Author Topic: Piss thread (Read 17718 times)

bettingpython · « **Reply #40 on:** March 04, 2008, 01:01:28 PM »

Pee diddle

08GSSteve · « **Reply #41 on:** June 02, 2008, 03:20:33 PM »

An Australians version of the word "Piss"... (slang)

1. Take a piss = Have a slash, shake the snake, urinate.
2. Piss House = Place to urinate EG: public toilet, toilet in house (same as when you need to have a shaZam! it is said "where is your shaZam! house")
3. Going out to buy some piss = Going out to buy alcohol of any generic description.
4. Your pissed mate = Your drunk.
5. He's pissed = He's angry.
6. He's pissed = He's drunk.
7. Lets get pissed = Lets consume alcohol till drunk
8. Piss head = label for someone who is drunk.
9. Taking the piss = Teasing, joking with.
10. Piss off = go away (insulting)

Yea you think the English language is confusing....Combine the English language with Australian slang.

yamahonkawazuki · « **Reply #42 on:** June 02, 2008, 08:13:58 PM »

would someone who is "pissed on the piss" be an angry drunk? ( correct as necessary) my australian slang needs some help

08GSSteve · « **Reply #43 on:** June 02, 2008, 10:02:55 PM »

Yea something like that.

The problem with Aussie slang is words like "Pissed" have multiple meanings depending on the situation. same as the word F**K. Look at the many many different situations where the word F**K is used.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g

yamahonkawazuki · « **Reply #44 on:** June 03, 2008, 12:43:31 AM »

an example of being on the piss Eh? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MQjLNpjTYu8

bucks1605 · « **Reply #45 on:** June 03, 2008, 11:29:45 AM »

Quote from: 08GSSteve on June 02, 2008, 10:02:55 PM

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g

That was a very informative, thank you for the quick brush up lesson. All along my usage of the word was flawed...

Jay_wolf · « **Reply #46 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:46:53 AM »

Heres A Couple of English Usage , with some Copys from the Australian side , There very Close In Usage

Your Pissed: Drunk
Your Pissed: Drunk
Your Taking The Piss: You Are Making A Mockery Of Me Sir.
You Piss Freak: You Wierdo
You Piss Freak: Likes To Be Wee'd On
Your Pissing Me Off: You Are Getting On My Nerves Toodly Pip
Piss Off: Please leave This Place
I Need A Piss: Need To Go Wee Wee

I Think Ill Have More Fun With f%$k..As Its My Favorite Swear Word

Get f%&ked: Go Away
Get f%&ked: Go Have Sex
f%$k Off: Please Leave
Your f%&ked: Your Drunk/ On Drugs
Your f%&ked: Your Going To Be Getting A Kicking
f%$k Me: Shock..Surpise
f%$k Me: Jump On It Love
Its f%&ked: Its Broken
f%$k: Used When Hurt Yourself
f%$k: Sex

Now We have shaZam!

shaZam!: damn
shaZam!: Rubbish Item
shaZam!: Poo
Your Shitfaced: Your Drunk..
Your Shitfaced: Dude You Have Poo On your Face
This is shaZam!: This is Rubbish
This is The shaZam!: This is Great
Good shaZam!: Nice Drink/Drugs
Good shaZam!: That Nice Feeling After Eating 10 Burgers And Letting Them Go
You Little shaZam!: You Annoying Person

Enjoy , I may Update

08GSSteve · « **Reply #47 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:55:14 PM »

LOL love it.

yamahonkawazuki · « **Reply #48 on:** June 12, 2008, 01:14:14 AM »

gotta love teh english slang/usage on it. ive been somewhat assimilated, using many of these terms, and get odd looks, i get even odder looks, when i ask people, where can i get spotted duck?

theUBS · « **Reply #49 on:** June 12, 2008, 09:05:10 PM »

The word was used in some form in the King James version of the Bible.

Here are the scriptures where it was used:

http://cf.blueletterbible.org/search/translationResults.cfm?Criteria=pisseth&t=KJV

Also, here's a Baptist (that I found a bit amusing) giving his take on it:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxcyqeRc-4

yamahonkawazuki · « **Reply #50 on:** June 12, 2008, 09:47:20 PM »

interesting, i read teh KJV myself, and often come across these things. havent seen this one in a bit tho

bettingpython · « **Reply #51 on:** July 18, 2008, 05:45:52 PM »

piss off

yamahonkawazuki · « **Reply #52 on:** July 18, 2008, 09:11:49 PM »

Naah ill piss on if thats okay

shiznizbiz · « **Reply #53 on:** August 10, 2008, 03:33:19 AM »

work is boring the piss out of me. Im getting so sleepy i need to drink tons of liquids so that i have to keep gettign up to piss or pay the price and piss my self in my sleep! . woot woot. Pissing, the ultimate internal alarm clock.

NiceGuysFinishLast · « **Reply #54 on:** September 26, 2008, 12:22:11 PM »

I have to piss.

BTW, I can't believe this thread is still here... it's like this is my legacy to GSTwin... that makes me embarrassed...

yamahonkawazuki · « **Reply #55 on:** October 11, 2008, 09:50:14 PM »

Meh ill piss on it after i f%$k and poo

shiznizbiz · « **Reply #56 on:** October 12, 2008, 01:02:15 AM »

The good ole after intercourse piss is horrible. I have to sit down to piss so I dont give the bathroom a urine shower.

shiznizbiz · « **Reply #57 on:** October 14, 2008, 10:09:22 PM »

Quote from: bettingpython on March 04, 2008, 01:01:28 PM

Pee diddle

Sean P Diddle Combs!!!! lmao

yamahonkawazuki · « **Reply #58 on:** October 16, 2008, 10:06:37 PM »

Quote from: shiznizbiz on October 12, 2008, 01:02:15 AM

The good ole after intercourse piss is horrible. I have to sit down to piss so I dont give the bathroom a urine shower.

Oh rly, ive never had that problem

shiznizbiz · « **Reply #59 on:** October 18, 2008, 05:13:22 PM »

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 16, 2008, 10:06:37 PM

Quote from: shiznizbiz on October 12, 2008, 01:02:15 AM
The good ole after intercourse piss is horrible. I have to sit down to piss so I dont give the bathroom a urine shower.
Oh rly, ive never had that problem

Sounds like a personal problem....lmao. I dont know whos, but it is. lmao.

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