Favorite Movie Lines

[mastrind]

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" Die Hard

"f%$k-A-DOODLE-DO! " Shaun of the Dead

[jake42]

"We are all dumber now for having listened to you"
The prinicpal in Billy Madison.

Pretty much anyrthing from the movie Fishing With Ghandi, which is a great indie flick.

oh and

"Tina, come get some food you fat lard"

[SmartDrug]

And Shepards we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris, et Filius, Spiritus sanctus

-Boondock Saints

[brett]

Yay for Boondock Saints! My friend introduced me to that a few months ago. Eventually she just bought me a copy so I would stop borrowing hers. Willem Dafoe is an absolute genius:

Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.

and

Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.





This wouldn't be complete without some Ghostbusters, so I present Bill Murray at his finest...

Dr. Raymond Stanz: Everything was fine with our system until our power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused the explosion!
Mayor: [To Peter] Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true your honor. This man has no duck.

[Jake D]

                 "Lye -- the crucial ingredient.
                       
                 Ancient peoples found their clothes
                 got cleaner if they washed them at a
                 certain spot in the river.  Why?
                 Because, human sacrifices were once
                 made on the hills above this river.
                 Year after year, bodies burnt.  Rain
                 fell.  Water seeped through the wood
                 ashes to become lye.  The lye
                 combined with the melted fat of the
                 bodies, till a thick white soapy
                 discharge crept into the river.

                  The first soap was made from the
                 ashes of heroes.  Like the first
                 monkeys shot into space.

                 Without sacrifice, without death, we
                 would have nothing."

- fight club

[scratch]

What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?

From Conan The Barbarian.

[callmelenny]

From RAISING ARIZONA, the characters are discussing the balloons on display by the register in a convenience store.

EVELLE: These blow up into funny shapes at all?


CASHIER:   Well no. Unless round is funny.

[Jake D]

"Hell I don't know.  They're jammies.  They had Yodas and shaZam! on 'em!"

[yamahonkawazuki]

from "leave it to beaver" (old tv show)



"Ward, dont you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?", havent verified that one though, just heard it