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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2017, 09:44:14 AM »
Nooooo, sorry you begin with 1m us but in some foreign currency. Always 1m. Possibility is there tomake more. I.e. currency trading. But never less than 1m USD
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2017, 06:20:53 PM »
Then yes, I can take the month off to make sure everything gets done.


Ok, $1m but it's all in singles, can't be deposited, the only way you can spend it is with those singles.

Want to buy a house or supercar?  Count out X-hundred-thousand paper bills.
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2017, 09:25:23 AM »
Id be all over this. I've had to manually count currency before.
A million but yes in paper currency, HOWEVER you have a distinct phobia of handling it. Yet you must to make use of it.
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2017, 12:31:20 AM »
A million but yes in paper currency, HOWEVER you have a distinct phobia of handling it.

I'd hire someone to handle it for me.  I can afford it.


A million but everything you purchase with it must be made 100% domestically.  If even one small part of whatever is an import, no go.
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2017, 10:13:27 AM »
aka no chinesium. there was a documentary on pbs, by a chinese guy, put a family up to it, theyy could not buy or use anything made in china. was DIFFICULT.

a million, but any and all purchases must be  made in unrolled pennies. might want to consider making a purchase of a truck for this.
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2018, 07:33:52 AM »
Absolutely not. You wouldn't be able to buy anything lol.

A million dollars but every day, the proportions of your body change slightly. For example, tomorrow, your nose is a bit bigger. Next day one of your arms is now slightly longer. Day after, your eyes have moved a bit closer together.

The changes do accumulate over time, but you'll never be a monster. Your proportions do stay within reason.

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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2018, 01:55:43 PM »
if i could get my missing leg back and be hung like a porn star, lol,
a million, but in paper currency. HOWEVER, you cannot use your hands to count or handle the currency. for other things yes, currency no.
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2018, 09:22:17 AM »
if i could get my missing leg back and be hung like a porn star, lol,
a million, but in paper currency. HOWEVER, you cannot use your hands to count or handle the currency. for other things yes, currency no.
Aaron

I'm pretty sure you already suggested that one. But yes, since I could afford to pay someone to do that for me lol.

A million dollars but there is now a parrot that sits on your shoulder and listens to everything you say. The parrot also has a habit of repeating things you've said, so choose your words wisely.

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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2018, 09:25:19 AM »
Bumping my own thread since I enjoy this game lol.

A million dollars, but whenever you order any food/drink, you MUST specify that you want it boneless, even if its a food that that wouldn't normally apply to.

Example:
"Welcome to McBurger, what can I get you?"
"Yeah, hi, can I get one medium boneless milkshake please?"
"... a boneless milkshake?"
"Yes sir."
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2018, 09:32:10 AM »
Would do.  I could have fun with that.  Reminds me of an episode of Futurama in which Leela orders a fruit cup at a fast food establishment and complains that it's spelled "froot" and in quotations, and on her first bite she finds a bone in it.
Bender also orders the, and I quote, "Fried spaghetti dinner breakfast pocket for lunch" which appears in the form of a large breadstick.
I can only imagine it's like a garlicy Hot-Pocket with pasta in it.
Would eat.


Anyway, 1M but you have to wear squeaky shoes in public.  Like, every step sounds like a doggy chew toy.
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2018, 11:52:04 PM »
I do that when it rains anyway, so yes.

1 million but you have to ride only a Harley.
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #51 on: May 26, 2018, 01:06:50 AM »
Yes.


1 million but every place you sit down you are crammed between two sweaty sumo wrestlers that only wear the loin cloth. 

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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #52 on: May 26, 2018, 10:59:31 PM »
ill do that. a dollar out of that buys a nose clip so i cant smell them.
a mil, BUTevery move you back is reverseed. forward is backwards, up is down, right is left. and yes farts and burps also reversed. bodily functions however arent. so it wouldnt be lethal.
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #53 on: May 26, 2018, 11:36:55 PM »
ill do that. a dollar out of that buys a nose clip so i cant smell them.
a mil, BUTevery move you back is reverseed. forward is backwards, up is down, right is left. and yes farts and burps also reversed. bodily functions however arent. so it wouldnt be lethal.
Aaron
When I said crammed between, their fat rolls are in constant contact with you.   

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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #54 on: May 28, 2018, 10:52:15 PM »
youre a millionaire wiht a nose clip and two functioning eyelids. close them and use imagination to get that horrific occurence out of your mind. problem solved :)
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #55 on: May 29, 2018, 04:30:47 PM »
youre a millionaire wiht a nose clip and two functioning eyelids. close them and use imagination to get that horrific occurence out of your mind. problem solved :)
Aaron
I guess some people could handle the invasion of personal space better than others, but for me having to put up with that while eating meals, watching TV, sitting in a car, using the bathroom, etc... would be too much. 

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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #56 on: May 29, 2018, 10:07:35 PM »
Couldnt do it if keeping eyes open was a requirement lol.
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2018, 06:20:36 AM »
No to the sumo thing, no to the backwards thing as well.

A million dollars but you now have to nest like a dog whenever you sit down.

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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2018, 11:50:43 AM »
A million dollars but you now have to nest like a dog whenever you sit down.

Like, circle a few times?  Or do I have to contort and end up smelling my own rear?

If the former then sure, if the latter then no.


A million but you have to live in the Victorian era.  In other words, you must use period technology, clothing, etc.
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Re: A million dollars but...
« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2018, 01:16:19 PM »
A million dollars but you now have to nest like a dog whenever you sit down.

Like, circle a few times?  Or do I have to contort and end up smelling my own rear?

If the former then sure, if the latter then no.

Lol I was just referring to the circling, I hadn't thought about how dogs lay down all curled up like that.

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A million but you have to live in the Victorian era.  In other words, you must use period technology, clothing, etc.

I don't think they had motorcycles in the Victorian era, so pass on that lol.
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