Oh the descriptions on ebay...

[goat]

I love salespeople that know what they are talking about. Like  in this auction

The description itself wasn't really any worse than your usual ebay ad, but at the end there was:

"The bike is similar to the Honda CBR 600RR and the Yamaha R6 GSXR600 "

Really? I didn't know that.

[Rema1000]

Looks like both sides got rashed-up; either multiple crashes, or one really stellar crash.  From the rust line on the bars, it looks like the bars got bent, then bent back, which could be dangerous.

[Blueknyt]

and he will ship it for free to forward air