Do u stunt to?

[nick_villan]

I was wondering if their were other gs riders out their that would like to share their stunting experiences. hey i dont want no squid shaZam! on this thing  (if u dont got time for anything else im sorry)

[aqxea2500]

Well Im no stunter but I do enjoy poping the occasinal wheely once in a while but thats when Im feeling squidly.

[ajgs500]

Hahahahahhahahahaha squids hit some twisties wussies

[JamesG]

[Egaeus]

Hey nick, is there a picture of you on www.icyhotstunta.com ?

Oh, and a stunting link for you.

[Cal Amari]

I was wondering if their were other gs riders out their that would like to share their stunting experiences. hey i dont want no squid shaZam! on this thing  (if u dont got time for anything else im sorry)

How pathetic...

When I first saw this thread, I wanted to search for a picture of some actual squid shaZam! to post here, but James G and Egaeus beat me to it. Seems the newest squidly kid here wants to dictate what people can post in a thread...

Squidly poser, or poser squid; either way, there's room for all kinds here, but they don't want to be known as squids and posers, which is pretty funny when you think about it...

Squidly is as squidly does, poser, and I'll ALWAYS make time to acknowledge a squid. There are plenty of poser / squid boards you can post on, but you don't, because you know you can't impress other squids with your pathetic squidlyness. No OTHER squid could possibly be impressed by a squid on a GS500, but you'll destroy it soon enough, and if you're not dead or crippled, you'll decide you're ready to start posing on something more suitable in the land of squid posers, like a GSX-R600.

Too bad I didn't see this thread earlier; everyone else who replied to this before now also took the time to acknowledge your poser / squidlyness, which should tell you something about the high regard we have for the squidly poser fishbait who think they can impress real motorcyclists with their childish bullshit, or should I say, poser squidshit...

In case you still haven't figured it out yet, NO ONE HERE is impressed by you, squidly poser nick; looks like you'll have to become a real motorcyclist if you want to be respected in this forum, though there doesn't seem to be much chance of that happening now...

My previous advice still stands; get a BigWheel... maybe you can impress some of three-year olds who hang out at the local sandbox with your squidly poser fishbait "skillz" on a fancy red BigWheel...

[nick_villan]

first of i personaly dont stunt, my gs is my only way of getting around and i dnt want to brake it. i wanted to here experiences to c what has hapend to people on their gs, not this squid stuff that u like to post. ohh and also u catn tell me what a true motorcylist is becase i know i am one. I use my bike everyday and i have alreayd made long trips on it. so im reall sorry if u got nothing else to post exept stuff about squids. ( ers)

[Cal Amari]

So the title of this thread:

"Do u stunt to?"

means WHAT, exactly?

BTW, what is that brown stinky stuff oozing from your mouth and ears? I think your squidshit is overflowing...

You've told several LIES in these threads, squidlyboy nick... you aren't fooling anyone here, except yourself, which is pretty funny when you think about it, because it's obvious you can't remember which lies you told in which thread, and you aren't even smart enough to re-read your own posts before you tell ANOTHER lie...

WE all know you're a poser / wannabe / squid; it's time for you to confess and stop the lies...

How are things looking for Project BigWheel? Any luck finding one on EBAY yet? BTW, it wouldn't hurt you to learn how to type, spell, and use the Search function...

[sledge]

That pic of the girl with the squid....I had to do a double take, she is an absolute double and I mean DOUBLE of my G/F..and what makes it more scary is the fact SHE IS A TEACHER TOO!!!!!     Mind you I cant ever remember her ever coming home dressed in a bin-bag and smelling of fish 

[Onlypastrana199]

BTW, it wouldn't hurt you to learn how to type, spell, and use the Search function...

+1 Personally I'll help where I can but sometimes its hard to get through posts with horrible grammer and spelling. Normally I dont pick at things like that when its excessive I get frustrated before I can actually process what you're trying to say.

[Egaeus]

A brief summary of the threads you've started, nick:

Do u stunt to?  (Self explanatory)

louder:  "hey is their any after market part that i can put on my bike that would make the lower rpms sound louder"

LED kit: "does any one have any pics of their led kit on their bikes" (ground effects, not brakes/turn signals/dash)

Slip on or Fulls system: "Is 4hp worht 100 dollars more? any experience.?"

Ixil exhaust: "what i want to know is if i have to rejet and if their is any chance their might be a slip increase in power? o ya does any one have any pics?"

1/4 mile time: "hey i read in motortred that the 1/4 mile for our bikes is 13.65 on a stock bike, any truth to that, if so can it hit low 13?"

Wileyco sound clip: "i was wonderign if any one had wileyco sound clip"

wileyco years: "I was wondering what wileyco year are the ones i can use to make a exhaust for my bike."

slip on dimesion: "i own a suzuki gs500f and i was wondering if any one new what are the demeions needed so that i can use a slip on from another bike"

flush mount: "hey i was wondering if any one had any good ideas of what type of after market turning signals i can put on my o6 gs5oof the black one"

kerker: "hey does anyone have any info on a kerker slip on? i was planing on buying the kerker performacen series, does anyone have any tips on this?"

finnally a exhaust for the gs500f: "hey i finally found an exhasut for our bikes after a lil of research. lazer deeptone makes one." (Wow, almost informative, except you didn't ever say exactly where you found it, but then you say, "yo thanks man for the great adivice. yo what is the best 1/4 mile ever done with a gs500f? is it posible to hit 12 with out the use of nitrus. thank you guys for ur paceince with a newbi.")

windscreen: "does any one have a crome tinted windscreen on a gs500f?"

Now, looking at the above, it seems you want to go fast in a straight line, make lots of noise (oh wait, I meant increase horsepower, because that's what loud mufflers always do, right?), and make your bike look "pimpin'."  I've seen nothing that indicates that you want to learn any skills.

Here's some blunt, but honest, advice.  You come of as an attention whore and a squidly poser who's looking to get himself killed.  My recommendation would be to sell your motorcycle before you kill yourself and/or quit being a f@#king douchebag.  

(TF here we come, but it needed to be said....)

Oh, and as pastrana mentioned, improve your English.  I know it's not your first language, but it will help if you actually use words.  You know, your or you're instead of ur, you instead of u, etc.  That's just laziness, not unfamiliarity with the language.

[ajgs500]

OK squids see:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2051653


http://www.wkyc.com/browns/browns_fullstory.asp?id=35231

[TadMC]

x

[sledge]

I am a bit confused about the term `Squid` it hasnt reached these shores yet to the best of my knowledge. But I am gonna take a wild stab and guess its used to describe a young American motorcyclist, who rides his machine dangerously despite thinking they are skilled  knowledgable and experienced bikers. Who presents a real risk to himself and other road users (and streetlamps and trees!), who refuses to accept that motorcycling can be dangerous, who is more interested in endangering his own life and that of others than in improving his awareness and safe riding skills, who lacks any sort of mechanical understanding and sympathy regarding his machine and who constantly makes pointless modifications  for no other reason than to try and increase its speed and attempt to say "WoooHooo look at me".....So am I in the ballpark??? Well we have a similar term over here for this type of person......we just call them Stupid Tw***!

A word or two for all the "squids"
Many years ago before I took the bike test I had a course of lessons from a guy who was an ex-police motorcycle instructer (and here in the UK, police bikers are regarded as very highly skilled and experienced riders) He told me how to tell a skilled and experienced biker from the rest, when he pulled someone up, first question he would ask is "What should your tyre pressures be?"....enough said.

[Egaeus]

Take it easy on the guy. Jeez, Yall were nice to me when I'd say/ write dumb stuff. (which still continues to this day) So cut him some slack and just politely tell him he is more and more sounding like a squid.

It's been tried, with no effect.  I figured it was time to be blunt.

[budget speed demon]

er.. uh... doing wheelies makes you a squid? 


I see what you guys are saying about this nick guy. I still stand by my rule of not judging people, but I do admit when reading some of this guys posts, thinking that he was an idiot. Then again, I'm sure people think that about me.

On my way home I was thinking about a question to ask on this board, it is as follows;

Does having the urge to do wheelies all the time, on the street included, but fighting that urge and restricting it to parking lots, make you a squid?

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

er.. uh... doing wheelies makes you a squid? 


I see what you guys are saying about this nick guy. I still stand by my rule of not judging people, but I do admit when reading some of this guys posts, thinking that he was an idiot. Then again, I'm sure people think that about me.

On my way home I was thinking about a question to ask on this board, it is as follows;

Does having the urge to do wheelies all the time, on the street included, but fighting that urge and restricting it to parking lots, make you a squid?

That right there makes me say no.

[pandy]

Dayim...you peeps around here are soooo HARSH!! Yo!

Damn right I'm a stunna, Yo!  I just popped....er...I mean busted a few wheelies on a ride today....even the cops were cheering and clapping....they recognize my mad skillz! Yo!

My throttle hand just doesn't wanna coooooo-ooooo-perrrrr-ate....I try to hold it in, but sometimes ya jus' gotta FLY! Yo! 

[bargovic]

... Here's some blunt, but honest, advice.  You come of as an attention whore and a squidly poser who's looking to get himself killed.  My recommendation would be to sell your motorcycle before you kill yourself and/or quit being a f@#king douchebag....

HAHA!

Dayim...you peeps around here are soooo HARSH!! Yo!

Damn right I'm a stunna, Yo!  I just popped....er...I mean busted a few wheelies on a ride today....even the cops were cheering and clapping....they recognize my mad skillz! Yo!

My throttle hand just doesn't wanna coooooo-ooooo-perrrrr-ate....I try to hold it in, but sometimes ya jus' gotta FLY! Yo! 

and an even bigger HAHA!

[pandy]

HAHA! and an even bigger HAHA!

Dawg! Ya' dissin' on me! I can bust a wheelie in my sleep, yo!

Show a lil respect for my mad skillz!! Yo!