MSN nearly made me hurl!

[Jake D]

I actually puked in my mouth a little on this one.  

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9600151/

[Alphamazing]

Hahahahaha. That's funny. Seriously. No! I am! See?:lol::lol: That's some funny shaZam! right there. :lol:

[Badger]

Hahahahaha. That's funny. Seriously. No! I am! See?:lol::lol: That's some funny shaZam! right there. :lol:

Just saw a follow up on the news...they found a python with a 15-pound, siamese cat shaped bulge in its tummy...

[davipu]

what a waste of good meat.

[thirdman]

what a waste of good meat.

What- the cat, croc or python?

[aaronstj]

All three.  It's the hillbilly turducken.

[Badger]

All three.  It's the hillbilly turducken.

Only if you drench it with Ranch dressing.   :lol:

[starwalt]

Reminds me of another final-act-of-defiance situation I witnessed.

I was at a friends house looking over his nature trails cut to an earth dam pond. At one bank's edge we found a large, dead, large mouth bass. It had drowned. It drowned because the bull frog it tried to swallow got a leg tangled in its gills! Of course the bull frog died because it was halfway down the bass' throat.

It's just a thing-eat-thing world.

[ktrim]

if a cat chokes to death on a dead mouse, who killed who?

[starwalt]

if a cat chokes to death on a dead mouse, who killed who?

That depends on if the cat were in the box and having physics experiments performed on it.
It's a space/time continuum thing that you would need a TARDIS to figure out and observe with.

Yeah. Ask Roadstergal, she knows what I mean.  :mrgreen:

[indestructibleman]

Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

just to threadjack, did you see the latest series with Christopher Eccleston?  i thought it was fantastic overall.

a friend of mine had a sign on his door that said, "Josh is simultaneously both in and not in until you open this door, thereby collapsing the dimensional matrix."

[TarzanBoy]

Ah, Schroedinger....  he's lucky he was born before the advent of the Animal Cops show on Animal planet and the PETA

Incidentally, one of my old physics professors used to have a stuffed cat he used as a prop in class    This same prof had degrees in physics from send-by-mail 'courses' next to his actual PhD.  

Funny guy  

[starwalt]

..just to threadjack, did you see the latest series with Christopher Eccleston?  i thought it was fantastic overall.

No. I had heard talk of another run. My children grew up on a steady diet of The Doctor. There was a fair story arc going with Ace and "the short doc" prior to the long, dry spell. I enjoyed it. Some purists hated it.

I know Tolk purists that refuse to see the Jackson movies. They have some valid points, but just seeing Gandalf stand before the Balrog and command "You SHALL NOT PASS" was the corker for me in the first one. Gawd it was great.

Let's just threadjack away, it is afterall the Odds and End section.

[Jake D]

Threadjack all you want.  I'm not particularly attached to this one.  The turducken comment was funny though.  But for the most part, I hate this thread.

[The Buddha]

Yea pythons ... yea ... you know the best way to escape a python ... bite the sucker ... like take a great honking chunk out of it ... it uses fluid pressure sorta like your brake lines to suffocate ... the life out of its victim ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[Badger]

Yea pythons ... yea ... you know the best way to escape a python ... bite the sucker ... like take a great honking chunk out of it ...

Mmmmmm....python.  *drool*