Ohhhh this is hilarious you can't make this shaZam! up, put in my real name and this is what I got
"Throbbing Python of Love"
Oh man this is even funnier I decided to use the shortened version of my first name, Josh instead of my full first name Joshua and this is what I get.
"The Bald-Headed Champ"
Which is hilarious because I am balding and keep what hair I have cut extremely short...any shorter and I am using a razor to cut my hair.