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Started by Daniely, April 26, 2005, 08:53:55 AM

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Daniely

April 26, 2005, 08:53:55 AM
WELL 2 am last night, my mom comes running in telling me two little mexican dudes are breaking into my truck. I run out with a golf club like a fuggin maniac, tripping over my own shoe laces trying not to fall asleep again, by then my neighbors had chased them off. (no one thought to follow them until after the fact). My neighbor down the street sat on the phone with the PD saying "Yup hes wearing a white sweater with khakis, hes runnign right at me, and there he goes past me down the street...."...GEE THANKS YA FUCKTARDS!!! These were just two teenagers....same ones that did this before, except before we tracked down their car and kicked the crap out of it with them inside. You wanna know what they took?

JUST MY FACEPLATE TO MY MP3 PLAYER!! DAMN thats annoying, my deducatble is to high to bother claiming it, had they not been scared off and managed to steal my 1000w amp, and my subs, and HELL MY SCHOOL BOOKS (which by far were the most expensive things in the truck, THANKS STANDARD EDUCATION SYSTEM!), but no, just the fooken faceplate...

Tonight, im printing out a sign to put on the windshield of the truck that says...

"Drop sack and steal the fuckin truck you pansy's!" (and im gonna leave my spare set of keys in it).

At least then I can get some cash out of it, the trucks got full coverage..DAMN this pisses me off....
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

cozy

#1
April 26, 2005, 09:07:38 AM
I took the stereo, amp and subs outta my car when i got it. Too bad you didn't get a swing at one of 'em, just as well cause then they'd come back with more firepower. Sorry for the hassle. :cheers:
**No matter where you go, There you are.**
2001 Ducati M750 Metallic

Daniely

#2
April 26, 2005, 09:09:31 AM
im seriously leavin a set of keys in the Buddha Loves You from now on...
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

davipu

#3
April 26, 2005, 09:36:53 AM
that's why when I lived in town (instead of this suburban hell) I slept with my shotty.

davipu

#4
April 26, 2005, 09:38:11 AM
hey if your just going to do that, atleast let me steal it I could use some parts.....

Daniely

#5
April 26, 2005, 09:39:50 AM
If you wanna steal it be my guest, just make sure no one finds it for a long long time, that way i get the cash, AND the option to buy it back later...
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

Daniely

#6
April 26, 2005, 09:40:12 AM
Come to my house and get the keys, you drive away, no questions asked. oh and break a window for good measure..
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

Daniely

#7
April 26, 2005, 09:47:33 AM
Im not kidding, I will hand my keys to the first person that comes to my house as long as you break a window (ON THE TRUCK!) PM me for my address :).
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

davipu

#8
April 26, 2005, 09:57:50 AM
can I brake a spare window? and how long can you give me for a head start?

crash

#9
April 26, 2005, 10:00:24 AM
i'm too lazy to do it. just have it shipped here, and tell the popo that it was stolen
* The opinions expressed in this post are those of th%&*L{P(^W@#^)*(Sasdfjkl;=235kawel;...............

2001 GS500
1996 Olds Cutlass Ciera - DEAD =(

davipu

#10
April 26, 2005, 10:04:04 AM
you know what's really funny, I was listening to AC/DC's I feel safe in NYC when this thread poped up.   wanna buy a mp3 faceplate?

Daniely

#11
April 26, 2005, 10:16:14 AM
lol, my buddy's actually volunteered to take care of it for me after i take whats left of my stereo out....lol i have good friends.
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

yamahonkawazuki

#12
April 26, 2005, 09:45:18 PM
if youre serious, i wouldnt say another word, but hell id help a person out prollypark it for a few months lol, then again im over 2k mi away
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
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neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

Daniely

#13
April 26, 2005, 09:47:42 PM
well no dice, KBB is to low to even risk trying, lol. Plus i was able to find a face plate on ebay so ill have my stereo again in a day or two. PLUS ive got some new interior parts commin via ebay soon, so when i trade the truck its upt o par.
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

Turkina

#14
April 26, 2005, 10:39:41 PM
Shoot 'em with a paintball gun, make sure the paint is some yellow or pink :guns: Then send the cops after them.  Shoot them a couple times in the nuts, don't aim for the face unless you like getting sued.

As for golf clubs, i'd go for a 3 or 5 iron over a wood.  One shot with an iron, they aren't going to walk away.
-Protection only works when you use it!-
Me: I'll kick your kitty ass!  Cat: Meow :P

Daniely

#15
April 27, 2005, 10:05:14 AM
Well actually i now have the 6 iron by my bedroom door. Not quite a 1 but not quite as feirce as a 9. Figured a 6 was just about right, besides i wouldnt wanna end up slicing such a nice shot...
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

davipu

#16
April 27, 2005, 03:59:42 PM
ok you guys are thinking too small here, just get the shotty, put a couple in his knees, throw him the back of the truck, take him home to his mother and shoot both of them, problem solved. and you just made the world a better place.

Mk1inCali

#17
April 27, 2005, 05:19:53 PM
Shotty...cute word from such a warped and evil man...
Anthony
                         '00 GS500E + 33K miles
        Bob B advancerK&N Pods/Dynojet Stage 3/Yoshimura black can full system;
        F3 rearsets/MX bars/SV throttle tube/New cables/Galfer SS line/EBC HH pads;
        Buell Signals/AL ignition cover/Fender & Reflectors hacked off.

davipu

#18
April 27, 2005, 11:36:39 PM
what, like that sure was a good kitty cat I had for dinner, cats are so good they taste just like chicken.

Mat

#19
April 28, 2005, 12:26:54 AM
Quote from: davipuwhat, like that sure was a good kitty cat I had for dinner, cats are so good they taste just like chicken.

not to mention they are free  just shoot them and take them home

don't even need to leave the city to go hunting
Matt with one t
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