How can I impress Chicks?

[conflicttheorist]

I'm just wondering what is necessary to impress chicks.  Do they like it when you pop wheelies?  Do they get really hot when you drive by at 150 mph?  What about burning out?  I'm really curious whether these things actually work to get girls.  Pretty much all the women I know say "what a jack ass," but are they harboring inner lust?

[Roadstergal]

but are they harboring inner lust?

Probabaly not.  

Owning the bike and driving it competently is all that a guy needs for the bonus motorcycle points.  Beyond that, sorry, you can't bypass the normal criteria: good sense of humor, intelligent, presentable-looking, gainfully employed, decent hygiene, good in the sack...

[JamesG]

Are you serious or just trolling?

Girls are impressed if you have a personality, can hold a converation, and have decent personal hygine in addition to riding a bike.

Most don't care/ can't tell the difference between a GS or a GSXR. They will be happy (thrilled) to ride on the back of either.  About the only distinction I've seen them make is that some prefer cruisers (HD) because they are slower and more comfortable for the passenger.

[Roadstergal]

Most don't care/ can't tell the difference between a GS or a GSXR. They will be happy (thrilled) to ride on the back of either.  About the only distinction I've seen them make is that some prefer cruisers (HD) because they are slower and more comfortable for the passenger.

Hmm. I prefer sport bikes because they are, well, more fun (and yes, I can tell differences between bike models!), and find H-Ds ridiculous in appearance.  Talking to my female friends - that seems to be a common sentiment.

If you're into bikes, you'd want a partner who shares that interest, I'd think!

[conflicttheorist]

okay, I think that is a good point about some having prefeerences for cruisers and others for sports bikes.  I always feel like the unfaired GS doesn't impress either camp, but does get general motorcycle points.  Is it just about looking cool then?  Does anybody have any "motorcycle ho" experiences with the GS?  Don't get grossly specific, but I'm seriously wondering whether the GS can be a chick magnet.

[GRU]

they maybe impresed by your GS if it's the only bike there but if you're like me, riding with gsxr600, 750 1000 and hayabusa's then you can do crazy wheelies, burnouts and other stunts and the girls want even look at you because the other (faired) bikes are nicer

[Roadstergal]

[chinox22x]

someone got issues....

[JamesG]

size issues.

:mrgreen:

[conflicttheorist]

Size doesn't matter when you are picking up... becuase you can't just whip it out in public- you have to get the opportunity to whip it out and that is where the motorcycle comes in.

[chinox22x]

Size doesn't matter when you are picking up... becuase you can't just whip it out in public- you have to get the opportunity to whip it out and that is where the motorcycle comes in.

like i said...issues.  what makes you think u can get a chic in bed just because you have a motorcycle?  

if anything...they'd probably wanna sleep with the motorcyle and not the rider!   :lol:

[conflicttheorist]

Size doesn't matter when you are picking up... becuase you can't just whip it out in public- you have to get the opportunity to whip it out and that is where the motorcycle comes in.

like i said...issues.  what makes you think u can get a chic in bed just because you have a motorcycle?  

F-off.  I am asking you guys this question.  It requires a friggin' answer not personal attacks.  If you think it doesn't help guys score then say "no," don't attack me.

[raylarrabee]

in general, I find it easier to impress dumb "chicks," so I suppose my tip for you would be to hang out with dumber girls.  The smart ones see through bullshit pretty quickly.  Unfortunately, the dumb ones are...well, dumb.

Pick your poison.

[Rema1000]

They can't tell what you look like inside a helmet, and you can't talk anyways, so that's a lost cause.  Riding without a helmet helps only until you dump and get nice big scars.  As far as I can tell, bikes only spark interest by others if you act like a poser: park the bike, but make it clear that, "yeah, it's yours".  And posing is no fun. With actual motorcycle _riding_, on the other hand, you won't meet many women at all, because you're, um, well, moving all the time.

If you want to meet women witout posing, try an activity that is more social (like, you can stop and chat easier) and involves lots of women.  Dancing is pretty good for this (join a Latin dance club).

[conflicttheorist]

in general, I find it easier to impress dumb "chicks," so I suppose my tip for you would be to hang out with dumber girls.  The smart ones see through bullshit pretty quickly.  Unfortunately, the dumb ones are...well, dumb.

Pick your poison.

That may be true.  I think that having a bike much bigger than the GS may send the wrong message to smart girls.  See for example the size issue replies above.

[JamesG]

Simma' down. Simma' down.  
They were trying to be funny.

No, the GS is not a "chick magnet" (except maybe to the chicks who want to ride themselves). it doesn't have yards of shiney plastic or chrome. Isn't super huge and loud. Doesn't look like it fell out of a sci-fi movie.  So if that was what you were looking for.... sorry.

[conflicttheorist]

They can't tell what you look like inside a helmet, and you can't talk anyways, so that's a lost cause.  Riding without a helmet helps only until you dump and get nice big scars.  As far as I can tell, bikes only spark interest by others if you act like a poser: park the bike, but make it clear that, "yeah, it's yours".  And posing is no fun. With actual motorcycle _riding_, on the other hand, you won't meet many women at all, because you're, um, well, moving all the time.

If you want to meet women witout posing, try an activity that is more social (like, you can stop and chat easier) and involves lots of women.  Dancing is pretty good for this (join a Latin dance club).

Ah!  I have got a lot more attention when I am wearing the motorcycle jacket.  I've actually told people to buy the jacket and forego the bike becuase they look so good.

[conflicttheorist]

I need to make it clear that this is a RHETORICAL question.  I have a girlfriend and she could care less.  I am just wondering about the idea.  I love my GS.

[cummuterguy]

I guess the real question is, what type's of 'chics' are you trying to find? If your looking to attract a girl that only judges you by your "bling" why not just strap a gold brick around you neck, that might drop some panties..
If you looking for girls that judge by 'risk taking' jump in front of a few trains, ride a bull, do some cliff diving... who knows? maybe some chick will dig it...
If your looking for a girlfriend that like to ride motorcycles,
step 1... get a girlfriend
step 2... take her for a ride on what ever motorcycle you happen to have
then see how she likes it

[crash]

what is this "girls" you talk of? are they edible?

ok, i'll try to be helpful....

things that do NOT impress chicks:
- riding in shorts (leather looks cooler)
- riding w/ a skullcap helmet (HD moo)
- hitting ANYTHING
- walking your bike =(
- dropping the bike
(though crashing may actually look kinda cool and get you sympathy)
- definitely not laying down the bike once you got said chick on the back


-- the ever-helpful, crash  :mrgreen: