 2013, 11:06:34 AM
Very nice.... I want  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: slipperymongoose on July 30, 2013, 11:07:05 AM
Help yourself
Title: Re: Last Post Wins - V3
Post by: peteGS on July 30, 2013, 11:18:57 AM
I like it Cods  :thumb:

And I like my R1 throttle tube... nice to have that quick to WOT feeling... getting used to the stiffer throttle now too... was a bit unsure at first but now fiddling with the throttle free play and getting used to it... I like it