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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2013, 02:58:20 PM »
 :woohoo: Thank you John!  :woohoo:

Made it to the Farm real quick. :cheers:

Fun times are back.  :thumb:

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2013, 04:57:42 PM »

"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2013, 05:11:41 PM »
Funny. at first i couldnt stand family guy. But its grown on me. btw jester. do you call the exterra "lemon" because of its color? or?

Both the color (it's yellow) and the fact that it's had the following problems in it's lifetime:

** Gas gauge failure.  Like our GS, had to rely on the trip odometer.  Unfortunately, no reserve.  Later a warranty extension fixed this.  Ran out of fuel 3x.
** Transmission coolant ran through bottom of radiator.  All good until internal cracks cause a $5000 paperweight in a 4x4 transmission.  Replaced radiator and bypassed transmission line through said radiator.
** Countless sensors dying causing a BLINDING SES light.
** Endless heat shield rattles.
** Substandard timing chain guide plastic causes annoying engine "whine".  An $8 replacement part, and 8 hours of labor.  Ended up living with issue.
** Spark plugs under intake plenum.  a 30 minute job takes 2.5 hours and 3 socket extensions and a universal joint swivel.  Replaced with Iridium.  Do not want to do that again.
** Airbag sensor corrosion caused system to fail.  A recall fixed this later on.
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2013, 09:03:21 PM »
Aghhhhhhhhhh the feeling of normality
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2013, 11:11:17 PM »
Buy a good battery.

Not so good batteries have drama.


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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2013, 11:57:18 PM »
Amen maintenance free to that
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2013, 12:12:42 AM »
** Gas gauge failure.  Like our GS, had to rely on the trip odometer.  Unfortunately, no reserve.  Later a warranty extension fixed this.  Ran out of fuel 3x.
** Transmission coolant ran through bottom of radiator.  All good until internal cracks cause a $5000 paperweight in a 4x4 transmission.  Replaced radiator and bypassed transmission line through said radiator.
** Countless sensors dying causing a BLINDING SES light.
** Endless heat shield rattles.
** Substandard timing chain guide plastic causes annoying engine "whine".  An $8 replacement part, and 8 hours of labor.  Ended up living with issue.
** Spark plugs under intake plenum.  a 30 minute job takes 2.5 hours and 3 socket extensions and a universal joint swivel.  Replaced with Iridium.  Do not want to do that again.
** Airbag sensor corrosion caused system to fail.  A recall fixed this later on.

My Son... a Nissan lover, and a mechanic by trade.
I have seen him toil endlessly under the hood of his vehicles while I cruise by in my completely trouble-free, ten year old Jeep TJ.

Just sayin' jester... I feel your pain brother.
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2013, 12:35:57 AM »
Funny. at first i couldnt stand family guy. But its grown on me. btw jester. do you call the exterra "lemon" because of its color? or?

Both the color (it's yellow) and the fact that it's had the following problems in it's lifetime:

** Gas gauge failure.  Like our GS, had to rely on the trip odometer.  Unfortunately, no reserve.  Later a warranty extension fixed this.  Ran out of fuel 3x.
** Transmission coolant ran through bottom of radiator.  All good until internal cracks cause a $5000 paperweight in a 4x4 transmission.  Replaced radiator and bypassed transmission line through said radiator.
** Countless sensors dying causing a BLINDING SES light.
** Endless heat shield rattles.
** Substandard timing chain guide plastic causes annoying engine "whine".  An $8 replacement part, and 8 hours of labor.  Ended up living with issue.
** Spark plugs under intake plenum.  a 30 minute job takes 2.5 hours and 3 socket extensions and a universal joint swivel.  Replaced with Iridium.  Do not want to do that again.
** Airbag sensor corrosion caused system to fail.  A recall fixed this later on.
my frontier was like this. wont buy a first generation anythign ever again. btw jester, im thinking yours is a v6, does it rattle when you first start it? ( oil filled lifters knock until they fill. usually a second or so then quiet
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2013, 01:17:32 AM »
Jester...
Pour a jug of this stuff in the crankcase with your next oil change.




If that doesn't quiet things down in there, then carefully mix in exactly 6 scoops of this stuff...

 

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2013, 01:54:16 AM »
That maxima was my second Nissan, my first was an Australian built skyline.
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2013, 03:16:47 AM »
Nissan has gone to the CVT now. It's not the most reliable.

Like most married men, I inherit the pos Xterra while the wife gets the new car next year. The Mazda has 199,000 miles on her now (324,000 km). It chugs like an evinrude outboard.

This is why I drive a GS.


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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2013, 03:18:29 AM »
Yama, it does rattle.

Lifters, heat shields, and hood latch.

Seat rattles too. Can't tell which is which LOL!


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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2013, 03:44:28 AM »
So, where the he11 is Mister?  :dunno_black:

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2013, 04:19:14 AM »
since john went batshit crazy and neutered lpw, mister went btl err batshit lost hell be around
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2013, 05:41:57 AM »
So, where the he11 is Mister?  :dunno_black:
Hes around :thumb: Just busy.
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2013, 05:51:00 AM »
yeah fapping does take up ones time lol . how is he busy? he claims to not work hardly ever yet get paid for it. so he should have enough time to make john cancel this one too lol
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2013, 05:53:07 AM »
Its not up to me to elaborate. I am sure when he logs in he will if he so chooses :cool:
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2013, 06:04:47 AM »
Its not up to me to elaborate. I am sure when he logs in he will if he so chooses :cool:
im quite sure of that :). jus seems kinda odd w/o his antics lol
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2013, 06:53:41 AM »
He'll be round soon enough
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2013, 08:40:22 AM »
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