Two Panthers PURPLE LESBIEN cheerleaders face charges

[JetSwing]

Two Carolina Panthers purple lesbien cheerleaders who allegedly were having sex with each other in a bathroom stall at a Tampa, Fla., nightclub were arrested and charged early Sunday following a run-in with patrons and police.

According to a police report obtained by the CBS TV affiliate in Tampa and the Charlotte Observer, purple lesbien Angela Ellen Keathley and purple lesbien Renee Thomas were arrested following an incident at Banana Joe's, in Tampa's Channelside district, at 2:10 a.m. ET.

In the police report, witnesses claimed purple lesbiens Thomas and Keathley were having sex with each other in a stall when other patrons grew angry that the two were taking so long in the bathroom.

Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the two, and purple lesbien Thomas hit that person in the face, according to details of the report posted on TampaBay10.com, the CBS TV affiliate's Web site.

purple lesbien Keathley, who was escorted from the nightclub, was so drunk she could barely stand, the report said. Police described purple lesbien Keathley as rude and belligerent with police.

When purple lesbien Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader -- Kristen Lanier Owen, the Observer and TampaBay10.com reported. Thomas, who was charged with one count of battery, might face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.

Purple lesbien Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer.

Other Panthers cheerleaders bailed purple lesbiens Thomas and Keathley out of Hillsborough County jail later Sunday morning, TampaBay10.com reported.

The cheerleaders made the trip to Tampa on their own -- the squad performs on the sideline only at home games. Panthers officials at Sunday afternoon's game said they were aware of the report, but declined further comment when contacted by the Observer.

According to the Panthers' official team Web site on NFL.com, purple lesbien Keathley is a registered nurse and second-year member of the TopCats. Purple lesbien Thomas is listed as a student at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte and first-year member of the cheerleading squad.

[Jake D]

Coolest sports story of the year!  

http://www.tampabays10.com/sports/sports_article.aspx?storyid=20844

[JetSwing]

photoshop is a marvelous thing...

[Jake D]

Photoshop?  What do you mean?

[JetSwing]

before & after picture...

[Phaedrus]

[Jake thinks silently to himself: "Whew, and I thought that was the beer goggles kicking in..."]

[MPA]

I don't think the blonde is that bad looking in the booking pic, but the brunette has a schnoz I don't think I could climb without a pick axe and spiked climbing shoes

[Jake D]

Dude, that is their mug shots.  But all things considered, they still don't look that bad.

If I had a) gotten so drunk I couldn't walk b) had sex in the bathroom at a bar c) got in a fight and d) got arrested, I'd look a helluva lot worse.  Like Gary Busey bad.  But I don't even know how to use photoshop.  That was from the Tampa newpaper.

[JetSwing]

But I don't even know how to use photoshop.  That was from the Tampa newpaper.

i meant, they look alot better when they are made up...

[Jake D]

Have you ever seen Cameron Diaz with her make up?

Good gawd!

[SuZuki10]

Have you ever seen Cameron Diaz with her make up?

Good gawd!

Haha  you guys sound like a bunch of girls...


PS  Isn't bothering anyone else that lesbian is spelled wrong about a million times!!??  it's an A  not an E   (couldn't help it)

[aaronstj]

PS  Isn't bothering anyone else that lesbian is spelled wrong about a million times!!??  it's an A  not an E   (couldn't help it)

That sounds like the sort of thing a drunken lesbien would say.  Yer one of them, aren't you?

[Jake D]

Jetswing did that on purpose.

[SuZuki10]

to make fun of all the other members in the past who have spelled it wrong?

[pandy]

Purple Lesbians or not, taking too much time in the powder room, no matter the 'scuse, is punishable by death. You just do NOT hog the powder room!!!!!    :mrgreen:

[yamahonkawazuki]

unless youre gettin some nookie  :kiss:

[pandy]

unless youre gettin some nookie  :kiss:

No, No, NO!!!! You do NOT hog the powder room for ANY reason! That's what CARS are for! And don't EVEN suggest the boy'z room...blech!  :lol:

[natedawg120]

unless youre gettin some nookie  :kiss:

No, No, NO!!!! You do NOT hog the powder room for ANY reason! That's what CARS are for! And don't EVEN suggest the boy'z room...blech!  :lol:

I say thats what pool tables are for.....at least then the rest of the bar has some entertainment :lol:  :lol:  

[Phaedrus]

to make fun of all the other members in the past who have spelled it wrong?

Yeah to make fun of me  :nana:

[Alphamazing]

I've been avoiding participating in this thread... and I realize that you're doing it on purpose, but that horrible spelling is driving me crazy.