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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #720 on: May 02, 2013, 06:12:36 PM »
All quiet on the posting front

Been busy moving and dealing with baby mamma drama.  I'll post up later on this weekend when I finish up everything.
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #721 on: May 02, 2013, 07:40:25 PM »
Hope the move goes well Jester... always has to be a drama doesn't there?

Yup, so you can ride around on the bike, but BM says "Nope, total loss". Prob cause one of Them would have then bought it from the Insurance Co for whatever and scrored a nice gem.

Don't wonder about Ozzy, call him and get the words direct  :thumb:

Really, the bloke who did it should just anti-up the money from his own pocket and then you both go your sep ways.

Yep will give Ozzy a call next week and organise it. Says on his website he's approved for InsureMyRide as well which I forgot to ask him...

I'd let the guy pay me but after the one before Christmas where I'm *still* waiting for money for the saddlebags and hand guards I ain't doing that again... he now isn't even returning calls/messages the little shaZam!...
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #722 on: May 02, 2013, 10:44:22 PM »
We need to attract a couple more regular posters to our LPW inject some life in this place
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #723 on: May 02, 2013, 11:28:05 PM »
A heartwarming Lawyer Story

 

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."


The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

 

C'mon...did you really think there was such a thing as a heart warming lawyer story???

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #724 on: May 02, 2013, 11:29:01 PM »
Yes
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #725 on: May 02, 2013, 11:55:42 PM »
good one Cods!!  :D :thumb: :cheers:

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #726 on: May 03, 2013, 02:57:42 AM »
I like a non-sequitur as much as the next Giraffe.

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #727 on: May 03, 2013, 05:32:07 AM »
Dear Dorothy Dix, 
My partner has a long record of money problems.  She runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, she shouts at me, saying I am stealing her money. She says pay the minimum and let the next lot worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also, she has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbours that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom she has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, she has gotten religious, even though she denies it. One week she hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next she's with Muslims.  Finally, the last straw:  She's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with her, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed, Lost.
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Dear Lost,
Stop whining Tim.  You're getting to live in The Lodge for free, travel the  world, and have others pay for everything for you.  You can leave her any time you want. The  rest of us are stuck with her until September 14, 2013!
Signed, Dorothy Dix.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #728 on: May 03, 2013, 06:46:25 AM »
What no iPhone? I'm slightly saddened
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #729 on: May 03, 2013, 11:01:18 AM »
Going for a ride tomorrow.
Those that give a damn can text me tonight if they wanna come with.
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #730 on: May 03, 2013, 11:59:03 AM »
iPhones are bollocks.
and not the Dogs Bollocks!
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #731 on: May 03, 2013, 12:14:23 PM »
The ducks nuts they are.
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #732 on: May 03, 2013, 12:58:06 PM »
iPhones are bollocks.
and not the Dogs Bollocks!
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #733 on: May 03, 2013, 01:24:31 PM »
iPhone rules the rest suck on the dust of previous generation iPhones
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #734 on: May 03, 2013, 02:33:46 PM »
New apartment complex repaved the parking lot.  Bike was sitting at a 45* angle this morning, but still upright!

Whew!  I have some side stand plates...Looks like I need to start using them!
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #735 on: May 03, 2013, 11:28:39 PM »
New apartment complex repaved the parking lot.  Bike was sitting at a 45* angle this morning, but still upright!

Whew!  I have some side stand plates...Looks like I need to start using them!

Glad she didn't slam the pavement jester!
I'll betcha' your F bike is spotless.
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #736 on: May 04, 2013, 02:42:42 AM »
EJ, I have a Nelson Rigg cover, so it is.

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #737 on: May 04, 2013, 03:46:45 AM »

First night in a bed in almost a month. Couch and floor have royally made my back hurt.


Good to see you getting settled-in.  :cheers:
 
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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #738 on: May 04, 2013, 04:21:57 AM »
And the beat goes on...

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Re: Last Post Wins - V3
« Reply #739 on: May 04, 2013, 04:54:42 AM »
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