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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2008, 04:01:28 PM »
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2008, 06:20:33 PM »
An Australians version of the word "Piss"... (slang)

1. Take a piss = Have a slash, shake the snake, urinate.
2. Piss House = Place to urinate EG: public toilet, toilet in house (same as when you need to have a shaZam! it is said "where is your shaZam! house")
3. Going out to buy some piss = Going out to buy alcohol of any generic description.
4. Your pissed mate = Your drunk.
5. He's pissed = He's angry.
6. He's pissed = He's drunk.
7. Lets get pissed = Lets consume alcohol till drunk
8. Piss head = label for someone who is drunk.
9. Taking the piss = Teasing, joking with.
10. Piss off = go away (insulting)

Yea you think the English language is confusing....Combine the English language with Australian slang.
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2008, 11:13:58 PM »
would someone who is "pissed on the piss" be an angry drunk? ( correct as necessary) my australian slang needs some help :oops:
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #43 on: June 03, 2008, 01:02:55 AM »
 :laugh: Yea something like that.

The problem with Aussie slang is words like "Pissed" have multiple meanings depending on the situation.  same as the word F**K.  Look at the many many different situations where the word F**K is used.

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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #44 on: June 03, 2008, 03:43:31 AM »
an example of being on the piss Eh? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MQjLNpjTYu8
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #45 on: June 03, 2008, 02:29:45 PM »
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g

That was a very informative, thank you for the quick brush up lesson. All along my usage of the word was flawed... :laugh:
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #46 on: June 11, 2008, 12:46:53 PM »
Heres A Couple of English Usage , with some Copys from the Australian side , There very Close In Usage

Your Pissed: Drunk
Your Pissed: Drunk
Your Taking The Piss: You Are Making A Mockery Of Me Sir.
You Piss Freak: You Wierdo
You Piss Freak: Likes To Be Wee'd On
Your Pissing Me Off: You Are Getting On My Nerves Toodly Pip
Piss Off: Please leave This Place
I Need A Piss: Need To Go Wee Wee


I Think Ill Have More Fun With f%$k..As Its My Favorite Swear Word

Get f%&ked: Go Away
Get f%&ked: Go Have Sex
f%$k Off: Please Leave
Your f%&ked: Your Drunk/ On Drugs
Your f%&ked: Your Going To Be Getting A Kicking
f%$k Me: Shock..Surpise
f%$k Me: Jump On It Love
Its f%&ked: Its Broken
f%$k: Used When Hurt Yourself
f%$k: Sex

Now We have shaZam!

shaZam!: damn
shaZam!: Rubbish Item
shaZam!: Poo
Your Shitfaced: Your Drunk..
Your Shitfaced: Dude You Have Poo On your Face
This is shaZam!: This is Rubbish
This is The shaZam!: This is Great
Good shaZam!: Nice Drink/Drugs
Good shaZam!: That Nice Feeling After Eating 10 Burgers And Letting Them Go
You Little shaZam!: You Annoying Person


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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #47 on: June 11, 2008, 11:55:14 PM »
LOL love it.   :thumb:
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2008, 04:14:14 AM »
gotta love teh english slang/usage on it. ive been somewhat assimilated, using many of these terms, and get odd looks, i get even odder looks, when i ask people, where can i get spotted duck?  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #49 on: June 13, 2008, 12:05:10 AM »
The word was used in some form in the King James version of the Bible. 

Here are the scriptures where it was used:

http://cf.blueletterbible.org/search/translationResults.cfm?Criteria=pisseth&t=KJV

Also, here's a Baptist (that I found a bit amusing) giving his take on it:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxcyqeRc-4

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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #50 on: June 13, 2008, 12:47:20 AM »
interesting, i read teh KJV myself, and often come across these things. havent seen this one in a bit tho
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #51 on: July 18, 2008, 08:45:52 PM »
piss off
Why didn't you just go the whole way and buy me a f@#king Kawasaki you bastards.

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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2008, 12:11:49 AM »
Naah ill piss on if thats okay
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2008, 06:33:19 AM »
work is boring the piss out of me.  Im getting so sleepy i need to drink tons of liquids so that i have to keep gettign up to piss or pay the price and piss my self in my sleep! .  woot woot.  Pissing, the ultimate internal alarm clock. 
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #54 on: September 26, 2008, 03:22:11 PM »
I have to piss.

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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #55 on: October 12, 2008, 12:50:14 AM »
Meh ill piss on it after i f%$k and poo  :laugh:
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #56 on: October 12, 2008, 04:02:15 AM »
The good ole after intercourse piss is horrible.  I have to sit down to piss so I dont give the bathroom a urine shower.
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #57 on: October 15, 2008, 01:09:22 AM »
Pee diddle
Sean P Diddle Combs!!!!  lmao
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #58 on: October 17, 2008, 01:06:37 AM »
The good ole after intercourse piss is horrible.  I have to sit down to piss so I dont give the bathroom a urine shower.
Oh rly, ive never had that problem   :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Piss thread
« Reply #59 on: October 18, 2008, 08:13:22 PM »
The good ole after intercourse piss is horrible.  I have to sit down to piss so I dont give the bathroom a urine shower.
Oh rly, ive never had that problem   :laugh: :laugh:
Sounds like a personal problem....lmao.  I dont know whos, but it is.  lmao. 
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