When keepin' it real goes wrong!

[Michael]

Thanks Cobber    we down here appreciate that sort of talk and a big Gidday to all the GS crew and we'll throw a shrimp on the barby for all the vistors to our sun burnt country and land of sweeping planes (oh god i'm reciting poetry) and year round riding.

PS have to confess I do like a good US accent as well :lol:
 

That's embarrassing, Wilson.     Except for Tasmania, can you honestly recall the last time you heard someone call another "Cobber"?  
As for the docs looking after their own broken bones, I hope they were all Obstecologists or psychiatrists or something.  :lol:
Love the year-round riding, though.  And I'd rather live here than the Land of the Spree and the Home of the Knave.    
Oh, Oh.  I feel a flame war coming on.  

[conflicttheorist]

Chaps, leather vests, leather do rags (it hadta' be 85 degrees!), shades, you know, the whole Central Casting outfit.  

You ever noticed that the more manly a man tries to look, the more ghey it is.  I don't mean offense to gays, who always look good, I'm really talking about the fringe SM leatherboys here.  The best place to pick up a ghey guy is at the gym, benching over 250 lbs.  Really, they make calendars full of guys in boots, tight jeans, cowboy hats but the epitome of the ghey calendar guy has to be the ones where all the guys are in chaps, leather vests, and a hankercief scarf.  Add to that the spread eagle positioning of these guys on the cruisers and I would argue that there is nothing more ghey, that this is in fact "too ghey" for any ghey guys I know.

[supersoldier71]

Ya' know, I never thought of it in quite those terms, but cxome to think of it, most of the poser Harley guys I've seen do favor that leather guy from the Village People.  Hmmm.  Coincidence?

"Bring out the Gimp."
"The Gimp's sleep."
"Well i guess you'll just have to go wake 'im up then."

The moral to this is that Zed rode a Harley.

[DarkCyDE]

Yea, those outlaw doctors are really tough because they had  40g for a hog. I wander if I buy a surgical mask and scrubs if that will make me a doctor? then I would have the 40g so that I too could have a hog and dress like a reject from an S&M club.
hmmmm, the posibilities

[groff22]

LOL Great story. Man wish I was there to see the wifey put him in his place...

[Catcams]

Glad of the outcome, I still cant beleive that there are people who vibe other riders that way.

They are lucky that  their wives came out...wonder what the other outcome would have been?

[Lukewarm Wilson]

That's embarrassing, Wilson.     Except for Tasmania, can you honestly recall the last time you heard someone call another "Cobber"?  

Yeah I know    all the good Oz words are disappearing from the language so I still try to use them when I can so as they will not be lost for ever I still like to say mate instead of mite (said with slight ethnic accent) which seems to be the way, love our Aussie Slang.
   

[juno]

You ever noticed that the more manly a man tries to look, the more ghey it is. I don't mean offense to gays, who always look good, I'm really talking about the fringe SM leatherboys here. The best place to pick up a ghey guy is at the gym, benching over 250 lbs. Really, they make calendars full of guys in boots, tight jeans, cowboy hats but the epitome of the ghey calendar guy has to be the ones where all the guys are in chaps, leather vests, and a hankercief scarf. Add to that the spread eagle positioning of these guys on the cruisers and I would argue that there is nothing more ghey, that this is in fact "too ghey" for any ghey guys I know.

This is so true.  There is some sort of ghey contingent that practically worships the full dresser harleys and accompanying full dress riders.  Kenneth Anger's film "Scorpio Rising" is a perfect illustration.  I have read that there is a ghey SM fascination with outlaw bikers as well and that they are viewed as "rough trade."  I think that was in Hell's Angels by Hunter S Thompson.

[SuZuki10]

Hey Wilson-What does Cobber mean? :dunno:

[juno]

Is "GS500" Australian for "Motorcycle?"

Sorry....couldn't resist. :dunno:

[Lukewarm Wilson]

Hey Wilson-What does Cobber mean? :dunno:

Cobber is just like mate eg Hows it goin cobber or nice day cobber or get your hands off my GS500 cobber :lol:
couldn't tell you the history of the word but now I'm curious so I'll find out  

[Lukewarm Wilson]

Is "GS500" Australian for "Motorcycle?"

Sorry....couldn't resist. :dunno:

You mean there are other types?
 

[That guy]

You  shoulda dropped em. one by one. then kicked their bikes over and driven off with their wives.  

[SPDave]

Great story!  Got one for you guys...

A buddy of mine (yuppie to the core) bought a Sportster, which he rode to a local bar on Bike Night.  As he shut off his engine, a fat boy on a Fat Boy remarked, "My old lady rides a Sportster."  My friend answered, "That's funny.  My old lady has long hair, ti*s, and an ear ring."  Everyone (including fat boy) was rolling.