Don't know why, but I love this one...

brentphx · July 24, 2009, 08:04:38 AM

It's Friday morning at work... time for youtube!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb-AcQhhDGQ&feature=player_embedded

JB848 · July 24, 2009, 12:53:54 PM

I was going to say, "this is exactly what will happen to (insert name) some one here when he gets a bigger bike", but I won't!

shiznizbiz · July 24, 2009, 03:09:37 PM

damn....that is harsh JB.

i know who youre talkgin about. But yeah...that made me chuckle quite hard brent

annguyen1981 · July 24, 2009, 06:25:45 PM

Quote from: JB848 on July 24, 2009, 12:53:54 PM
I was going to say, "this is exactly what will happen to (insert name) some one here when he gets a bigger bike", but I won't!

jrains89 · July 25, 2009, 02:35:23 PM

that has nothing, nothing at all to do with the size of the bike. i've seen this happen on a 50cc scooter. that has everything to do with someone who's obviously never ridden a motorcycle and doesn't know the controls. when you move up to a bigger bike, you understand that you have to use the throttle more gingerly. jesus what is it with people hating on people for wanting a bigger bike. nobody ever gives people shaZam! for moving from a 1990 integra ls to a 2005 GTO LS2.

on a lighter note

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Als7iq6PK0k

Toogoofy317 · July 25, 2009, 05:03:20 PM

I do

I definately think that old people should not be allowed to have high dollar sports cars and go 25mph in a 65 in them. But, being in a steel cage is much different than having nothing around you on a bike and a huge horse power jump. Not saying just sayin! Now if I just had the money for the Dodge Challenger SRT in the Dodge green and racing stripes oh man oh man I want one!

Mary

JB848 · July 28, 2009, 07:13:34 AM

Quote from: shiznizbiz on July 24, 2009, 03:09:37 PM
damn....that is harsh JB. i know who youre talkgin about. But yeah...that made me chuckle quite hard brent

LMAO, well if shoe fits wear it is all I am saying! And yes Mary I would much rather old people go 65 in a 25 the 25 in a 65! Up here in NJ we have a S load of retirment communities and when you drive around them you inevitably ride up behind a huge car going insanely slow and all you can see from behind is blue hair and knuckles on the steering wheel

shiznizbiz · July 28, 2009, 04:48:33 PM

And the whole time theyre thinking... oh sheet oh sheet oh sheet i need to slow down.

Toogoofy317 · July 28, 2009, 06:54:23 PM

I'm quite sure you've heard this one!

One day an elderly Christian Lady put a bumper sticket on her car that said "honk if you love Jesus"
Well she was out with her Grandson and was sitting at a light and she had become destracted when the light changed. All of a sudden people started honking.
"Did you hear that Johnny all of these people love Jesus" she got so excited that she started honking her horn in excitement for love of the Lord. All of a sudden a man started waving his middle finger at her.
"oh my Johnny he's waving at me"
"Don't worry Grandma that's the Hawiian good luck wave"
"OH wonderful he's waving and he loves the Lord."
Just as the light changed she decided she'd better go and gave the Hawiian good luck wave to him sad of leaving all of her friend's in Christ. And off she went!

Mary

shiznizbiz · July 28, 2009, 07:56:45 PM

Quote from: Toogoofy317 on July 28, 2009, 06:54:23 PM
I'm quite sure you've heard this one!

One day an elderly Christian Lady put a bumper sticket on her car that said "honk if you love Jesus"
Well she was out with her Grandson and was sitting at a light and she had become destracted when the light changed. All of a sudden people started honking.
"Did you hear that Johnny all of these people love Jesus" she got so excited that she started honking her horn in excitement for love of the Lord. All of a sudden a man started waving his middle finger at her.
"oh my Johnny he's waving at me"
"Don't worry Grandma that's the Hawiian good luck wave"
"OH wonderful he's waving and he loves the Lord."
Just as the light changed she decided she'd better go and gave the Hawiian good luck wave to him sad of leaving all of her friend's in Christ. And off she went!

Mary

yep, but it never gets old.

JB848 · July 30, 2009, 12:34:25 PM

I'd say that's debatable but good one Mary

annguyen1981 · July 30, 2009, 01:04:00 PM

Quote from: Toogoofy317 on July 28, 2009, 06:54:23 PM
I'm quite sure you've heard this one!

One day an elderly Christian Lady put a bumper sticket on her car that said "honk if you love Jesus"
Well she was out with her Grandson and was sitting at a light and she had become destracted when the light changed. All of a sudden people started honking.
"Did you hear that Johnny all of these people love Jesus" she got so excited that she started honking her horn in excitement for love of the Lord. All of a sudden a man started waving his middle finger at her.
"oh my Johnny he's waving at me"
"Don't worry Grandma that's the Hawiian good luck wave"
"OH wonderful he's waving and he loves the Lord."
Just as the light changed she decided she'd better go and gave the Hawiian good luck wave to him sad of leaving all of her friend's in Christ. And off she went!

Mary

There's a much longer (and MUCH better) version... lemme see if I can find it.

annguyen1981 · July 30, 2009, 01:05:03 PM

Here it is:

QuoteGrandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

Dear Grand-son,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the
light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
;
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window
and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord
for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

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Don't know why, but I love this one...