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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #80 on: March 23, 2013, 01:22:42 AM »
Grammar is important.

Capital letters are the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"
Well said. Never thought of it that way. would rather help my uncle Jack off a horse versus helping uncle jack off a horse lol
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #81 on: March 23, 2013, 02:02:41 AM »
Is that what yanks do? Jack off horses or help family members jack off animals?
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #82 on: March 23, 2013, 02:51:22 AM »
Um... jseter,
About putting your fist through this door...
You been drinking on an empty stomach again?  :o   :icon_mrgreen:


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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #83 on: March 23, 2013, 03:21:43 AM »
Is that what yanks do? Jack off horses or help family members jack off animals?
naah thats the aussie thing ;), i mean yall drink piss. err are on the piss etc.  gotta love aussie slang.  like uk slang. its like if i told someone i was going to smoke a faggot, ( may have it in wrong context) id be going to have a cigarette.) yet using us slang, would mean a homosexuals life was in danger.
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #84 on: March 23, 2013, 03:58:12 AM »
Yes u had the correct slang meaning Yamma. In Australia we had lollies called fags they were mini sugar cigarettes with a red end so it looked like it was lit. Now they call em fads
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #85 on: March 23, 2013, 05:17:49 AM »
its like if i told someone i was going to smoke a faggot,
Only Poofters smoke faggots. Unless you are in the US then you can smoke them with your 45 :icon_razz:
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #86 on: March 23, 2013, 05:24:32 AM »
its like if i told someone i was going to smoke a faggot,
Only Poofters smoke faggots. Unless you are in the US then you can smoke them with your 45 :icon_razz:
cigarettes. not sure if its nancy boy, fags or faggots which one meqans a cigarette. my mind is not doing good right now. been rough  :cry: have a long day tomorrow. go to work @ 9am, leave at 3pm, go to north carolina and to casino. friend is paying it all. so i say why not. plus either get to ride in the maserati or the bmw 740 ( 2010 ttv8 lol) love those cars. have driven the maserati over the last few years. i cant legally drive the bmw. but i can in parking lot @ harrahs. then we get home @ midnight. so i will sleep well for the first time in ages methinks
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #87 on: March 23, 2013, 06:05:54 AM »
Cigarettes have accumulated a variety of nicknames such as "smokes", "butt", "square" (from the shape of the box), "cigs", "ciggies", "stogs", "stogies", "stokes", "snouts", "tabs" (especially in NE England), "loosey" (a single cigarette), "backwards", "bogeys", "boges", "gorts", "ciggy wiggy dilly's", "darts", "refries" (already used cigarettes being relit and smoked), "straights" (for factory rolled ones), "dugans" (especially in NYC), "hairy rags", "hausersticks", "jacks", "joes" (taken from the "Camel Joe", an old Camel Cigarettes mascot), "grits", "grants" (A common phrase used for asking someone for a cigarette is "Can you grant me a grant?"), "tailies" (short for "tailor made", only in New Zealand) and "fags" (the term "nancy boy" is used more commonly in the United Kingdom and Australia, whereas in the United States and Canada, it is primarily a derogatory term for a male homosexual). Cigarettes have also attracted somewhat fatalistic nicknames related to their effect on the smoker's health, such as "coffin nails", "cancer sticks", "lung darts", "Sweet cancer", "gaspers" or even "black lungs" in terms of the "smoker". In Australia, cigarettes are sometimes called "Doogans" or "Durries". A relatively new term emerged with the release of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones after Obi-Wan Kenobi was offered a "death stick" in a nightclub, even though the 'death sticks' were some form of glowing liquid rather than anything smokable. Self-rolled cigarettes are called "rollies", in the UK they are called "ronnies", "prison rolls"(which are particularly thin, as tobacco needs to be used sparingly) and "gyppo fags".
 
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #88 on: March 23, 2013, 06:23:41 AM »
Too much reading
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #89 on: March 23, 2013, 12:18:52 PM »
never too much reading, could always read this site lol
www.gstwin.com
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #90 on: March 23, 2013, 09:49:03 PM »
For a Saturday that's too much reading
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #91 on: March 24, 2013, 01:30:23 AM »
Cigarettes have accumulated a variety of nicknames such as "smokes", "butt", "square" (from the shape of the box), "cigs", "ciggies", "stogs", "stogies", "stokes", "snouts", "tabs" (especially in NE England), "loosey" (a single cigarette), "backwards", "bogeys", "boges", "gorts", "ciggy wiggy dilly's", "darts", "refries" (already used cigarettes being relit and smoked), "straights" (for factory rolled ones), "dugans" (especially in NYC), "hairy rags", "hausersticks", "jacks", "joes" (taken from the "Camel Joe", an old Camel Cigarettes mascot), "grits", "grants" (A common phrase used for asking someone for a cigarette is "Can you grant me a grant?"), "tailies" (short for "tailor made", only in New Zealand) and "fags" (the term "nancy boy" is used more commonly in the United Kingdom and Australia, whereas in the United States and Canada, it is primarily a derogatory term for a male homosexual).

Cigarettes have also attracted somewhat fatalistic nicknames related to their effect on the smoker's health, such as "coffin nails", "cancer sticks", "lung darts", "Sweet cancer", "gaspers" or even "black lungs" in terms of the "smoker".

In Australia, cigarettes are sometimes called "Doogans" or "Durries".
A relatively new term emerged with the release of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones after Obi-Wan Kenobi was offered a "death stick" in a nightclub, even though the 'death sticks' were some form of glowing liquid rather than anything smokable.

Self-rolled cigarettes are called "rollies", in the UK they are called "ronnies", "prison rolls"(which are particularly thin, as tobacco needs to be used sparingly) and "gyppo fags".

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #92 on: March 24, 2013, 01:37:46 AM »
Oh god not more reading I've just been to a library
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #93 on: March 24, 2013, 02:11:14 AM »
It's not just reading... It's an assignment given by Yama.
Now go do your homework.

BTW: Its a lot better than talking about masturbating a horses pen!s. No  :dunno_black:
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #94 on: March 24, 2013, 02:59:43 AM »
EJ, you do have to admit that was funny...no?


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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #95 on: March 24, 2013, 04:07:31 AM »
Lazy Sunday
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #96 on: March 24, 2013, 05:27:23 AM »
That it is Slips, that it is.  Albeit 1:27am.

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #97 on: March 24, 2013, 07:29:14 AM »
I washed and polished out the scratches on my car today. I was going to wash my bike as well but ran out of daylight
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #98 on: March 24, 2013, 08:02:06 AM »
got back from harrahs. ( something i didnt have to pay for so why not. was invited and funded so hey i enjoyed it. ) lost my ass lol. until i played some poker. then left @ a profit. the ride in the 740 was FUN. that was one agile big car.
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #99 on: March 24, 2013, 08:23:03 AM »
Which car? Of ped?
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