Favorite Movie Lines

[ajgs500]

One of my favs from GI Jane:

"Suck my duck!!"

Feel free to add yours....

[bubba zanetti]

"can ya see me toecutter, can ya see me"

"you're wasting your time on the skag, he'll never be any thing like the nightrider"

"I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller! "

Thats just a few of my faves. All from mad max

[natedawg120]

"This is either the craziest or the smartest thing we have ever done." - Harold from Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle after they mounted the cheetah.

[vtlion]

"WOOOOHOOOO JESTER'S DEAD!!!!" - Mav

"For a minute there I thought someone was going to be reading OUR ugoogley" - Derek

"OK boys, lets show this prehistoric B*TCH how we do things downtown" - Venkman

"Boards... don't hit back" - Bruce

[Jace009gs]

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO-sssssss-eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr-Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura when Nature Calls


The city of NY would like to thank you for partisipating in this drill. Had this actualaty been an emergency,  you'al would have been dead. How a black man gonna come busting through the back door? Now I asked you to move to the next car. But No We'z New Yorkers we've seen it all. Then you all start screaming Save us Mr. Black Man. You'all ignorant.....

FLASH

We hope you enjoy our new more energy efficent sub way cars. Please watch your step and have a nice day.

-Will Smith from Men in Black II

I also crack up the scene before the the above^^^
   Will Smith Yells up at the front control room of the sub way train "put the hammer down." Then this big old dude walks out and says "I'm Lary and I'm in charge of this train." [Will throws arm around him like they grew up in the hood and show him Jeff, the big scary alien] That's my man Jeff. Then Lary anounces "I've just made a decision". Will responds "ya Lary gonna take his azz back in there."

:lol:

[Cal Price]

"How is it with stains?"

"You gunna pull that pistol or whistle Dixie?"

"Endevour to persevere"

All from the Outlaw Josie Whale.

[Arcane]

"You're a daisy if ya do!"  - Tombstone

"I'm your huckleberry." - Tombstone (best line ever!)

"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." - The Godfather

"How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the f%$k is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny." - Goodfellas

"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster." - Goodfellas

Then there's that whole killing prayer in the Boondock Saints.

And a lot more.

[rubberpenguin16]

" No wonder hes seen jesus homie! HES ROCKIN THE GONG!"

Jay- Dogma

[Grainbelt]

Then there's that whole killing prayer in the Boondock Saints.

Excellent film. I overuse the quote "He's going fuggin nowhere. Where you goin'? Nowhere".  Greenley's stupidity is classic.  I now know what I'm doing tonight. Boondock+Beer. MMMM.

[RVertigo]

"See, it's ok.  He saw it on the Television."

"Darling... Light, of my life...  I'm not gonna hurt ya'. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya' Wendy. I'm just gonna bash your brains in... Bash 'em right the f%$k in."

[indestructibleman]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!"
--President Muffley


btw, fans of Boondock Saints probably shouldn't read this review.

[ninja_steve]

"Feel free to say no to this, but would you shave my coin purse?"

[Alphamazing]

O'Hagen: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next person that says "Shenanagins"!
Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restraunt you like with all the goofy shaZam! on the walls and the mozerella sticks?
Farva: You mean "Shenanagins"?
Mac: [holding out his pistol] Ooohhhhhh!!
- from the movie "Super Troopers"

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

(after a man they're questioning falls from roughly a 5th story window)

"Do you think he's dead?"

"Nah.. he's just f%&ked up.."

The movie Four Brothers.

"I will rip out your eyeballs and skull f%$k you!"

Full Metal Jacket

Anything from Super Troopers or Harold and Kumar

[natedawg120]

"Luke, use the Force."

[EMTkid]

Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.

Hockney: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
.........
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

The Usual Suspects...it has some great lines

[skoozi12]

btw, fans of Boondock Saints probably shouldn't read this review.

them's fightin words.

My personal favs:

Serious:
"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature." American History X

Silly Movies:
"You can put it anywhere." Katherine Cruel Intentions

Old Woman: Excuse me, but can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you *show* me where the *campus* is?
PCU

[vtlion]

Silly Movies:
"You can put it anywhere." Katherine Cruel Intentions

Old Woman: Excuse me, but can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you *show* me where the *campus* is?
PCU

same film:

"That's the beauty of college.  You can major in GAMEBOY if you know how to bullshit"

also:

Dean: "you dumped 100 pounds of meat on a peaceful vegan protest"

Droz: "oh COME ON!!!..... That was way more than 100 pounds!"

[Caffeine]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. Bond!   I expect you to DIE!"

[kidcoma]

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick!"
-Ash, Army of Darkness

"Oh Mikey you don't want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean" horseshit, or the "Rock and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys like you and me gotta kick it here, old school."
-Trent, Swingers