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Started by that_guy, January 22, 2006, 12:13:45 AM

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that_guy

Me and the wife are watching blind date.  This guy just said the following.  "Girls are like parking spots,  all the good ones are taken and the rest are all handicapped."

mastrind

...I've often heard it the other way....as in...."Men are like parking spots, the good ones are always taken and the available ones are either too small or handicapped."...
PETE: It's four in the funking morning!

SHAUN: It's Saturday!

PETE: No, it's not. It's funking Sunday. And I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours 'cos every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUNKING ANGRY?

ED: Funk, yeah!

that_guy

Quote from: mastrind on January 22, 2006, 01:17:32 AM
...I've often heard it the other way....as in...."Men are like parking spots, the good ones are always taken and the available ones are either too small or handicapped."...
whoa.....

and i though ash liked goats....

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Quote from: that_guy on January 22, 2006, 02:43:39 AM
Quote from: mastrind on January 22, 2006, 01:17:32 AM
...I've often heard it the other way....as in...."Men are like parking spots, the good ones are always taken and the available ones are either too small or handicapped."...
whoa.....

and i though ash liked goats....

Where the hell is there any reference to me in here other then your comment?

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Roger Lodge...the host of Blind Date, is full of goofy comments like that.  I love that show.


His name is so dorky.
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mastrind

PETE: It's four in the funking morning!

SHAUN: It's Saturday!

PETE: No, it's not. It's funking Sunday. And I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours 'cos every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUNKING ANGRY?

ED: Funk, yeah!

that_guy

Quote from: ashman on January 23, 2006, 02:12:15 PM
Where the hell is there any reference to me in here other then your comment?
-ash

just came to mind out of no where...  jk

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